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Chapter 1525 Fighting Grandma
When Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman heard this, they were stunned, especially Yan Chixia, who had never seen such a coquettish operation.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would never have believed that someone could scold the monster.

No, no one scolds monsters at all!

After all, as long as you can become a monster, you need at least hundreds of years of cultivation, and you are very powerful.

And if human beings have the strength to subdue demons and eliminate demons, their strength will naturally not be too bad. It can be said that any time to subdue demons and eliminate demons, the strength of both sides will not be too poor.

To put it simply, it is impossible for two masters to scold each other in a battle!
Whether it's Huashan Discussion of Swords, or the decisive battle against Guangmingding, or even the decisive battle against the Forbidden City...everyone has a reason, and if the reason doesn't make sense, then do it.

Even when Yan Chixia slays demons, she will first list out what is wrong with the other party before doing it.

Everyone is a master, even if you want to kill me, you must give me a reason to kill me!
However, Duan Zilang seemed to have no such concerns.

If you want to scold you, I will scold you. If you don't come out, I will keep scolding you.

And no matter how good-tempered grandma is, she can't be humiliated like this. After all, she is the boss. There are so many younger brothers under her. With younger brothers watching, if she doesn't get angry, she won't be able to save face.

What's more, grandma's temper is not bad at all.

"Ning Caichen, we are all respectable people, it seems not good for you to curse people like this." The Xiahou Swordsman looked at the ferocious and terrifying grandma standing in front of them, his legs were trembling and said: "Hurry up and apologize to me. Be more sincere... I have already asked you to apologize to this monster sir. You, sir, have a lot of..."

"There's so much nonsense, get out of here."

Duan Zilang saw that Xiahou swordsman was intimidated, and immediately kicked his ass, telling him to go away.

In fact, this is not to blame for Xiahou Swordsman. He can be very fierce when facing humans, but now he is facing monsters.

He was also afraid of seeing a monster for the first time, and it was such a terrifying and frightening monster, so he was inevitably a little scared.

"Don't doubt it, it's you I'm scolding, today I'm going to slay demons." Duan Zilang took out a frying pan and said.

"The ones I kill are all prodigal, guilty people. They are not good people..." Grandma said. In the movie, he didn't want to fight Yan Chixia, so he used this excuse.

"Stop, stop, stop..."

Duan Zilang interrupted his grandma and said, "I don't care who you kill, I'm not here to avenge them."

Grandma asked sharply, "Then why did you come here to cast down demons?"

Duan Zilang said: "To be honest, you may not believe it. I just learned spells today, and I plan to kill two monsters for fun."

"Uh-huh……"

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman kept nodding towards the bewildered grandma when they heard the words.

The two of them almost pointed at Duan Zilang and said, "This kid really thinks so, we can't even persuade him."

"Jie Jie...you are courting death!"

Grandma was originally a ferocious monster. Originally, he tried to avoid provoking human monks, but now that they are all coming to kill him, of course he won't bear it anymore.

With one mouth, a tongue like a conveyor belt stretched out, sweeping towards Duan Zilang.

"Hmph, I knew you weren't a good monster. Today I'm going to exterminate demons and defend the Tao, and I'll kill you, a monster." Duan Zilang snorted coldly, and said righteously.

"..."

Seeing this, Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman had nothing to say.

If they remember correctly, it seems that the thousand-year-old tree spirit they provoked, and the thousand-year-old tree spirit was angered, so it made a move.

In the end, when it came to the jokes, it turned into him subduing demons and eliminating demons... Does this count as fishing law enforcement?
Bang!
Facing the huge tongue, Duan Zilang waved the frying pan in his hand, like playing baseball, and swung it out directly.

After a muffled sound, grandma's tongue was directly beaten back.

Of course, although Duan Zilang's strength is great, grandma's tongue is also huge. At most, the tongue was only knocked away a few meters away, and then returned immediately.

"Prajna Paramita!"

Seeing this, Yan Chixia quickly realized, moved the true energy in her body, a halo rose from the Xuanyuan sword, and she slashed down with her sword.

The grandma couldn't dodge in time, her tongue was directly cut with a gap, and a sticky green liquid sprayed out, which looked very disgusting.

