PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds I'm hanging on the wall

Chapter 898 Is It Bad To Be A Human?
In fact, from the beginning, Duan Zilang had no intention of taking His Highness Qiao Bilian to play games. Later, after Her Highness Qiao Bilian worked hard, he reluctantly agreed.

But now, when he heard His Highness Qiao Bilian's words so intentionally, he felt even more repelled in his heart.

"It's true that you want to take advantage of my popularity, but don't go too far!"

This is the real thought in Duan Zilang's heart. He is very unhappy and very unhappy.

However, as a top anchor in Huaguo, he can't break his promise. He just agreed to bring His Highness Qiao Bilian, so it is impossible to go back on his word.

Ever since, Duan Zilang's brain began to spin rapidly, thinking of a way.

Duan Zilang said in the live broadcast room: "A new game is about to start, brothers are all ready, count down to three... three, two, one, start."

With the word 'start' shouted out, Duan Zilang matched again.

The match is successful and the game begins.

But it's helpless, the probability of being matched with Duan Zilang is small, and now Qiao Bilian occupies another position, so there is still no match for fans.

The other two players who were matched were not even Chinese, but seemed to be two Japanese players.

"Hello there!"

Although they are foreigners, the two of them are quite enthusiastic. They greet Duan Zilang in Chinese that can be compared to a two-year-old child.

"Okay, you are paralyzed, get out, people who can't speak Chinese are not qualified to communicate with me."

For foreigners who can't even understand Jay Chou's "Nunchaku" in Chinese, Duan Zilang didn't even bother to answer, and directly angrily turned back.

I can't speak Chinese, so you are a dick.

"666... ​​The God of Waves is awesome..."

"Rangshen, what you are doing is wrong. After all, we are foreign friends. If you scold them in Chinese, will they understand? If you want to scold them, scold them in Japanese too!"

"Langshen also wants to curse in Japanese, but Langshen's Japanese proficiency is probably limited to Yadiaodie, Kawaii, Ichiku... and others too!"

"It is estimated that the two foreign friends now look confused. They don't understand that Langshen is scolding them at all. They think that Langshen is questioning them, and they even say thank you."

"It's impossible to say thank you. I feel that it is very possible to say hello."

"Hmph, I don't like you hypocritical scumbags the most. You call others foreign friends while scolding them...I'm different from you. I just call them devils."

really……

After Duan Zilang finished cursing, the two Japanese players were really stupefied. With their Chinese level, they couldn't understand what Duan Zilang said.

However, they have always heard that Huaguo is a state of etiquette and is very hospitable, so they guessed that this should be a greeting to them.

"Thank you!"

"Hello there!"

Ever since, the two Japanese players, smiling, thanked them politely.

Faced with this situation, the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing wildly, not to mention how happy they were.

"What the hell, are these two players new weapons developed by Japan, and they plan to broadcast live on the Internet to make me laugh to death."

"Hey, my stomach hurts from laughing, these Japanese people are not willing to die!"

"No, I'm going to laugh in the toilet, I woke up my wife, and I'm going to kneel on the washboard again."

And Duan Zilang didn't expect this kind of effect. After smiling, he didn't block the two of them.

Originally he wanted to block it, but thinking that the two of them could bring so many jokes to the audience, he decided to keep it as atonement.

"Langshen, this is not good. The two of them are foreign friends after all. We can't treat them like this."

However, at this time, His Highness Qiao Bilian's voice came, with reproach in his tone.

"Oh, I see!"

Duan Zilang frowned when he heard the words, and became even more displeased with Qiao Bilian.

The Holy Mother Biao... No, she is not even a Holy Mother, she is just a pure bitch...

This kind of person treats people in his own country with a high attitude, but when he treats foreigners, he starts to kneel and lick in various ways.

The simplest example is that people in certain provinces and regions think about selling their ancestors all day long, and they keep making troubles all day long because of this. These people would rather be dogs for certain countries than Willing to be human.

Isn't it good to be a human being? You have to be a licking dog!

Another example is His Highness Qiao Bilian. People in their own country need to give him a gift of 10 yuan if they want to see his true face. But if they are foreigners, will they let them see him without paying?

bother!
Very annoying!

