Yijie Taobao store
Chapter 18 There is a way
Chapter 18 There is a way
Guo Qishuai was surprised and said, "What? You can also see the facial cleanser?"
"Have you placed an order yet? But you didn't deliver the goods. In the end, the order was cancelled. I thought you were thrown to death?"
"How is it possible? If I was thrown to death, it would be impossible to put new items on the shelves, right?"
"It's also reasonable. Hey, little baby, what is that facial cleanser, tell my old grandson, so that my grandson can grab a bottle next time."
"My lord, you can't drink this facial cleanser, it's for washing your face. The great sage is pressed under Wuzhi Mountain, and there is no water. What do you want facial cleanser for?"
"My old grandson washes your face with facial cleanser! If it rains today, it will rain, and if it rains, there will be water. Also, it is fine for my grandson to accompany you to talk when you deliver the goods. I am suffocated here Old grandson."
"Great Sage, don't worry, as long as I put a new item on the shelves and you can grab it, I will definitely deliver it to you."
"My old grandson has been staring at Yijie Taobao store all day long, can I not grab it? Hey, little baby, don't talk about anything else, do you have anything new to tell my old grandson?" Sun Wukong's golden eyes flickered Twice, said: "No matter what, my grandson likes to listen."
Guo Qishuai thought for a while, rolled his eyes, and said, "Great Sage, then let me tell you who I gave the bottle of facial cleanser in my shop to?"
"Okay, okay, I like to hear this. Tell me, are you giving it to Chang'e or the Queen Mother?"
"No, it's Su Daji who puts on the facial cleanser."
"Who is Su Daji? My grandson hasn't heard of it?"
Monkey King has never heard of Su Daji?It's no wonder that after Monkey King jumped out of the cracks in the rocks, he played in Huaguo Mountain. Later, he learned the art of transformation from the Bodhi Patriarch. I don't know who Su Daji is.
"Su Daji is a fox who has become a spirit. He obeyed the order of Empress Nuwa, possessed himself on the body of a mortal Su Daji, and entered the palace to become the concubine of Shang Zhou King Dixin. This woman is cruel and merciless. The well-established Shang Dynasty has turned into a miasma."
Guo Qishuai spoke with gusto, but Sun Wukong was drowsy and sleepy, saying: "My old grandson is not interested in such things. The change of dynasties is inevitable, just like the throne of the Jade Emperor. As long as you are capable, you can You can sit."
Guo Qishuai said: "I'm not interested in the change of dynasty, but this Su Daji is too vicious, I can't see it. Guess what she was doing when I went to give her facial cleanser just now?"
"How could my old grandson guess this?"
"She was making a bet with King Zhou to see who could correctly guess who the child in the woman's womb was."
"Right or wrong, don't you know when the woman gives birth to a child?"
"But Su Daji couldn't wait, she insisted on seeing it right away, and wanted the child in the woman's belly..."
"What? It's so unreasonable! If my old grandson was there, he would definitely shoot that fox to death." Sun Wukong's jealous heart was revived again.
Guo Qishuai felt that this was the Monkey King who dared to fight.
"You idiot, what are you doing for food? Can you watch Su Daji kill that woman?"
Guo Qishuai looked aggrieved, and said, "I'm just an ordinary mortal, how can I fight a thousand-year-old fox?"
"Hey! Hey..." Sun Wu was so angry that he grabbed the monkey's hair, "My old grandson is also angry, but my old grandson can't get out at the moment."
"Great Sage, if you can't get out, I can get out!"
"You?" Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, he looked at Guo Qishuai and said, "You are just a mortal. How could you beat that thousand-year-old fox?"
"If the Great Sage is willing to lend me a few transformed monkey hairs, I will have a way to deal with that fox."
"Hee hee, that's a good idea. My old grandson doesn't have anything else on him, but there is a lot of monkey hair. This is no problem. I'll give you a handful of monkey hair."
"A handful?"
Sun Wukong pulled it out and said: "Oh, it hurts a bit. I think this one monkey hair is enough. If I give you more, I will let Tathagata know that I have disturbed the world of billions, and I am afraid that I will not be able to succeed."
"Great Sage, are you still afraid of Tathagata?"
"Try pressing you under this mountain for 300 years, and then you will know what it feels like to be pressed."
"I'm a mortal, and I don't need Tathagata to press me down. Tathagata can kill me with just one finger. Well, great sage, you've finished eating your peaches. I should go back. There are still people waiting for me over there." help?"
