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Chapter 380 I Fuck Out of Paper
Chapter 380: I’m really out of paper. I’ve been shouting for a long time but no one answered me (first update arrived)
Chapter 378
Before noon on the third day, the new thatched hut in Duanwang's Mansion was almost emptied. The whole hut was made of blue bricks, and the floor in the toilet was also covered with ceramic tiles.
Although this thing is a little slippery, the problem is to make the whole hut look very neat and clean.The tiles were only laid to a third of the height of the four walls, and further up, they were covered with thick mud, and the outside was painted with brand-new and clean lime.
In addition to Wang Yang's request, the front of the hut has two large windows of three feet square, and the position of the toilet is slightly higher than the ground by about two bricks.
The ground there is also covered with tiles of the same color, and although there are no plastic pipes in this era, pottery pipes are easy to fire.
As for the toilet, it was placed on top of the thick pottery pipe, and then fixed with isinglass on all sides, and then a pottery pipe stretched up along the wall. In addition, there was a hemp rope that felt very good. Hanging in mid-air.
Each toilet has a separate compartment, five toilets, that is, five small compartments, besides, the urinal Wang Yang is also not bothering the two masters, so the middle school office made five, and then It is directly embedded in the wall, and then connected to a main ceramic pipe through a ceramic pipe, which leads directly to the septic tank along the wall.
In the afternoon, Zhao Xu came to his own hut, looked at the quaint hut, well, it was indeed very artistic, especially the fucking Wang Yang had someone put two pots of flowers on the window sill.
"Hey... this, this seems to be really good. What is this for?" After entering the hut, Zhao Ji curiously knocked on the five urinals hanging on the wall. .
"...Your Highness, that's for urinating." Wang Yang finally heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Zhao Ji was very careful not to contact anything related to food today.
"You mean, pee here, and then go to the toilet to defecate?" Zhao Ji asked Wang Yang with a weary expression after smacking his mouth.
Wang Yang looked at this guy with a dark face, and spoke for a long time. "Your Highness, if someone just wants to pee, he can just pee here. If it's something else, just squat there. The big and small can be solved together, so don't be so particular about it."
"...That's pretty much the same." Zhao Ji couldn't help but secretly heaved a sigh of relief, he was an imposing prince, he was almost treated as a frivolous old man by Mr. Wu Shan, he was really pretty.
Then after pushing open the door of the attic, I saw that the toilet was placed there quietly, extremely bright, and the deep entrance seemed to be expecting something...
"Your Highness, Your Highness?" Wang Yang never expected Zhao Ji to stare at the toilet in a daze after entering. "Why don't you try it?"
After waiting for a few breaths, Zhao Ji shook his head dejectedly. "Hey...it doesn't work right now, I don't feel it yet, let's try again when my little brother has a feeling..."
"...I, okay." Wang Yang almost went crazy, thinking that Zhao Ji was being stupid, who knew he was actually planning to have sex, damn it! ...
Li Yu suddenly yelled at this time, and he was still excited. "I, I, I, I have, I will..."
"..." Everyone looked at this guy dumbfounded, and just like that, he began to unbutton his belt in a hurry.
"Can you close the door of this pavilion first..." Wang Yang looked at Li Yu calmly and said.
"I'm sorry, I'm too excited. I'll be busy first. You can do it yourself."
Li Bai, Zhao Ji, Wang Yang, Gao Qiu, and two eunuchs, all six of them left the hut in a very unhappy mood.
"Let's go, go to the meeting first, wait for Li Yu to come and ask him how he feels after trying it, what do you think?" Zhao Ji actually asked everyone this way, and everyone nodded in agreement .
Only Wang Yang turned his head away with a look of disbelief. Isn't it just going to the latrine, what else can he have new feelings?
Back in the house, sat down to drink tea and chat, bragging and farting, a cup of tea passed away, a stick of incense passed away, and then almost half an hour passed.
Everyone was not calm anymore, and Wang Yang moved to Li Bai's side with a ghostly face. "Then what, isn't your cousin constipated?"
"...Probably not. Usually, he goes to the latrine, and at most it only takes a cup of tea. How about I go and have a look?"
"No, let's go together." Wang Yang was a little worried that the quality of the porcelain toilet was not good enough, so he cut his ass, and now Li Yu might be wiping his tears and bandaging his wound there.
"Then why not go together, I also want to know what happened to brother Qingfang." Zhao Ji stood up restlessly.
A group of people came to the hut in a mighty manner, and about ten steps away from the hut, they heard a weak voice. "Is there anyone..."
