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Chapter 506 I'm Not Begging
Chapter 506 I'm Not Begging
"Old man, the secret of my longevity is not to cause trouble, not to be afraid of trouble. Not to bully others, not to be afraid of being bullied by others."
Ding Jin said disapprovingly: "Your secret is very special. But, why are you telling us this? We people still have to eat, so if you have nothing to do, go away quickly! I am in a good mood today, and I am not as knowledgeable as you. If you are here to ask For money, I can give you some living expenses."
As Ding Jin spoke, he took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket.
The old man stretched out his crutch in front of Ding Jin, and said, "Then let's see if I can choose Mr. Ding's money."
Huang Dayang said angrily: "You old man is so unreasonable! My Boss Ding kindly gave you money, and you didn't use your hands to pick it up, but you actually used a cane to pick it up. It's really unreasonable."
Ding Jin put the 100 yuan on the crutch several times. The old man deliberately knocked the money off the crutch. It's useless. Look at your general manager, he can't even put 100 yuan on my crutch."
Ding Jin was so angry that he threw the money in front of the old man and said, "It's still 100 yuan, so take it! It'll be enough for you to eat for a few days."
The old man didn't even look at the 100 yuan bills on the ground. He bent down and walked a few steps, and said, "Although I am old, old man, I am well dressed. Although the clothes on my body are not too gorgeous, they are worth several hundred yuan." Money. In the eyes of Mr. Ding, with my status and status, am I just a beggar?"
Ding Jin said: "Aren't you?"
"Of course I am not. If you treat me as a beggar, then I can only say that Mr. Ding is blind."
"Bastard!" Ding Jin said angrily, "Where did you come from, old man? If you dare to talk nonsense here again, I will kick you out."
The old man said: "When I came, old man, I seemed to have made it very clear that my girlfriend wants to have dinner in Xiaoyao Palace, please leave all the people in Xiaoyao Palace."
Huang Dayang sneered, looked at the father-in-law with squinting eyes, and said, "Hey, I think you are kicking your nose and face, right? If I don't give you some clues, you don't even know where this place is, right? Here. Is this a place where you run wild? Who do you think you are and how dare you let us out?"
The old man said: "You can let others leave this room, why can't I let you leave this room?"
Huang Dayang stared at him with a cold light, and said, "It seems that you are not begging for food, you are begging for a room."
"You're right, I'll give you 5 minutes to think about it. After 5 minutes, if anyone is still in this room, no matter who it is, I will throw him out."
Huang Dayang sneered and said, "With your bones, you still want to throw us out? I think you want to go to hell early! Old man, didn't you just say that the secret of your longevity is not to cause trouble? Now you have committed such a big crime. Wrong, I don’t think you are far from death.”
The old man said: "I just said that the secret of longevity is not to cause trouble, but I also said that there is a saying in the secret of longevity that is not to be afraid of trouble. If a person is provoked by others, he still dare not resist, Then he will be pissed off alive, wouldn't that violate the secret of longevity?"
"Hahaha..." Ding Jin smiled and said, "With a body like yours, I don't know if it will fall apart if you start your hands in a while."
The old man leaned on a cane, walked two steps tremblingly, and said: "I am a bone, you don't have to worry, don't look at me walking unsteadily, in fact, let me tell you, I am very tough, a dozen strong men It's like paper in front of you, and I can throw it dozens of meters with a light throw."
"Hahaha..." Ding Jin laughed again, and said, "Look at the one next to me, how many meters can you throw him?"
The old man looked at Huang Dayang seriously and said: "This man is just made of paper. I can throw him dozens of meters with just a throw."
Huang Dayang glared at the old man angrily and said, "Can you throw me dozens of meters?"
"Try it! But this room is too small. If you come out and throw it in the corridor, it should be able to throw it dozens of meters."
Huang Dayang drank a glass of wine, stood up and said, "Okay, I can let you throw it, but let's talk about it first, what should you do if you can't throw me more than ten meters?"
The old man coughed twice and said, "If you can't throw it away, you can't throw it away. Can you still eat me, an old man?"
Ding Jin said: "Old man, I think so! Don't you want us to leave Xiaoyao Palace? As long as you can throw him ten meters away, we will leave Xiaoyao Palace."
