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Chapter 294
Zhao Junhui became a little impatient, and said: "You guys, stop talking and go to sleep!"

Yang Yifan smiled wryly: "It's okay, they can say whatever they want."

Zhao Zhikui didn't seem to be satisfied, and said: "Hey, old president, I heard that you are good at pairing couplets. How about this? I will make an upper couplet. If you can match it, I will ask Liang Zhenhao to give you the bed. If you're not right, then you don't even want to sleep in Zhao Junhui's bed, do you think it's fair?"

Yang Yifan liked couplets when he was in college. Since he drank the knowledge liquid of [-] poems of Tang poetry, [-] poems of Song poetry, and the knowledge liquid of Li Weng's rhyme, his level of couplets has increased a lot.

When he was in college, many people approached him for a pair, but he was never afraid of losing. Now Zhao Zhikui is looking for him again, and he is not to be outdone, saying: "Your proposal is very fair. You bet, please show your Shanglian."

Zhao Zhikui tilted his neck, smoked a cigarette, then slammed a few cards on the table, and said, "Tractor!"

Zhao Zhikui blew out a smoke ring triumphantly, and said, "Listen up, my upper line is..."

Zhao Zhikui also made a thoughtful movement, as if he had forgotten what the couplet said.

"Listen up. Two black apes cut wood in the mountain, ask the little monkey how to saw it. Right, old president!"

This tone contained a strong smell of gunpowder. Yang Yifan originally wanted to keep a low profile, but now he would be looked down upon if he kept a low profile.

"Hang, the big ghost hangs, hangs the master!" Zhang Deshan threw the big ghost on the table, lit a cigarette very coolly, and said, "Hey, I said Zhikui, what kind of question did you ask, how do I hear it?" Don't understand? What's wrong with this pair?"

"Of course you don't understand. Who told you to fill your belly with idiots? They are different. The two of them are experts in couplet research. How could they not understand the meaning of my pair? Right? Junhui , can you explain to us all what this pair means?"

Zhao Junhui glanced at Yang Yifan, Yang Yifan sat there, and said calmly: "Then you explain to them what the Shanglian means."

Zhao Junhui studied couplets with Yang Yifan for two years, and he is very familiar with the types and names of couplets.

"I don't even want to talk about you, what about you? The old president finally came to our school, why do you treat him like an enemy?"

Zhang Deshan said: "Hurry up and explain, let us listen. Aren't you the president of the Antithetical Couplet Research Association? You don't even know the meaning of a pair?"

Zhao Junhui explained: "The meaning of your pair is actually very simple. In name, you are saying that two black apes are cutting wood in the mountains, and you ask the little monkey how to saw. In fact, the pair of saws and the sentences of the pair are Homophonic, because the following is the old president's couplet, so you are calling the old president a little monkey."

Zhao Zhikui waved his hand and said, "Hey, what you said is wrong. It should be said that whoever is right is a monkey. The old president can also choose to be wrong, so that he doesn't have to be scolded."

Liang Zhenhao played a card and said: "Zhao Zhikui, you are really bad enough to play such a pair. The old president will lose if he is right, and he will lose if he is wrong."

Zhang Deshan said: "Then we are sure to win this round?"

Zhao Zhikui said proudly, "That's for sure."

Seeing that Yang Yifan was still thinking, Liang Zhenhao urged, "Can you be right? You can't have a good talk."

Zhao Junhui said: "What's the rush? How can the old president not match such a simple pair?"

Liang Zhenhao said: "Hurry up and make it right!"

Yang Yifan thought for a while, frowned, smiled slightly, looked at Zhao Zhikui in white clothes, and said: "Yes. Listen carefully, my second line is a white donkey stuck in the mud, let's see how the old animal hooves. "

Zhao Junhui immediately clapped his hands and said: "Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! It really is wonderful! The hoof in the second couplet, on the surface, means hooves, but in fact it is a homonym of the title and the title. The old president is calling Zhao Zhikui an old animal voice !"

"Who are you calling an old animal?" Zhao Zhikui is strong and tall, and he threw all the cards in his hand on the table, and the cards flew everywhere, saying: "I have endured you for a long time, come on!" When I was a sophomore, I wanted to find some people to beat you up, but I didn't expect you to dare to scold me tonight."

When Zhao Zhikui stood up, Liang Zhenhao, Zhang Deshan and another boy were all taken aback for a moment.

Zhang Deshan pulled Zhao Zhikui's clothes and said, "Zhao Zhikui, what are you doing? Isn't it a match? Your Shanglian also cursed people."

Zhao Zhikui opened Zhang Deshan's hand and said, "I just called him a little monkey, but he called me an old animal. Is it tolerable or unbearable? Don't let anyone stop me today. If he doesn't apologize to me , I smashed his mouth."

When Zhao Junhui saw Yang Yifan cleaning up those people at the Peach Blossom Hotel, he didn't even blink his eyes. If there was a fight, the people from the whole building were probably not Yang Yifan's opponent. This Zhao Zhikui looked majestic and tall, with muscular body One by one, but if he was allowed to fight with Yang Yifan, Yang Yifan could knock him down with one finger.

Zhang Deshan saw that Yang Yifan was not as tall as Zhao Zhikui, nor as strong as Zhao Zhikui, he looked like a weak boy, if he fought with Zhao Zhikui, Zhao Zhikui could make Yang Yifan lie down with just a few punches.

Zhang Deshan pulled Zhao Zhikui's clothes again, and said, "Forget it, forget it, sit down, come on, let's continue playing cards."

"What cards are you playing?" Zhao Zhikui shook off Zhang Deshan's hand and threw him off the chair to the ground.

Liang Zhenhao quickly pulled him up, beat the ashes on his body, and said, "How is it? Are you okay?"

"fine."

Zhao Junhui smiled apologetically and said, "Okay, okay, Zhao Zhikui, you made this first couplet, and you scolded people first, so you can't blame the old president. I think this game is a draw, what do you think?"

Zhao Junhui wanted to pull Zhao Zhikui to sit on a chair, but who knew that Zhao Zhikui was still very strong and pushed Zhao Junhui to the ground.

Yang Yifan helped him up, let him sit up, and said, "It's all right!"

"Old President, I'm fine."

Yang Yifan stared at Zhao Zhikui and said, "Don't deceive people too much!"

"What's wrong with me bullying you? Damn, if you don't apologize to me tonight, you don't even think about leaving this room."

Yang Yifan put on an indifferent look, and said: "You were the one who scolded people first, I didn't let you apologize to give you the greatest face, and you still asked me to apologize, it is absolutely impossible. I want to see what you can do to me Sample?"

"What can I do to you? Let's squeeze your eggs out."

(End of this chapter)