Yijie Taobao store

Chapter 398
The waiter turned pale with fright, and said: "I'm sorry, sir, I'm sorry, this is the most famous cat poop coffee in our store. Most of the customers say that this coffee is good, so I serve you a cup of cat poop coffee , and added a spoonful of sugar, I really don’t know sir, you don’t like this kind of coffee.”

"What coffee?"

The waiter repeated timidly: "Cat... cat poop coffee."

"Cat feces? No wonder it tastes so weird, you actually use cat feces to make tea?"

"Mister misunderstood, this cat poop coffee is not real cat poop, but the coffee beans are pulled out by cats, so it is called cat poop coffee."

"After talking for a long time, you still give me shit, right? Your cafe needs to give me an explanation."

The waitress was so wronged that she cried, and finally the manager of the coffee shop came over and explained the process of making cat poop coffee to Guo Qishuai.Guo Qishuai smiled and said, "Why don't I know about cat poop coffee? It's just that my girlfriend left just now, and I was in a bad mood, so I took all my anger out on you. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

The manager of the coffee shop explained the misunderstanding clearly, and he was also relieved, and said that Guo Qishuai is welcome to come again next time.

Guo Qishuai received a cold reception from Zhao Qiaoling, and he was in a bad mood all the time. After he returned to Zhanchi Gaofei Hotel, He Jun rushed over as soon as he entered the manager's office. He Jun panted and said, "Manager, you are back. , I have something I want to tell you."

"what's up?"

"Yang Fan is going to entertain his classmates at Zhanchi Gaofei Hotel this afternoon."

"Whatever, as long as it doesn't cost us money."

"You don't care who he invites?"

"Who is the banquet?" Guo Qishuai asked coldly.

"The people this kid wants to entertain are Zhao Qiaoling and Qin Ruxue."

"Who?" Guo Qishuai said nervously.

"Zhao Qiaoling and Qin Ruxue."

"He actually entertained Zhao Qiaoling and Qin Ruxue at the Soaring Wings Hotel?"

He Jun nodded and said, "You seem very nervous."

"Why am I nervous? I'm just angry with Yang Fan. He actually invited two girls to dinner and didn't invite us?"

"Yeah, this kid really forgets his friends when he sees sex. I want to break up with him."

"That's not necessary, just leave him alone, let him invite you, and we'll just entertain ordinary guests."

"Oh, that's fine, manager."

"When He Jun was about to leave, Guo Qishuai stopped him and said, "Oh, wait a minute, He Jun, sit down, I have something I can't figure out, and I want to ask you. "

"Manager, is there anything else you don't understand?"

"It's not about me, it's about a friend of mine."

"Oh, it's about your friend, so what are you talking about?"

"My friend is very rich. He spent more than 1 yuan in the Deyuelou Cafe yesterday and booked nine coffee rooms there. There are also many beautiful roses arranged in the coffee rooms. My friend , I thought the girl he was going to invite would be very happy, but in the end, he was very surprised."

"Cozy coffee shop, bright roses, these are girls' favorite things. If your friend is willing to spend so much money for that girl, that girl should be happy."

"That's right, who said otherwise? But in the end, after the girl came, as soon as she found out about the situation, she lost all mood. He said that my friend spent too much money for her. "

"There are girls like this? Then what happened later?"

"The girl said she wanted AA."

He Jun was surprised and said: "What? More than 1 yuan, she said that AA didn't even blink her eyes, so it seems that your friend's girlfriend is also a rich owner."

"Her family is not short of money."

"Since the girl proposed AA, ah, let me analyze it for you."

"Okay, you analyze and analyze for me. Hmm? What do you mean analyze and analyze for me? You analyze and analyze for my friend."

"I know it's your friend. See if it makes sense. Your friend is rich and wants to invite a rich woman to drink coffee, and that woman is willing to drink coffee with him, whether it's AA or something. It means that the woman doesn't hate the man."

"You have analyzed this point very well."

"That is, how much have I talked about? I can still see the thoughts of women very accurately."

"Praise you a few words, you will float up, right?"

"I'll analyze it for you, and you continue to say, did the woman drink coffee with the man in the end?"

"The man was a little upset, and asked the woman if she fell in love with someone else. The woman said that it had nothing to do with him. Because of this problem, the woman didn't even drink coffee, so she just checked out and left. Yes. What do you think is the reason?"

"You really don't know?"

"I can't understand it!"

"I can't think of my sister or my solution?"

"Don't be joking, be serious."

"Okay, you..."

"is my friend."

"Oh, I know, I know it's your friend, but why do I feel that this friend is you? If you want to chase someone, you tell me, I'll help you find out, see if the girl has a boyfriend, and the current family situation Is it complicated."

"Do I need to know so much to be in a relationship?"

"It is necessary, let me give you a very simple example. As far as Yang Fan is concerned, when Yang Fan saw Zhao Qiaoling, his eyes were straightened. As long as it was for Zhao Qiaoling, he would not even die. For her, Yang Fan can be said to be He is willing to be a cow or a horse, as long as he can make Zhao Qiaoling smile, he is willing to let him eat shit."

"How did you know?"

"Look, hear and ask, these four methods are not only applicable to Chinese medicine, but also applicable when observing others. Take Wang as an example, I saw that Yang Fan's face was always slightly red in front of Zhao Qiaoling, and his face was flooded with a lot of blood. An unnatural smile, this is the rhythm of falling in love with a woman."

Guo Qishuai smiled and said, "Where do you come from so many fallacies?"

"It's not a lie, it's a truth. Speaking of smelling his body, Yang Fan has been using men's orchid perfume recently. I heard that this perfume is Zhao Qiaoling's favorite smell. He also did this to please Zhao Qiaoling."

Guo Qishuai couldn't sit still, and said, "Wait a minute? What perfume do you think Yang Fan is wearing recently?"

"Spray Brand Orchid Perfume, Men's Favorite."

"You know this as well?"

"Yang Fan and I live in the same room, why don't I know? He never wears perfume before, or he doesn't wear that perfume when he doesn't see Zhao Qiaoling."

Guo Qishuai thought to himself, it seems that this Yang Fan did his best to chase Zhao Qiaoling, and he did it really meticulously.

"What else did Yang Fan prepare for?"

"Abdominal muscles, exercise abdominal muscles, he said he wants to exercise six-pack abs, he does push-ups every night, and now he can do 38. He even goes for a run in the morning. I think Yang Fan is really hardworking."

"Tell me about your question!"

"Ask? Of course you are asking Yang Fan yourself."

"If you ask him, he will say it?"

(End of this chapter)