PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds I'm hanging on the wall

Chapter 804 Supreme Luxury Treatment Package
Is Duan Zilang really too soft-hearted?

Of course not!
As a stingy... No, a good man who is good at housekeeping, Duan Zilang calculated everything clearly. At the Asian Invitational, he donated 200 million yuan, and later donated prizes worth 66 yuan. His total was about the same A loss of 260 million is 300 million when rounded up.

He was very distressed after losing so much money, so he must find a chance to earn it back!

As soon as he said this, Duan Zilang couldn't help but sigh with emotion. Han Dong is really his friend who is closer than his brother. Seeing that he lost so much money, he immediately came to send the money.

100 million, that is definitely not enough, lost 300 million, how can it be possible to give 100 million.

Ever since, our Duan Zilang asked for another 200 million without being greedy at all. He just wanted to recover some losses.

But obviously, Han Dong didn't have that much money, or only so much money in total.

"System, have you figured it out? The NASA club gave him a total of 300 million." Duan Zilang asked again in his heart.

"I've checked all his bank accounts. He has a total of 340 million, of which 300 million have just been transferred in." The system replied.

"Ma De, pretending to be poor even though he is rich, I really don't want to treat him." Duan Zilang cursed.

"Shameless!" the system said.

"Yes, this kind of person is shameless and unreasonable." Duan Zilang agreed.

"I'm scolding you!" the system added.

"..."

Duan Zilang was speechless for a while.

In order not to let this patient run away, Duan Zilang could only discount it, [-]% off, a conscience price.

You must be clear that when you see a doctor in a hospital, no hospital will give you a discount. If you like to watch it, you can watch it.

"This... ok!"

With a sad face, Han Dong said in his heart that he had lost a lot this time. He had been busy for so long, but in the end he only got 30.

Duan Zilang saw that Han Dong was writing a check, and quickly reminded him: "Don't make a mistake, it's not a 300% discount for 200 million, but a 180% discount for the remaining [-] million, which means you still need to give me [-] million. "

Han Dong said in his heart that another one hundred thousand was missing, and nodded in response: "Got it!"

After getting the check, Duan Zilang smiled with satisfaction. He could finally play the role of a miracle doctor who saves lives and heals the wounded.

Putting the check away, Duan Zilang took out a bottle of painkillers. After thinking about it, he finally poured out two pills and handed them to Han Dong.

"Two pills!" Han Dong had a surprised expression on his face.

"This time I will give you a supreme luxury treatment package, so lie down quickly!" Duan Zilang grinned.

In Han Dong's situation, let alone two painkillers, even half a pill can heal him completely.

That being the case, why did Duan Zilang give two pills?

In the final analysis, there is only one reason. Duan Zilang wants to vent, and everyone else needs to vent... Half a pill can completely heal, one pill can be used for 5 minutes, and two pills can be used for refreshment.

Moreover, in the eyes of Han Dong and the four bodyguards, the harder the beating, the better the healing effect. Han Dong was also happy with such a luxurious healing lineup.

There is no reason not to do something that everyone is happy with.

"Thank you, thank you so much!" Han Dong squeezed out a tear and said.

"Don't worry, as a genius doctor, this is what I should do." Duan Zilang pursed his lips and nodded vigorously, then looked at the others and said, "Which one of you wants to treat Manager Han?"

"Hmph, I don't want to treat him, this man is too bad!"

"Captain, you are too merciful. He offended us, yet you even gave him luxurious treatment."

"Whoever you want to go, go. Anyway, I won't go. This kind of man who stabs a knife in the back is too hateful."

However, something unexpected happened. Gu Liangxin, Murong Nan, and Xiaoyuzi were not willing to help with the treatment.

Seeing this scene, Duan Zilang smiled wryly in his heart. It could not be that these people really thought that there was some kind of shock treatment, so they were unwilling to help with treatment.

At this time, Han Dong looked at Duan Zilang with a begging look on his face, "Duan Zilang, they don't want to treat them, what should we do?"

"Don't worry, after taking your money, I will definitely give you a luxurious treatment!"

Duan Zilang felt that if he were a doctor, he would be a very good doctor, because he pays special attention to the mental health of his patients.

