I want to create ten types of civilization

Chapter 312 Lying Gun Lun Eats Chicken Online

"The new pants you wore this morning, and your knees broke after wearing it for less than a day?!" A strong female voice said.

"I'm sorry daughter-in-law, I didn't have time to take off my pants when I fell." The man said weakly, feeling aggrieved.

"Pfft, haha, I laughed to death."

Seeing the corner of Lei Na Xuanmo's mouth twitching, she snatched her mobile phone and was watching short videos there, laughing loudly, why did she grab his mobile phone.

Reina gave someone a blank look.

"Is there such a good-looking goddess?" Licking the dog letter capped.

However, Lena, who gave someone a supercilious look just a second ago, is now giving her a sideways glance indifferently.

"Uh…"

Xin Zhao is really embarrassed.

"Lord Xin, accept your fate." Ge Xiaolun patted Xin Zhao on the shoulder like a good buddy was thinking about you.

Looking at the hypocritical Ge Xiaolun, Xin Zhao's brows twitched wildly, and he suddenly got a plan.

"What's so interesting about Goddess Reina's video? Let me tell you two jokes to make sure you laugh out loud." Zhao Xin said confidently.

"Oh? Tell me." Leina said, she could see that Xin Zhao was interested in her, but she said that it was impossible, not to mention whether she likes it or not, but to talk about the genetic level of the two, their identities and powers It's not equal, it's impossible.

She herself only regards the other party as a teammate, nothing more.

The secret opportunity came, and Xin Zhao glanced at Ge Xiaolun, thinking that I would gloat over your misfortune for not being able to catch up with Qiangwei, and you deserved to sacrifice a bit.

Seeing that Xin Zhao began to flatter the goddess every day, everyone was not surprised, and everyone could see that Lena didn't care about Xin Zhao's mood at all. Fortunately, Xin Zhao is also more stubborn, and as the saying goes, he doesn't care about his thick skin, otherwise Everyone has already stopped.

After all, it should be interrupted continuously, and it should be disrupted instead, isn't it?

Xin Zhao didn't know what everyone was thinking, he cleared his throat and said, "This thing actually happened to Xiao Lun..."

Upon hearing this, everyone looked over, wondering what kind of medicine Xin Zhao was selling in the gourd...Ge Xiaolun himself was also in a daze, why did he get involved.

"One time, Xiao Lun didn't bring paper with him when he went to the bathroom, so I asked me to deliver it. It happened that I couldn't do without my body, so I ordered a delivery for Xiao Lun, and added a pack of paper."

"Hey...Xin Zhao, are you disgusting?" Leina looked disgusted, but thinking of the meaning of Xin Zhao's words, she couldn't help but twitch her lips.

"puff!"

As the person concerned, Ge Xiaolun only felt his heart be suffocated, so he couldn't spit out a mouthful of blood.

As for the others, they were already laughing out loud.

Xin Zhao is also a genius for not bringing paper to the toilet for delivery.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Xin Zhao directly ignored Ge Xiaolun's darkened face, and continued: "There are still more, do you know when Xiaolun was closest to love?"

"When?" Everyone was really aroused by Xin Zhao.

"the University."

"How to say?"

"When Xiao Lun was in college, there was a goddess in his heart. You also know what Xiao Lun looks like. When he met a girl, he couldn't speak clearly. Once, his goddess asked him whether you like me or not! Guess Xiao Lun? answered?"

"I know." Qilin said suddenly, unexpectedly.

"Oh, sister Qilin, do you know?" Xin Zhao was also skeptical.

"Well, did Xiao Lun say that he actually likes Zhuangzi better?"

"puff!"

"Hahahaha, Zhuangzi..." Everyone turned around and laughed.

Xin Zhao pretended to be disappointed, "Hey, I didn't expect sister Qilin to guess it."

Qilin rolled her eyes, what did she guess, what Xin Zhao said was just a joke from the Internet, and he just changed it, since she heard the first one, it was familiar to her.

"Zhao...Xin!" Ge Xiaolun gritted his teeth, staring at Zhao Xin with a ferocious face, and slandering himself in front of his goddess, it is unforgivable!

"Don't be angry, don't be angry. In fact, Xiaolun is still a good person, and he has made great contributions to science." Xin Zhao hurriedly said after looking at Ge Xiaolun who was angry.

"Ok?"

Ge Xiaolun stopped and saw what Xin Zhao was going to do again, did he start to put gold on his face after he was hurt?
"Xiao Lun once hit the fish on the head with a stick to prove that the fish's memory is only seven seconds."

"Hey... Isn't that what you human scientists proved, and it's not all right." Lena said, well... As a Sun Star, although she lived on Earth for a while, there is still a stalk that she doesn't know.

"No, no, Goddess, listen to me, Xiao Lun hit the head of the fish with a stick, and was attacked by the fish afterwards. It can be said that he paid the price, but his actions are worthy of admiration but not emulated. He proved that crocodiles are not really fish."

Reina suppressed a smile, looked at Ge Xiaolun who had a dark face, and asked, "Xiao Lun, is what Xin Zhao said true?"

This sentence ignited Ge Xiaolun, and others might hear that Xin Zhao was being careless, but Lena had not been deeply influenced by the earth's culture, and she still didn't understand some things, she was very innocent.

It was precisely because of this that Ge Xiaolun became more and more annoyed, this embarrassment was thrown to aliens.

"Okay, stop making trouble, Xiao Lun is just a bit of a dick, everything else is fine, Xin Zhao, don't blame Ge Xiaolun." Xuan Mo said at this moment.

"Instructor, do you also think I'm a dick?" Ge Xiaolun's face improved a lot when Xuan Mo helped him speak, but he was disappointed when he heard the words behind him.

She glanced at him, "Don't you know what you are? Everyone has a different definition of the word dick, and it depends on how you see it."

"Then what do you think, instructor?" Ge Xiaolun was not convinced, but he wanted Xuan Mo to speak out, and as long as he refuted it back then, he would prove that he is not a dick!no!
Looking at Ge Xiaolun who was unconvinced, Xuan Mo shook his head and said, "Let me ask you a question first, is money important?"

Hearing Xuanmo's question, Ge Xiaolun scratched his head, subconsciously glanced at Qiangwei, and then replied: "I, as long as I think it's enough."

In the past, the more the better, but with the war coming, things like money should be useless. Answering an important question would appear superficial, and answering an unimportant question would appear to be a lack of brains, so he gave a more neutral answer.

"Xiao Lun, you have to know that money is not everything, but without money is absolutely impossible." Xuan Mo shook his head, looking like a child who cannot be taught.

Seeing this scene, Leina and the other girls curled their lips inwardly. Xuan Mo looked too young. He looked younger than Ge Xiaolun, and of course he was more handsome, but he was not mature, and of course he was not immature.

But just like this, it feels awkward to say the kind of things that should be said by seventy-eight or successful people.

Xuan Mo didn't care about that.

"If you have a monthly salary of 0 and you are off work L[-]L, I believe most women will think you are not self-motivated, but if you have a monthly salary of one million and you play games after work, most women will think that your pursuit is so simple and that you are worthy of entrustment. Do you think money is important?"

(End of this chapter)