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Chapter 283 It is strange to believe in you

"Nonsense, I believe you are the one to blame."

As soon as Zhu Bajie finished speaking, a little bear walked over with four little bears and a chopping board.

Guo Qishuai said: "See? That big chopping board is just for you."

"I think it's for you!"

"Come here, put down the fat one, wash it first, peel off the skin and steam it."

"I see who of you dares to peel off my skin."

"Hey, I said Zhu Bajie, you are still so arrogant after you have become like this? I will drain your blood first, and then peel the skin."

Several goblins went up to put Zhu Bajie down, even though Zhu Bajie was very unwilling and kicked him a few times, they were all dodged by those goblins.

Tang Sanzang said worriedly: "Bajie, Bajie, you..."

"Master, my old pig will follow you to the West to learn scriptures in my next life."

"Boys, tie up Zhu Bajie, this pig is dishonest."

"clear."

"Go, go, you little goblins, let me go quickly, if my senior brother comes, I will definitely kill you all."

"You said Bi Mawen! He probably ran away long ago."

"Oh, I said Xiong Xiong, what exactly do you want to invite me here for?"

"Feifei, you came at the right time. I will show you a treasure today."

"What treasure? Is it a gold necklace or an emerald bracelet?"

"Ma'am, what did you guess? It's not right, no, guess again, guess again."

"Let me think about it again. It's not a bracelet, it's not a necklace, is it some panacea that can increase mana?"

"Ma'am is not right."

"Not yet?"

"Of course, it's a thousand times more precious than what you just said?"

"What? It's a thousand times more precious? That's the one in the sky..."

"What in the sky?"

"The queen mother's flat peach? That's a pill that can save us from a catastrophe once every 500 years!"

"What is it to escape the catastrophe of 500 years?"

"What? You don't pay attention to the flat peach that survived the 500-year disaster? What kind of treasure did you get?"

"Have you ever heard of Tang Monk Meat?"

"Of course I've heard of Tang's monk meat. I heard that eating a piece of Tang's monk's meat can make you live forever."

"Yes, they are immortal, are you still worried about the catastrophe that happens once every 500 years?"

"But Tang Seng is protected by Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. Who would dare to eat his master! I wonder if your life is too long?"

"Ma'am, I have captured Tang Seng, and even his second apprentice, Zhu Bajie, and he is currently skinning and preparing for steaming."

"Husband, you only caught Zhu Bajie, this monk meat is still not edible."

"Is madam worried about the monkey grandson? Don't worry, I have a treasure for him. As long as he dares to come, I can catch him."

"Husband, what treasure do you have that can subdue Monkey King?"

"Didn't I tell you? I have a fairy rope."

"Tie the fairy rope? Where is it? Show me."

"I said Ma'am, I got this bundle of fairy rope from a civet cat, so I can't give it to you."

"Well, husband, don't you still believe me? How about I keep it for you? As long as you want to use it, I will give it to you."

"It won't work, it won't work, I can't give you this bundle of fairy ropes. Ma'am, let's go see how the Tang monk is doing. Tonight, I'll let the boys set up a big pot and steam him. "

"Okay, husband, take me to see Tang Sanzang quickly, don't catch fake ones, it will be bad then."

"How could I catch the fake Tang Sanzang?"

The black bear spirit and the rabbit spirit talked all the way to the place where Zhu Bajie was tied up.

As soon as the Rabbit Spirit saw Zhu Bajie tied up like a zongzi, he asked, "Oh my husband, what are you doing?"

"Ma'am, the one with the big ears and the long mouth is Zhu Bajie. I plan to let the boys bled him first, wash him clean, set up a big pot, and steam him in a steamer."

"Go! Eat me? If you eat me, you will all get swine fever and die a terrible death." Zhu Bajie said angrily, shaking his pig's head.

Rabbit Jing said: "Hey, Husband, this Zhu Bajie is still very fierce."

"Ma'am, don't be afraid, no matter how fierce this pig is, he can't escape a single blow. When this pig is about to be slaughtered, it will bark indiscriminately, let alone a pig demon."

"That's true, but my husband, recently I heard that there is swine fever near here. Many people got sick after eating unclean pork. It's very sick, so we can't eat this pig by steaming it."

"Madam is still sensible, I can't eat the meat of my old pig."

The black bear spirit thought for a while and said, "Ma'am, I don't think this pig is sick. When I was catching him just now, he was very strong, and he didn't look like he was sick. It will be fine if you eat it."

Rabbit spirit shook his head and said: "Husband, you don't know, this is Marshal Tianpeng, who was in charge of Tianhe's [-] heavenly soldiers back then, how powerful he is, he and Monkey King can fight hundreds of rounds. Husband said you can easily If Zhu Bajie is caught, then he must be sick."

"My old pig is really sick, I can't eat my meat, you can't eat it, please let me go!" Zhu Bajie was still gloating there.

The black bear spirit didn't know what to say, and said: "Madam, although this Zhu Bajie's meat is not edible, we can't let him go, otherwise, he will still make trouble."

"Don't make trouble, I won't make trouble, if you let me go, I'll go back to Yunzhan Cave to sleep."

Black Bear Jing said: "Madam, what do you mean..."

"Husband, you also said that Zhu Bajie can't be let go, and I don't think so either. I have a better way to deal with him."

"What can the lady do?"

"I heard that if you put sick pork in oil and fry it, no matter what kind of disease it is, it will be gone."

"Oh——" Hei Xiongjing said with a smile: "Madam is clever, come here, boys, go to the nearby village to find vegetable oil, I want a big pot of vegetable oil, and use it to fry pork for you."

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Zhu Bajie said painfully: "No need to fry, no need to fry, just steam it. My old pig is not sick and is very healthy."

"Husband, where is Tang San hiding?"

"Tang San is hiding inside, I'll take you to see it."

Zhu Bajie yelled: "Damn rabbit, you're going to blow me up, even if my old pig is dead, I won't let you go."

Rabbit spirit pulled up his leg and showed Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie not only stopped scolding, but also smiled happily, and whispered: "I thought it was rabbit spirit, but it turned out that Bi Mawen has arrived."

Rabbit Jing said: "My lord, the boys are all looking for vegetable oil, and I don't know when they will be back. I think we should stop killing pigs. If it is kept for a long time, the meat will not be fresh. Let's wait for it, boys." Get the oil ready, and it won't be too late to kill."

(End of this chapter)