PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds I'm hanging on the wall
Chapter 770 Be good, listen to the chapter, lie down quickly
Chapter 770 Be good, be obedient, lie down quickly
No matter how stupid Han Dong was, he could hear the meaning of Duan Zilang's words at this time. The man in front of him not only wanted to heal half of the four bodyguards, but also healed half of himself.
At this moment, Han Dong wanted to cry in his heart, and wanted to slap himself. He just had a cramp in his brain, and he came up with such a bad idea.
Well now, originally he could be completely cured, but now Duan Zilang will only heal half of him.
"It's what you deserve! You've made your heart so vicious that you only thought of treating us halfway."
"It's really a stupid thing. You don't tell people that they may not think of it. You remind others that you can't live by yourself."
"This is called lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot, and now I have finally received retribution."
"Shuang... When I get better, I will beat you first."
When the four bodyguards heard Duan Zilang's words, they immediately felt extremely at ease.
Originally, Han Dong could be completely healed, but because he was too smart, he directly gave Duan Zilang an idea, and he also suffered.
Duan Zilang looked at Han Dong with a smile, and asked, "Friend, did I say something wrong?"
Han Dong smiled wryly and shook his head, "No... nothing wrong!"
Duan Zilang continued: "Since this is the case, then this matter is settled like this. I will give you five half of the treatment first. When you give me the remaining 100 million, I will continue to treat you. No problem, right?" !"
Han Dongdao: "No problem."
After saying this, Han Dong shed tears of regret.
If God gave him another chance to start over, he swore that he would never pretend to be smart again.
Duan Zilang looked at the five people lying on the ground, rolled up his sleeves, stretched his body, and asked, "You five, who will come first?"
Han Dong didn't want to talk anymore. At this moment, one of the four bodyguards asked, "Sir, is this place for treatment? Don't you need to go to the hospital?"
"Yes!"
Another bodyguard said: "We can feel that our condition is very serious and we need surgery."
The two bodyguards are not Chinese, so their Chinese is very blunt, but the meaning they want to express is still very clear.
The remaining two bodyguards may not speak Chinese very much, so they did not make any remarks, but it is not difficult to see from the nodding of their heads that their thoughts are the same as those of the previous two bodyguards.
Duan Zilang shook his head and said: "In your case, traditional medical methods can no longer treat you, and the method I use is the ancient Chinese healing secret technique, which is said to be created by Chiyou Demon Emperor, and it is the only one in the world. Method, except for me, no one else in the world knows how to do it. To be honest, if I hadn’t been friends with you, Manager Han, I wouldn’t have given you any treatment.”
The four bodyguards were not very good in Chinese, and Duan Zilang said so much in one breath. The four of them worked hard for a long time before they understood what Duan Zilang meant.
Immediately afterwards, the first bodyguard who asked the question asked, "Sir, can you tell us the name of the treatment you are using?"
This is a good opportunity to promote Huaxia's medical skills. Of course, Duan Zilang would not hide it. He immediately grinned and said, "The treatment method I use is called strike therapy...Have you seen Huaxia's kung fu movies?"
Hearing this, the four bodyguards nodded quickly and said: "Look, Xiaolian Li, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li are very good-looking, and Chinese kung fu is very powerful."
When Duan Zilang heard it, he didn't expect that the four of them had some "martial arts" foundation, so it was easy to fool, "In that case, then you should know the acupuncture points in Huaxia Kung Fu?"
The four bodyguards continued to nod.
"There are many acupoints in the human body, and these acupoints have their own functions. Uh... I won't explain them to you in detail." It's not that Duan Zilang didn't want to give an example, but he didn't even know it himself. Applying the ancient healing secret technique is to stimulate the potential of the human body by hitting the acupoints..."
Just like deceiving the doctor back then, Duan Zilang explained his so-called percussion therapy to everyone.
What?
what?
What?
so amazing!
And when Duan Zilang finished speaking, everyone present was stunned, including Murong Nan, Lin Ya, Gu Liangxin, only Xiaoyuzi believed it completely, and exclaimed how amazing.
"It can be treated like this? Why don't I know?"
Murong Nan frowned tightly. Others don't know acupuncture points, but she knows them very well.
But even so, she has never heard of the so-called percussion therapy!
