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Chapter 891 Husband
For how many days Duan Zilang didn't live broadcast, Humei was cheated by his fans.

It stands to reason that Humei is also a big anchor, and usually has more than 150 million fans during the live broadcast. Under normal circumstances, when fans of other anchors come to Humei’s live broadcast room to make trouble, these fans will fight hard to defend Humei.

But this time, Humei's fans just gave up, without even a slight desire to resist.

Duan Zilang has too many fans, so many that it makes people despair.

It's not even necessary for all of them to come over, as long as one tenth of the fans come over, Humei's fans will be overwhelmed.

"Ha ha……"

Duan Zilang couldn't help laughing when he heard Hu Mei blushing and telling the truth of the matter shyly.

He knew exactly who his fans were, and he could imagine in his mind how embarrassing it would be when Humei was broadcasting live.

But he also knows that his fans are not malicious, this is just their way of communication.

"stop laughing!"

Humei pinched Duan Zilang's arm, pouted angrily, and said, "I don't care, you have to broadcast live tonight anyway, dare to come in and take away all your fans, otherwise, I wouldn't dare It's live."

Duan Zilang avoided the pain for a while, then grinned and said: "I wanted to broadcast live at first, but seeing you like this, I suddenly don't want to broadcast live."

Humei immediately understood, and said angrily, "Okay, you want to see me embarrassing!"

Duan Zilang nodded and said, "That's right, the answer is correct."

Hearing this, Hu Mei refused to agree, she clenched her fists tightly and planned to threaten Duan Zilang.

But after thinking about it, she is a lady, how could she threaten others.

So she said in a delicate voice: "Brother Lang, don't do this, please, just broadcast live!"

What the hell!

In an instant, Duan Zilang felt that his whole body was crisp. This feeling is like a beautiful woman by your earlobe, coquettish to you with a nasal voice. Maybe the voice is not very loud, but it definitely reaches your soul directly and makes your whole body feel soft. The blood flow speeds up, the blood pressure suddenly rises, the heart beats faster, and the heart feels itchy.

If it weren't for the fact that the current situation doesn't allow it, and there are great restrictions on driving, it is estimated that Duan Zilang would turn the car around and go to a small hotel.

Don't ask what you're doing in a small hotel, it's definitely not learning from Lu Ziqiao and playing flying chess.

"Actually, it's not impossible to let me broadcast live, but I have a request." Duan Zilang swallowed and said to Humei.

"What's the request?" Tiger Girl asked with a smile.

"Call me husband." Duan Zilang said badly.

"you……"

When Humei heard this, her fair face blushed immediately, never expecting that Duan Zilang would make such a request.

These two words seem simple, but it is too difficult to really say them.

But after thinking about it again, she decided to compromise. After all, compared with the word 'husband', Duan Zilang's fans are too scary.

Besides, they were boyfriend and girlfriend, so it was okay to call her husband, and there was no one else in the car, so there was nothing embarrassing about the two of them.

"husband!"

Humei coughed, and called out quickly and perfunctorily.

"No, it's too perfunctory. Slow down."

Duan Zilang shook his head, not satisfied with Hu Mei this time.

"husband!"

"The speed of speech is slow, but it is too blunt. Be gentle."

"husband!"

"Tenderness is gentleness, but it has no emotion. Let's do it again."

"husband!"

"It still feels a little bit worse, but I can't tell what's wrong, or you can shout it several times in different tones."

"Duan Zilang, I warn you not to push yourself too far. I've called it so many times. There must be one that suits you, right?" Hu Mei was furious, clenched her fists, and waved at Duan Zilang.

She called her husband four times, and each time she revised it according to Duan Zilang's request, but she was still not satisfied.

At first, she thought it was her fault, but then she felt that it was Duan Zilang's intention, to make her call her husband more often.

"I really didn't make progress, but there is really no one that suits me. I really don't feel that much..." Duan Zilang seemed to have caught that feeling, paused and said: "I want that kind of coquettish, coquettish, gentle... ...Just like the voice when you begged me to start the live broadcast."

