PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds I'm hanging on the wall

Chapter 343 You have a problem with your thinking

Originally, Chen Ayou and Murong Nan wanted to tease Duan Zilang, but when they heard this sentence, the expressions on their faces froze, as if they had endured a critical blow of [-] tons.

What happened to the single dog?
Should singles be discriminated against?
Who hasn’t evolved from being single? Aren’t you two just out of the ranks of singles? Why do you look down on us singles?
Chen Ayou was unconvinced and said: "Langshen, who said single dogs don't understand adult games? Have you never seen a pig running and never eaten meat?"

Murong Nan agreed: "That's right, I still look down on single dogs, believe it or not, I'll kill you."

"Uh... When talking about adult games, please don't use the word bite, I will misunderstand!" Duan Zilang was startled, and then said with a smirk.

Even if I'm an honest gentleman, even if I'm morally noble, even if I'm the captain...but when I should, I'll still be filthy.

"bite?!"

Murong Nan scratched her head, not wanting to understand Duan Zilang's meaning.

Isn't the attack method of a single dog just to bite?What is wrong with this?Could it be that there is something wrong with the captain's level of understanding? Do you want to explain it to him?

After reading this, Murong Nan really began to explain: "Captain, biting means attacking you with your mouth and teeth, don't you understand?"

Duan Zilang smiled badly and said, "In terms of using the mouth and teeth, the two are the same, but the damage caused is different... I can't explain this to you, and you will understand later. "

It was fine if Duan Zilang didn't say anything, but Murong Nan's curiosity was immediately aroused by what he said, and he hurriedly asked, "Captain, what exactly are you trying to say? Why am I becoming more and more confused the more I listen."

Gu Liangxin covered his face and thought to himself: "Captain, have you considered my feelings? I'm still a minor!"

It seems...tonight I have to close the door again, and study the knowledge of physical hygiene and the emergency treatment plan after being bitten by a dog.

"Xiao Nan, stop asking! This thing..."

Chen Ayou seemed to understand what it meant, and pulled Murong Nan, hesitant to speak.

"Didn't your teacher tell you when you were in elementary school, so you have to ask if you don't understand? Now I don't understand, so of course I have to ask." Murong Nan is an upright child. Although he has graduated from elementary school for a long time, he still holds Keep the teacher's words in your ears.

"No, this...what do you want me to say?"

Chen Ayou was also helpless towards Murong Nan, so he could only explain in Murong Nan's ear with some embarrassment.

Murong Nan, who was still full of confusion, after listening to Chen Ayou's words, his first reaction was to ask: "Is this okay? Will it not hurt?"

"You..." Chen Ayou was completely speechless, and said, "Should you be concerned about this issue?"

"It seems right!"

Murong Nan immediately came to his senses, glared at Duan Zilang, and said with contempt on his face: "Captain, I didn't expect you to be such a vulgar person, I am so disappointed."

After finishing speaking, Murong Nan went upstairs angrily and returned to her room.

However, when he left, Murong Nan's face was not full of anger, but more curious... as if he wanted to know something unknown.

"Oh, the speed is too fast, I'm a little motion sick, I'm going back to my room first." Chen Ayou sighed, followed Murong Nan, and left.

Undoubtedly, even she lost at this moment.

After Chen Ayou left, Gu Liangxin said to Duan Zilang, "I'm still a minor!" Immediately afterwards, he went to the training room and started the live broadcast.

During this period of time, Gu Liangxin especially likes to broadcast live broadcasts, and his skills are good, and he is also a member of Duan Zilang's team, so every time he broadcasts live, his popularity is around 100 million.

In Gu Liangxin's words, he was usually abused by the captain, but only during the live broadcast could he find the feeling of being a master.

"Duan Zilang, what happened to Ayou and Murong Nan? What did you mean by what you just said?" Hu Mei came up at this time, and she was full of puzzled expressions.

"You don't understand?" Duan Zilang was taken aback, he didn't expect that Humei didn't understand this.

"Do I need to understand?" Humei asked back.

"This one……"

Duan Zilang thought for a while, as if there was really no need to understand this thing.

However, the reason why he was so surprised was entirely because Humei is a beautiful anchor... and under normal circumstances, female anchors know something about dirty things. After all, they face so many audiences all day long. Still need to know something.

"What do you mean?" Humei asked.

"It's inconvenient to tell you. I'll let you demonstrate in person when I have a chance." Duan Zilang thought for a while and said with a serious expression.

"No, you have to tell me, or I'll ask Ayou, anyway, she will definitely tell me." Humei shook her head firmly, she didn't want Duan Zilang to hide anything from her.

"This... well, but you can't be angry after hearing this." Duan Zilang had no choice but to compromise. Anyway, as long as Humei asks, Chen Ayou will definitely tell her.

"Well, I promise you!" Humei nodded eagerly.

Immediately afterwards, Duan Zilang leaned into Humei's ear and explained in a low voice.

Humei, who was still full of curiosity, lost her smile while listening, her eyes widened, and her pretty face began to flush with disgust and disdain.

"Disgusting, stinky bastard, I... I'll ignore you, I'll go back too." As soon as Duan Zilang finished explaining, Humei wanted to leave in embarrassment.

"Let's go now!" Duan Zilang grabbed the tiger girl and said with a wicked smile on his face.

"You have a problem with your mind, I don't want to talk to you today." Humei said righteously.

Of course, Humei is not really angry, she just feels that what Duan Zilang said is too dirty. As a girlfriend who is correct-minded, gentle and virtuous, hardworking and beautiful, she will not allow her boyfriend to think like this dirty.

"Don't mind me, I want to invite you to my room to watch the stars tonight." Duan Zilang said.

"Do you think it's possible for me to go to your room to watch the stars with you after hearing what you just said?"

If Duan Zilang had invited her before, Humei would really have thought she was looking at the stars, but after hearing what Duan Zilang said just now, the originally romantic night watching the stars suddenly took on a different color.

If she goes, it may be that sheep go to wolf's mouth.

"If you feel that it is dangerous to go to my room, I can also go to your room!" Duan Zilang smiled slightly and said seriously: "I watched the sky at night and calculated with my fingers that there may be thunderstorms tonight. I can protect you when it thunders. you."

"I haven't been afraid of thunder since I was a child!" After saying this, Tiger Girl abandoned her jokes and went back to her room.

Duan Zilang looked at Humei who was leaving, and muttered: "According to the settings of novels and film and television works, the heroine is basically afraid of thunder. Why is my girlfriend so good that she is not afraid of thunder."

PS: Chapter 1 arrives...

(End of this chapter)