The four bodyguards did not blindly believe in Duan Zilang, and one of the bodyguards asked: "Sir, are you sure you can treat people instead of beating them to death?"
Duan Zilang said sincerely: "Please believe me, I am a doctor, and I will definitely cure you."
Doctor shit!
You are obviously an internet anchor, e-sports player, when did you become a doctor?
The four bodyguards yelled in their hearts, but they kept smiling on their faces: "Sir, are there any protective measures? We are all a little scared."
Duan Zilang thought for a while, and took out a bottle of painkillers, which were exchanged from the game.
There are five pills in a bottle of painkillers. The pills are just like the capsules I usually take, and there is nothing special about them.
Duan Zilang found through experiments that taking the pills in the painkiller separately can also replenish energy... For example, a bottle of painkiller can replenish [-] points of energy, and then one painkiller can replenish [-] points of energy.
"Eat this."
Duan Zilang handed a pill to the bodyguard who had just spoken.
"Painkillers? Do they work?"
The bodyguard didn't dare to reach out to pick it up, hesitantly asked.
"Stop talking nonsense, eat it for me!"
Duan Zilang was furious. He hadn't eaten since the game ended, and he was going to beat someone up later, so he couldn't be more considerate.
Murong Nan took two steps forward, and looked at the bodyguard with burning eyes.
Feeling Murong Nan's gaze, the bodyguard trembled in fright, not daring to continue talking nonsense, and quickly took the painkiller and took it.
Strange to say, the painkiller melted in the mouth, and instantly transformed into a clear stream, spreading all over the body.
"This is not an ordinary painkiller, but I refined it using a secret technique. Next, as long as you cooperate with my strike therapy, you will soon be able to feel the magic of Chinese medicine."
As Duan Zilang said, he rolled up his sleeves again and walked up to the bodyguard.
"What...what are you doing?" Looking at Duan Zilang who was rolling up his sleeves, the bodyguard became inexplicably nervous.
"Strike therapy, to put it simply and understandably, is that I will beat you hard next." Duan Zilang showed a devilish smile on the corner of his mouth, and said, "Be good, be obedient, and lie down quickly!"
PS: Chapter 1...
(End of this chapter)
No matter how stupid Han Dong was, he could hear the meaning of Duan Zilang's words at this time. The man in front of him not only wanted to heal half of the four bodyguards, but also healed half of himself.
At this moment, Han Dong wanted to cry in his heart, and wanted to slap himself. He just had a cramp in his brain, and he came up with such a bad idea.
Well now, originally he could be completely cured, but now Duan Zilang will only heal half of him.
"It's what you deserve! You've made your heart so vicious that you only thought of treating us halfway."
"It's really a stupid thing. You don't tell people that they may not think of it. You remind others that you can't live by yourself."
"This is called lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot, and now I have finally received retribution."
"Shuang... When I get better, I will beat you first."
When the four bodyguards heard Duan Zilang's words, they immediately felt extremely at ease.
Originally, Han Dong could be completely healed, but because he was too smart, he directly gave Duan Zilang an idea, and he also suffered.
Duan Zilang looked at Han Dong with a smile, and asked, "Friend, did I say something wrong?"
Han Dong smiled wryly and shook his head, "No... nothing wrong!"
Duan Zilang continued: "Since this is the case, then this matter is settled like this. I will give you five half of the treatment first. When you give me the remaining 100 million, I will continue to treat you. No problem, right?" !"
Han Dongdao: "No problem."
After saying this, Han Dong shed tears of regret.
If God gave him another chance to start over, he swore that he would never pretend to be smart again.
Duan Zilang looked at the five people lying on the ground, rolled up his sleeves, stretched his body, and asked, "You five, who will come first?"
Han Dong didn't want to talk anymore. At this moment, one of the four bodyguards asked, "Sir, is this place for treatment? Don't you need to go to the hospital?"
"Yes!"
Another bodyguard said: "We can feel that our condition is very serious and we need surgery."
The two bodyguards are not Chinese, so their Chinese is very blunt, but the meaning they want to express is still very clear.
The remaining two bodyguards may not speak Chinese very much, so they did not make any remarks, but it is not difficult to see from the nodding of their heads that their thoughts are the same as those of the previous two bodyguards.
