Yijie Taobao store

Chapter 481 What is cuteness
When Guo Qishuai wanted to take it out, Zhu Bajie said: "Guo Qishuai, if you dare to take it out, my old pig will not give you five-star praise, nor will I give you a red envelope."

Guo Qishuai said helplessly: "Great Sage, you see, this client asked me to give this thing to him secretly, and I can't show it to you guys. I'm really sorry."

Sun Wukong said: "Go, show it to him yourself, we won't even look."

Zhu Bajie pulled Guo Qishuai to the side, he said to Guo Qishuai: "It's not something delicious, why show them?"

Guo Qishuai handed the lipstick to Zhu Bajie and said, "Marshal, this lipstick is for you, take it carefully."

Zhu Bajie opened the lipstick, looked at it and smelled it, and said, "Oh, this color is also pretty, and it smells good too."

"Hey, I said canopy, what do you want lipstick for?"

"You don't understand that. This woman will look good if she dresses up and put on makeup, but if this man wears makeup, he will also look good."

"You look like this, I don't think you need to put on any makeup."

Zhu Bajie was upset, and said: "What do you mean? You are me, I don't look good no matter how I put on makeup, right?"

"Hey, I said Canopy, you are cute and cute when you look like this."

"What is cuteness?"

"Stay cute means cute, it sounds better than cute."

"I still think spitting out lipstick attracts girls more."

"Huh?" Guo Qishai stared with big eyes and said, "Tianpeng, you are wrong to think this way. Don't you have Gao Cuilan in Gaolaozhuang?"

"Gao Cuilan is my eldest wife. No one can shake this position. But how can this man marry only one woman? Look at me."

"I don't think normal women look down on you, but maybe this female fairy on Xitian Road will look down on you."

"Go, go, my old pig isn't that bad."

"Hey hey..." A little bee next to Zhu Bajie suddenly turned into Sun Wukong, he snatched the lipstick from Zhu Bajie's hand, and said to Zhu Bajie: "Bajie, it turns out that your heart to learn from the master is false. It's true that you want to marry a wife."

"Hey, Brother Monkey, what are you talking about? I am very loyal to my master. Look at me like this. Whose girls can fall in love with me? I just think about it myself."

"Oh, come to think of it, that's just a daydream."

"Hey, brother monkey, brother monkey, please return the lipstick to me quickly. If you don't let master know about this, I will help you say a few more good words when master is reciting the magic spell in the future."

"Will my old grandson give it? You dare to threaten me."

"Brother Monkey, if you don't give it to me, I will ask the master to recite the mantra thousands of times."

"Well, it seems that my old grandson still has to tell the master about this lipstick."

"Oh, Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you can't hurt me like this, Brother Monkey."

After Sun Wukong showed the lipstick to Tang Sanzang, Tang Sanzang's face turned red, and he quickly put the lipstick on and said, "This...why does Bajie think so?"

Monk Sha said: "Master, you said Second Senior Brother, it's too unbelievable that a big man wants to wear lipstick to attract women."

Sun Wukong said: "Master, he is here, you have to talk about him well. There are many monsters on the way to learn scriptures, and there are countless beautiful monsters. This guy thinks about women every day, and he is afraid that one day he will be stewed by a beautiful goblin." have eaten."

Zhu Bajie lowered his head, crossed his hands in front of him, and whispered, "Master, master, you haven't eaten lunch yet. I'll go and see what wild vegetables are on the mountain. I'll pull some back and make a pot of wild vegetable soup for the master."

Tang Sanzang showed the lipstick to Zhu Bajie, and said, "Bajie, this..."

"Master, this... is something my disciple snatched from Guo Qishuai's shop. I just delivered it, and I don't really want it. I just want to see Guo Qishuai."

"Bajie, this is something that girls usually use. How can you, a big man, put on such a thing? You also said that you can provoke girls after you put it on. How can you have such an idea after you have entered Buddhism?"

Zhu Bajie said: "Master, what should the disciple do? I'd better throw away this lipstick! In case the master is not happy."

Zhu Bajie suddenly grabbed the lipstick and threw it away.

Guo Qishuai came over and said to Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong: "Great Sage, Canopy, since I have delivered the goods, I should go too."

"Okay, let's go, we should also be on the road."

"Great Sage, don't forget your ten monkey hairs."

"I can't forget it, I can't forget it, but next time, you can put some delicious food on the shelf instead of always putting something to wipe your mouth."

"What the Great Sage doesn't know is that this Yijie Taobao store faces all kinds of customers. Customers can place orders according to their own needs. How did I know that Marshal Tianpeng would grab lipstick?"

"I don't want to snatch it, but your store is in front of me, can I not?"

Sun Wukong said: "You idiot have a lot of reasons. This matter is over like this. My old grandson will give you ten monkey hairs, and you will send them to Guo Qishuai in the form of red envelopes."

Zhu Bajie said: "I can only give out monkey hair. I, the old pig, don't have any good treasures."

After Guo Qishuai and Zhao Qiaoling bid farewell to Tang Seng and his disciples, they turned into a white light and disappeared.

Those mountain god lands said hello to Monkey King and left.

Sun Wukong pulled Zhu Bajie aside, gave him ten monkey hairs, asked him to give out red envelopes, and said, "Idiot, where did you hide your lipstick?"

"Lipstick, what lipstick? Didn't I just throw him off the cliff?"

"You like lipstick so much, you said you would throw it away? What you threw was a stone. Do you think this trick can fool the master and my grandson's eyes?"

"Hey, Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, listen to me, I really like that lipstick. You must not tell the master."

"It's okay not to tell the master, but if you, an idiot, use your private money to buy delicious food in the future, don't forget to take my grandson with you."

"That's it, that's it. Brother Monkey, I, Old Pig, have remembered your kindness. It's better that Brother Monkey treats me well."

Tang Monk and his disciples continue on their way, the journey to the west is far away, and there are many crises...

It was already past two o'clock in the morning after Guo Qishui and Zhao Qiaoling returned from the world of Journey to the West.

The two came to Guo Qishuai's room first, and Zhao Qiaoling felt tired and hungry, so she sat on the sofa all at once, ignoring her ladylike image.

"Hey, Guo Qishuai, why do I feel that there is a time difference between the world of Journey to the West and the real world?"

"Really? How big is the difference?"

"We spent almost four hours in the world of Journey to the West, but after we came back, it was only two hours. What do you think is going on?"



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