"Hey, this, this seems to be my cousin's voice." Li Bai couldn't help but change his face when he heard the voice, and immediately shouted. "Brother, I'm here, what's wrong with you?!"
"Second brother, is it really you?! Come on, get me some paper, I'm so fucking out of paper... I've been yelling for a long time and no one is passing by..."
Everyone's eyes fell on Wang Yang, and Wang Yang raised his voice and howled with a nonchalant look on his face. "...Brother Qingfang, why didn't you tell me earlier that you ran out of toilet paper?"
"I..." Li Yu's internal organs almost burned, how the hell did I know, wasn't he just busy getting excited?
"Tong Guan." Zhao Ji turned his head, dumbfounded. "Hurry up and get some straw paper, get some more, and put them in there, so as not to run out of paper next time someone goes in."
Although Li Yu's experience made everyone dumbfounded, Li Yu still expressed his opinion very sincerely. This toilet is really easy to use, and it feels good to sit on it, but the legs are numb after sitting for a long time.
In addition, after pulling, stretch out your hand and pull the hemp rope directly, and the water will flush down and wash away the dirt directly. The toilet is as clean as it has never been used, which is really awesome.
The most important thing is that there is no incense in this hut, and there is no peculiar smell at all, and there is no need to worry about depth bombs.
Wang Yang was very impressed by Li Yu's praise. In the evening, Zhao Ji finally had the opportunity to test it himself and concluded a problem. Well, this thing is indeed very useful.
"It's a pity that it can only be placed there. It's really inconvenient to go to the hut and get out of the room at night..." Zhao Ji said with emotion after returning to the room.
"That's not a problem. All the houses can be built, because what's needed is not that big..." Wang Yang explained.
Then Zhao Ji's eyes lit up. Although the night incense bucket was very convenient, the problem was that when sitting on it, the odor kept flowing upwards. It was not like the toilet. You flushed it after you pulled it, and it didn't stink at all.
"However, if you want to do that in the house, will it have any impact?" Although Zhao Ji was moved, he still hesitated.
"It doesn't matter. After another two or three months, when Wang's house is repaired, you can go and visit it. The toilet in my place is connected with the bedroom." Wang Yang explained.
"Sir, did you do it like this? Well, why don't you see if you can help me renovate my study?" Hearing Wang Yang's words, Zhao Ji's heart was agitated again, but he was worried that he would spend the whole night He couldn't sleep because of the stench, so he decided to focus on the study first.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 378
Before noon on the third day, the new thatched hut in Duanwang's Mansion was almost emptied. The whole hut was made of blue bricks, and the floor in the toilet was also covered with ceramic tiles.
Although this thing is a little slippery, the problem is to make the whole hut look very neat and clean.The tiles were only laid to a third of the height of the four walls, and further up, they were covered with thick mud, and the outside was painted with brand-new and clean lime.
In addition to Wang Yang's request, the front of the hut has two large windows of three feet square, and the position of the toilet is slightly higher than the ground by about two bricks.
The ground there is also covered with tiles of the same color, and although there are no plastic pipes in this era, pottery pipes are easy to fire.
As for the toilet, it was placed on top of the thick pottery pipe, and then fixed with isinglass on all sides, and then a pottery pipe stretched up along the wall. In addition, there was a hemp rope that felt very good. Hanging in mid-air.
Each toilet has a separate compartment, five toilets, that is, five small compartments, besides, the urinal Wang Yang is also not bothering the two masters, so the middle school office made five, and then It is directly embedded in the wall, and then connected to a main ceramic pipe through a ceramic pipe, which leads directly to the septic tank along the wall.
In the afternoon, Zhao Xu came to his own hut, looked at the quaint hut, well, it was indeed very artistic, especially the fucking Wang Yang had someone put two pots of flowers on the window sill.
"Hey... this, this seems to be really good. What is this for?" After entering the hut, Zhao Ji curiously knocked on the five urinals hanging on the wall. .
"...Your Highness, that's for urinating." Wang Yang finally heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Zhao Ji was very careful not to contact anything related to food today.
"You mean, pee here, and then go to the toilet to defecate?" Zhao Ji asked Wang Yang with a weary expression after smacking his mouth.
Wang Yang looked at this guy with a dark face, and spoke for a long time. "Your Highness, if someone just wants to pee, he can just pee here. If it's something else, just squat there. The big and small can be solved together, so don't be so particular about it."
"...That's pretty much the same." Zhao Ji couldn't help but secretly heaved a sigh of relief, he was an imposing prince, he was almost treated as a frivolous old man by Mr. Wu Shan, he was really pretty.
Then after pushing open the door of the attic, I saw that the toilet was placed there quietly, extremely bright, and the deep entrance seemed to be expecting something...
