PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds I'm hanging on the wall

Chapter 1125 Simple ass

When he asked this sentence, Duan Zilang wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, not to mention how complicated his mood was.

However, his face tried to be calm, as if he was just asking a very pure question without any color.

"what……"

However, Lin Shi'er first had a surprised expression on her face, and then, as Duan Zilang predicted, she became shy.

I have to admit that this question is more difficult to answer than 'Have you ever had plastic surgery?', but fortunately, there was only Gu Liangxin on the scene. If there were more people, Duan Zilang would rather fail the mission than not be able to ask. This sentence.

"Captain, shouldn't I be there when you ask this question?" Gu Liangxin asked.

"Of course I need you to be there!" Duan Zilang pretended to suddenly understand, gave Gu Liangxin a hard look, and scolded: "What are you thinking, the question I asked is very serious."

"In today's society, is such a question serious?" Gu Liangxin asked in surprise.

"I want Lin Shi'er to practice with us." Duan Zilang told the truth as if he was forced to do so.

"Practice!"

Gu Liangxin was startled for a moment, and then suddenly said: "I see, the question you asked should have something to do with a martial arts mentality, right?"

Duan Zilang nodded and said with a satisfied smile: "That's right, I have a set of exercises here, which can only be practiced by virgins, just like the Sunflower Book can only be practiced by eunuchs, do you understand?"

"I see!"

Gu Liangxin patted himself on the head, and everything became clear, "No wonder you asked so many questions, captain. You wanted to make sure that Sister Shi'er has a good relationship with us. If it was my family, I would teach her how to practice... Oh, I actually misunderstood If you are the captain, it should be drawn."

After saying this, Gu Liangxin looked at Lin Shi'er and urged: "Sister Shi'er, quickly answer the captain's question, are you a virgin or not?"

When Duan Zilang saw Gu Liangxin talking like this, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

This is his method.

It would be impossible to ask directly, so I had to find a way to resolve it... At that time, he was too irritable and wanted to beat Gu Liangxin.

He beat Gu Liangxin before to help stimulate his acupoints, which would help his cultivation.

Practice!

When he thought of cultivation, his eyes lit up, and he had a solution.

He could ask Lin Shier questions under the guise of practicing!
As for whether there are any martial arts that must be practiced by virgins, he is not sure about this.

However, since there are martial arts that can only be practiced by virgins and virgins, there should be martial arts that can only be practiced by virgins.

Judging from Gu Liangxin's performance, his method is feasible, at least Gu Liangxin was deceived by himself, and even asked for himself.

Uh...seems like mission accomplished.

"Cultivation... cultivation? What cultivation?"

Lin Shier listened to what Duan Zilang and Gu Liangxin said, with a puzzled expression on her face.

Gu Liangxin said: "Sister Shi'er, you should have seen martial arts movies, right?"

Lin Shi'er nodded and said, "I've seen it. Hong Kong movies were very popular in our side before."

Gu Liangxin said: "Actually, the captain and I are both martial artists, similar to the martial arts masters in martial arts movies... Of course, the captain is a martial arts master. I have just started practicing and am not very strong yet."

Gu Liangxin's cultivation talent is not very good, even if Duan Zilang uses energy drinks for him all the time and stimulates his acupoints, he is only at the fifth stage of body training.

This kind of cultivation talent is already very fast for other warriors, but don't forget that Gu Liangxin drinks energy drinks like water, so he knows that his cultivation talent is not particularly outstanding.

At least compared with the five small strong, it is far from it.

Those five are all geniuses.

"Really?" Lin Shi'er didn't believe it.

"Let me show you a demonstration!" Gu Liang thought for a while, then fixed his eyes on the coffee table, "Look!"

Immediately afterwards, he began to exercise his kung fu, guiding the zhenqi in his body to reach the palm, and suddenly swung the palm out.

Lin Shi'er looked at the coffee table without moving, and when Gu Liangxin finished demonstrating, she said, "The coffee table...isn't moving!"

Gu Liangxin said in embarrassment: "With my current strength, I can't push the coffee table from a distance, so I pushed the things on the coffee table."

Lin Shi'er looked over again, and said, "The teacup on the tea table hasn't moved either!"

