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Chapter 275
"I said, lady, don't look at me as a goblin, I'm capable, but I dare not kill, set fire to, or rob. I'm a good goblin. It's hard to be a good goblin. It's good to be a good goblin." Fairy, I have no money to spend."

"You idiot, if you don't have money to spend, you can make money!"

"Making money? How tiring it is to make money, how can you lie down in my cloud stack cave and eat and sleep comfortably?"

"Get up!" Gao Cuilan said angrily.

"My lady, what did you ask me to do? What did I say wrong again?"

"You are lazy and stupid, and you still want to marry me, so I will ask you, after I get married, will you let me drink the northwest wind?"

"Don't be angry, lady, don't be angry, how can I let my lady drink the northwest wind? Don't worry, lady, as long as you marry me, I will find a job. I have enough strength to fight demons for others Demons are fine too, this living person can still be suffocated to death by urine."

"Hehehe... Well, I'll just trust you once, but I can tell you that if I don't have enough food and clothing, I will leave you."

"Lady, don't worry, I will let you eat and drink well."

"Go, carry me to your Yunzhan Cave."

Marshal Tianpeng flew out of the room with Gao Cuilan on his back.

There was no fight at Gaojiazhuang.

Old Mrs. Gao saw Xiao Gao running from the front, so he hurriedly let Xiao Gao go back to the hall, and asked softly, "How is it? Is there anything wrong?"

Xiao Gao shook his head like a rattle, and said, "Grandpa, it's very strange that there is no sound of fighting in this young lady's room."

Mrs. Gao said: "In the past, the mage catching monsters could still hear the screams no matter what, but the mage tonight didn't even make a sound. Could it be that something happened to him?"

Gao Cuilan said in fear: "Mother, what should we do? If the monster knows that we have sent a mage to catch him again, he will probably be angered. By then, our family may not have a good life."

Mrs. Gao cried and said, "If that monster dares to catch my daughter again, I'll show him to death."

Gao Yuanwai said: "Hey, what's the use of me saying you're dead? Our daughter can't afford to be captured by that monster after she's dead? In my opinion, we might as well run for our lives before the monster notices."

Gao Cuilan shook her head and said: "Father, my daughter can't leave. My daughter has figured it out. Instead of letting my parents worry about me, it's better to let me marry that goblin. If I marry him, at least our family will be safe. That goblin With plenty of strength and obedience, parents don’t have to worry about their daughter’s affairs in the future.”

Madam Gao hugged Gao Cuilan and wept and said, "Cuilan! Didn't this wrong you? It's all because parents are useless, and they can't hire a powerful mage."

Gao Yuan said: "Cuilan, don't think about it. Marrying that goblin is just a bad idea. As long as your father is alive, he will never let you jump into the fire pit."

Xiao Gao said: "Grandfather, I think you are worrying too much. It is not easy to invite a mage this time. I think he must have a way to subdue that monster. Just wait and see!"

"As long as you can, and it's not your daughter's business, of course you will speak well."

Moonlight is like water.

The moonlight poured into the woods like water and shone on Marshal Canopy.

Marshal Tianpeng walked a long way with Gao Cuilan on his back.

Gao Cuilan hit Marshal Tianpeng hard on the arm and said, "You idiot, how far is it?"

"My lady, stop beating, stop beating, your hand is so strong, it makes my arm numb."

"Did I hit hard?"

"Ma'am, how about...how about we take a break?"

Gao Cuilan said coquettishly: "I am not, how far have you traveled, you can't carry it anymore?"

"It's not that I can't carry it, it's that when my old pig came out tonight, I didn't eat, so my stomach was a little hungry and my whole body was weak."

When Marshal Canopy said that he was hungry, his stomach grunted very cooperatively.

Gao Cuilan said: "Alright then, let's take a rest on the rocks across the river."

"Hey, okay, lady!"

Marshal Tianpeng almost slipped and fell in the river when he was crossing the river with Gao Cuilan on his back.

Gao Cuilan angrily grabbed Marshal Tianpeng's ear, and said, "You still say you are Marshal Tianpeng, with boundless mana, how come you almost slipped while walking?"

"Hey, madam, be gentle, be gentle. It's true that I have magic power, but it's very strenuous to use it. It doesn't matter if I fly in the sky for a while. I need to eat hundreds of steamed buns for this meal. So, I, old pig, think , it’s best not to use mana when you can’t use it.”

"According to what you said, if you fight Monkey King for hundreds of rounds, wouldn't you have to eat a few steamed buns?"

"Almost."

"Idiot, it's no wonder you're a foodie, so you'll be named the envoy of the altar by the Tathagata."

"Ah? What? What is the envoy of the altar? Why did the Tathagata enshrine me?" How could Marshal Tianpeng know what happened next, so he was very strange.

"It's nothing, I'm talking nonsense, how can a goblin like you meet the Buddha."

"It's true what the lady said, I'm afraid I'll never be able to fly to the sky again in this life."

"You still want to go to heaven?"

"Don't think about it, don't think about it anymore, with a beautiful lady, why should I go to heaven?"

"You idiot, tell me, did you go to heaven to meet Chang'e?"

"What Chang'e? I don't know Chang'e at all."

"You don't tell me, do you?"

Gao Cuilan grabbed Marshal Tianpeng's ear again, and said loudly: "If you don't tell me, I won't go to this Yunzhan Cave."

"Mistress, please be gentle, I said, can't I say it? I really..."

"No falsehoods allowed."

"I'm telling the truth this time. In fact, back then, that is, 500 years ago, my old pig was originally the Marshal of the Canopy in the sky. It was only because I drank too much at the peach banquet that day that I chased Chang'e to Guangzhou on a whim. In the cold palace, I said some frivolous words, and I was told by Chang'e in front of the Jade Emperor. As a result, the Jade Emperor was furious and ordered me to be thrown down to the mortal world. Maybe it was my bad luck, so I was voted into a pig fetus. It became like this."

"Oh, so that's the case. You and Chang'e really have an inexplicable relationship. Otherwise, how could Chang'e be angry just based on your few words? Are you telling the truth?"

"I said, I said, I even pulled Chang'e's clothes."

"Hmm - you are still pulling other people's clothes? Let me ask you, is Chang'e's clothes torn?"

"Just one sleeve torn."

"What? You tore Chang'e's sleeve? You...don't talk to me, go have a private meeting with your Chang'e!"

"Ah? This... lady... lady, why are you so angry all of a sudden? Is my old pig like that? Besides, Chang'e and I have been in the past for 500 years. Why can't you let it go?"

(End of this chapter)