Yijie Taobao store

Chapter 133 It's Impossible
Guo Qishuai felt more than a dozen real qi flowing in his dantian, and they would rush around, causing him unbearable pain.

He was so painful that he knelt on the ground, thinking that although the Rainbow Absorbing Mysterious Art is overbearing, it has a fatal weakness, that is, the true qi of different people cannot be integrated.

If this problem is not resolved, Guo Qishuai's dantian will probably be broken by true energy.

He tried to suppress the true energy, but the more he suppressed it, the more he felt uncomfortable. After he adopted the method of channeling, the true energy became more obedient.

When he uploaded Tieniu Beverage to his mobile phone, the order came soon.

"Ding Dong, you have a new message, please check it carefully."

Guo Qishuai was very happy to see that someone had placed an order.

[Excuse me, host, do you want to deliver the goods? 】

"deliver goods!"

[Host please get ready, this system is about to activate the plane transfer function, ten, nine, eight, seven...]

With a ray of white light and a spoonful, Guo Qishuai disappeared.

When Guo Qishuai appeared in another world, he felt that the place was surrounded by immortal energy, the air was fresh, and it was different from the world.

I thought, this time I should have come to heaven!
This is really heaven, and the house in front of him belongs to Erlang Shen Yang Jian.

Could it be that the Iron Bull drink was ordered by Erlang Shen?

He was still thinking in his heart, this is bad, he and Erlangshen had a feud, this time, I'm afraid he won't let him off easily.

There were two extraordinary-looking heavenly soldiers at the gate of Erlang God. When they saw Guo Qishuai approaching, they stepped forward and questioned, "Who are you? How dare you trespass on Erlang Zhenjun's mansion?"

Guo Qishuai said: "I'm next, Guo Qishuai, he's here to deliver the goods."

"Delivery? What kind of goods?"

"Have any of you placed an order at Yijie Taobao?"

The two shook their heads together and said, "What store? We haven't heard of it."

"Since you haven't heard of it, let Erlang Shen come out to greet me."

"Who do you think you are, if you want our master to come out, he will come out?"

"Go and tell him that the goods he ordered have arrived. If he doesn't want them, then I'm leaving."

"Wait!" Before Guo Qishuai could turn around, Erlangshen came out of his mansion.

Guo Qishhuai looked at Erlang and said: "It turns out to be Erlang Zhenjun. Guo Qishhuai is being polite."

"No, Guo Qishuai, please come to the mansion to talk."

Guo Qishuai followed Erlang Shen into the room. After Erlang Shen entered, he suddenly turned around and said, "Did you bring the Iron Bull drink I wanted?"

Guo Qishai had already prepared the drinks. After handing the Tieniu drink to Erlang Shen, he said, "Erlang Zhenjun, please accept the Tieniu drink you ordered."

Erlangshen hadn't opened the mouth of Tieniu's drink, when suddenly he kicked Guo Qishuai on the left shoulder, kicked him three feet away, then pointed the three-pointed two-edged knife at Guo Qishuai's throat, and said, "Guo Qishuai, do you know crime?"

Guo Qishuai was not convinced, and said: "Zhenjun Erlang, I don't know what crime I have committed?"

"You broke into the forbidden area of ​​heaven, what crime do you say you committed? This is a capital crime!"

Guo Qishuai said: "Delivering goods, you can go to the Yijie plane. How can the place where the customer is located be said to be a forbidden place?"

Erlang Shendao: "If I say it is a forbidden place, it is a forbidden place. I want to arrest you and punish you in front of the Jade Emperor?"

Guo Qishuai said: "Even if you catch me before the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor will not be able to punish me. I think you'd better not bother with this matter."

"I think it's better to take some trouble! Hey, by the way, don't you want a five-star review? With your attitude, how can I give you a five-star review?"

Guo Qishuai also wanted to ask God Erlang to take him to see the Supreme Lord, so he was not so confident, and said: "Erlang Zhenjun, I really didn't mean to do what happened that day, please forgive me."

Erlang Shen took a sip of Iron Bull and felt that it tasted great. He felt much better and said, "For the sake of your Iron Bull, I can forgive you. Just go away and don't be so arrogant in the future!"

Guo Qishuai said: "Zhenjun Erlang, I still want you to take me to meet Taishang Laojun, I have something to ask him."

"Do you want me to take you to meet the Taishang Laojun? There is no way."

"Zhenjun Erlang, please, I really have something urgent to ask the Supreme Lord."

Erlangshen conjured up a glass of wine and said, "If you really want to see Taishang Laojun, just drink this glass of wine."

When Guo Qishui took the cup and was about to drink it, Erlangshen suddenly said: "Wait a minute!"

"What else does Erlang Zhenjun have to say?"

"If you have any last words, you might as well tell them. If I can convey them, I will try my best to convey them to you."

"This wine is poisonous?"

"Whatever you want, I'll take you to see Taishang Laojun if you drink it, if you don't drink it, you can leave at any time."

Guo Qishuai thought that the Erlang God would not poison the wine, he picked up the wine glass, and after drinking, he said: "I've finished drinking your wine, take me to see the Supreme Lord."

"For the sake of your courage to drink my Heartbroken Flower, I will take you to meet Taishang Laojun."

"What? You gave me back the heartbroken flower?"

"Hey, this is what you want to drink, no wonder others."

Guo Qishuai suddenly felt a severe pain in his stomach, and he said angrily: "Erlang God, thanks to you being the gatekeeper of the sky, you actually use such means to deal with me, you are really despicable."

Erlang said: "You hurt my sky eye, this is a lesson for you, don't worry, you won't die, but you will feel very uncomfortable these few days, with constant diarrhea, stomach pain as if your intestines are broken .”

Guo Qishuai really felt that his pain was unbearable, and he couldn't suppress it with his internal strength.

Erlang God brought Guo Qishuai to Tushita Palace, and after handing Guo Qishuai to Taishang Laojun, he disappeared in a wisp of white smoke.

Guo Qishuai gasped for breath, almost lost the strength to speak, and said: "Taishang Laojun, help!"

Taishang Laojun gave him his pulse and said, "Have you been poisoned by the heartbroken flower?"

"Yes, I drank a glass of wine given by Erlang God. I also know that there is heartbroken flower poison in the wine glass."

"You know you still drink?"

"If I don't drink it, he won't give me five-star praise, and he won't bring me to you."

"It seems that Erlang God is really unreasonable in this matter. How about it, I have a panacea here, which can cure all kinds of poisons. If you eat him, everything will be fine."

After Guo Qishuai took the elixir, he felt his whole body strengthened, and said, "Thank you for saving my life, old lord."

"Don't thank me first. Although your poison has been cured, the true energy in your body is still there. Remember from now on, never use the Rainbow Absorbing Mysterious Art again, otherwise, the consequences will be disastrous."

"Thank you, Laojun, for reminding me. Laojun, I have one more thing to ask you."

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

"Look, sir, is there something wrong with the holy water of Yaochi in this bottle?"

After seeing it, Taishang Laojun asked, "Who gave this to you?"

"Sister Chang'e got it from Yaochi."

"Impossible, this is impossible."

"Laojun, what's impossible?"

(End of this chapter)