PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds I'm hanging on the wall

Chapter 1465 What a Smart Phone
Duan Zilang took Humei into his arms heartily, and sucked the sweetness from the woman's mouth vigorously. As for the two light bulbs, he presumed he hadn't seen them.

This kiss lasted for several minutes, directly kissing Humei until she felt a little dizzy, with a shy expression on her face.

If there is no one around, Humei will naturally let go, the key is Murong Nan and Lin Ya are beside her.

Out of the corner of her eye, she even saw the general with half of his head sticking out from the stairs.

This feeling of giving people a live broadcast made her feel embarrassed.

And Duan Zilang could feel that, being kissed by him like this, Humei's anger was reduced a lot, and it was not so violent.

woman!
When they are angry, don't worry about anything, hug and kiss, and guarantee that all problems will be solved.

Don't believe it... Generally, in such a situation, there will be two situations. One is to stop being angry like Humei.

But there is another kind, that is breaking up.

Whether it's Tiger Girl, or breaking up, the problem has been solved.

"Oh, what are you doing? My mouth is swollen from your kisses." Tiger Girl seemed to be complaining, but in fact her voice was full of coquettishness.

"I'm sorry, I've been a little busy these days, so I didn't answer your call." Duan Zilang looked at Humei affectionately. If it was a cartoon, Duan Zilang's image would be shining brightly.

"What are you busy with?" Humei couldn't help asking.

"Many things, such as my cultivation has broken through a big realm, and I even got a smartphone." Duan Zilang said.

"Cultivation breakthrough, smartphone?" Humei asked with question marks all over her face.

Cultivation breakthrough is easy to understand. After all, she has also been exposed to cultivation, and she is no stranger to the breakthrough of warriors.

But what the hell is this smartphone?

You are not Jobs, why did you build a smartphone.

"Damn it, I'm going to give you a flying drill, Captain, you broke through again?"

However, just when Humei wanted to ask about the situation of her mobile phone, Murong Nan exclaimed.

Immediately afterwards, she wanted to look at Duan Zilang like a monster, wishing she could take him to the laboratory for dissection.

"Xiao Nan, isn't it just a breakthrough? Why are you so surprised?" Humei was very puzzled, she often breaks through!
"Sister, do you think the captain is the same as you?" Murong Nan said: "The captain was in the extraordinary realm before, and if he breaks through, he will be in the extraordinary martial realm. Do you know what the extraordinary martial realm is? Our Murong family has the youngest in the extraordinary martial realm. One of them is also an old man, and warriors of this realm are the real top masters among warriors."

"Although I don't understand it very well, it seems to be very powerful." Humei said.

"It's not just powerful, the captain is a pervert. Come here, and I'll explain to you how the captain is perverted." Murong Nan said excitedly.

"okay!"

Duan Zilang interrupted Murong Nan's words, and said: "Those who know know that you are praising me, but those who don't know think I'm a pervert."

Murong Nan muttered, "You are a pervert."

Just after saying this, she noticed Duan Zilang's cold gaze, and immediately closed her mouth obediently.

And Humei didn't know much about cultivation, so she didn't continue to ask, but asked curiously: "Duan Zilang, what's the situation with the smartphone you just mentioned?"

"A true smartphone, so awesome!" Duan Zilang said.

In the future, it is obviously impossible to hide the existence of Xiaolang from other people. Instead of explaining it at that time, it is better to take the initiative to explain it.

Of course, he wouldn't tell the fact that Xiaolang was made by Iron Man, after all, no one would believe it even if he told it.

Soon, Duan Zilang took Xiaolang down from upstairs.

Although the charging time of Xiaolang is not long, it has also charged 30.00% of the electricity. If it is fully charged, it is estimated that half an hour is enough.

"This is the smart phone you mentioned, it's very common!" Humei said, looking at the phone.

"I also feel it's very ordinary. It doesn't seem like a brand-name product, just a brand-name product?" Murong Nan followed.

"The captain just said it was a smart phone, so this phone should be looking at the system!" Lin Ya thought for a while and said.

"Ya'er is still smart. Let me show you an intelligent system that is [-] times smarter than Tmall Elf." Duan Zilang praised Lin Ya, and then ordered: "Xiaolang, turn it on."

After the voice fell, the screen of the mobile phone began to light up, and it took only a few seconds to complete the boot.

In fact, Xiaolang can completely turn on the machine in one second, but that is too scary, so keep a low profile.

"Smart butler Xiaolang is at your service."

According to Duan Zilang's request, Xiaolang should act as mentally retarded as possible, otherwise his IQ would explode, worrying that the three girls would not be able to bear it.

"Xiaolang, introduce yourself." Duan Zilang said.

"Hi, I'm Xiaolang. I'm a newly developed smart housekeeper. If you have any questions, you can ask Xiaolang. Xiaolang knows everything and will do his best to serve you." Xiaolang downloaded some things from the Internet and copied them. come out.

"Then what will you do?" Duan Zilang asked.

"Xiaolang knows many things, such as waking up the owner, checking the weather, shopping online..." Xiaolang replied.

Duan Zilang and Xiaolang asked and answered, talking.

During this period, Duan Zilang asked many questions, and Xiaolang answered them very well.

"How is it? Is my smartphone awesome?" Duan Zilang asked with a little show off.

"Uh... Captain, do you want to tell the truth?" Murong Nan asked hesitantly.

"Of course we have to tell the truth!" Duan Zilang said.

"Actually...not so bad..."

Murong Nan said: "The questions you ask, you just need to set them up in advance. Many smart products can do it now. It's nothing special."

Hearing this, Duan Zilang looked at Hu Mei and Lin Ya.

Although the two didn't answer directly, they both nodded.

Seeing this situation, Duan Zilang curled his lips and said, "Are all the electronic products so advanced now? Or is it that your acting is not good enough to make them think you are low-level?"

When the three girls heard this, they thought Duan Zilang was talking to them, but it didn't sound like it.

Just as they were about to ask, the smartphone spoke.

"Today's electronic products are so advanced that they just set up the questions, and they don't have any intelligence at all." Xiaolang replied.

"That's because your acting skills are not good, you played yourself too lowly." Duan Zilang said.

"It was you who told me to be low-level. If I was too high-level, it would scare the three of them, and they didn't believe that I was an intelligent system, which just proved that my acting skills are very good." Xiaolang said.

Since the three women didn't believe it, Xiao Lang was simply not allowed to play Duan Zilang, and the two were having a dialogue on a higher level.

The three Humei were indeed taken aback when they saw the situation in front of them, because they could all feel that smartphones were completely different from those so-called voice assistants and electronic elves.

At best, those products can only be regarded as voice search engines, plus some common problems... But the smartphone in front of him can communicate with Duan Zilang at will.

"My dear, your phone is so awesome, he can chat with you, does he really have intelligence?" Murong Nan asked in surprise.

"You can ask him yourself." Duan Zilang smiled slightly.

"Xiaolang, right? Let me ask you, do you really have intelligence?" Murong Nan asked.

"Of course, I have a very high IQ." Xiaolang replied.

"Then let me ask you, am I pretty?" Murong Nan asked.

"According to human aesthetics, you are indeed a beauty, but you have a fatal flaw, which prevents you from becoming a top beauty." Xiaolang said.

"What defect?" Murong Nan asked.

"Your chest is too small!" Xiaolang replied.

"..."

Suddenly, Murong Nan shut himself off.

In the past, it was just Duan Zilang saying that she had small breasts, but now it’s better, and even a fucking smartphone said that she had small breasts.

(End of this chapter)