PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds I'm hanging on the wall

Chapter 437 is still too young
When Duan Zilang saw these two words, he suddenly felt his body getting hot. He seemed to be able to imagine what a pleasant night it would be tonight.

"Would you like to take a shower first?"

Duan Zilang put down his phone, pinched his chin and thought for a while.

For this kind of thing, Duan Zilang is still a novice, but there are many policemen in island countries who have to take a shower before doing things.

"Let's wash it!" Duan Zilang quickly made a decision.

Of course, the reason why he took a shower was different from the male protagonists in those dirty island country pornographic movies. He wanted to make the whole process grand and ceremonial, and make the tiger girl feel that he valued her.

After thinking about this, Duan Zilang went to the bathroom and washed up.

After more than ten minutes, Duan Zilang felt that Humei should have arrived, so he walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel.

But when he returned to the bedroom, he found that Tiger Girl hadn't come over yet. This made him suspicious, wondering if Tiger Girl was lying to him again this time.

Duan Zilang thought about it, couldn't help picking up his phone, and wanted to send a message to Humei, telling her to come over quickly.

However, when Duan Zilang picked up his phone and wanted to contact Humei, he saw several messages from Humei. When he opened WeChat, Duan Zilang's eyes widened instantly.

This... this is too hot!

I saw some selfies of Tiger Girl on my phone. If they were just ordinary selfies, Duan Zilang would naturally not be so excited. After all, he was a man who had been baptized by a teacher from an island country, and his resistance was far superior to that of ordinary people.

But, these photos are so hot.

Humei was wearing a thin white hollowed-out pajamas. The pajamas were as thin as gauze. Through the pajamas, Humei's bumpy body could be vaguely seen... The only pity is that the key parts are covered, which is a pity.

But it's this faint feeling that attracts Duan Zilang even more, making his heart itch, as if there is a piece of fat meat in front of him, but he just can't eat it.

There are a total of ten selfies, and each one is wearing different clothes and pajamas. The only thing in common is that each one is very attractive, as if it was specially taken for him.

After looking at the ten selfies, Duan Zilang had already set up a tent on his bath towel, and he had the urge to try it out.

"This little fairy is quite good at playing." Duan Zilang licked his lips and said with a wicked smile.

however……

Duan Zilang waited and waited, but Humei just didn't come.

Just when the enthusiasm in his heart was about to cool down, Duan Zilang had no choice but to send a message and asked: "Baby, when will you come over? I almost went from waiting hard to waiting hard."

"Shameless!"

Humei first sent a scolding emoticon, and added two words.

Immediately afterwards, another message was sent: "I won't go!"

When Duan Zilang saw this, he immediately became unhappy and said, "Why don't you come over? We both agreed that I will take you to eat chicken three times, and you will sleep with me tonight."

"Yes, I promised to sleep with you, but I didn't promise to go to your room to sleep with you!" Tiger Girl sent a message in reply.

"What do you mean?" Duan Zilang suddenly felt bad.

"That is to say, I'll give you a few photos, and if you fall asleep looking at my photos, it's equivalent to me falling asleep with you." Humei explained.

"..."

Hearing this, Duan Zilang was completely speechless.

Can you stop playing like this?

Readers are waiting for the next exciting plot, but you don't come, this will cause dissatisfaction among many readers, and they will be scolded if they are confused.

Realizing the seriousness of the problem, Duan Zilang sent another message, "Humei, you are too perfunctory!"

The tiger girl first sent a smiley emoticon, and then sent a message, "How can this be perfunctory with you? I took these selfies specifically for you. Each one took a long time, and you are the only one." People have seen it, isn’t it beautiful?”

"Good-looking is not good-looking!" Duan Zilang paused, and said: "But compared to looking at your selfie, I want to do another thing!"

Humei asked, "What do you want to do?"

Duan Zilang hesitated for a moment and said: "I want to have a physical communication with you, more deeply and more thoroughly..."

Duan Zilang felt a little shy about the latter part, so he didn't say it directly. Anyway, he felt that what he wanted to express was clear enough that Humei could understand it.

About a minute later, Humei sent a message, "I just promised to sleep with you, but you actually want to sleep with me." Followed by an angry emoji.

What the hell!

Everyone is an adult, do you want to be so pure?

Also, is there any difference between falling asleep with you and sleeping with you?

Don't tell me that falling asleep with you is just sleeping, who cares about this... What I want is some exercise before going to bed, that's the most important thing.

"Don't use such ugly words like I want to sleep with you, okay?" Duan Zilang thought for a while, and then continued to explain: "Sleeping is mutual. When I sleep with you, you also sleep with me, let alone you are my girlfriend. It’s normal for me to want to sleep with you!”

"Hmph, man with a dirty mind, if you think like this, it will be even more impossible for me to pass by, bye." Humei sent a message.

"Don't be like this, how about you sleep on the bed and I sleep on the sofa?" Duan Zilang quickly sent a message, thinking of tricking the tiger girl first.

It's just that Humei obviously didn't want to talk to him anymore. After sending this message for a long time, Humei didn't reply a message.

Seeing this situation, Duan Zilang sent several messages in a row, but in the end, Hu Mei seemed determined and did not reply to him a single message.

"I understand. She was lying to me from the beginning. She didn't intend to come here at all."

Suddenly, Duan Zilang understood everything.

Humei said to him in an extremely seductive voice on purpose at that time, the purpose was to make him misunderstand, and agreed to come down and take her to play games.

Facts have proved that Hu Mei's method is very effective, and Duan Zilang was really fooled.

As for the conditions agreed before, Humei played a word game, anyway, she only said to accompany him to sleep, but she didn't say to accompany him to sleep.

In a word, Humei plotted against him from the very beginning.

Duan Zilang also thought about reasoning with Hu Mei, but in the end he found that he had nothing to say at all, because if interpreted literally, sleeping with him was just sleeping, and there was no other meaning... If he had to argue, Hu My sister's sentence is all your bad and obscene cranky thinking, and you can completely defeat him.

"Oh, I'm still too young!" Duan Zilang said with a sigh.

PS:Chapter 1...

(End of this chapter)