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Chapter 481 Accident
Dong Xianling said: "Since Dean Chen has said so, then I will continue to teach at Xuyang Normal University. At night, I will call those students together and check the review results."

"That's good. Hey, by the way, Teacher Dong, I heard something from Zheng Hai tonight. Their students seemed to be taking a medicine called Memory Spirit. This medicine can increase people's memory. I Fear……"

"What kind of medicine is Memory Spirit? I've never heard of it." Dong Xianling asked curiously.

"The pharmacy definitely doesn't sell this stuff. I'm just worried about it, so..."

Yang Yifan said: "Don't worry, isn't it just memory? Dean Chen, don't worry, go home and sleep peacefully, and you will be your ancestor in two days."

Chen Guoliang may not believe Dong Xianling's words, but he has to believe Yang Yifan's words, because this person is so amazing, he even passed the eighth grade of English for his son, what else can he not do?

"Ms. Yang, since you said that, then I won't worry so much. You should prepare well. If you need anything, you can call me at any time. As for Mr. Dong's class, I will let the teacher of the undergraduate class take over for the time being. .”

After Chen Guoliang left, Dong Xianling said, "How is it going? How many pills did you refine today?"

"Five pills, all of which are second-grade and first-grade. Although the purity is not high, they are enough for this exam."

Dong Xianling said, "I don't know what the effect will be? How about I take a pill first?"

Yang Yifan nodded and said, "I think it's ok. Come on, write a few words first for comparison."

"Okay!"

Dong Xianling wrote a poem in his notebook very seriously, "If the two loves last for a long time, how can they be in the same day and night!"

After finishing writing, she looked at Yang Yifan with a proud look, and said, "How is it? Is my handwriting very close to print?"

Yang Yifan shook his head, and said: "Your characters are still far from printed characters. Let me point out a few points for you to look at. First, some of your characters are large, and some are small, and the structure is unreasonable. Second, The radicals are uneven, causing your characters to sway. The third thing is that the overall layout is unreasonable. The front of your characters is on the top, and the back is on the bottom, just like a slide. If you write a longer sentence, it is estimated that It will be more powerful if it is inclined."

"Oh! When I was in high school, my handwriting was praised by the teacher every day. No matter which subject the teacher said I wrote beautiful handwriting. With such handwriting, if I were asked to write "Dream of Red Mansions" silently, it would be no problem to get full marks. , how come you are useless here?"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I didn't say that your handwriting is useless. What I mean is that although your handwriting is already very beautiful, there is still a long way to go compared with printed fonts."

"Okay, hurry up and get your pill. After I take it, I'll see if I can write it in print. If it doesn't work, your money will be wasted."

"Are you kidding me? One grain costs 10 yuan. If it doesn't work, I'll definitely die of anger."

Yang Yifan took out a red pill from the porcelain bottle and said, "Pour a glass of water first. This pill is as hard as iron, and if it is strong, it will be strong. You can't break it even if you hit it with a hammer."

"Are you kidding me? It can't be broken with a hammer? If it's so strong, what if I can't digest it after eating it?" Dong Xianling looked at the pill and asked curiously, blinking her eyes.

"That's easy to handle. It's okay if you don't digest it. At worst, you can just pull it out."

"Pull it out?" Dong Xianling stared angrily, "If I can't digest it, you will definitely eat it after I pull it out."

"Don't worry! I'm just kidding you. Although the pill is as hard as iron, as long as it meets saliva, it will soon turn into body fluid and flow into your stomach."

"Is it really so miraculous?" Dong Xianling looked at the red pill and said, "I'll try it."

After she took the pill, her face suddenly became ugly, and then she grabbed her neck with her hands, unable to speak a word.

"Fairy, fairy, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!"

Yang Yifan was in a hurry, he didn't know what was going on, he thought it was the elixir that stuck her throat.

Yang Yifan turned around and came behind Dong Xianling. According to the first aid knowledge he had learned, he hugged Dong Xianling's stomach with his hands crossed, and contracted his arms violently. After more than ten times in a row, Dong Xianling still didn't respond.

Judging by Dong Xianling's expression, he should have been stuck in the throat by that pill.

The pill was only about the size of a soybean, and logically speaking, it shouldn't be able to get stuck in the throat. However, the pill would swell when it encountered saliva in the past. If this is the case, then something is really wrong.

Yang Yifan pulled back violently several times, but Dong Xianling didn't respond.

Yang Yifan put Dong Xianling on the ground, felt her pulse, crossed his hands, placed them on her chest, and pressed her with regular cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

After pressing for 30 seconds, she was given artificial respiration.

When Yang Yifan put his mouth to Dong Xianling's, Dong Xianling suddenly pushed Yang Yifan's shoulders with both hands, trying to push him away.

Where Yang Yifan was willing to get up, he directly pressed down Dong Xianling's arm, and kissed her on the mouth...

At the beginning, Dong Xianling was still resisting, but later, she stopped moving and seemed to be enjoying herself lying on the ground.

After Yang Yifan kissed for more than ten minutes, he slowly raised his head, looked at the flushed Dong Xianling and said, "I used this trick to play dead, but I didn't expect you to use this trick to play dead too."

Dong Xianling got up from the ground, not daring to look directly at Yang Yifan, and said, "You... how do you know I'm pretending to be dead? What if I really die?"

"No, I'm here, and I won't allow you to die."

"Hmph! Do you think you are the Lord of Hell? Whoever you don't want to die will not die?"

"Hey, let me ask you, when you took that elixir, why did your face suddenly become so ugly?"

"You still ask me? I was so uncomfortable at the time, and you didn't give me a sip of water? To be honest, the elixir did choke my throat at the beginning, but it soon turned into a stream of water. Body fluid flowed into my stomach."

"Since you're all fine, why do you still pretend to be dying?"

"Hey! Do you care about me? Just kidding, okay? Are only state officials allowed to set fires, and people are not allowed to log in?"

"Okay! What about you next time? In the end, pretend to be a little more like one. When I rescue you, I will take off all your clothes, so..."

"Extremely shameless!"

Yang Yifan smiled wryly and said: "Okay, you have taken the elixir too, let's talk about something serious."

"I found out that there is nothing serious about being with you."

"Now feel it, is there any abnormal reaction in your mouth?"

(End of this chapter)