Yijie Taobao store
Chapter 110 Wonderful Story
Chapter 110 Wonderful Story
Xu Xian's few words angered Fa Hai, and Guo Qishuai said, "Chan Master Fa Hai doesn't look like a demon, but I know a very powerful demon. I don't know if Zen Master Fa Hai is in the mood to listen. Do you want to take that demon away?"
Xu Xiandao: "Mr. Guo, you know where there is a goblin, you should hurry up and tell Zen Master Fahai, his magic power is boundless, and he can definitely subdue that goblin."
Fa Hai looked at Guo Qishuai with a strange look on his face and said, "Mr. Guo, it's okay to say it!"
"The goblin was originally a tortoise in the pool next to the Tathagata. Because he listened to the Buddha's lectures every day, he realized some cultivation methods. One day, when the Buddha was away, he escaped from the Lingshan Mountain and came to the lower realm. A goblin."
Fa Hai's face became even more ugly, and he said, "How do you know this?"
Xu Xian smiled and said, "Mr. Guo, is the fairy you're talking about a turtle spirit?"
"Exactly. The tortoise spirit's cultivation level is not very high. After coming to the lower realm, he saw Mount Emei, which is full of aura, so he settled down in Mount Emei. This tortoise spirit does not practice hard in the mountains, but thinks about using panacea to improve himself all day long." Cultivation, finally one day, he found a elixir in Sun Simiao's alchemy furnace that can improve his cultivation, and since then his cultivation has been improved for 500 years, and he can finally turn into Mr. Pianpian."
Fa Hai's face was serious, and he said: "The turtle spirit cultivates by himself and does no harm to anyone, why do you mention him?"
"That's right, it's good that this tortoise spirit doesn't harm people. However, after he cultivated to a human level, he bullied those who went up the mountain to chop firewood every day. Even a white snake spirit on the mountain was injured by him. Master, you Are you saying that this tortoise spirit should be taken into the Demon Town Tower?"
Xu Xian clapped his hands and said, "You should take it, you should take it, all the goblins who harm people should be taken away."
Fa Hai was surprised and said, "Then what happened after that?"
"Later, when the goblin spit out the elixir to practice in the morning, the elixir was snatched away by the white snake spirit. The white snake spirit immediately increased its cultivation base by 500 years, and the old tortoise lost 500 years of cultivation base. Kicked to the East China Sea."
"Happy!" Xu Xian clapped his hands excitedly again and said, "I think that White Snake Fairy did the right thing, and a fairy like that who oppresses the common people should be taught a good lesson."
Fa Hai said with a sullen face, "Go ahead."
"Master, I don't know about the later story."
"You really don't know?"
Guo Qishuai shook his head and said: "I really don't know, master, why don't you go to the East China Sea to have a look? Maybe the old turtle has been thrown to death."
Xu Xian smiled and said, "Young Master Guo, you really know how to tell stories, but I enjoyed listening to this story very much. Especially the kick of the White Snake Essence, it was so cool."
Guo Qishuai said: "Master, I'm just telling a story, don't take it seriously."
"Mr. Guo was joking. I have heard too many stories. However, Mr. Guo, before I left, I had a few good words to persuade me. Sickness comes from the mouth, and misfortune comes from the mouth. Knowing more may not be a good thing. Okay. , I bid farewell."
Fa Hai grabbed the five bearded beards and held them in the palm of his hand, and then left.
After Fa Hai left, Guo Qishuai coughed and spat out a mouthful of blood. Xu Xian hurriedly supported him and said, "Mr. Guo, are you alright?"
Guo Qishuai wiped off the blood and said, "It doesn't matter, I won't die."
"Guo Gongzi, what's wrong with you? Why do you vomit blood when you cough? Come, let me give you a pulse."
After Xu Xian took Guo Qishuai's pulse, his face darkened, and he said, "Mr. Guo, your pulse is weak, which is a symptom of poisoning. What kind of poison did you have?"
Guo Qishuai knew that Xu Xian had no way to detoxify him, and he didn't tell the truth, saying: "I don't know either, Doctor Xu, do you have a way to save him?"
Xu Xian shook his head and said, "I don't even know what kind of poison you have, so how can I prescribe it? Why don't I take you to see my master, who is proficient in various difficult and miscellaneous diseases, maybe he can cure the poison. "
Guo Qishuai coughed and said, "Thank you Mr. Xu, no one can cure my poison, so I won't bother you master."
"Guo Gongzi, please trust my master, his medical skills are really high."
Guo Qishuai wanted to leave this plane as soon as possible, and said, "Young Master Xu, I appreciate your kindness. I want to ask you, did you order something from Yijie Taobao?"