When Guo Qishuai left, he complained that the monkey was too stingy, right?I only borrowed three of them to transform into monkey hairs.
Su Daji sat on a chair in the side hall, stared at the two maids kneeling on the ground, and said, "Hit me hard. How did you take care of Mr. Guo?"
A maid was beaten until one of her teeth fell out, and with blood in her mouth, she said, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please forgive me. This servant really doesn't know where Mr. Guo has gone. He just said to make it easier for me. Waiting for him at the door, but who knows that the door is not opened, and the person disappears."
"Ma'am, Mr. Guo is dressed strangely. I don't think he is a mortal. I'm afraid he flew away in a gust of wind." Xiaolan wanted to excuse herself from responsibility.
Su Daji just flicked the handkerchief in his hand and said, "Give me a slap! Do you think I'm so easy to fool?"
A guard tried his best to slap the maid when suddenly Guo Qishuai came out from the convenience room and said, "Hey, ma'am, what are you doing? Didn't I run away?"
Su Daji saw Guo Qishuai walking in front of her, she waved her hand and said: "Stop beating, since Mr. Guo is not lost, then the two of them will be spared the crime, you go down first!"
"Yes, madam!"
After everyone went down, Su Daji looked at Guo Qishuai and said, "Mr. Guo, you said there is only such a big space in the convenience room, where can you hide? But I searched all the places, but I couldn't find it." where did you go?"
"Your Majesty, you may have forgotten that I am not from this world, I am the owner of the Yijie Taobao store."
"Of course I know that you are the owner of the Yijie Taobao store, but you are a mortal after all. Ordinary people will die, so aren't you afraid of death?" Su Daji said with a fierce look in his eyes.
"Of course I'm afraid of death! Please don't embarrass me, a little shopkeeper."
"You said what would happen if I killed you?"
Guo Qishuai was a little scared, Su Daji's hand had already grabbed his shoulder, and it might break his shoulder at any time.
"If the empress kills me, I'm afraid there will be no such thing as facial cleanser in Yijie Taobao store from now on."
"So, if I kill you, I lose my facial cleanser, right?"
"Exactly!"
"Facial cleanser can't threaten me yet. It's easy for me to kill you. Tonight, as long as you are willing, the owner of this hibiscus gauze is you."
"I—I'm afraid of the king! I'm afraid he will kill me!"
(End of this chapter)
Guo Qishuai was surprised and said, "What? You can also see the facial cleanser?"
"Have you placed an order yet? But you didn't deliver the goods. In the end, the order was cancelled. I thought you were thrown to death?"
"How is it possible? If I was thrown to death, it would be impossible to put new items on the shelves, right?"
"It's also reasonable. Hey, little baby, what is that facial cleanser, tell my old grandson, so that my grandson can grab a bottle next time."
"My lord, you can't drink this facial cleanser, it's for washing your face. The great sage is pressed under Wuzhi Mountain, and there is no water. What do you want facial cleanser for?"
"My old grandson washes your face with facial cleanser! If it rains today, it will rain, and if it rains, there will be water. Also, it is fine for my grandson to accompany you to talk when you deliver the goods. I am suffocated here Old grandson."
"Great Sage, don't worry, as long as I put a new item on the shelves and you can grab it, I will definitely deliver it to you."
"My old grandson has been staring at Yijie Taobao store all day long, can I not grab it? Hey, little baby, don't talk about anything else, do you have anything new to tell my old grandson?" Sun Wukong's golden eyes flickered Twice, said: "No matter what, my grandson likes to listen."
Guo Qishuai thought for a while, rolled his eyes, and said, "Great Sage, then let me tell you who I gave the bottle of facial cleanser in my shop to?"
"Okay, okay, I like to hear this. Tell me, are you giving it to Chang'e or the Queen Mother?"
"No, it's Su Daji who puts on the facial cleanser."
"Who is Su Daji? My grandson hasn't heard of it?"
Monkey King has never heard of Su Daji?It's no wonder that after Monkey King jumped out of the cracks in the rocks, he played in Huaguo Mountain. Later, he learned the art of transformation from the Bodhi Patriarch. I don't know who Su Daji is.
"Su Daji is a fox who has become a spirit. He obeyed the order of Empress Nuwa, possessed himself on the body of a mortal Su Daji, and entered the palace to become the concubine of Shang Zhou King Dixin. This woman is cruel and merciless. The well-established Shang Dynasty has turned into a miasma."
Guo Qishuai spoke with gusto, but Sun Wukong was drowsy and sleepy, saying: "My old grandson is not interested in such things. The change of dynasties is inevitable, just like the throne of the Jade Emperor. As long as you are capable, you can You can sit."
