PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds I'm hanging on the wall
Chapter 1116 To be everyone's father
Chapter 1116 To be everyone's father
Duan Zilang didn't care much about the points. After all, it was just the audition, not even the promotion. The points were just a certificate to enter the next stage, and they were of no use to the promotion and finals.
What's more, if he wants to, the score he wants to get is definitely more than 1550, and it is not a big problem to get higher.
It just doesn't feel necessary.
However, Duan Zilang became very interested in Gu Liangxin's attitude. ChocoTaco surpassed him in points, and he, the person involved, is not angry yet. Why is he so angry?
"He hit me in the face? What should I do?" Duan Zilang asked playfully.
"Of course I killed him. This bastard dared to surpass the captain. If this kind of thing happened to me, I wouldn't be able to bear it..." Gu Liangxin planned to fan the flames and ask Duan Zilang to teach ChocoTaco a lesson.
As a result, before he finished speaking, he saw a lot of things pulled out like magic.
Frying pan, machete, vibrating sword, AKM, frag grenade, M16a4...
He took out ten weapons in a row and placed them neatly on the table.
And this scene made both Lin Shi'er and Gu Liangxin stunned, thinking that they can't do magic tricks like you!
"Choose one!" Duan Zilang said to Gu Liangxin.
"Choose...why do you choose one?" Gu Liangxin asked in a daze.
"Can't you bear it? Since you can't bear it, I will provide you with weapons, and you can kill ChocoTaco." Duan Zilang said.
"Heh...hehe..."
Gu Liangxin smiled awkwardly, he was just fanning the flames, but he didn't want to do it himself, "Captain, you are the one who surpassed ChocoTaco points."
Duan Zilang said: "I am number one, and you are number two. If you surpass me, don't you also surpass you... As you said just now, it is impossible for you to bear this kind of happening to you."
Gu Liangxin was speechless: "Then captain, can you bear it?"
Duan Zilang nodded and said, "Why can't I bear someone who surpasses me in strength?"
As soon as these words came out, Gu Liang was completely speechless.
How is this different from the imagined routine?
Why did the captain's temper suddenly become so good?
Gu Liangxin sneered and said: "Since you have endured the captain, then I can bear it too."
Duan Zilang asked playfully, "Stop fanning the flames?"
Gu Liang was stunned, realizing that his little thoughts had been seen through, scratched his head and said, "Captain, so you have already seen it!"
"Your captain, I am a combination of handsomeness and wisdom, of course I have seen it for a long time." Duan Zilang continued: "Although I am usually ruthless, I have always been a principled person. People win with real skills. Of course I won't be angry... If he uses any tricks, I will play him to death."
"So that's it... No, wait... Captain, do you still have principles?" Gu Liangxin asked suddenly.
"We'll discuss this issue later. Now let's discuss the matter that your parents asked me to beat you." Duan Zilang put away the weapon on the table, took out the stick just now, and said, "Sometimes, I really admire These elders, their eyes are too vicious, and they can tell at a glance that your kid's tail is up to the sky, and you must beat him."
……
……
Although Duan Zilang didn't take the fact that he surpassed himself in ChocoTaco points seriously, it was completely different on the Internet, and many people started to quarrel.
One of the factions is naturally black Duan Zilang. I originally thought that many people in this faction would be European and American audiences. After all, their European and American Sanhuang points surpassed the Asian sniper gods. What an exciting thing this is.
However, in fact, the majority of this faction are Koreans, and there are also Europeans and Americans, but the number is much smaller, and they are not the main force.
"Asian sniper god, hehe... bragging about how awesome he is all day long, but the points are not surpassed by the three emperors of Europe and the United States."
"Don't be too crazy to be a person, but be humble. The three emperors of Europe and the United States have surpassed you. Are you proud?"
"ChocoTaco is the weakest of the three emperors in Europe and America. The weakest one has surpassed Duan Zilang in terms of points. Naturally, the other two can easily surpass him."
"Duan Zilang, you can only represent China, not Korea. We only recognize you as the god of sniper in China, and never admit that you are the god of sniper in Asia."
"Seeing that Duan Zilang's points have been surpassed, I am relieved. I would rather the Europeans and Americans win the game than the Chinese people. I just hate them."
Duan Zilang himself naturally saw these comments on Duan Zilang.
It's just that he really couldn't figure out whether these Koreans ate too much kimchi, and their brains were full of water... As an Asian, instead of supporting his own region, he was very happy to see himself losing.
Isn't it just abusing your NASA team.
Isn't it just taking away the title of Jin Yuhong's Asian sniper god?
Isn't it just snatching away your new generation of Korean goddess Lin Shier?