So, he said to Gu Liangxin and the others: "Don't mess around, do you want me to be a treacherous person? Since I promised to give him a luxurious treatment, I must give him a luxurious treatment. I'll come over here." He almost told a few people clearly, come quickly, there is no so-called shock therapy at all, he just wants you to vent.

When Gu Liangxin and the others heard the words, they were a little angry when they saw Duan Zilang, and they came forward reluctantly.

Seeing this scene, Han Dong looked at Duan Zilang again, just like those patients who are about to be pushed into the operating room look at the surgeon with pleading eyes.

Duan Zilang immediately understood, and shouted: "Cheer up, everyone, wait a minute, if anyone is lazy and doesn't work hard, I can't spare you, do you all understand?"

"I understand!"

Gu Liangxin and the others replied loudly reluctantly.

"Are you satisfied with this?" Duan Zilang looked at Han Dong and asked.

"Satisfied!" Han Dong nodded vigorously.

"This is what I should do." Duan Zilang said solemnly.

"Thank you!" Han Dong said gratefully.

At this moment, in Han Dong's heart, he had a new understanding of Duan Zilang.

It is true that Duan Zilang is a bit greedy for money, but you have to admit that he is a very trustworthy man. As long as he takes your money, he will not be perfunctory, but will take it seriously, even if he gets angry with his team members.

Afterwards, all the members of the MLGB team gave Han Dong a full range of luxury treatment. At the beginning, Gu Liangxin and the others were not very happy, but after playing it, they suddenly felt very refreshed, so they continued to increase the treatment. strength.

Originally, Han Dong was worried that Gu Liangxin and the others did not work hard, but as he felt the force of the blow getting stronger, he gradually felt relieved, and the screams became louder and louder.

In a word, pain is not happiness.

It was only when Gu Liangxin and the others were tired that they stopped. They looked out of breath, but they felt much happier.

"It's amazing, it's amazing, even the scar on my forehead is healed."

At this time, Han Dong stood up in shock, quickly checked his body, and found that even the injury on his forehead caused by kowtowing had healed, he couldn't help but be amazed.

"It's good that you are satisfied. If there is nothing else, we still have to rest and return to China tomorrow."

Duan Zilang glanced at the elated Han Dong, but couldn't help but sneered in his heart, secretly thinking that stupid young people are much happier.

"Then don't bother, bye!"

Anyway, now that the illness has been treated, Han Dong naturally doesn't want to have too much contact with Duan Zilang, and wishes to leave early.

"Bye-Bye!"

Duan Zilang said.

Immediately afterwards, Han Dong jumped away like a happy idiot.

Seeing Han Dong leave, Gu Liangxin couldn't help but walked up again at this moment, and asked, "Captain, I'm wondering why you gave him treatment? If it wasn't for your foresight, you would have donated the money earlier , our MLGB team is finished."

Murong Nan also said angrily: "Captain, if I were you, don't say give me 300 million, even if you give me 1000 million, I won't treat him, let him be a eunuch forever."

Xiaoyouzi nodded and said: "That's right, Brother Langshen, you are too soft-hearted. This kind of person really shouldn't be treated. Let him be a eunuch for the rest of his life."

Lin Ya didn't speak, as if she was thinking about something.

Duan Zilang smiled and glanced at several people, finally stopped on Xiaoyouzi, and asked, "Did I hit you when I was treating you?"

Xiaoyouzi thought for a while, then shook her head and said, "I was about to die at the time, I didn't know, but it shouldn't have happened!"

Duan Zilang continued to smile and said, "Yes, I didn't hit you!"

Faced with such a straightforward reminder from Duan Zilang, Murong Nan still didn't understand, and asked instead: "Captain, don't change the subject, what does your doctoring Xiaoyuzi have to do with Han Dong?"

Duan Zilang glanced at Murong Nan helplessly, and said to himself that it is so clear, can't you understand?
But just as she was about to explain, Lin Ya suddenly said: "What the captain means is that there is no strike therapy in this world."

Murong Nan thought for a while, but still shook his head and said, "If there is no blow therapy, how can Han Dong be cured?"

Lin Ya explained tirelessly: "As long as you take the captain's medicine, even if you don't fight, your body will heal."

At this moment, Murong Nan finally understood, and suddenly realized: "That is to say, he will recover if we beat him or not. We beat him just to vent."

Duan Zilang smiled without saying a word and nodded.

PS: Chapter 3...

(End of this chapter)