"Yijie Taobao store, what kind of store is it?" Xu Xian grabbed his hair and thought about it seriously.
"Haven't you heard of it?" Guo Qishuai was anxious.
"Oh, I remembered. An hour ago, when I was digging herbs, a red, boxy thing suddenly appeared in front of me. I thought I saw something strange with my eyes, so I smashed it down with a hoe. , as a result, that thing disappeared, could it be that that thing is the Yijie Taobao store?"
Guo Qishuai is still complaining about the system in his heart, saying that he is really cheating. When the customer places the order, even the customer himself does not know. What if the delivery is wrong?
"Do you think this is what you ordered?"
"I haven't ordered anything!"
"You smashing down with a hoe is equivalent to ordering this bottle of Sprite."
"What is Sprite?" Xu Xian looked at the green bottle in Guo Qishuai's hand and asked curiously.
"Sprite is a drink, you open it and taste it."
"Is this thing drinkable?"
"I can drink it for sure."
"I'll try it."
Xu Xian took Sprite, opened the mouth, and the water inside jumped out.
"Oh, what... what's going on here?" Xu Xian was so frightened that he took two steps back and almost threw Sprite away, and said, "Why does this water still come out? It's really unbelievable."
Guo Qishuai said: "This is the uniqueness of Sprite. How about you try it?"
"I've already smelled it. It's sweet. It smells very good. I don't know how it tastes?"
As soon as Xu Xian finished speaking, he took a sip, and then his eyes widened like eggs, and he kept saying, "Yes, yes, this Sprite is so delicious. When you drink it, it feels like there are countless It's like a villain is dancing, and his tongue is numb."
Xu Xian drank more than half of the bottle in one go, and then he hiccupped several times.
"Hey, it looks like I'm full and hiccupped."
"It's not that you're full. Mr. Xu, there's some qi in this Sprite. The qi is dissolved into the Sprite. When you drink it, drink the qi too. When the qi enters your stomach, it becomes qi, and then Running out of your mouth like you're full, but you're not."
"This Sprite is amazing. It tastes so good. I want to go back and give it to my sister and husband. Thank you, Mr. Guo. How much is your Sprite? I'll give it to you."
Guo Qishuai said: "Sprite doesn't need money, just give me a five-star review in the Yijie Taobao store, and then send me a red envelope."
"What is a red envelope?"
(End of this chapter)
Xu Xian's few words angered Fa Hai, and Guo Qishuai said, "Chan Master Fa Hai doesn't look like a demon, but I know a very powerful demon. I don't know if Zen Master Fa Hai is in the mood to listen. Do you want to take that demon away?"
Xu Xiandao: "Mr. Guo, you know where there is a goblin, you should hurry up and tell Zen Master Fahai, his magic power is boundless, and he can definitely subdue that goblin."
Fa Hai looked at Guo Qishuai with a strange look on his face and said, "Mr. Guo, it's okay to say it!"
"The goblin was originally a tortoise in the pool next to the Tathagata. Because he listened to the Buddha's lectures every day, he realized some cultivation methods. One day, when the Buddha was away, he escaped from the Lingshan Mountain and came to the lower realm. A goblin."
Fa Hai's face became even more ugly, and he said, "How do you know this?"
Xu Xian smiled and said, "Mr. Guo, is the fairy you're talking about a turtle spirit?"
"Exactly. The tortoise spirit's cultivation level is not very high. After coming to the lower realm, he saw Mount Emei, which is full of aura, so he settled down in Mount Emei. This tortoise spirit does not practice hard in the mountains, but thinks about using panacea to improve himself all day long." Cultivation, finally one day, he found a elixir in Sun Simiao's alchemy furnace that can improve his cultivation, and since then his cultivation has been improved for 500 years, and he can finally turn into Mr. Pianpian."
Fa Hai's face was serious, and he said: "The turtle spirit cultivates by himself and does no harm to anyone, why do you mention him?"
"That's right, it's good that this tortoise spirit doesn't harm people. However, after he cultivated to a human level, he bullied those who went up the mountain to chop firewood every day. Even a white snake spirit on the mountain was injured by him. Master, you Are you saying that this tortoise spirit should be taken into the Demon Town Tower?"
Xu Xian clapped his hands and said, "You should take it, you should take it, all the goblins who harm people should be taken away."
Fa Hai was surprised and said, "Then what happened after that?"
"Later, when the goblin spit out the elixir to practice in the morning, the elixir was snatched away by the white snake spirit. The white snake spirit immediately increased its cultivation base by 500 years, and the old tortoise lost 500 years of cultivation base. Kicked to the East China Sea."
