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Chapter 239 Strive to Slap His Face to Become Famous (Second Update)

Chapter 237

Seeing Wang Yang's incomparably fierce gaze, Assistant Teacher Wu couldn't help but shudder, but at this moment he naturally couldn't back down, his eyes rolled, and he put on an inscrutable face of a teacher.

"The old man knows that you have read a lot of poetry and books, and you are very talented, and your lyrics are quite famous in today's Bianliang, Tokyo. In this case, the old man knows a thing or two about couplets. Shanglian came to test and test for you..."

Wang Yang stared blankly at this Assistant Professor Wu with an inscrutable face, his mood was really complicated at the moment, you didn't come here to test your Four Books and Five Classics, but you wanted to compare yourself with this Unparalleled talents against couplets?
Why didn't you say it earlier?If this old man randomly made a passage from the Four Books and Five Classics to explain himself, then he would really be ashamed, but he didn't expect that this old man wanted to play tricks, thinking that Mr. Wang's words were awesome, then Certainly not in other respects.

Naturally, the result was that he thought he could kill a chicken with a sledgehammer, but when the old guy took out the knife, he had no idea that what he was facing was neither a chicken nor a cow, but a special Type 99 main battle tank.

But the problem is that Assistant Professor Wu's words changed in the ears of those Taixue students, and they all yelled in their hearts that Assistant Professor Wu really wants to be famous and crazy. It's not very good, but it can be regarded as the number one master of couplets in Taixue. Although couplets are not valued more by the literary circle than poems, words, and Fu, they still belong to a category in this circle.

But the problem is that Mr. Wushan’s most impressive thing is his poetry. You are so damn shameless. You typically want to use your long side to defeat your shortcomings.

At this time, Wang Miangu couldn't help but stand up. "Assistant Wu, the study of couplets is really a little off-the-beaten-path. Why don't you try Mr. Wu Shan's Four Books and Five Classics..."

Before Wang Miangu finished speaking, he felt four ferocious wolf-like eyes staring at him, and strong murderous intent and anger surged in like a stormy sea.

Wang Miangu was so overwhelmed that he couldn't even speak. When he raised his head subconsciously, he saw the angry eyes of Assistant Wu and the equally angry eyes of Wang Wushan. There was a sudden confusion in his mind, hey hey hey...

Wang Miangu looked at Wang Yang's angry face with a look of grievance and confusion, and thought to himself, Mr. Wushan, what are you doing?Didn't you see that Mr. Wang is helping you?

Wang Dacai's mood at the moment is so frightening. Eighteen buckets are fetching water, and he is in a hurry. Just now, he was overwhelmed by the joy of this assistant teacher Wu who wanted to single out the couplet with him. Now Wang Miangu is so special Jumping out, trying to convince Assistant Wu to test his own Four Books and Five Classics, what the hell is this not a typical mess-up?
If it weren't for the fact that there were too many onlookers, Wang Daguan would have thought of killing Wang Miangu.

And Assistant Professor Wu's heart is also full of anger and madness, what the fuck is shameless or despicable, I don't use my strengths to deal with the other party's weaknesses, how the fuck am I famous, God damn it Wushan, the king of hatred, didn't come here specially to be a stepping stone for him to step on, but to step on him whether he understands or not.

Well, if Assistant Coach Wu hadn't been in his fifties and was unstable, he would probably have shot over with a flying kick, letting Wang Miangu know what it means to hide both civil and military skills.

After Wang Yang glared at Wang Miangu, he said in a calmer tone. "Assistant Wu is a teacher. Just now, Assistant Professor Wu said that Mr. Wang didn't respect his teacher. It's too reckless for you to stand up like this. But Assistant Professor Wu, this test compares the couplets, don't you think..."

He was afraid, he was afraid, he was afraid, he was panicking. The reason why he reprimanded Wang Miangu proved that he had a guilty conscience.At this moment, the wretched little person in Assistant Wu's heart was waving his fists vigorously and howling with excitement.