Guo Qishuai said: "I'm not interested in the change of dynasty, but this Su Daji is too vicious, I can't see it. Guess what she was doing when I went to give her facial cleanser just now?"
"How could my old grandson guess this?"
"She was making a bet with King Zhou to see who could correctly guess who the child in the woman's womb was."
"Right or wrong, don't you know when the woman gives birth to a child?"
"But Su Daji couldn't wait, she insisted on seeing it right away, and wanted the child in the woman's belly..."
"What? It's so unreasonable! If my old grandson was there, he would definitely shoot that fox to death." Sun Wukong's jealous heart was revived again.
Guo Qishuai felt that this was the Monkey King who dared to fight.
"You idiot, what are you doing for food? Can you watch Su Daji kill that woman?"
Guo Qishuai looked aggrieved, and said, "I'm just an ordinary mortal, how can I fight a thousand-year-old fox?"
"Hey! Hey..." Sun Wu was so angry that he grabbed the monkey's hair, "My old grandson is also angry, but my old grandson can't get out at the moment."
"Great Sage, if you can't get out, I can get out!"
"You?" Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, he looked at Guo Qishuai and said, "You are just a mortal. How could you beat that thousand-year-old fox?"
"If the Great Sage is willing to lend me a few transformed monkey hairs, I will have a way to deal with that fox."
"Hee hee, that's a good idea. My old grandson doesn't have anything else on him, but there is a lot of monkey hair. This is no problem. I'll give you a handful of monkey hair."
"A handful?"
Sun Wukong pulled it out and said: "Oh, it hurts a bit. I think this one monkey hair is enough. If I give you more, I will let Tathagata know that I have disturbed the world of billions, and I am afraid that I will not be able to succeed."
"Great Sage, are you still afraid of Tathagata?"
"Try pressing you under this mountain for 300 years, and then you will know what it feels like to be pressed."
"I'm a mortal, and I don't need Tathagata to press me down. Tathagata can kill me with just one finger. Well, great sage, you've finished eating your peaches. I should go back. There are still people waiting for me over there." help?"
When Guo Qishuai left, he complained that the monkey was too stingy, right?I only borrowed three of them to transform into monkey hairs.
Su Daji sat on a chair in the side hall, stared at the two maids kneeling on the ground, and said, "Hit me hard. How did you take care of Mr. Guo?"
A maid was beaten until one of her teeth fell out, and with blood in her mouth, she said, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please forgive me. This servant really doesn't know where Mr. Guo has gone. He just said to make it easier for me. Waiting for him at the door, but who knows that the door is not opened, and the person disappears."
"Ma'am, Mr. Guo is dressed strangely. I don't think he is a mortal. I'm afraid he flew away in a gust of wind." Xiaolan wanted to excuse herself from responsibility.
Su Daji just flicked the handkerchief in his hand and said, "Give me a slap! Do you think I'm so easy to fool?"
A guard tried his best to slap the maid when suddenly Guo Qishuai came out from the convenience room and said, "Hey, ma'am, what are you doing? Didn't I run away?"
Su Daji saw Guo Qishuai walking in front of her, she waved her hand and said: "Stop beating, since Mr. Guo is not lost, then the two of them will be spared the crime, you go down first!"
"Yes, madam!"
After everyone went down, Su Daji looked at Guo Qishuai and said, "Mr. Guo, you said there is only such a big space in the convenience room, where can you hide? But I searched all the places, but I couldn't find it." where did you go?"
"Your Majesty, you may have forgotten that I am not from this world, I am the owner of the Yijie Taobao store."
"Of course I know that you are the owner of the Yijie Taobao store, but you are a mortal after all. Ordinary people will die, so aren't you afraid of death?" Su Daji said with a fierce look in his eyes.
"Of course I'm afraid of death! Please don't embarrass me, a little shopkeeper."
"You said what would happen if I killed you?"
Guo Qishuai was a little scared, Su Daji's hand had already grabbed his shoulder, and it might break his shoulder at any time.
"If the empress kills me, I'm afraid there will be no such thing as facial cleanser in Yijie Taobao store from now on."
"So, if I kill you, I lose my facial cleanser, right?"
"Exactly!"
"Facial cleanser can't threaten me yet. It's easy for me to kill you. Tonight, as long as you are willing, the owner of this hibiscus gauze is you."
"I—I'm afraid of the king! I'm afraid he will kill me!"
(End of this chapter)
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