Gu Liangxin was embarrassed again, pointed to the heat insulation pad next to the coffee table and said: "Actually, what I just pushed was the heat insulation pad."

Compared with the teacup, the heat insulation pad is so small that Lin Shi'er didn't notice it at all.

After all, what she paid attention to at first was the coffee table.

"Let me do it!"

Duan Zilang held back his laughter and waved his hand slowly.

creak...

To be clear, Duan Zilang is now a martial artist at the Spiritual Martial Realm, and the true energy in his body is much stronger than Gu Liangxin.

So he just waved his hand lightly, without even using half of his true energy, the tea table was pushed by his true energy and moved more than ten centimeters on the floor.

"Ah... I remembered. When we were negotiating with Li Chenghao, you lightly put your palm on the table, and a palm print appeared on the table... At the beginning, I thought you were doing magic tricks, so I made preparations in advance. , I didn't expect..." Lin Shi'er said in surprise.

"At that time you even suspected that I was doing magic tricks!" Duan Zilang was speechless for a while.

Now he finally understood why Lin Shi'er was so calm when he saw him performing martial arts.

It turned out that this woman had been thinking that she was doing magic tricks all along.

"Whee!"

Lin Shi'er stuck out her pink tongue, and said embarrassingly: "At that time, I didn't know that you were a warrior. Seeing that situation, I only thought you were doing magic... If Li Chenghao wasn't there, I wouldn't have known you." I can't help applauding you."

"All right!"

Duan Zilang asked: "Then do you want to practice and become a warrior?"

Lin Shi'er asked, "Can I?"

Duan Zilang said: "Everyone can practice, it's just that the talent is different."

Lin Shier excitedly said: "Okay, I am willing to practice."

At this time, Gu Liangxin said: "Since you want to practice, you have to answer the captain's question, so that the captain can find a suitable martial arts mentality for you."

Lin Shi'er, who was still excited at first, couldn't help but blushed and nodded when she heard that the topic had returned to the question at the beginning.

Her family education was very strict, and she rarely had contact with boys since she was a child, let alone that kind of thing happened, she hadn't even been in a relationship yet.

Later, I joined S·M Company.

Although S·M Company was very dark, Lin Shier was still unknown at that time, and since there were many newcomers in S·M Company, no one was targeted.

Afterwards, she became an instant hit. With her popularity, even if there are many bosses who want to rule her out, S·M Company will not let them succeed easily, after all, only in this way can she reflect her value.

So to this day, she is still a virgin.

"If that's the case, there really is a set of martial arts secrets suitable for you, but I don't have that set of martial arts secrets for the time being. I will teach you how to practice when I get it next time." Duan Zilang said: "For now, let Gu Liang Let me teach you the basic internal skills and mental methods and test your talents."

"Okay, what should I do next?" Lin Shi'er eagerly asked.

"Careful will tell you how to do it." Duan Zilang said, acting as the hands-off shopkeeper.

"Captain, don't worry, I will definitely teach Sister Shi'er carefully." Gu Liangxin said.

Afterwards, Duan Zilang gave Lin Shi'er a burst of true energy, and went back to sleep by himself.

As for Gu Liangxin, he began to teach Lin Shi'er how to be lucky.

Back in the room, Duan Zilang breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the task had been completed to 2/3.

"Finally completed one more, and there is one last question, the task can be completed." Duan Zilang said.

"Amazing, I didn't expect you to resolve all of this." The super plug-in system said.

"Don't talk nonsense, who is the last target and what question do you want to ask?" Duan Zilang asked.

"The target hasn't appeared yet, I'll tell you when it appears." The super plug-in system replied.

"Next time, if there is a similar task again, I will definitely not accept it." Duan Zilang expressed his attitude.

"Don't say that, look at how simple this task is." The super plug-in system said.

"Simple fart!" Duan Zilang said angrily.

On the surface, this task is just to find three targets and ask three questions, but each of the two questions asked before is simple.

The first question is that if I am not careful, I will be ruined, and I will not even be able to continue participating in the global solo king competition.

The second question, I almost became a pervert.

Fortunately, he was smart enough to resolve the consequences of the two problems.

PS: Chapter 2...

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