Yijie Taobao store

Chapter 29
"I ordered a Langhao pen at the Yijie Taobao store, and quickly asked that person to deliver the Langhao pen! I didn't expect someone to deliver it, and this speed is fast enough."

Guo Qishuai stepped forward and put the Langhao pen bought for 2 yuan in front of him. The handsome and handsome Tang Bohu suddenly widened his eyes, and said: "The Langhao brush used in this Langhao pen is definitely the best Langhao. It is definitely the best bamboo, if you can't draw a masterpiece through the ages with this kind of brush, then my hand, Tang Bohu, is only worthy of chopping it off."

Tang Bohu picked up the wolf-hair brush, turned around, and brushed a few times in front of the piece of drawing paper, then stepped aside, took a sip of tea, and sprayed on the painting, creating a lifelike "Dragon and Phoenix Presenting" Xiangtu" was presented in front of everyone.

Tang Bohu stood there, with a smug smile, and said, "You're done!"

Guo Qishuai walked over to take a look, how could the painting be described as lifelike?It's so real, it's really like putting real dragons and real phoenixes into the drawing paper.

It's like another beautiful world there.

The ink on Yu Deli's body was already dry, so he didn't bother to wash it, and said, "This painting is so beautiful, it's truly unique! I spent 10 taels of silver on Yu Deli today, it's worth it, it's worth it .This painting is sold for millions of taels of silver! Mr. Tang, this is your authentic work, and I hope you can put your handprint and seal on it."

Tang Bohu nodded and said, "Well, that's natural."

He took out the seal, and when he was about to seal it, suddenly he felt a little itchy on his back, so he gave the seal to Guo Qishuai, and said, "Little brother, help me get a seal, my back is too itchy."

Guo Qishuai took the seal, and after stamping it, he thought, what will happen if I press my finger on this painting?
Out of curiosity, he pressed his index finger on the ink pad and made a fingerprint.

When Tang Bohu didn't feel itchy, he took the seal, saw that the finger prints had been pressed, and said to Deli: "Master Yu, I've finished your painting, you can take it away!"

Yu Deli smiled like a doll, asked his servants to roll up the painting, thanked him a thousand times, and left.

Tang Bohu looked at the back of the man going away, opened his fan smartly, and recited two poems: "Other people laugh at me too crazy, I laugh at others and can't see through!"

Then he put on a chic pose.

Guo Qishui saw the right moment, took out his phone and "popped" it, taking a picture.

Tang Bohu looked at Guo Qishai in surprise and said, "What are you doing?"

"Did I take a picture of you?"

"What did you take?"

"picture--"

"What is it like?" Tang Bohu naturally couldn't understand.

Guo Qishuai showed Tang Bohu the photos on his phone, and said, "See, this is what it looks like."

"Oh, how did I get in there? Did you catch my soul?"

"Huh? Soul? This is not a soul, this is an image, your image is like a shadow."

Tang Bohu shook his head and said, "I don't understand, you have to release my portrait, otherwise I won't let you leave here."

"Master Tang, you are too ignorant, right? This is really not your soul, you see, I'll take myself into it."

"You take a photo! You take a photo of me to see!"

Guo Qishuai pointed the camera at himself and took a selfie, then showed it to Tang Bohu, and said, "Look, didn't I also take a picture of myself in it?"

"It's really captured." Tang Bohu looked at it with wide eyes, and said, "It's too real, it really can't be more real. I can't help myself when I see such a painting. What are the four great talents? No matter how vivid it is, it is not as real as you."

Tang Bohu grabbed the Langhao pen on the table, threw it on the floor, and said, "I will never draw again from now on."

"Isn't it?" Guo Qishuai was shocked and said, "Great Talent Tang, listen to my explanation, this kind of portrait is different from your paintings. Your paintings can sell for millions, but this portrait is worthless."

"It's worthless? How much do you think this thing in your hand sells for? I offer 100 million taels of silver, will you sell it?"

If this is going to be sold, how can Guo Qishuai deliver goods across billions of worlds?Then he said: "Tang Dacai, this item is not a commodity. Yijie Taobao Store has regulations. Items that are not on the shelves of Taobao Store cannot be sold. If you like this item, I can put another one on the shelf. What do you think?"

"Okay! I'll wait, I'll grab this thing even if I don't eat or drink."

Guo Qishuai finally said to Tang Bohu: "Tang talented man, look at my Langhao brush, you have used it before, how is the quality?"

"This Langhao pen is the best I have ever used. Don't worry, I have read the rules of Yijie Taobao store. You don't need money for delivery, but you want red envelopes and five-star reviews. Don't worry, I will give you five-star reviews. Oh, by the way, how much red envelope do you want?"

"Money? I want "Dragon and Phoenix in Prosperity"!"

"Which picture is it? Is it the one I drew for Yu Deli just now?"

"Yes, yes, that is the painting. If you can send me that painting in the form of a red envelope, then I would be very grateful, very grateful!"

"You want that painting?"

"Exactly!"

"Say it earlier! I, Tang Bohu, don't have many other things, but I have a lot of paintings. A painting is just enough time to drink tea."

"Then I would like to thank Tang Dacai. I will regret it in time!"

"Regret has a deadline!"

Guo Qishuai emitted a white light from that plane and disappeared into Tang Bohu's world.

Tang Bohu still looked around, and said strangely: "Where is the person? They disappeared in a flash?"

"Master, I think he is definitely not a mortal. He may be a god in the sky. He may have an elixir in his body. If he can eat one, he will probably live forever."

"Did you say that everyone left? Next time he comes again, I'll ask him for the elixir! Hey, by the way, who is that stunning woman I asked you to inquire about?"

"Master, I have already found out, but that stunning woman is not from an ordinary family."

"It doesn't matter who she belongs to, is there anything Tang Bohu can't handle?"

"That woman is a maid from Huafu, her name is Qiuxiang. Huafu is not easy to mess with. Master, you should think twice before you act! Besides, you have eight wives in your family, aren't you satisfied?"

"What do you know? Those eight ladies are all vulgar. What I want to like is a stunning beauty who can recite poems. If I can spend my life with Qiuxiang, I, Tang Bohu, will have no regrets even if I die."

"Master, what's wrong with us? Don't we look good?"

"Master, am I not gentle enough?"

"Sir, did I treat you badly?"

"Why do you still think about other women, I'm dead."

"I'm not alive either."

"I'll show you to death."

Tang Bohu said helplessly: "If you want to die, do it a little more like it, okay? If you hang yourself, use a thicker rope! That rope can't even hang an ant."

"And you, if you want to commit suicide, can you kill yourself with a needle?"

(End of this chapter)