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Chapter 332 This Doesn't Match Your Stingy Temperament
Chapter 332 This Doesn't Match Your Stingy Temperament
Although what Chen Ayou said was very cryptic, the implication was obvious, your breasts are so small, do you need a bra?
This blow almost made Murong Nan vomit blood.
What about the good sisters?
Even if you treat me like a gunman, you still call me on me when we go shopping, and you even insult me for my small breasts.
What's the matter with my small breasts, the two of them are only this big, what can I do, as if who doesn't want them to grow up.
The more Murong Nan thought about it, the angrier he became. He glared at Chen Ayou angrily and said, "Smelly Ayou, what do you mean by saying this? Why don't I need it? Are you laughing at me for not having breasts?"
Chen Ayou glanced at Murong Nan's chest, shook his head and said, "I didn't laugh at you, I just said you don't need it."
"You still said that you are not laughing at me, why can you buy it, but I can't?" Murong Nan said angrily, thinking in his heart that Chen Ayou is too bad, just now he said that he didn't need it, but he even denied it.
"Didn't you buy several last time, and I feel that it doesn't matter whether you wear them or not. If you wear them, they will restrict their growth. I'm doing this for your own good." Chen Ayou said earnestly.
"Humph!"
Murong Nan snorted coldly, expressing that her aunt was still very angry.
However, in her mind, she was thinking about the authenticity of Chen Ayou's words. Could wearing a bra really restrict the growth of breasts?
After thinking about it, Murong Nan felt that this statement was very unreliable, he had never worn that thing before, why didn't they grow?
"..."
"..."
When Duan Zilang and Gu Liangxin heard the conversation between Chen Ayou and Murong Nan, they buried their heads deeply and continued to eat.
It's true that these women, to openly discuss such a blunt thing in front of a big man and a minor, is really... too dirty.
"Captain, I'm so supportive, can you raise your head?" Gu Liangxin looked at Duan Zilang, and conveyed what he wanted to say with his eyes. He wanted to cry very much now. The last time it was because the two of them talked about this matter, he only wanted to talk about it. I can eat with my head down, this time again.
I'm still a minor, eating too much is bad for my health!
"Be patient, it will be fine in a while." Duan Zilang said with his eyes.
"Okay!" Gu Liang said in his heart.
Murong Nan was obviously no match for Chen Ayou when it came to quarreling. After a few rounds, he was rendered speechless.
At this time, Duan Zilang raised his head and said: "Xiao Nan, don't be angry, Ayou is just explaining a fact... What's more, I think yours is not small, at least...at least bigger than Gu Liangxin's."
"Captain, you bullied me too!" Murong Nan looked like he was about to cry.
"I didn't!" Duan Zilang felt that he had been wronged.
He swore that his original intention was to comfort Murong Nan, not to bury her on purpose.
However, when he said the words out of his mouth, he found that he couldn't find a woman with smaller breasts than Murong Nan after searching for a long time. In desperation, he could only compare with Gu Liangxin.
In the end, I didn't expect that my well-meaning words would be misunderstood... Sigh... It's so difficult to be a considerate team leader!
At this point, the fat god is still comfortable. The team members are all big men, so there is no such problem at all... It's not like his own team training base, where there are several beautiful women, which is really annoying.
"Xiao Nan, your captain was joking with you just now, don't worry about it." While comforting Murong Nan, Humei stretched her jade hand from under the table to Duan Zilang's waist, and twisted it hard.
Duan Zilang was in pain, and looked at Hu Mei resentfully, his face full of grievances.
Humei, who originally blamed Duan Zilang for her nonsense, almost couldn't help laughing when she saw the man's appearance.
"Will you take me shopping?" Murong Nan asked.
"Of course I brought you with me. If your captain pays for the money you bought, it should be considered compensation for you." Humei said.
"The captain is so stingy, is he willing to pay?" Murong Nan asked.
"I..." Duan Zilang was speechless. In order to prove that he was not stingy, he took out a card and patted it on the table. He said generously, "Spend whatever you want!"
"Is there money on this card?"
When Murong Nan saw the boldness of his team captain, his first reaction was that the card in front of him had no money, and the captain was pretending to be generous.
When Gu Liangxin saw this scene, he admired Duan Zilang even more, and thought to himself: "The captain lived in a cheap rental house before, how could he have money on him, a few thousand yuan in the card at most would be good... But it's just these few Thousands of dollars, the captain can actually throw out millions of momentum, this trick of bluffing is wonderful, and I learned another trick."