The countdown is over and everyone gets on the plane.

This time, the route departs from City Y, slopes downward at a 45-degree angle, passes through City P, and arrives at Port P.

If it was before, Duan Zilang would have chosen City P 90.00% of the time, but this time, he marked a spot at the police station outside City Y.

"Langshen, aren't we going to jump to P City this time?" Her Highness Qiao Bilian couldn't help asking when she saw the punctuation.

"There are a lot of players jumping to P City, and there are many water friends among them. In order to prevent the situation in the first game from happening, they don't jump to P City." Duan Zilang said lightly.

As soon as the voice fell, various voices came from the plane.

"Oh, that's right, Lang Shen is smart."

"Hey, Langshen, just catch it with your hands up, no matter where you dance, we will dance with you."

"Langshen, you can't escape our Wuzhi Mountain. As your fans, we regard killing you as our greatest honor."

Similar to the first game, Duan Zilang's team did not match fans, but in the same game, there were quite a few fans.

These fans have only one purpose, and that is to kill Duan Zilang.

His Highness Qiao Bilian originally wanted to tell Duan Zilang that there is nothing to be afraid of with her around, but seeing this situation, she had no choice but to give up.

When the plane arrived at the designated location, Duan Zilang parachuted, followed by His Royal Highness Qiao Bilian and two foreign friends, who also jumped.

Almost at the same time as Duan Zilang's team parachuted, more than 20 players jumped off the plane, obviously their target was Duan Zilang.

however……

As the altitude continued to drop, everyone noticed a problem. Duan Zilang did not fly to the police station, but to the wilderness south of the C-building in City Y.

It was a large wilderness area, and there were hardly any housing areas, and no weapons could be obtained.

"What's the situation, how did the wave god jump into the wilderness?"

"Brothers, shall we follow, or go to City Y to get weapons?"

"Needless to say, of course I followed, even with fists, I still have to kill Langshen once."

"Yes, my Beidou Shenquan is already hungry and thirsty. I want to punch Langshen in the head and ask him questions."

"The Beidou Shenquan is considered a dick, and my father's is the Tianma Meteor Fist... It's the fist that is as violent as raindrops."

"You are all so weak. In my opinion, your punches can only be regarded as small punches. Lao Tzu's is the palm of the hand, the kind that can kill people."

In this way, the more than 20 players who followed Jump Y City basically all chased towards the wilderness.

Seeing this situation, His Highness Qiao Bilian panicked and said, "Langshen, you made a mistake, you jumped wrong, we don't have weapons, and we are not the opponents of these fans."

Duan Zilang said coldly: "If you don't want to follow the dance, you can go to City Y, I didn't stop you."

Hearing this, His Highness Qiao Bilian felt a chill in her heart and felt that Duan Zilang was a little unhappy.

Of course she can abandon Duan Zilang and go to City Y, but she has a feeling that as long as she jumps to City Y by herself, Duan Zilang will definitely find an excuse not to take her to play.

What's more, her purpose is not to play games, but to rely on Duan Zilang's popularity to make herself popular. In this case, as long as she can follow Duan Zilang, she can dance anywhere.

After trying to understand this truth, she completely kept silent.

bang... bang... bang...

Immediately afterwards, as the parachute opened, all the players quickly fell to the ground.

When it landed, all the players surrounded Duan Zilang, apparently planning to kill Duan Zilang with their fists.

"Langshen, what should we do now?" His Highness Qiao Bilian asked.

"Why? Why are there so many people jumping into the wilderness with us?"

"This is too strange. With so many people, it is impossible for the four of us to win."

(In order to let some readers who do not understand Japanese understand, Confused automatically translated Japanese into Chinese, which is too difficult to translate.)
Duan Zilang couldn't understand the words of the two foreign friends, but he could understand His Royal Highness Qiao Bilian's words, and said directly: "Needless to say, of course I ran away!"

After saying that, in the eyes of His Highness Qiao Bilian and more than 1000 million viewers, Duan Zilang ran away.

PS: Chapter 1...

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