"Happy!" Xu Xian clapped his hands excitedly again and said, "I think that White Snake Fairy did the right thing, and a fairy like that who oppresses the common people should be taught a good lesson."
Fa Hai said with a sullen face, "Go ahead."
"Master, I don't know about the later story."
"You really don't know?"
Guo Qishuai shook his head and said: "I really don't know, master, why don't you go to the East China Sea to have a look? Maybe the old turtle has been thrown to death."
Xu Xian smiled and said, "Young Master Guo, you really know how to tell stories, but I enjoyed listening to this story very much. Especially the kick of the White Snake Essence, it was so cool."
Guo Qishuai said: "Master, I'm just telling a story, don't take it seriously."
"Mr. Guo was joking. I have heard too many stories. However, Mr. Guo, before I left, I had a few good words to persuade me. Sickness comes from the mouth, and misfortune comes from the mouth. Knowing more may not be a good thing. Okay. , I bid farewell."
Fa Hai grabbed the five bearded beards and held them in the palm of his hand, and then left.
After Fa Hai left, Guo Qishuai coughed and spat out a mouthful of blood. Xu Xian hurriedly supported him and said, "Mr. Guo, are you alright?"
Guo Qishuai wiped off the blood and said, "It doesn't matter, I won't die."
"Guo Gongzi, what's wrong with you? Why do you vomit blood when you cough? Come, let me give you a pulse."
After Xu Xian took Guo Qishuai's pulse, his face darkened, and he said, "Mr. Guo, your pulse is weak, which is a symptom of poisoning. What kind of poison did you have?"
Guo Qishuai knew that Xu Xian had no way to detoxify him, and he didn't tell the truth, saying: "I don't know either, Doctor Xu, do you have a way to save him?"
Xu Xian shook his head and said, "I don't even know what kind of poison you have, so how can I prescribe it? Why don't I take you to see my master, who is proficient in various difficult and miscellaneous diseases, maybe he can cure the poison. "
Guo Qishuai coughed and said, "Thank you Mr. Xu, no one can cure my poison, so I won't bother you master."
"Guo Gongzi, please trust my master, his medical skills are really high."
Guo Qishuai wanted to leave this plane as soon as possible, and said, "Young Master Xu, I appreciate your kindness. I want to ask you, did you order something from Yijie Taobao?"
"Yijie Taobao store, what kind of store is it?" Xu Xian grabbed his hair and thought about it seriously.
"Haven't you heard of it?" Guo Qishuai was anxious.
"Oh, I remembered. An hour ago, when I was digging herbs, a red, boxy thing suddenly appeared in front of me. I thought I saw something strange with my eyes, so I smashed it down with a hoe. , as a result, that thing disappeared, could it be that that thing is the Yijie Taobao store?"
Guo Qishuai is still complaining about the system in his heart, saying that he is really cheating. When the customer places the order, even the customer himself does not know. What if the delivery is wrong?
"Do you think this is what you ordered?"
"I haven't ordered anything!"
"You smashing down with a hoe is equivalent to ordering this bottle of Sprite."
"What is Sprite?" Xu Xian looked at the green bottle in Guo Qishuai's hand and asked curiously.
"Sprite is a drink, you open it and taste it."
"Is this thing drinkable?"
"I can drink it for sure."
"I'll try it."
Xu Xian took Sprite, opened the mouth, and the water inside jumped out.
"Oh, what... what's going on here?" Xu Xian was so frightened that he took two steps back and almost threw Sprite away, and said, "Why does this water still come out? It's really unbelievable."
Guo Qishuai said: "This is the uniqueness of Sprite. How about you try it?"
"I've already smelled it. It's sweet. It smells very good. I don't know how it tastes?"
As soon as Xu Xian finished speaking, he took a sip, and then his eyes widened like eggs, and he kept saying, "Yes, yes, this Sprite is so delicious. When you drink it, it feels like there are countless It's like a villain is dancing, and his tongue is numb."
Xu Xian drank more than half of the bottle in one go, and then he hiccupped several times.
"Hey, it looks like I'm full and hiccupped."
"It's not that you're full. Mr. Xu, there's some qi in this Sprite. The qi is dissolved into the Sprite. When you drink it, drink the qi too. When the qi enters your stomach, it becomes qi, and then Running out of your mouth like you're full, but you're not."
"This Sprite is amazing. It tastes so good. I want to go back and give it to my sister and husband. Thank you, Mr. Guo. How much is your Sprite? I'll give it to you."
Guo Qishuai said: "Sprite doesn't need money, just give me a five-star review in the Yijie Taobao store, and then send me a red envelope."
"What is a red envelope?"
(End of this chapter)
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