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Chapter 34 Persuasion is Ineffective
He Jia said seriously: "Let me ask you, how is your memorization of the three hundred Tang poems going?"

"Hey! It's hard to say! Why do you ask me this?"

"Today is the second day of your bet with Xue Jiuzi. You still have five days, how about it? Can you memorize all Tang poems in five days?"

Zhang Xiong shook his head and said: "Five days, I don't see a show. If I knew this, I wouldn't bet with Xue Jiuzi. It's too difficult to memorize. Now I remember the latter and forget the former, and I may string poems together, hey! It seems that I will lose the 3000 yuan."

He Jia rolled her eyes and said, "Hey, I said I have a way for you to turn things around."

"You can pull me down!" Zhang Xiong didn't believe He Jia at all, and said, "Just you? When you were in school, you memorized a multiplication table for a month, and the teacher kept you in school eight times. How dare you Tell me, can you help me memorize [-] Tang poems?"

"Hey, don't you believe me. When I was young, I couldn't memorize books, but when I was in the first grade of junior high school, didn't I get the first place in the whole class?"

"Stop bragging about your glorious history, my ears are callused, and the next thing is, hey! If I hadn't climbed over the wall to play computer games back then, I guess I can get into the famous brand now, right?"

"If a hero doesn't mention his bravery back then, just tell me, believe me or not."

"Let's talk about it. Let me hear if your method works. If it really works, I will definitely listen to you. However, let's make it clear in advance that if it is a method that hangs your head on the bone, you don't want to talk about it."

"Can I give you such an idea? Let me tell you, I know a friend who used to be a substitute teacher at the Fifth High School, named Yang Yifan. He resigned a few years ago. After resigning, he opened his own The training school, called Ziyun Academy, opened a course called Recitation of Three Hundred Tang Poems..."

"Stop, stop... stop!"

"What? I haven't finished yet."

"As soon as I heard the training school you mentioned, I knew what you wanted to do? You want me to attend that training school, and let him teach me how to recite three hundred Tang poems, right?"

"Yes, that's exactly what I mean."

Zhang Xiong smiled strangely and said, "Do you think I will sign up for his training class?"

"I think you need this."

"If I don't understand physical chemistry, I need a teacher to teach me. I understand. But, do you think I am the kind of person who needs to be taught by others after memorizing a poem? Let me tell you, the method of memorizing poems I have developed by myself is not inferior. One hundred kinds. What kind of branch memory method, associative memory method, crazy memory method, what methods have I never heard of? I still use him to teach? How funny!"

He Jia was a little angry, feeling that he was too arrogant, and said, "You said you know so many memorization methods, so let me ask you, why you still can't memorize the three hundred Tang poems?"

"That's because I didn't put my heart into memorizing it. Don't worry, within five days, I will be able to memorize three hundred Tang poems."

He Jia continued to persuade: "Fuck, if you go to Ziyun Academy, you can easily memorize three hundred Tang poems in three days."

"Hmph! Let me ask you, how much does your friend's Ziyun Academy charge? Two hundred or three hundred?"

"Fifteen hundred!"

"Pfft—" Zhang Xiong spat out the tea he drank into his mouth, and said, "How much?"

"One thousand five!"

"go out!"

"No, think again!"

"If I didn't see that we have been good friends for many years, I would kill you with a hammer."

He Jia felt that he was out of good intentions, but in the end he was rewarded by the donkey's liver and lungs. He stood up and said, "Forget it, it doesn't matter if you don't want to learn. I just want to tell you that I want you to win Xue Jiuzi. That kid is really nothing, after playing with a girl, he has children, and he doesn't want that girl."

"Go, if I want to win, I will use my own efforts to win him, don't worry about it."

He Jia was so angry that he turned around and left.

After he went out, he called Yang Yifan and said that Zhang Xiong didn't want to learn his [-] Tang Poems, and he said a lot of good things to no avail.

Yang Yifan was not angry either, saying that it was okay, he would not ask anyone to learn his [-] Tang Poems.

Yang Yifan sat on a bed in his own Ziyun Academy, opened the god teaching system and had a look, the system prompts:
[Triggering side missions]: Receive 10 yuan, [-]% of it, you one and I nine! (Rewards can be claimed after the task is completed).

[Task Reward]: Three monkey hairs! (whether to receive).

"receive!"

"The host has received the reward, three monkey hairs, you can check it in the treasure chest."

Yang Yifan was still curious about what those three monkey hairs were and how to use them, so he immediately clicked on mine, and looked in the treasure chest, there were three golden monkey hairs inside a red square.

After he clicked on it, the three monkey hairs became bigger immediately, and each monkey hair was as thick as chopsticks.

Looking at the monkey hair, he couldn't see any difference from the ordinary monkey hair. He clicked on the explanation to see, and then he understood.

"Golden monkey hair" is a modified monkey hair produced by the most intelligent place on the top of Monkey King's head.

The three monkey hairs can be turned into any kind of thing at will, and last for an hour. The number of times each monkey hair changes is only one and only once. Once the opportunity is used up, the monkey hair will be taken back by the Monkey King. Please use it carefully with the host .

Yang Yifan felt that these three monkey hairs might not be so magical, so he wanted to try them first to see if he could transform into a beautiful woman.

Yang Yifan clicked on a monkey hair, read the formula, and said: "Please transform me into a stunning beauty."

The monkey hair suddenly emitted a golden light, big and small, as if it was about to transform, but suddenly, the monkey hair stopped moving, and when Yang Yifan clicked again, there was not even a little light coming out.

He is wondering, what is going on?Is this monkey hair fake?Or maybe the system is exaggerating.

Yang Yifan was not reconciled, so he lit the other two sticks, but they all gave off a little golden light, big and small, and then there was nothing else.

This is completely different from the routine written in the novel.

The monkey hairs snatched by others can change, but his three monkey hairs are useless just for him to look at.

Just when Yang Yifan was sighing, suddenly, a line of words appeared on the task bar in the system: The host has outstanding debts, please pay off the debts first and then use the monkey hair to change as you like.

"Arrears?" Yang Yifan's head was a little big, and he said, "When did I owe you money? Tang Songwen's 10 yuan is [-] yuan, and I paid it off in one lump sum."

"Ka Ka Ka..." There was a cold electronic sound, and the line of words appeared on the task bar again: The host has outstanding debts, please pay the debts first, and then use the monkey hair to change as you like.

Yang Yifan thought about it for a long time, but he never thought of when he owed the system money, and said: "Hey, I said you are being reasonable or not? I haven't recruited a single student since I opened my business, and I haven't made any money yet. , where do I owe you money?"

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