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Chapter 384 People must not be suffocated to death by urine (second update)

Chapter 382

However, as Zhu Guangting's colleague, I quickly advised this old brother to calm down.

"Master Wang, can you stop me like this? This place is obviously a toilet, why don't you let us in. Just stop it when you say it should be stopped. How is this possible?"

"...I, I..." Zhu Guangting's expression suddenly changed, and he no longer cared about being in front of others. He rushed to the side and faced the wall and unbuttoned his belt, and then there was a hearty sound of water.

"Emperor Empress Dowager! The majestic Quanzhi Guozijian Jijiu Zhu Guangting Master Zhu actually took out his indecent things to defecate everywhere in the public!" Wang Yang raised his voice and yelled.Well, it's so fucking fun, haha...

"!!!!!!" A lot of imperial guards and eunuchs who were shocked by the commotion just now looked at Mr. Zhu who was still standing in front of the wall and shivering comfortably.One must not let urine suffocate to death, this is the heartfelt voice of Mr. Zhu at the moment.

"No one can see, no one can hear, I don't know anyone..." Mr. Zhu muttered silently, hurriedly fastening his belt.

The two important court officials dressed in purple looked at Zhu Guangting's back, and then at the surrounding eunuchs, guards and servants who had gathered to watch.After looking at each other, they turned their heads in unison and left.

Finally finished urinating, Zhu Guangting, who was full of ideas, was worthy of being an old bureaucrat with many years of experience. At least his face was much thicker than that of ordinary people, so he could be so stable.

Turning around, he glanced viciously at the crowd of onlookers. "What do you look at, this official is like this, and it's not all forced by that despicable person."

Turning his eyes and falling on Wang Yang, Zhu Guangting's face twitched ferociously and the corners of his mouth twitched ferociously. "Surnamed Wang, good, good, you humiliate the court officials so much, and wait, Zhu will definitely report to the empress and punish you."

Wang Yang smiled coldly and stood in the crowd gracefully. "Master Zhu, you have to speak with conscience. I just told you that this toilet is now out of service, but you actually defecate anywhere in the palace in front of so many people in the palace. , I will definitely impeach the emperor, and ask the emperor to punish you for the crime of disrespect."

And several officials who participated in the court meeting were also preparing to come over to pay respects at this moment. I didn't want to see such a scene, and I couldn't help being stunned. What kind of trouble is this?
"Master Zhu, what's going on?" Fan Chunshi also appeared here, frowning displeased. "How is it appropriate to make such a noise within the confines of this palace?"

"Xiang Fan, isn't it because of this yellow-tongued kid who actually blocked the official for no reason and made the official humiliated in front of others? I asked Prime Minister Fan to make the decision for me." When Zhu Guangting saw that it was Fan Chunren, he did not dare to neglect and bowed. After that, he pointed at Wang Yang and said angrily.

"The lower official has seen Fan Xiang, so Mr. Zhu rushed to the toilet in a hurry to urinate, and saw the word "disabled" posted on it, but instead of leaving, he just stood here and untied his belt. The lower official was worried about Zhu. My lord was disrespectful, and came here to dissuade me, who would have expected that lord Zhu insisted on unbuttoning his belt to urinate..."

This fucking topic made Fan Chunren feel awkward for a moment, isn't it just a matter of urinating?There was so much noise here that people turned their backs, if someone hadn't returned to the main hall and told him that Fan Chunren was afraid of disturbing the empress dowager and the emperor, so he came over to stop.It turned out to be because of a pee...

"You guys, can you keep your voice down? Then Mrs. Zhu, go back quickly. Why bother with young people about such trivial matters." Fan Chunren is a good man after all, and he doesn't want to make matters worse, so he is about to drag Zhu Guangting go back.

In the end, he didn't want to, and suddenly heard Wang Yang's righteous voice. "...Then Mr. Zhu refused to listen to the dissuasion of the subordinate officials, insisted on refusing to listen, and urinated here in disregard of public morals. Please see, Mr. Fan, this is ironclad evidence!"

Fan Chunren and Zhu Guangting turned their heads in unison, saw Wang Yang and pointed like an arrow at a wet mark on the wall.

The eyes of dozens of people first fell on the wet mark, and then on Zhu Guangting's body. The faces that wanted to laugh but dared not laugh, and the strange sights made Zhu Guangting's anger instantly Worth over a hundred.

"Wait, Wang Wushan, you idiot, you have humiliated me over and over again, I want my wife to impeach you." Zhu Guangting jumped to point at Wang Yang and roared a few times, then walked away angrily.

Although he was as angry as an old bull in heat, he actually knew very well in his heart that he was afraid that bastard Wang Yang already knew who made him the right school commander.

It's just that Zhu Guangting never expected that the other party's method of revenge would be like this, so vile, shameless and despicable, just like a naked slap in the face.

Thinking about how he just couldn't hold it back, and being watched by dozens of people in the corner of the wall, God knows what kind of joke it will be spread.

Thinking of this, Zhu Guangting really wanted to take a big knife and chop Wang Yang into human meatballs with his own hands.

Fan Chunren glanced at Wang Wushan, who was still pointing like a sword, pointing to that corner, standing straight and majestic, shook his head dumbfoundedly for a long time, turned around and left.

"There was a lot of noise outside just now, why are you making noise outside?" Just after Fan Chunren and Zhu Guangting stepped into the main hall together, they heard the gentle yet majestic voice of the Empress Dowager Gao Taotao.

And the emperor Zhao Xu, who just yawned, just happened to look at Zhu Guangting, who seemed a little dispirited, and couldn't help being a little stunned. Could it be that what happened outside has something to do with Zhu Guangting who framed Wang Wushan?

"Old minister, this old minister asks your mother to punish Wang Yang for his crime." Just after entering the hall, Zhu Guangting's heart felt warm when he heard the voice of the Empress Dowager, what a good man... It would be great if the Empress Dowager would stand up for him.

"Wang Yang?" Gao Taotao was also taken aback. "Isn't that kid in charge of the right school office? Ai Jia asked why he was making such a noise outside just now?"

"Empress Dowager, Wang Yang deliberately sealed off the toilet outside the main hall... the old ministers are not allowed to rush out..." Zhu Guangting said with deep pain, even though he said this, it was really rude Risky, but he really couldn't hold back.

"..." Gao Taotao didn't react for a long time, are you so crazy, you are so old and not ashamed, you are so anxious to shut me, the empress dowager?
Zhao Xu couldn't help but his eyes lit up. He suddenly remembered that he agreed with Wang Yang to renovate the toilet in the palace. He didn't expect that guy to be a practical man, so he agreed, and that guy started to do it.

The important thing is that it happened to be with Zhu Guangting, which really made Zhao Xu very happy, but at this moment, he is the emperor of Song Dynasty, so he groaned rather displeased. "Zhu Qing's house, this is the place above the imperial court, where state affairs are discussed. If you are anxious to show respect, that is your own private matter..."

"Yes, it's the old minister's disrespect..." Zhu Guangting waited for a long time and didn't wait until the Empress Dowager spoke again. Now that he heard Zhao Xu's words, he had no choice but to bow his head and confess his guilt.

"Then why is Wang Yang in the palace? He also sent the... people in the palace to quickly pass that Wang Yang over to ask questions." At this time, Gao Taotao finally spoke again.

(End of this chapter)