Yijie Taobao store

Chapter 387 The Unpalatable Cake

Yao Lina narrowed her eyes and said, "I want to know how Zhang Jintang and Guo Lili broke up."

Zhang Jintang said: "Lina, today is your 21st birthday, everyone is so happy, why don't you mention the past?"

"I'm going to mention that these people are all your friends today. They are happy, but I am not. Be honest, what's going on with Guo Lili?"

Zhang Jintang said dejectedly: "Lina, when I first entered high school, Guo Lili had dinner with me a few times, nothing else."

"Sister-in-law, don't worry too much. Although Brother Zhang and Guo Lili are childhood sweethearts and grew up together, Brother Zhang has absolutely no thoughts about her."

"What? Still a childhood sweetheart? Zhang Jintang, you have never told me this. Be honest, if you don't explain clearly today, I will break up with you."

"Lina, don't worry too much. Guo Lili and I are neighbors, but we don't have much contact with each other. She has a bad temper and is not good-looking. My parents want us to be together, but I don't like her. She cares about everything. When I look at other girls on the street, she quarrels with me for a long time. If I talk to other girls, she can scold me to death. In the end, I can't stand her anymore, so I broke up. .”

"I don't ask anything else, I'll ask if you did anything outrageous with her?"

"It's absolutely nothing, I swear to the lamp."

As soon as Zhang Jintang finished speaking, the lights in the imperial room went out.

Zhang Jintang said with a look of grievance: "I really didn't do anything to apologize to you."

"How did it go out that day?"

"This... how do I know? This must be a coincidence."

Call soon.

A waiter came in and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just now a man played a prank and pulled down the switch knife in the corridor. It's all right, all right."

Zhang Jintang said angrily: "Find out the reason quickly, otherwise, I will let my father drive you away."

"Yes, yes, I'll go check it out."

Yao Lina stared and said, "The oath just now doesn't count, you swear again."

Zhang Jintang said helplessly: "I swear to the cake, if I, Zhang Jintang, tell a lie, let me eat shit, it's okay, right?"

"It's okay."

A cross-eyed man said with a smirk, "Sister-in-law, you made my elder brother swear just now, shouldn't you swear to my elder brother too?"

Yao Lina rolled her eyes and said, "What do I swear?"

"Sister-in-law, it's wrong for you to say that. You talked so hot with He Jun before, have you ever done anything outrageous with him, shouldn't you tell my elder brother?"

"I do not have!"

"Empty words are nothing, sister-in-law, why don't you swear?"

"What do I swear? Really."

"Send one, send one."

Everyone is booing.

"Okay, okay, I'll post one, and I swear to the cake, if I do something out of line, let me eat shit, is it okay?"

Zhang Jintang raised his glass again, and said, "Let's drink together, let me tell you, I poached He Jun's corner..."

"Brother, are you drunk? You can't say that."

"Am I just a corner in your eyes?" Yao Lina said with her eyes wide open.

"You are not, no, you are the treasure in my hand."

"It's almost there."

"Okay, this Buddha jumping over the wall is almost finished. I asked the waiter to remove all the plates from this table. Next, let's move on to the last session, eating cake and singing birthday songs together."

"it is good!"

After the waiter removed all the plates from the table, Zhang Jintang put the big five-layer cake on the table. After opening it, many boys booed and shouted: "Wow, what a beautiful cake, look at the phoenix on it." The patterns are so real, they are so lifelike!"

"Such a big cake should cost at least 3000 yuan, right?"

"For 500 yuan, I asked the store to double the amount of cream."

"Come, come, put candles, put candles, there are 21 candles in total, don't put more and don't put less."

After the candles were inserted, it was time to light the candles. After Yao Lina lit 21 candles by herself, Zhang Jintang extinguished the lights in the imperial room, and the entire imperial room presented a very warm scene.

"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!"

The song "Happy Birthday to You" was playing throughout the Flying Wings hotel.

There is also the announcement of the announcer: "Today is Ms. Yao Lina's 21st birthday in the Imperial Room. His boyfriend Zhang Jintang ordered a happy birthday song for her, and wished her forever young and beautiful, youthful and happy, For the birthday of his girlfriend Yao Lina, Zhang Jintang gave each private room nine bottles of beer, wishing all the friends who dine in the hotel all the best and all wishes come true!"

As soon as the announcer's voice fell, the whole company spread its wings and continued to play "Happy Birthday Song".

"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you!"

After Zhang Jintang heard the music, he sang another song for Yao Lina alone, and then Zhang Jintang's friends also sang together.

After the song was sung, Zhang Jintang said: "Now is the time to make a wish, please let our beautiful and generous Ms. Yao Lina make a good wish!"

When Yao Lina finished making her wish, Yao Lina blew out all the candles in one breath.

Her moves are perfect!

Such a beautiful scene, any girl can't help being extremely excited. On such an occasion, if you don't eat a piece of cake, you will definitely be sorry for your mouth!
When Zhang Jintang was sharing the cake, he crossed his eyes and said, "Is this cake really turning into shit?"

"Crow mouth, what are you talking about?"

"Both Zhang Jintang and Yao Lina swore on the cake, if one of them lied, this... ouch..." Crosseyed trembled.

"Such a good cake, whether you like it or not."

"Anyway, I can't eat it."

"Come, come, everyone, pick up the cake." Zhang Jintang said: "Then, turn off the light, and it will taste good when you turn off the light."

Zhang Jintang ordered three candles to be lit and turned off the lights.

Everyone has a piece of cake in their hands, and everyone smells the delicious smell of the cake.

Yao Lina put her nose on the cake, sniffed it, and said, "Wow! It smells so good."

"Don't stare, everyone, eat quickly, there will be more after eating."

A beautiful cake, delicious in the world, no one would doubt that this cake will turn into a pile of shit.

So, everyone took a bite.

The taste of that bite was originally sweet, but in the end, they didn't eat a sweet cake, but a very smelly thing.

(End of this chapter)