Yijie Taobao store

Chapter 9
Guo Qishuai took the marriage thread, wrapped one end around Marshal Canopy's wrist, and wrapped the other end around his finger, sat on the stool, crossed Erlang's legs, flicked the marriage thread lightly, and pretended to be a miracle doctor The appearance of the pulse.

After taking the pulse, he put on a sad face and said, "Oh, it's not good! It's not good! It's not a big deal!"

Marshal Tianpeng was stunned and said: "What's so bad? Do I have some incurable disease?"

"Marshal Tianpeng, don't panic, this disease can still be cured."

"Tell me, what disease do I have?"

"Has the marshal often had restless sleep, poor food, and irritable mood recently?"

"exactly!"

"Is the Marshal often near the Guanghan Palace recently..."

Marshal Tianpeng covered Guo Qishuai's mouth and said, "If you want to talk nonsense, I'll cut off your tongue right away."

Guo Qishuai was so frightened that his face turned pale, and said: "Marshal, as long as you forget the person you should forget, your illness will recover naturally."

Taishang Laojun said with a smile: "You idiot, you don't piss to see what you look like. If you dare to move your heart to Fairy Chang'e, you will have endless troubles!"

Marshal Tianpeng frowned and said: "Old gentleman, I can't calm down! I also know that I shouldn't miss her, but when I close my eyes, all I see is her figure flying in front of me. As soon as I lie down, the dream It's her inside and outside the dream, I'm going crazy."

Taishang Laojun said: "Tianpeng, I will tell you this here. Don't let others hear it. If it reaches the ears of the Jade Emperor, you are afraid that you will be imprisoned in the sky prison."

"Old gentleman's words, I will remember."

Guo Qishai looked at the marriage line on his hand strangely and said in surprise: "Huh? Where is the line?"

"Line?" Marshal Tianpeng was also anxious, and said, "Isn't this thread connecting me with him?"

Taishang Laojun said: "This marriage line is spiritual. Once it detects the hearts of two people, it will automatically connect. I think you two are destined in this life. In the future, you can..."

Marshal Tianpeng was anxious, and said: "Old gentleman, you have to find a way, how can I be with him... hey!"

Guo Qishuai was also sweating profusely, and said: "Old gentleman, please find a way. This... I want to be with him, I might as well hit him to death."

"Hey, brat, what do you mean? Do you look down on me? After all, I am also a god who has cultivated for thousands of years. What qualifications do you, a mortal, have to say such things?"

"Marshal, I didn't mean that. I like women."

Taishao Laojun stroked his beard with a smile, and said: "Fortunately, the marriage line is not firmly connected. I still have a way to untie it. If it is stuck, I'm afraid I can only ask Yue Lao."

"Then thank you sir."

"Thank you sir."

Taishang Laojun used a spiritual power to take out the marriage thread and said: "It's okay, Marshal Tianpeng, now that the root cause of your disease has been found, you can go back and reflect on it yourself. Say goodbye to the one-horned blue-eyed beast. Wrong to the end!"

"Thank you again, old man, for reminding me!" Marshal Tianpeng glared at Guo Qishui when he left at the end and said, "You kid, remember, if you dare to tell my secret today, I will slap you to death."

Guo Qishuai was taken aback by the angry Marshal Canopy.

"Don't worry, I won't say anything." Guo Qishuai originally wanted to tell Marshal Tianpeng kindly that he should stay away from Chang'e when Monkey King made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace in the future, so as not to be punished by the Jade Emperor to cast a pig fetus in the lower realm, but he saw the canopy The marshal was not friendly to him at all, and he had an undying heart for Chang'e, so he decided not to tell him about the future.

Perhaps this is what Guo Qishuai often said, character determines destiny, and the way a person does things determines his future fate.

He could never change Marshal Tianpeng's fate of being mistakenly reborn as a pig. Even if Guo Qishhuai told him the truth, he would not only not believe it, but would also scold Guo Qishhuai for talking nonsense and misleading the public.

Why bother?
No one can change Zhu Bajie's fate, just like Sun Monkey can't change the fate of making trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

Taishang Laojun took Guo Qishuai to his pharmacy, gave him a bottle of Wanling Life Pill, and said, "Little baby, I see that there is a cloud of black air between your brows, and there may be a bloody disaster in the near future. There are ten pills, you can save your life for yourself!"

Guo Qishui said gratefully: "Thank you, Mr. Laojun, for the elixir! I will be more careful in my actions in the future."

"The Tushita Palace is surrounded, and no suspicious person must be let go."

"It's Erlang Shen!" Taishang Laojun said: "Don't panic, little kid, Erlang Shen is the general who guards the Nantianmen in Heaven and is responsible for the safety of the entire Heaven. Your arrival may have touched the defense array of Heaven, so Only this Erlangshen will come to arrest you."

"This... how can this be done?"

[Don’t be afraid, as long as you can anger Erlang Shen, this system can activate the defense function of Yijie, and you will not be harmed. 】

"To anger Erlang God? Are you sure I'm not looking for death?" Guo Qishuai communicated with the system with his spiritual sense, and even the Taishang Laojun didn't know the content of their conversation.

"Little baby, how did you come here, and how do you go back, don't let Erlang God catch you."

"What will happen if Erlang God catches me?"

"If you are caught, you will definitely be regarded as an assassin and executed on the spot."

Guo Qishuai pretended to be very scared, and said: "Old gentleman, save me. I am just a small Taobao shop owner, and I have no other purpose in coming to Tianting, just to give you a bottle of Xuedi brand mineral water."

"I know that."

"Lao Jun, Lao Jun, we found that an assassin has broken into your Tushita Palace, please don't stop me, let us go in and search." Erlang Shen was majestic at this time, and his appearance was particularly frightening.

There is another eye on his forehead, although that eye is not open, but it is already very scary.

Taishang Laojun has already hidden Guo Qishuai in another space, and Erlang God can't see it for the time being, he said with a smile: "I said Erlang God, what are you doing here in my Tushita Palace instead of guarding the Nantian Gate? Do you think an assassin can enter my Tushita Palace?"

"Don't be weird, old man. The heavenly court's defense array shows that that person is here. This incident has alarmed the Jade Emperor. I'm afraid that if he is not found out, no one in the heavenly court will have a good life."

"Erlangshen, I think you are a little nervous. How can there be any assassins? If you don't believe me, just search for it."

Erlang said: "Okay! Then the real king will not be polite."

"Wait!" Erlangshen was about to search, when Taishang Laojun said: "What if no one can be found?"

"If no one can be found, I am willing to be punished! What if someone is found?"

"If you can find it, I will give you a thousand-year elixir. What do you think?"

"Okay, it's a deal!"

Erlang God asked ten heavenly soldiers to search, but they searched all over the Tushita Palace, but there was no one there.

"How? Is there no one?"

"is it?"

Erlang God looked at a gourd containing elixir behind Taishang Laojun with his heavenly eyes, and with a flash of white light, Guo Qishuai was forced out of the gourd.

When he landed on the ground, he almost fell.

Erlang Shen saw that Guo Qishhuai's attire was very strange, and the clothes on his body were all tight. He picked up the three-pointed two-edged knife, pointed at Guo Qishhuai's head, and said: "Tell me, who are you, a monster, and what are you doing here?"

(End of this chapter)