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Chapter 329
"What else can I do? Didn't you say you were going to deal with a crazy monk? I just want to see how you deal with that crazy monk."

"Call me! I want you to mind your own business!"

Several people wanted to hit Guo Qishuai with sticks, but Guo Qishuai immediately said, "Wait, wait, wait, I have something to say."

"What do you have to say?"

"I want to ask everyone, can you let me go first, I have a very good way to deal with that crazy monk."

"What can you do? Tell me."

"We can take a jar of good wine, get the crazy monk drunk, and then throw him into the river to create an illusion that the monk fell into the river drunk, what do you think?"

"Hey, that's a good idea, that's a good idea, if that crazy monk gets drunk and accidentally falls into the river, then he won't care about our business."

"Okay, I also think this method is good. It will not cause any trouble after getting revenge."

"However, although this crazy monk is crazy, it is not easy to get him to drink. Who is going to get this crazy monk drunk?"

The big-faced man looked at Guo Qishuai, and said, "Whoever comes up with this idea, let that crazy monk get drunk."

"Wonderful, it really is wonderful! Then let him get that crazy monk drunk, and at the same time lead that crazy monk to the pond in the north of Sunshade City, do you agree?"

"No, no, no, don't let me go. How can I possibly get that crazy monk drunk?"

"As you said, you have to go, otherwise, I'll just cut off one of his legs."

Guo Qishuai smiled wryly and said: "Okay, I'll go, I'll go, I said so, what do you guys think? I'm in charge of leading the crazy monk to the Yuelai Inn, where I treat the crazy monk to dinner and then get him drunk. What do you think?"

"I think it's okay, but after getting drunk, you have to lead him to the reservoir outside the city..."

"There's no problem with that."

"it is good!"

After Guo Qishui was put down by those people, he knew that these two bad guys were the rich second generation of Ruifu City, and their father was a rich man. They did all kinds of evil all day long eating, drinking and having fun. If they didn't do something bad every day, they would feel a little uncomfortable.

The big-faced man calls money easy, and the thin-faced man calls money easy. The two have been inseparable and have done all kinds of bad things.

When Guo Qishuai was about to ask where the crazy monk was, suddenly a man named Huazi came to report and said, "Uncle Jin, you asked the little one to find the crazy monk for you. I found it for you. He is on the Ruifu bridge." basking in the sun."

Qian Laiyi looked at Guo Qishuai and said, "Did you hear that? The monk is basking in the sun on the Ruifu Bridge. You go and trick him to the Yuelai Inn."

"Ok!"

Just as Guo Qishuai was about to leave, Qian Laiyi took out a white pill from his bosom and said to Guo Qishuai, "Wait!"

As soon as Guo Qishuai turned around, Qian Laiyi asked him to open his mouth. As soon as he opened his mouth, Qian Laiyi said, "This white pill is my heartbroken pill. This pill can keep you alive for three hours. After three hours, if you haven’t got that crazy monk drunk, you’ll die of poison.”

Guo Qishuai thought to himself, I am a body that is invulnerable to all poisons, so what kind of pills would I be afraid of?He swallowed it in one gulp, and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely complete the task."

When Guo Qishuai came to the Ruifu Bridge, he saw a monk in tattered clothes, a tattered hat, and a broken fan in his hand sitting on the bridge.

His legs just reached the middle of the bridge, regardless of whether it was troublesome for others to cross the bridge.

There was a wine gourd hanging on his waist and a broken fan in his hand, which he would fan a few times from time to time.

Someone accidentally tripped over his feet and wanted to be angry, but when he saw that it was a crazy monk, he made complaints about it and passed away.

Some people will politely say: "Master, your legs are blocking the way of others, please move."

The crazy monk moved his feet to let the man pass by, but when the man left, his legs continued to stretch so long.

Who is this monk but Jigong Living Buddha?

Guo Qishuai walked up, sat next to Jigong Living Buddha, and said, "Hello, master!"

"What about master and master, the benefactor has admitted the wrong person."

Guo Qishuai smiled and said: "The master can turn a pile of shit into a cute golden turtle, what is such a person called a master?"

"What do you want to see the poor monk? Tell me!"

Jigong said without opening his eyes: "To tell the truth, I came to see you for something."

"Say something."

"Someone asked me to buy you a drink?"

"Drinking? I wonder what kind of wine you want to invite me to drink?" Jigong seemed a little excited. He patted his wine gourd and said, "The poor monk's wine gourd has not been filled for a long time. I am very worried these days. You know where to go for a drink, of course I will be very happy if you invite me to drink, let’s go, you tell me where to go for a drink.”

"Master, aren't you afraid that the wine won't taste good?"

"Even the wine is good to drink, the poor monk is afraid that you won't let the poor monk drink to his full!"

"Master, as long as you can drink, I will definitely keep you full."

Guo Qishui took Jigong to Yuelai Inn.

On the second floor of Yuelai Inn, there is a very elegant room.

After Guo Qishui decided on the room, Jigong walked in and took a look, nodding his head and saying: "Well, not bad, not bad. This room is indeed very elegant and clean. No one will disturb you when you drink here."

Jigong sat directly on the sofa, then took off his stinky shoes, stretched his feet on the table, then lay down on the bench, and said: "The poor monk sleeps for a while, the food and wine are served, and you call the poor monk again."

Guo Qishuai ordered a piece of dog meat, a plate of muscle meat, a plate of pork head meat, and pig large intestine, and ordered four vegetables and a plate of peanuts.

The wine was not even opened, but the aroma of the wine had already filled the whole room.

After Jigong smelled the aroma of the wine, his nose followed the aroma of the wine, and his head was already raised.

"Oh, this wine is Nuerhong that has been buried for 18 years! It's such a good wine! What a good wine!"

"Master, you can eat and drink whatever you want with this wine and this dish today, and all the money for the meal will be on my head."

"Oh, I think this poor monk will cost a lot of money to eat and drink so much!" Jigong said, slapping Guo Qishui with a fan.

Guo Qishai said: "This wine and food only add up to 50 taels of silver, which is nothing."

"50 taels of silver? That's nothing? Do you know how much money the richest people in Ruifu City can earn in a year?"

Guo Qishai shook his head and said, "I don't know about this."

"Come on, let me tell you, have you seen that person?" Jigong pulled Guo Qishuai to the window and told him to look down.

I saw an old man selling baked sweet potatoes there, and next to him there was a very beautiful woman greeting customers.

Guo Qishuai glanced at it, but didn't see any tricks, and said, "Master, why did you let me see the two of them?"

(End of this chapter)