On the day Duan Zilang moved, Gu Liangxin went to help. Seeing the rented house, and Duan Zilang's usual digging and searching, he decided in his heart that his captain was poor.
How much money can I have in my poor card? A few thousand yuan is already very good. I may make a lot of money during the live broadcast, but the settlement method of the platform is not once a month. It takes several months to get the money.
"Xiao Nan, I don't like to hear you say that. Do you think I will take out the card that has no money?" Duan Zilang was upset. There are more than 1000 million in the card, how could there be no money.
"Captain, I appreciate your kindness, but don't pretend to be rich, it doesn't match your stingy temperament." Murong Nan said.
Depend on!
What is a stingy temperament!
I am carrying forward the excellent quality of China's frugality, okay?
"It's really rich in it! It's more than 1000 million!" Duan Zilang had no choice but to say the approximate number in the card.
Hearing this, the others were startled, and then laughed.
Gu Liangxin said: "Captain, you are bragging a bit too much. You say that tens of thousands of dollars are reasonable, but more than 1000 million is a bit of a fantasy."
Murong Nan said: "Temperament, temperament, don't forget your stingy temperament, your temperament does not match the balance in your card."
Chen Ayou said: "Langshen, in fact, according to your current popularity, you will soon have 1000 million in the card, don't be too anxious... Let's put the card away and try to blow as little as possible in the future."
Humei said: "It doesn't matter if you have 1000 million in your card or not, I still like you. At worst, I will support you in the future."
Obviously, the four people told Duan Zilang that there were more than 1000 million things in the card, and they didn't believe it at all.
Faced with this situation, Duan Zilang was also in a hurry. It would be fine if he didn’t have that much money in his card. The important thing is that he really has that much money in his card... Now to be honest, no one believes it. Woolen cloth?
Duan Zilang thought about it, and suddenly remembered that there was a text message when withdrawing cash in the phone, so he immediately took out the phone, found the text message and showed it to others.
"Look, I have so much money in my card!"
Several people were still skeptical at first, but when they took Duan Zilang's cell phone and looked at it, everyone was shocked.
"Fuck, captain, you are an invisible local tyrant! Quickly stretch out your legs, I want to hug your thighs."
"I'll be good, it's more than 300 million, doesn't it match your stingy temperament?"
"Langshen, have you robbed a bank!"
"Wow……"
PS: Chapter 2 arrives...
(End of this chapter)
Although what Chen Ayou said was very cryptic, the implication was obvious, your breasts are so small, do you need a bra?
This blow almost made Murong Nan vomit blood.
What about the good sisters?
Even if you treat me like a gunman, you still call me on me when we go shopping, and you even insult me for my small breasts.
What's the matter with my small breasts, the two of them are only this big, what can I do, as if who doesn't want them to grow up.
The more Murong Nan thought about it, the angrier he became. He glared at Chen Ayou angrily and said, "Smelly Ayou, what do you mean by saying this? Why don't I need it? Are you laughing at me for not having breasts?"
Chen Ayou glanced at Murong Nan's chest, shook his head and said, "I didn't laugh at you, I just said you don't need it."
"You still said that you are not laughing at me, why can you buy it, but I can't?" Murong Nan said angrily, thinking in his heart that Chen Ayou is too bad, just now he said that he didn't need it, but he even denied it.
"Didn't you buy several last time, and I feel that it doesn't matter whether you wear them or not. If you wear them, they will restrict their growth. I'm doing this for your own good." Chen Ayou said earnestly.
"Humph!"
Murong Nan snorted coldly, expressing that her aunt was still very angry.
However, in her mind, she was thinking about the authenticity of Chen Ayou's words. Could wearing a bra really restrict the growth of breasts?
After thinking about it, Murong Nan felt that this statement was very unreliable, he had never worn that thing before, why didn't they grow?
"..."
"..."
When Duan Zilang and Gu Liangxin heard the conversation between Chen Ayou and Murong Nan, they buried their heads deeply and continued to eat.
It's true that these women, to openly discuss such a blunt thing in front of a big man and a minor, is really... too dirty.
"Captain, I'm so supportive, can you raise your head?" Gu Liangxin looked at Duan Zilang, and conveyed what he wanted to say with his eyes. He wanted to cry very much now. The last time it was because the two of them talked about this matter, he only wanted to talk about it. I can eat with my head down, this time again.
I'm still a minor, eating too much is bad for my health!
"Be patient, it will be fine in a while." Duan Zilang said with his eyes.
"Okay!" Gu Liang said in his heart.
Murong Nan was obviously no match for Chen Ayou when it came to quarreling. After a few rounds, he was rendered speechless.