No it's just... uh... It seems like Koreans don't hate themselves, and it doesn't make sense.
but……
These are all personal feelings. At the critical moment of Asia's confrontation with Europe and the United States, even if they sleep with their wives, in the face of such righteousness, they have to wear green hats and pretend not to know!
It is really a country without feelings and a group of people without feelings.
But thinking about it again, Duan Zilang felt that this couldn't be more normal.
They can all recognize other countries as their fathers, and there are a lot of biological fathers and step-fathers, so naturally they don't have any big feelings.
Where is it like us, want to be everyone's father.
Of course, if there are black jokes, there will be those who support them, and there are quite a few of them.
"MMP, are these bastards invited by monkeys with brain damage? There is a total difference of [-] points, just one head. Are they going to go online?"
"I can't help it, who made Langshen too ruthless, MLGB team snatched the first place in Asia from NASA team, Langshen snatched Jin Yuhong's Asian sniper god, and even snatched Lin Shier to China... If you, Do you hate the wave god?"
"Bangzi with small belly and chicken intestines, I really doubt whether they have tofu flowers in their heads. Could it be time to care about personal grievances?"
"Langshen is amazing, Long live Langshen, Langshen 666...Langshen, I like Girls' Generation, can you help me snatch them all over?"
"How about girlhood? It's the age of big moms."
"Auntie...has a charm!"
Supporting Langshen, it can be seen from the words that they are basically from Huaguo.
They didn't have any thoughts because Langshen's points were lower than ChocoTaco's. After all, the difference was only [-] points, and it was just one head, which was completely unnecessary.
While arguing endlessly on the Internet, the three emperors of Europe and the United States gathered together again.
"Congratulations, 1580 points, 1 points more than Duan Zilang. If you score three games in a single round, you are currently No. [-]." Shroud said.
"There's nothing to congratulate, I'm just luckier than Duan Zilang, and in the third tropical rainforest competition, I jumped to the training base with all my might, and that's only [-] points more than him." ChocoTaco smiled wryly. road.
"Yes!"
God G watched ChocoTaco's game and said with emotion: "I feel that you have used almost all your strength without any reservations, and the result is only 1550 points more than Duan Zilang... In comparison, Duan Zilang's [-] points It’s much easier, I feel that as long as he is more serious, he will overtake you in terms of points.”
ChocoTaco said: "Tomorrow is the third day of the game, and there will be a Group A game next time. I don't know how many points he can get this time."
Hearing this, G God and Shroud fell silent at the same time. They were both curious about how Duan Zilang would perform in tomorrow's game.
PS: Chapter 1...
(End of this chapter)
Duan Zilang didn't care much about the points. After all, it was just the audition, not even the promotion. The points were just a certificate to enter the next stage, and they were of no use to the promotion and finals.
What's more, if he wants to, the score he wants to get is definitely more than 1550, and it is not a big problem to get higher.
It just doesn't feel necessary.
However, Duan Zilang became very interested in Gu Liangxin's attitude. ChocoTaco surpassed him in points, and he, the person involved, is not angry yet. Why is he so angry?
"He hit me in the face? What should I do?" Duan Zilang asked playfully.
"Of course I killed him. This bastard dared to surpass the captain. If this kind of thing happened to me, I wouldn't be able to bear it..." Gu Liangxin planned to fan the flames and ask Duan Zilang to teach ChocoTaco a lesson.
As a result, before he finished speaking, he saw a lot of things pulled out like magic.
Frying pan, machete, vibrating sword, AKM, frag grenade, M16a4...
He took out ten weapons in a row and placed them neatly on the table.
And this scene made both Lin Shi'er and Gu Liangxin stunned, thinking that they can't do magic tricks like you!
"Choose one!" Duan Zilang said to Gu Liangxin.
"Choose...why do you choose one?" Gu Liangxin asked in a daze.
"Can't you bear it? Since you can't bear it, I will provide you with weapons, and you can kill ChocoTaco." Duan Zilang said.
"Heh...hehe..."
Gu Liangxin smiled awkwardly, he was just fanning the flames, but he didn't want to do it himself, "Captain, you are the one who surpassed ChocoTaco points."
Duan Zilang said: "I am number one, and you are number two. If you surpass me, don't you also surpass you... As you said just now, it is impossible for you to bear this kind of happening to you."
Gu Liangxin was speechless: "Then captain, can you bear it?"
Duan Zilang nodded and said, "Why can't I bear someone who surpasses me in strength?"
As soon as these words came out, Gu Liang was completely speechless.
How is this different from the imagined routine?
Why did the captain's temper suddenly become so good?
Gu Liangxin sneered and said: "Since you have endured the captain, then I can bear it too."
Duan Zilang asked playfully, "Stop fanning the flames?"
