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Chapter 1599 Your sword wants to see you take a bath

Chapter 1599 Your sword wants to see you take a bath
The voice sounded like a child, a little boy.

No need to guess, it is clear that the owner of this voice is Lei Jian.

"Say you're paralyzed, I'm going to destroy you today." Duan Zilang wasn't polite at all, since it wasn't his own weapon anyway, he said sharply, "Talk to you well at first, and you dragged me down, now I don't want to talk to you anymore , simply destroy you."

"Don't, don't, don't... if you destroy me, the Emei Sect will fight you forever." Lei Jian was startled and said quickly.

"Do you think I'm afraid of the Emei faction?" Duan Zilang snorted coldly, and said, "Furthermore, you are just a weapon, and a weapon that can be destroyed is not top-notch. In the worst case, I will compensate the Emei Sect for a few weapons and let them practice them into magic weapons."

The Tianlei Twin Swords have a high status in the Emei Sect, and it is precisely because of this that these two swords always have a sense of superiority.

In the movie, when Lian Xing got the Thunder Sword, all the swords flew together, as if welcoming the king.

Just because everyone is used to it, it is difficult to tame them. Whether they are obedient or not depends on their mood.

But they never thought that they would meet such a person and completely ignore them.

"It's okay for me to give in to the head office. Whatever you say is what you say." Lei Jian didn't want to be destroyed, so he said.

"No, I'm not happy." Duan Zilang said.

"Brother, how can you let me go, as long as you give me a way to survive, I will listen to you." Lei Jian said.

"That's what you said." Duan Zilang smiled in his heart, and said, "Go and get Tianjian done, and make her obedient."

"Brother, this difficulty is a bit high." Lei Jian said hesitantly.

"Are you a henpecker?" Duan Zilang was startled. He didn't expect to have a henpecked weapon.

"What kind of strict wife control? Don't talk nonsense, okay, Tianjian is my brother." Lei Jian said.

"Your brother!"

Duan Zilang was completely shocked. He always thought that Tian Jian and Lei Jian were husband and wife.

In fact, it is not surprising to have this kind of thinking. After all, anyone who has watched the movie knows that whether it is a real person with long eyebrows or a user, there is one man and one woman.

Especially when Master Changmei was teaching Changkong Wuji and Li Yingqi, he specifically told them that the Heavenly Sword and the Thunder Sword are yin and yang, and they must be in sync with each other.

It is conceivable that the two swords are a man and a woman, and they are basically lovers. The two swords are one yin and the other yang... When combined, it is natural to think that the two swords are lovers.

"But...it's not a little bit of consonance, men and women are matched, and work is not tiring...It is because of this that the combination of your two swords makes you so powerful." Duan Zilang said.

"Brother, brothers are of one heart, and their strength can cut through gold... What kind of men and women match, work is not tiring." Lei Jian said for a while, speechless.

"Even so, you can still convince your brother!" Duan Zilang said.

"No, Tianjian is suffering from depression, he can't listen to what I say." Lei Jian said.

"Depression... What the hell are you..." Duan Zilang was shown again. Before, he only thought that the two swords were alive, but he never thought that one of them had depression.

Depression is quite difficult to deal with. Patients with severe illness are not afraid of being life-threatening at all, because they want to die very much.

The existence of Tianjian can be traced back to the place where the Emei Sect was established, and it has existed for many years.

Therefore, it can be basically concluded that Tianjian's depression has reached a serious level.

Imagine that if you threatened Tianjian's life, Tianjian's party would probably say to you, "Thank you."

"Can I ask why Tianjian suffers from depression?" Duan Zilang asked wonderingly, always puzzled by Yijian suffering from depression.

"This... I'm too embarrassed to talk about it!" Lei Jian said hesitantly.

"It's okay, anyway, it's Tianjian who suffers from depression, there's nothing embarrassing about saying bad things about others behind their backs." Duan Zilang said bewitchingly, but in fact he also had some gossip.

"Right!"

If Lei Jian had eyes, his eyes would have been shining, and he said, "The cause of Tianjian's depression is related to women."

Duan Zilang exclaimed and asked: "Tianjian fell in love with a woman? Fuck, this is no different from a person falling in love with a dog, a forbidden love that crosses races."

Hearing this, Lei Jian shook his head and said: "Actually, Tianjian is not in love with a woman, he just wants to see her body."

Without waiting for Duan Zilang to ask, Lei Jian explained: "Maybe it's because the first generation owner was a woman. Every generation of Tianjian's owner is a woman. At first, there was no problem with Tianjian. Later, the two of us chatted. Something went wrong."

"What are you talking about?" Duan Zilang asked.

"We are talking about bathing!" Lei Jian said: "My master is a man, and he is the kind of careless person. Every time he takes a bath, he directly takes me in to wash with him. But the master of Tianjian is a woman, and women are very carefree about things. I cherish it more, so every time I take a bath, I will hang him up, and as time goes by..."

There is no need for Lei Jian to say the next words, Duan Zilang will understand.

To put it simply, curiosity killed the cat.

Precisely because he couldn't see him, Tianjian wanted to see him more. If he was a human being, he couldn't find an adult movie.

But Tianjian is not a human being, and there is no internet in this world, so curiosity keeps accumulating.

It must be clear that the Heavenly Sword and the Thunder Sword have been around for thousands of years, and the curiosity of thousands of years is enough to make him depressed.

"Oh, I'm going, don't I just want to see a woman's body, this is too simple." Duan Zilang said casually, there are a lot of study materials in his mobile phone, "But you can guarantee that I have finished He can obey his wish."

"Eight or nine is not far from ten." Lei Jian said.

"Okay, if you can't figure it out, I will destroy you." Duan Zilang ended his conversation with Lei Jian.

At this time, Li Yingqi saw that Duan Zilang suddenly stopped talking. After waiting for a while, he finally couldn't help but speak.

"Senior, are you okay?" Li Yingqi asked.

"No...it's okay..." Duan Zilang said.

"Senior, what's the situation now, can you help us combine the heaven and the thunder?" Li Yingqi asked.

"It's basically done, but it's still a little bit close." Duan Zilang said hesitantly.

"What's more?"

Li Yingqi asked excitedly, and at the same time admired Duan Zilang in his heart. He never thought that Duan Zilang could actually do something that even their master couldn't handle.

Duan Zilang frowned and thought for a moment, organized his words, and said: "You may not believe it when you say it, but your Tianjian is actually a male. He wants to watch you take a bath. If you can take a bath, he will probably cooperate." .”

PS: Chapter 2...

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