The old man's hands trembled twice, and he continued to say in a hoarse voice: "As long as I throw him ten meters away, will you leave Xiaoyao Palace?"
Ding Jin nodded and said, "That's right, I'm afraid you can't do it."
"If my old man can't do it, you can continue to eat in Xiaoyao Palace, and I can forget about your bullying others!"
Ding Jin looked at Huang Dayang and said, "How is it? Do you dare to bet with him?"
Huang Dayang didn't take that old man seriously at all, and said, "Why don't you dare? I'll just let you throw it away."
The old man said again: "I don't think it's a problem if I let my old man throw it. If my old man exhausted himself, twisted his waist or broke his neck during the throwing process, I would definitely not throw it." Hold you accountable."
Huang Dayang said: "Don't worry, as long as you can throw me ten meters away, even if my legs are broken and my neck is broken, I won't make you responsible."
"Empty words are useless, it is better to write them down."
The old man and Huang Dayang asked for a pen and paper from the hotel waiter, and wrote two guarantee letters. After each signed and signed, the old man kept one and gave Ding Jin another.
The old man went to the corridor outside and looked around. There was a patio in the middle of the corridor.This is the fourth floor, and the distance from the fourth floor to the ground is 12 meters.
After looking at all the places, the old man finally set his eyes on Huang Dayang, and said: "Come on, don't resist, otherwise, I won't be able to hold you tight."
Huang Dayang shook his head and said, "Don't worry, I won't resist."
The old man threw the crutches to the ground, grabbed Huang Dayang's arm with his left hand, and his right shoulder with his right hand. Before he could use any force, he was shaking very badly.
The old man looked like he was about to be crushed to the ground.
Ding Jin was still smiling and said: "I think if he doesn't let go, his waist will collapse."
Huang Dayang was still laughing, and thought: "It's not that easy to throw me out, I'll give you a jackhammer, it's no wonder it doesn't crush you to death."
Huang Dayang is at the fourth level of the Ancient Martial Realm, and he has already practiced [-]% of the kung fu of the thousand catty fall.
(End of this chapter)
"Old man, the secret of my longevity is not to cause trouble, not to be afraid of trouble. Not to bully others, not to be afraid of being bullied by others."
Ding Jin said disapprovingly: "Your secret is very special. But, why are you telling us this? We people still have to eat, so if you have nothing to do, go away quickly! I am in a good mood today, and I am not as knowledgeable as you. If you are here to ask For money, I can give you some living expenses."
As Ding Jin spoke, he took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket.
The old man stretched out his crutch in front of Ding Jin, and said, "Then let's see if I can choose Mr. Ding's money."
Huang Dayang said angrily: "You old man is so unreasonable! My Boss Ding kindly gave you money, and you didn't use your hands to pick it up, but you actually used a cane to pick it up. It's really unreasonable."
Ding Jin put the 100 yuan on the crutch several times. The old man deliberately knocked the money off the crutch. It's useless. Look at your general manager, he can't even put 100 yuan on my crutch."
Ding Jin was so angry that he threw the money in front of the old man and said, "It's still 100 yuan, so take it! It'll be enough for you to eat for a few days."
The old man didn't even look at the 100 yuan bills on the ground. He bent down and walked a few steps, and said, "Although I am old, old man, I am well dressed. Although the clothes on my body are not too gorgeous, they are worth several hundred yuan." Money. In the eyes of Mr. Ding, with my status and status, am I just a beggar?"
Ding Jin said: "Aren't you?"
"Of course I am not. If you treat me as a beggar, then I can only say that Mr. Ding is blind."
"Bastard!" Ding Jin said angrily, "Where did you come from, old man? If you dare to talk nonsense here again, I will kick you out."
The old man said: "When I came, old man, I seemed to have made it very clear that my girlfriend wants to have dinner in Xiaoyao Palace, please leave all the people in Xiaoyao Palace."
Huang Dayang sneered, looked at the father-in-law with squinting eyes, and said, "Hey, I think you are kicking your nose and face, right? If I don't give you some clues, you don't even know where this place is, right? Here. Is this a place where you run wild? Who do you think you are and how dare you let us out?"
