Big Doctor Live Room

Chapter 1412 Bible Lump
Looking at Su Wanting's helpless face, Chen Qun smiled, showing a friendly smile, and gave an answer that surprised everyone else.

"Old sir, you don't have to be afraid. I'm not here to treat you. Instead, I made a bet with Mr. Su. I thought that if I could deceive you and diagnose you, I would lose to Mr. Su. But Now that you recognize me, this bet is meaningless. If you don’t believe it, you can play the role of a doctor and see a patient today. What do you think? Of course, if you can put on our doctor’s white coat, Mr. Su Maybe your project application will be approved.”

The old man stopped what he was doing and looked at Chen Qun blankly.

"How did you know I had a project application?"

Chen Qun pointed to the writing board behind him, on which were written a few big words - "Apply for Project Funding Evaluation".

Su Wanting immediately made a fuss and glared at Chen Qun.

"Doctor Chen, you have actually learned to be generous to others?!"

Chen Qun folded his hands in front of his chest, and put on a defensive posture that didn't care at all. The old god spoke the truth.

"Anyway, it's not my business, why don't I take revenge on you? This is called courtesy!"

The old man in the room suddenly broke out.

"Doctor Chen, if Mr. Su agrees to allocate funds, don't let me be a doctor, even if you let me go to the hospital for examination, there will be no problem. But we need to eat every bite, so I will agree to your weird request. Be a doctor once, let's see what's wrong with you doctors, you just like to treat people so much!"

Chen Qun directly gave Su Wanting a look, and started calling Zhou Lin.

"Xiao Zhou, take out the white coat that you guessed in your pocket, and put it on this old gentleman. Haven't you called the old gentleman's name yet?"

"Thousand li grass!"

"It turned out to be Mr. Dong, so let's make a misplacement and let the old man experience the feeling of a doctor. Of course, it is crucial to let Mr. Su lose this bet."

"I like you as a young man. You are not pedantic and have the courage to go against the leader. It seems that I will invite you over for tea someday. Our President Su has asked several times, but I have not given her this face. Really. It’s so interesting, you guys tried so hard to see me a doctor, I’m going crazy like a teenager and want to fool around with you.”

This old guy is a sensible man!

Su Wanting felt that she was sold by Chen Qun, but even if Dong Gong applied for any project, it was actually just some data. Anyway, he was engaged in theory, and he often applied for paid papers from abroad. It's nothing more than rare materials, and it's not worth a lot of money.

At this time, Chen Qun directly opened the door, walked over and moved a chair politely to sit in front of the old gentleman, while Zhou Lin and Zhao Xue hurriedly put on white coats for him.

"Old man, you can treat me as your patient! You are about to start diagnosing my situation."

The old man put on Zhou Lin's white coat, straightened the corners of the clothes, put his hands on his chest pretendingly, leaned his body against the bookcase behind him, pondered for five seconds, and waved his hands directly.

"You can go, I can't diagnose your condition, please ask someone else!"

Su Wanting saw Chen Qun's complexion froze, and couldn't help but burst out laughing, thinking that these two guys are wonderful people, and they were justifiable in partnering to defraud her of money.

"Old sir, the diagnosis ended before it even started. It seems that you don't give Mr. Su face. If you want to act, you have to make Mr. Su feel that we are sincere, right? My situation is like this. My wrist problem caused I have been anxious for a long time, how do you think I should deal with it?"

The old man shrugged his shoulders in a nonchalant manner.

"Perhaps as a qualified Mongolian doctor, I personally think the best solution is to smash it directly and treat it as an abscess. Aren't you worried about my wrist problem? I'll just show you a look , it can be regarded as letting our President Su give up."

As the old man said, he took off the cloth strips on his wrist, revealing his covered left wrist, with a meaty bump protruding from the wrist joint, which looked almost the same as that of a little patient Zhou Lin and Zhao Xuecai had seen. almost.

Zhao Xue blurted out a sentence.

"Coralism? Dr. Chen, is this the real purpose of President Su's coming here?"

Chen Qun flipped through the thick reference books on the old gentleman's tool table, not forgetting to despise the little nurse.

"You really don't have any talent to be a doctor. Coral people's symptoms mostly occur in children and rarely appear in adults. So, you are talking nonsense and calling deer a horse. Old sir, if you are a doctor, what do you think? What should be happening on the wrist?"

"Skin cancer, or other cancer tumors, I know that I have been drawing under high-power lights for a long time, and the strong ultraviolet rays will cause cancer cells to become lesions, so I don't care about it at all, and I don't worry too much. Even if it is cancer, I have to wait Let’s talk about it after finishing this project.”

Chen Qun shook his head and said helplessly.

"Old man, don't you know that the lines are like mountains? You are not a cancerous tumor. You are called a ganglion cyst. This is actually the swelling caused by the fluid accumulated in the joint. It is neither painful nor itchy, just a little uncomfortable. It can be said that there is no harm!"

"In other words, surgery is required for drainage, so I'd rather just do it! It's impossible to go to the hospital!"

Chen Qun smiled very strangely, picked up a thick copy of "Wind Tunnel Principles" with both hands, walked to the old man, and said to the young couple Zhou and Lin.

"Put the old man's wrist on the table, and use the ruler and triangular board here to test the swelling of the cyst. In fact, this kind of cyst is also called a ganglion cyst in medicine, and it is also called a Gideon cyst or a biblical lump in the West. .”

The old man obviously relaxed a lot, and asked with great interest.

"Wait, why are you teaching bible lumps? Can you tell me why? Is it the holy miracles or something in the bible?"

The smile on Chen Qun's face became more gentle and harmless to humans and animals, which made Su Wanting next to him feel an inexplicable chill, knowing that the more this guy had such an expression, the more weird things would happen.

"The reason why this disease is called Bible lump is that there was a quick and effective treatment in the past. All the doctor needs to do is press it with a thick book, such as the Bible, or your old man's "Wind Tunnel Principles"! "

When Chen Qun said the last sentence, he held a reference book thicker than a brick in both hands, and suddenly slammed it on the wrist of the old man who was placed on the table.

"What are you doing!"

Su Wanting, who was prepared, was about to grab Chen Qun, but when she saw the reference book hit Mr. Dong's wrist heavily, there was a familiar muffled sound.

"The treatment is complete! Please see the result!"

Chen Qun picked up the reference book in his hand and saw on the table that the old man's wrist, which originally had a cyst, returned to its original shape as if by magic, and the cyst disappeared naturally.

"Hahaha, your method of curing headaches really works, why can't I, a fake Mongolian doctor, figure it out!"

(End of this chapter)