"That feeling?"

Humei thought about it for a while, and then she understood.

He spat hard in his heart, and then approached Duan Zilang's ear who was driving, his red lips parted slightly, and he said nasally: "Husband!"

Suddenly, Duan Zilang felt as if he had been struck by a bolt of lightning, his whole body was numb, and he almost couldn't hold himself back.

And to some shame, his body reacted.

This change was so obvious that Humei noticed it all at once, so she quickly withdrew her gaze and looked elsewhere.

Seeing this situation, Duan Zilang said seriously: "Sister Hu, if I told you that I have the ability to change any part of my body at will, would you believe me?"

Hu Mei glanced at Duan Zilang coquettishly, and spat, "Ah bah, I believe you, you big-headed ghost."

Duan Zilang said in a positive tone: "I didn't lie to you, it's true."

His second mid-level hacking ability is the rubber fruit ability, which can not only become bigger, but also longer. This is the basic operation.

Ugh!
It's so hard to be a straight man.

Humei said angrily, "Stop talking, you're driving, it's very dangerous."

Duan Zilang saw that Humei still didn't believe in him, so he didn't explain. Anyway, he is not a lustful person, "Since you called me husband, I will fulfill my promise to live broadcast tonight. An honest man is handsome."

"shameless!"

Hu Mei glanced at Duan Zilang, but a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

In about half an hour, Duan Zilang drove to Yida Plaza with Humei, and the two went shopping.

Originally, Duan Zilang thought that shopping with women was very tiring, but in fact, the situation was much better than he expected.

Except at the beginning, Humei chose two clothes, and then basically chose clothes for Duan Zilang.

"Humei, these are enough. I'm a man, why do I need so many clothes?" Duan Zilang didn't have high requirements for what to wear, but Humei bought him a lot of clothes in one go, which made him a little speechless.

"This is just a few clothes!"

While choosing clothes, Humei said with a smile: "You are an Asian sniper god now, and you are also a person with a head and a face. Your clothes were too casual before. I will buy you more today. Whether it is a competition or participating in the future event, I will make you the most beautiful boy in the audience."

"Even if I wear a beggar's outfit, I'm still the prettiest boy!"

Duan Zilang is still very confident about his appearance, but seeing Humei still choosing clothes for him, he had a headache and said: "But this is too much, not to mention that you have bought me a lot of clothes a while ago .”

Humei shook her head and said, "It's different, the seasons are changing now, so of course you have to buy clothes that change."

Duan Zilang said: "Okay!"

In this way, Humei bought a lot of clothes for Duan Zilang, and it was all her money.

Maybe it was because she didn't want others to think that she was with Duan Zilang for money. Hu Mei basically never spent Duan Zilang's money, and even Duan Zilang's various expenses were all paid by Hu Mei.

"Hey, we're boyfriend and girlfriend, but you never spend my money, it's all my money. I feel like if this continues, I'm going to be a bad guy!" Duan Zilang looked at Humei rushing to pay. Money, couldn't help but said.

"Hey, what's wrong with being a little boy, I'm willing to support you for the rest of my life." Hu Mei said with a smile.

Duan Zilang was completely speechless, and simply stopped talking.

Next, the two bought clothes, had a meal, and watched a movie... Except for going to a small hotel, they basically did everything other couples would do.

And when they returned to the villa after watching the movie, it was already eight o'clock in the evening.

"I'm so tired, wash up and go to bed!" Duan Zilang walked around with Humei for almost eight hours. Even though his body had been strengthened, he was still very tired and just wanted to take a bath and go to sleep.

"That can't be done. I will live broadcast later. In order to prevent your fans from disturbing me, you should go to the live broadcast immediately." Hu Mei pulled Duan Zilang and said.

"Okay, I'll go live!"

Duan Zilang had no choice but to turn on the computer to broadcast live.

PS: Chapter 4...and...

(End of this chapter)