At this time, Duan Zilang raised his head and said: "Xiao Nan, don't be angry, Ayou is just explaining a fact... What's more, I think yours is not small, at least...at least bigger than Gu Liangxin's."
"Captain, you bullied me too!" Murong Nan looked like he was about to cry.
"I didn't!" Duan Zilang felt that he had been wronged.
He swore that his original intention was to comfort Murong Nan, not to bury her on purpose.
However, when he said the words out of his mouth, he found that he couldn't find a woman with smaller breasts than Murong Nan after searching for a long time. In desperation, he could only compare with Gu Liangxin.
In the end, I didn't expect that my well-meaning words would be misunderstood... Sigh... It's so difficult to be a considerate team leader!
At this point, the fat god is still comfortable. The team members are all big men, so there is no such problem at all... It's not like his own team training base, where there are several beautiful women, which is really annoying.
"Xiao Nan, your captain was joking with you just now, don't worry about it." While comforting Murong Nan, Humei stretched her jade hand from under the table to Duan Zilang's waist, and twisted it hard.
Duan Zilang was in pain, and looked at Hu Mei resentfully, his face full of grievances.
Humei, who originally blamed Duan Zilang for her nonsense, almost couldn't help laughing when she saw the man's appearance.
"Will you take me shopping?" Murong Nan asked.
"Of course I brought you with me. If your captain pays for the money you bought, it should be considered compensation for you." Humei said.
"The captain is so stingy, is he willing to pay?" Murong Nan asked.
"I..." Duan Zilang was speechless. In order to prove that he was not stingy, he took out a card and patted it on the table. He said generously, "Spend whatever you want!"
"Is there money on this card?"
When Murong Nan saw the boldness of his team captain, his first reaction was that the card in front of him had no money, and the captain was pretending to be generous.
When Gu Liangxin saw this scene, he admired Duan Zilang even more, and thought to himself: "The captain lived in a cheap rental house before, how could he have money on him, a few thousand yuan in the card at most would be good... But it's just these few Thousands of dollars, the captain can actually throw out millions of momentum, this trick of bluffing is wonderful, and I learned another trick."
On the day Duan Zilang moved, Gu Liangxin went to help. Seeing the rented house, and Duan Zilang's usual digging and searching, he decided in his heart that his captain was poor.
How much money can I have in my poor card? A few thousand yuan is already very good. I may make a lot of money during the live broadcast, but the settlement method of the platform is not once a month. It takes several months to get the money.
"Xiao Nan, I don't like to hear you say that. Do you think I will take out the card that has no money?" Duan Zilang was upset. There are more than 1000 million in the card, how could there be no money.
"Captain, I appreciate your kindness, but don't pretend to be rich, it doesn't match your stingy temperament." Murong Nan said.
Depend on!
What is a stingy temperament!
I am carrying forward the excellent quality of China's frugality, okay?
"It's really rich in it! It's more than 1000 million!" Duan Zilang had no choice but to say the approximate number in the card.
Hearing this, the others were startled, and then laughed.
Gu Liangxin said: "Captain, you are bragging a bit too much. You say that tens of thousands of dollars are reasonable, but more than 1000 million is a bit of a fantasy."
Murong Nan said: "Temperament, temperament, don't forget your stingy temperament, your temperament does not match the balance in your card."
Chen Ayou said: "Langshen, in fact, according to your current popularity, you will soon have 1000 million in the card, don't be too anxious... Let's put the card away and try to blow as little as possible in the future."
Humei said: "It doesn't matter if you have 1000 million in your card or not, I still like you. At worst, I will support you in the future."
Obviously, the four people told Duan Zilang that there were more than 1000 million things in the card, and they didn't believe it at all.
Faced with this situation, Duan Zilang was also in a hurry. It would be fine if he didn’t have that much money in his card. The important thing is that he really has that much money in his card... Now to be honest, no one believes it. Woolen cloth?
Duan Zilang thought about it, and suddenly remembered that there was a text message when withdrawing cash in the phone, so he immediately took out the phone, found the text message and showed it to others.
"Look, I have so much money in my card!"
Several people were still skeptical at first, but when they took Duan Zilang's cell phone and looked at it, everyone was shocked.
"Fuck, captain, you are an invisible local tyrant! Quickly stretch out your legs, I want to hug your thighs."
"I'll be good, it's more than 300 million, doesn't it match your stingy temperament?"
"Langshen, have you robbed a bank!"
"Wow……"
PS: Chapter 2 arrives...
(End of this chapter)
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