The old man said: "You can let others leave this room, why can't I let you leave this room?"
Huang Dayang stared at him with a cold light, and said, "It seems that you are not begging for food, you are begging for a room."
"You're right, I'll give you 5 minutes to think about it. After 5 minutes, if anyone is still in this room, no matter who it is, I will throw him out."
Huang Dayang sneered and said, "With your bones, you still want to throw us out? I think you want to go to hell early! Old man, didn't you just say that the secret of your longevity is not to cause trouble? Now you have committed such a big crime. Wrong, I don’t think you are far from death.”
The old man said: "I just said that the secret of longevity is not to cause trouble, but I also said that there is a saying in the secret of longevity that is not to be afraid of trouble. If a person is provoked by others, he still dare not resist, Then he will be pissed off alive, wouldn't that violate the secret of longevity?"
"Hahaha..." Ding Jin smiled and said, "With a body like yours, I don't know if it will fall apart if you start your hands in a while."
The old man leaned on a cane, walked two steps tremblingly, and said: "I am a bone, you don't have to worry, don't look at me walking unsteadily, in fact, let me tell you, I am very tough, a dozen strong men It's like paper in front of you, and I can throw it dozens of meters with a light throw."
"Hahaha..." Ding Jin laughed again, and said, "Look at the one next to me, how many meters can you throw him?"
The old man looked at Huang Dayang seriously and said: "This man is just made of paper. I can throw him dozens of meters with just a throw."
Huang Dayang glared at the old man angrily and said, "Can you throw me dozens of meters?"
"Try it! But this room is too small. If you come out and throw it in the corridor, it should be able to throw it dozens of meters."
Huang Dayang drank a glass of wine, stood up and said, "Okay, I can let you throw it, but let's talk about it first, what should you do if you can't throw me more than ten meters?"
The old man coughed twice and said, "If you can't throw it away, you can't throw it away. Can you still eat me, an old man?"
Ding Jin said: "Old man, I think so! Don't you want us to leave Xiaoyao Palace? As long as you can throw him ten meters away, we will leave Xiaoyao Palace."
The old man's hands trembled twice, and he continued to say in a hoarse voice: "As long as I throw him ten meters away, will you leave Xiaoyao Palace?"
Ding Jin nodded and said, "That's right, I'm afraid you can't do it."
"If my old man can't do it, you can continue to eat in Xiaoyao Palace, and I can forget about your bullying others!"
Ding Jin looked at Huang Dayang and said, "How is it? Do you dare to bet with him?"
Huang Dayang didn't take that old man seriously at all, and said, "Why don't you dare? I'll just let you throw it away."
The old man said again: "I don't think it's a problem if I let my old man throw it. If my old man exhausted himself, twisted his waist or broke his neck during the throwing process, I would definitely not throw it." Hold you accountable."
Huang Dayang said: "Don't worry, as long as you can throw me ten meters away, even if my legs are broken and my neck is broken, I won't make you responsible."
"Empty words are useless, it is better to write them down."
The old man and Huang Dayang asked for a pen and paper from the hotel waiter, and wrote two guarantee letters. After each signed and signed, the old man kept one and gave Ding Jin another.
The old man went to the corridor outside and looked around. There was a patio in the middle of the corridor.This is the fourth floor, and the distance from the fourth floor to the ground is 12 meters.
After looking at all the places, the old man finally set his eyes on Huang Dayang, and said: "Come on, don't resist, otherwise, I won't be able to hold you tight."
Huang Dayang shook his head and said, "Don't worry, I won't resist."
The old man threw the crutches to the ground, grabbed Huang Dayang's arm with his left hand, and his right shoulder with his right hand. Before he could use any force, he was shaking very badly.
The old man looked like he was about to be crushed to the ground.
Ding Jin was still smiling and said: "I think if he doesn't let go, his waist will collapse."
Huang Dayang was still laughing, and thought: "It's not that easy to throw me out, I'll give you a jackhammer, it's no wonder it doesn't crush you to death."
Huang Dayang is at the fourth level of the Ancient Martial Realm, and he has already practiced [-]% of the kung fu of the thousand catty fall.
(End of this chapter)
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