"Your Highness, Your Highness?" Wang Yang never expected Zhao Ji to stare at the toilet in a daze after entering. "Why don't you try it?"
After waiting for a few breaths, Zhao Ji shook his head dejectedly. "Hey...it doesn't work right now, I don't feel it yet, let's try again when my little brother has a feeling..."
"...I, okay." Wang Yang almost went crazy, thinking that Zhao Ji was being stupid, who knew he was actually planning to have sex, damn it! ...
Li Yu suddenly yelled at this time, and he was still excited. "I, I, I, I have, I will..."
"..." Everyone looked at this guy dumbfounded, and just like that, he began to unbutton his belt in a hurry.
"Can you close the door of this pavilion first..." Wang Yang looked at Li Yu calmly and said.
"I'm sorry, I'm too excited. I'll be busy first. You can do it yourself."
Li Bai, Zhao Ji, Wang Yang, Gao Qiu, and two eunuchs, all six of them left the hut in a very unhappy mood.
"Let's go, go to the meeting first, wait for Li Yu to come and ask him how he feels after trying it, what do you think?" Zhao Ji actually asked everyone this way, and everyone nodded in agreement .
Only Wang Yang turned his head away with a look of disbelief. Isn't it just going to the latrine, what else can he have new feelings?
Back in the house, sat down to drink tea and chat, bragging and farting, a cup of tea passed away, a stick of incense passed away, and then almost half an hour passed.
Everyone was not calm anymore, and Wang Yang moved to Li Bai's side with a ghostly face. "Then what, isn't your cousin constipated?"
"...Probably not. Usually, he goes to the latrine, and at most it only takes a cup of tea. How about I go and have a look?"
"No, let's go together." Wang Yang was a little worried that the quality of the porcelain toilet was not good enough, so he cut his ass, and now Li Yu might be wiping his tears and bandaging his wound there.
"Then why not go together, I also want to know what happened to brother Qingfang." Zhao Ji stood up restlessly.
A group of people came to the hut in a mighty manner, and about ten steps away from the hut, they heard a weak voice. "Is there anyone..."
"Hey, this, this seems to be my cousin's voice." Li Bai couldn't help but change his face when he heard the voice, and immediately shouted. "Brother, I'm here, what's wrong with you?!"
"Second brother, is it really you?! Come on, get me some paper, I'm so fucking out of paper... I've been yelling for a long time and no one is passing by..."
Everyone's eyes fell on Wang Yang, and Wang Yang raised his voice and howled with a nonchalant look on his face. "...Brother Qingfang, why didn't you tell me earlier that you ran out of toilet paper?"
"I..." Li Yu's internal organs almost burned, how the hell did I know, wasn't he just busy getting excited?
"Tong Guan." Zhao Ji turned his head, dumbfounded. "Hurry up and get some straw paper, get some more, and put them in there, so as not to run out of paper next time someone goes in."
Although Li Yu's experience made everyone dumbfounded, Li Yu still expressed his opinion very sincerely. This toilet is really easy to use, and it feels good to sit on it, but the legs are numb after sitting for a long time.
In addition, after pulling, stretch out your hand and pull the hemp rope directly, and the water will flush down and wash away the dirt directly. The toilet is as clean as it has never been used, which is really awesome.
The most important thing is that there is no incense in this hut, and there is no peculiar smell at all, and there is no need to worry about depth bombs.
Wang Yang was very impressed by Li Yu's praise. In the evening, Zhao Ji finally had the opportunity to test it himself and concluded a problem. Well, this thing is indeed very useful.
"It's a pity that it can only be placed there. It's really inconvenient to go to the hut and get out of the room at night..." Zhao Ji said with emotion after returning to the room.
"That's not a problem. All the houses can be built, because what's needed is not that big..." Wang Yang explained.
Then Zhao Ji's eyes lit up. Although the night incense bucket was very convenient, the problem was that when sitting on it, the odor kept flowing upwards. It was not like the toilet. You flushed it after you pulled it, and it didn't stink at all.
"However, if you want to do that in the house, will it have any impact?" Although Zhao Ji was moved, he still hesitated.
"It doesn't matter. After another two or three months, when Wang's house is repaired, you can go and visit it. The toilet in my place is connected with the bedroom." Wang Yang explained.
"Sir, did you do it like this? Well, why don't you see if you can help me renovate my study?" Hearing Wang Yang's words, Zhao Ji's heart was agitated again, but he was worried that he would spend the whole night He couldn't sleep because of the stench, so he decided to focus on the study first.
(End of this chapter)
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