"Ning Caichen, you're being hasty!" Yan Chixia said, "Your weapons are very strong, but grandma is a thousand-year-old dryad, so blunt weapons can't do enough damage."

"It's simple, I can just change the shape of the weapon." Duan Zilang said disapprovingly.

"How to change?" Yan Chixia asked suspiciously.

"Help me resist first, and you will understand immediately." Duan Zilang said.

"it is good!"

Yan Chixia said, waving the Xuanyuan Sword, and rushed forward.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Duan Zilang quickly put away the pan and took out a machete.

Machetes have the same function as frying pans, both have the property of being indestructible.

"It's turned into a knife, can your weapon change shape?" Yan Chixia asked in surprise.

"Of course, this is a weapon used by gods." Duan Zilang said perfunctorily, and at the same time shouted: "Prajnaparamita!"

The moment the formula was read out, the real energy in Duan Zilang's body became very active, and a large amount poured into the machete, forming a machete more than ten meters long.

Although it is not as huge as a 40-meter broadsword in size, its power definitely surpasses a broadsword formed with true energy.

puff……

Duan Zilang first performed lightness kung fu, and suddenly he came to the tongue, and slashed down with the machete in his hand, splitting the tongue into two pieces.

The cut part fell to the ground, and the rest was taken back by grandma, but it is not difficult to see from the green liquid at the corner of grandma's mouth that he has been injured.

"Dididi... Congratulations to the host for getting a thousand points..."

"Dididi... Congratulations to the host for getting a camouflage card..."

"Beep beep beep... Congratulations to the host for getting an intermediate plug-in fragment..."

Just when Duan Zilang was about to take advantage of the victory and pursue it, a system notification suddenly sounded in his ears.

Duan Zilang, who heard the prompt, was stunned on the spot. He didn't seem to have killed his grandma, so why did he get the reward?
Is it...

Duan Zilang's eyes suddenly shone with excitement.

If you don't kill grandma, you only need to injure him once to get points, so he doesn't need to kill grandma at all.

As long as he is caught, if there is nothing to do, he can cut a few knives, wouldn't it be easy to get points.

"I am going to kill you!"

Grandma probably got hurt for the first time, so she became furious immediately. She raised her hands suddenly, and the surrounding flowers, plants and trees turned into vines and began to wrap around.

As a thousand-year-old tree spirit, grandma still has a lot of methods, and the tongue is only one of his methods. He can also control plants to fight.

"No, this monster is angry. Be careful not to get trapped." Upon seeing this, Yan Chixia quickly reminded Duan Zilang and Xiahou Swordsman to be careful, and then he chanted the magic formula again, "The world is infinite, the universe is intertwined. Fa, the dragon roars to the sky, and thousands of swords fly together!"

shhhhhh...

The Xuanyuan Sword in Yan Chixia's hand immediately hovered in mid-air and began to split continuously.

One becomes two, two becomes four, four becomes eight... After a while, a large number of flying swords appeared.

"go with!"

Yan Chixia controlled Feijian and began to attack her grandma.

However, in the face of so many flying swords, grandma didn't fight head-on at all, and chose to hide directly.

And when those flying swords hit the ground, a huge hole was directly blasted out, which shows how terrifying the flying sword's power is.

rustle……

Grandma still controlled the cane, and swept towards the three of them like snakes.

"Sword Returns to Promise!"

As expected of a person who often casts down demons, Yan Chixia didn't panic when facing her grandma who had escaped into the ground, but controlled the flying sword to fall around the three of them, forming a sword circle.

Although on the surface, this is just a flying sword, but Duan Zilang can feel that there is energy in every flying sword.

This sword circle is equivalent to a small formation.

And when those vines got to the side of the sword circle, they would be cut off by the energy just as they were about to get in. The three of them were considered safe for the time being.

Seeing that he couldn't enter the sword circle, those vines began to surround him from all directions. After a while, the entire sword circle was surrounded by dense vines.

"Ning Caichen, you have been stunned, please help me quickly." Yan Chixia sat down cross-legged and struggled to maintain the sword circle.

"Uh... If I said that I only learned the formula of Prajna Paramita and haven't learned the following formulas, would you believe me?" Duan Zilangchi asked.

PS: Chapter 5...

(End of this chapter)