PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Super Villain

Chapter 56

After being kicked out of the room, Yi Xiaotian shook his head and broadcast directly at the speed of light.

Zhong Shuiyou was taken aback for a while, but didn't react.

"Brother Tian, ​​why did you download the broadcast?"

"It's probably hurt by these professional teams."

……

Finally came the day to go home, Li Cuihua came to Yi Xiaotian's door early that day.

Seeing Yi Xiaotian standing there with sleepy eyes, he said dissatisfiedly, "Why don't you get up!"

"What time is it?" Tang Sihai looked at the wall clock on the wall, 05:30 in the morning?
Damn it at 05:30 in the morning, you ask me why I can't get up?Why don't you say that the sun is drying your ass?
"The sun is drying the ass!" Li Cuihua rolled her eyes and said to Yi Xiaotian.

"Okay, then get up." Yi Xiaotian let Li Cuihua into the room.

Then start undressing.

Li Cuihua didn't care at first, thinking that Yi Xiaotian was just changing clothes.

But when Yi Xiaotian was about to take off his underwear, he suddenly shouted: "What are you doing!"

"Take off your clothes and take a shower." Yi Xiaotian said with narrowed eyes.

"What do you take a shower in the morning?"

"You have to take a shower in the morning to be refreshed!" Yi Xiaotian stopped his hands and walked quietly to Li Cuihua who had turned his back.

"Are you shy?" Yi Xiaotian whispered into Li Cuihua's ear.

That hot air swayed gently at the base of Li Cuihua's ears, making Li Cuihua almost unable to stand still. No one has ever treated her like this since she grew up so big.

Even if it is Yi Xiaotian who wants to take him in the future!
"Get lost, shameless!" Li Cuihua quickly jumped away.

Li Cuihua blushed again, scolded herself for looking at her body, quickly hid on the sofa, turned her face away again, and said, "Hurry up, you will miss the train soon."

Yi Xiaotian walked into the bathtub, turned on the faucet, and the hot air gradually spread in the bathtub. Looking at himself in the mirror, Yi Xiaotian was taken aback.

The original self can be described as skinny. Although he has a handsome face, his figure is really not good.

But at this moment, the muscles on his body are clearly defined and perfectly streamlined.There are also eight-pack abs in the abdomen.

Is this really me?Yi Xiaotian was stunned.Could it be that the system modified his body for his skills.

"Proficient in ancient martial arts?" Yi Xiaotian thought about it for a second, and when he moved this year, many boxing techniques and routines immediately appeared in his mind.

"Jeet Kune Do, Hong Quan, Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon, Wing Chun..."

Boxing techniques and routines were engraved directly into my mind as if flying from the void.

Yi Xiaotian punched suddenly, and heard "Tear!" in the air!
Tigers are windy!

Half an hour later, Yi Xiaotian suddenly shouted: "Honey, help me get my underwear! I forgot to take my underwear."

Li Cuihua waited for Yi Xiaotian not to come out, but the other party came back with this sentence.

Li Cuihua pouted and cursed: "Who is your wife, don't bark!"

"Oh, wife, help me get my underwear, hurry up." Yi Xiaotian yelled as he wiped his body in the bathtub.

Li Cuihua thought about it, but finally compromised, she stood in front of Yi Xiaotian's closet, opened the closet and asked, "Where did you put your clothes?"

"On the left hand side, there is a drawer in the wardrobe, you can see it when you open it."

Li Cuihua followed Yi Xiaotian's instructions, opened the drawer, and saw that it was full of underwear.

Li Cuihua's face looks like a monkey's butt, burning hot.

I saw these underwear, which are made of different materials, including cotton, linen, pure cotton, and even silk.

Li Cuihua touched the silk underwear and pouted, this guy can afford such good underwear?

In the end, Li Cuihua helped Yi Xiaotian choose a pair of Mickey Mouse-patterned underwear, and timidly came to the bathing pool.

Knocked on the door, but no one answered.

"Do you still want it?"

Still no response.

Boom boom boom!
No one responded.

For a long time, Li Cuihua couldn't bear it anymore. She was impatient, otherwise she wouldn't have rushed here overnight after hearing a phone call.

With a "crash", the door opened.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Yi Xiaotian resting his hand on the wall, looking at himself with a smile.

In that smile, there was one point of playfulness, two points of tenderness, three points of pity, four points of love, five points of hooliganism, and six points of shamelessness...

"Ah!" Li Cuihua glanced at Yi Xiaotian up and down, from beginning to end.

With a scream, he quickly threw his underwear on Yi Xiaotian's face.

Yi Xiaotian tore off the underwear from his face, and smiled while putting it on: "It's not possible, anyway, we are going to get married."

"Bah! Whoever wants to marry you, I want my father to cancel the engagement when I get home!" Li Cuihua gritted her teeth.

Yi Xiaotian has already put on all his underwear.

When I came to the closet, I found a clean suit, a white T-shirt, and black cropped pants.

He took out a pair of old cloth shoes that Li Cuihua made for him with pity, and put them on his feet, which really fit and comfortable.

With a wife like this, what can a husband ask for?

After bringing a few more changes of clothes, Yi Xiaotian was finished with a fake Adidas backpack.

"Let's go, wife, I won't be able to catch the train in a while."

……

The train is running fast in the North China Plain, far faster than ordinary green leather trains. Yes, they are taking the high-speed rail.

Li Cuihua looked at the scene that flashed by outside, eyes full of melancholy, looked at Yi Xiaotian for a while, wanted to say something but didn't say anything.

Yi Xiaotian had already seen that something was wrong with this girl, and asked, "What's wrong with the cow?" Before he knew it, he spoke the local dialect.

"I, I'm just afraid that my father won't agree with us when we go home!" Li Cuihua said in a low voice.

"That's what you said, how can you disagree, didn't you call me before?"

"No, two days ago, the Erhuzi from the village came back and drove back in a small car, but the light was stable, and when he got home, he ran to my house to say that he had come."

"I rely on his aunt, he's a straight erhuzi, doesn't he know we've been engaged?" Yi Xiaotian was furious when he heard that, this erhuzi is awesome!

"He knows, he said that he just wants to take me, no matter how much dowry!"

"That doesn't matter if you agree!"

"My father disagrees, but it's hard to say on my mother's side. It seems to be pushing my father to let go."

Hearing what Li Cuihua said, Yi Xiaotian's heart darkened. After all, it was the mother-in-law who was difficult to deal with.

My future mother-in-law is famous in the village for being vain, despising the poor and loving the rich.

At the beginning, seeing that Yi's family had a little money, she flattered and made a baby-marriage. Later, when her father got sick and spent a lot of money, she became not east or west every day.

Yi Xiaotian decided in his heart that this time when he went home, he had to convince his future mother-in-law, otherwise he would let go if he had a second beard today, and there would be a lot of three beards and four beards tomorrow.

It's best to get things done when you go back, and do it early and feel at ease.

(End of this chapter)