Assistant Professor Wu suppressed his distorted face with excitement, and tried to widen his triangular eyes to make his character eyebrows less obvious. "Well, as expected of Wang Wushan, this demeanor alone makes the old man admire. However, as the saying goes, it is better to hit the sun than to choose the day. Now that class is over and there is nothing to do, the old man is on his own, so this is the best time."

Wang Yang looked at the assistant teacher Wu who was about to scratch his head and face, and his anger was showing in his face, and he couldn't stop smiling. "Since this is the case, then Wang feels that it is not as good as this. He asked Assistant Wu to come up with a couplet, and Wang also made a couplet. If he can answer the couplet of the other party, he will win, how about it?"

Assistant Professor Wu couldn't help being taken aback, but he spoke confidently. "Of course there is no problem. The old man is old, so I ask you to come out first..." In this case, Wu will trample you to death for the first time, to see what other tricks and methods you can use .

"The ancient wood withers, this wood becomes firewood."

As soon as this couplet came out, a group of students who were excited to watch the fun felt as if someone had poured a basin of ice water on their heads, and their hearts were so cold that their assholes were so cold. ?

Ancient wood is dead, and this wood is firewood. Not only are there close connections between the two characters, but more importantly, the characters ancient and wood coincidently form the character for dry, and this and the character wood well combine to form the character firewood.

"Hey, this assistant teacher Wu is too ruthless, every time he makes a move, he has a rhythm of killing everyone..."

"My dear mother, even if I want to explode my head, I still can't figure out who can match such a couplet."

Wang Miangu next to him shook his head helplessly. He was very helpless. He had just stood up to show his kindness to Wang Yang. But as a result, this guy actually refused to accept his kindness. He looked like there are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me. Now Did you see that?
Assistant Professor Wu's title as the number one master of Taixue couplets is not something to brag about. No matter how talented you are, and no matter how good your poems are, this couplet is not the same as that poem after all. What's more important is Consider every word, every word, even every radical...

"I also ask Wang Wushan to answer. If you can answer, then you ask questions, and the old man answers. If you can match, and the old man can also match, then we can continue to repeat the questions." Wu The teaching assistant looked at Wang Yang, who was expressionless in front of him, and was secretly proud. This is a more interesting couplet that he treasured in his heart.

It's a pity that there has never been a chance to show off, but today, Wang Wushan, who is famous in Bianliang, Tokyo, is squatting in front of him, using it to slap him in the face and step on him to make a name for himself, which is most suitable.

As for why he didn't step on Su Dongpo, a great writer who had been famous for decades, well, if he wanted to step on him, he had to have the opportunity to do so.

Wang Yang was also a little stunned, this is so unscientific, this guy would come up with such a weird Shanghai couplet, but soon, Wang Yang came back to his senses, this is ancient times, and every new century Those couplets posted during the New Year's Eve are not about ambition, family reunion, or getting rich.

It's not as rich and colorful as in ancient times, and they like to use couplets to play word games, but fortunately, although classical Chinese is not a strong point of Wang Dacai, when it comes to flexibility, he is absolutely unparalleled in the world.

In addition, when I was practicing calligraphy in the past, I don’t know how many couplets I wrote. Well, what I pay attention to is symmetry and neatness, so it is perfect for practicing calligraphy.

Isn't it just that the character "ku" can be split into two characters, and the character "chai" can be split into two characters, and they can also rhyme? What's so difficult about this?
Wang Dacai put his hands on his back, and slowly paced the field, and that is comparable to a light brain, with an IQ of about 180... Well, that's the EQ of this guy, Uncle Wang's IQ is more than [-].

The waiting time was not long, but everyone held their breaths. It felt as if a century had passed before Wang Yang stopped in his tracks, raised his head, and couldn't help being taken aback.

(End of this chapter)