Duan Zilang shook his head and said: "In your case, traditional medical methods can no longer treat you, and the method I use is the ancient Chinese healing secret technique, which is said to be created by Chiyou Demon Emperor, and it is the only one in the world. Method, except for me, no one else in the world knows how to do it. To be honest, if I hadn’t been friends with you, Manager Han, I wouldn’t have given you any treatment.”
The four bodyguards were not very good in Chinese, and Duan Zilang said so much in one breath. The four of them worked hard for a long time before they understood what Duan Zilang meant.
Immediately afterwards, the first bodyguard who asked the question asked, "Sir, can you tell us the name of the treatment you are using?"
This is a good opportunity to promote Huaxia's medical skills. Of course, Duan Zilang would not hide it. He immediately grinned and said, "The treatment method I use is called strike therapy...Have you seen Huaxia's kung fu movies?"
Hearing this, the four bodyguards nodded quickly and said: "Look, Xiaolian Li, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li are very good-looking, and Chinese kung fu is very powerful."
When Duan Zilang heard it, he didn't expect that the four of them had some "martial arts" foundation, so it was easy to fool, "In that case, then you should know the acupuncture points in Huaxia Kung Fu?"
The four bodyguards continued to nod.
"There are many acupoints in the human body, and these acupoints have their own functions. Uh... I won't explain them to you in detail." It's not that Duan Zilang didn't want to give an example, but he didn't even know it himself. Applying the ancient healing secret technique is to stimulate the potential of the human body by hitting the acupoints..."
Just like deceiving the doctor back then, Duan Zilang explained his so-called percussion therapy to everyone.
What?
what?
What?
so amazing!
And when Duan Zilang finished speaking, everyone present was stunned, including Murong Nan, Lin Ya, Gu Liangxin, only Xiaoyuzi believed it completely, and exclaimed how amazing.
"It can be treated like this? Why don't I know?"
Murong Nan frowned tightly. Others don't know acupuncture points, but she knows them very well.
But even so, she has never heard of the so-called percussion therapy!
The four bodyguards did not blindly believe in Duan Zilang, and one of the bodyguards asked: "Sir, are you sure you can treat people instead of beating them to death?"
Duan Zilang said sincerely: "Please believe me, I am a doctor, and I will definitely cure you."
Doctor shit!
You are obviously an internet anchor, e-sports player, when did you become a doctor?
The four bodyguards yelled in their hearts, but they kept smiling on their faces: "Sir, are there any protective measures? We are all a little scared."
Duan Zilang thought for a while, and took out a bottle of painkillers, which were exchanged from the game.
There are five pills in a bottle of painkillers. The pills are just like the capsules I usually take, and there is nothing special about them.
Duan Zilang found through experiments that taking the pills in the painkiller separately can also replenish energy... For example, a bottle of painkiller can replenish [-] points of energy, and then one painkiller can replenish [-] points of energy.
"Eat this."
Duan Zilang handed a pill to the bodyguard who had just spoken.
"Painkillers? Do they work?"
The bodyguard didn't dare to reach out to pick it up, hesitantly asked.
"Stop talking nonsense, eat it for me!"
Duan Zilang was furious. He hadn't eaten since the game ended, and he was going to beat someone up later, so he couldn't be more considerate.
Murong Nan took two steps forward, and looked at the bodyguard with burning eyes.
Feeling Murong Nan's gaze, the bodyguard trembled in fright, not daring to continue talking nonsense, and quickly took the painkiller and took it.
Strange to say, the painkiller melted in the mouth, and instantly transformed into a clear stream, spreading all over the body.
"This is not an ordinary painkiller, but I refined it using a secret technique. Next, as long as you cooperate with my strike therapy, you will soon be able to feel the magic of Chinese medicine."
As Duan Zilang said, he rolled up his sleeves again and walked up to the bodyguard.
"What...what are you doing?" Looking at Duan Zilang who was rolling up his sleeves, the bodyguard became inexplicably nervous.
"Strike therapy, to put it simply and understandably, is that I will beat you hard next." Duan Zilang showed a devilish smile on the corner of his mouth, and said, "Be good, be obedient, and lie down quickly!"
PS: Chapter 1...
(End of this chapter)
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