Gu Liang was stunned, realizing that his little thoughts had been seen through, scratched his head and said, "Captain, so you have already seen it!"
"Your captain, I am a combination of handsomeness and wisdom, of course I have seen it for a long time." Duan Zilang continued: "Although I am usually ruthless, I have always been a principled person. People win with real skills. Of course I won't be angry... If he uses any tricks, I will play him to death."
"So that's it... No, wait... Captain, do you still have principles?" Gu Liangxin asked suddenly.
"We'll discuss this issue later. Now let's discuss the matter that your parents asked me to beat you." Duan Zilang put away the weapon on the table, took out the stick just now, and said, "Sometimes, I really admire These elders, their eyes are too vicious, and they can tell at a glance that your kid's tail is up to the sky, and you must beat him."
……
……
Although Duan Zilang didn't take the fact that he surpassed himself in ChocoTaco points seriously, it was completely different on the Internet, and many people started to quarrel.
One of the factions is naturally black Duan Zilang. I originally thought that many people in this faction would be European and American audiences. After all, their European and American Sanhuang points surpassed the Asian sniper gods. What an exciting thing this is.
However, in fact, the majority of this faction are Koreans, and there are also Europeans and Americans, but the number is much smaller, and they are not the main force.
"Asian sniper god, hehe... bragging about how awesome he is all day long, but the points are not surpassed by the three emperors of Europe and the United States."
"Don't be too crazy to be a person, but be humble. The three emperors of Europe and the United States have surpassed you. Are you proud?"
"ChocoTaco is the weakest of the three emperors in Europe and America. The weakest one has surpassed Duan Zilang in terms of points. Naturally, the other two can easily surpass him."
"Duan Zilang, you can only represent China, not Korea. We only recognize you as the god of sniper in China, and never admit that you are the god of sniper in Asia."
"Seeing that Duan Zilang's points have been surpassed, I am relieved. I would rather the Europeans and Americans win the game than the Chinese people. I just hate them."
Duan Zilang himself naturally saw these comments on Duan Zilang.
It's just that he really couldn't figure out whether these Koreans ate too much kimchi, and their brains were full of water... As an Asian, instead of supporting his own region, he was very happy to see himself losing.
Isn't it just abusing your NASA team.
Isn't it just taking away the title of Jin Yuhong's Asian sniper god?
Isn't it just snatching away your new generation of Korean goddess Lin Shier?
No it's just... uh... It seems like Koreans don't hate themselves, and it doesn't make sense.
but……
These are all personal feelings. At the critical moment of Asia's confrontation with Europe and the United States, even if they sleep with their wives, in the face of such righteousness, they have to wear green hats and pretend not to know!
It is really a country without feelings and a group of people without feelings.
But thinking about it again, Duan Zilang felt that this couldn't be more normal.
They can all recognize other countries as their fathers, and there are a lot of biological fathers and step-fathers, so naturally they don't have any big feelings.
Where is it like us, want to be everyone's father.
Of course, if there are black jokes, there will be those who support them, and there are quite a few of them.
"MMP, are these bastards invited by monkeys with brain damage? There is a total difference of [-] points, just one head. Are they going to go online?"
"I can't help it, who made Langshen too ruthless, MLGB team snatched the first place in Asia from NASA team, Langshen snatched Jin Yuhong's Asian sniper god, and even snatched Lin Shier to China... If you, Do you hate the wave god?"
"Bangzi with small belly and chicken intestines, I really doubt whether they have tofu flowers in their heads. Could it be time to care about personal grievances?"
"Langshen is amazing, Long live Langshen, Langshen 666...Langshen, I like Girls' Generation, can you help me snatch them all over?"
"How about girlhood? It's the age of big moms."
"Auntie...has a charm!"
Supporting Langshen, it can be seen from the words that they are basically from Huaguo.
They didn't have any thoughts because Langshen's points were lower than ChocoTaco's. After all, the difference was only [-] points, and it was just one head, which was completely unnecessary.
While arguing endlessly on the Internet, the three emperors of Europe and the United States gathered together again.
"Congratulations, 1580 points, 1 points more than Duan Zilang. If you score three games in a single round, you are currently No. [-]." Shroud said.
"There's nothing to congratulate, I'm just luckier than Duan Zilang, and in the third tropical rainforest competition, I jumped to the training base with all my might, and that's only [-] points more than him." ChocoTaco smiled wryly. road.
"Yes!"
God G watched ChocoTaco's game and said with emotion: "I feel that you have used almost all your strength without any reservations, and the result is only 1550 points more than Duan Zilang... In comparison, Duan Zilang's [-] points It’s much easier, I feel that as long as he is more serious, he will overtake you in terms of points.”
ChocoTaco said: "Tomorrow is the third day of the game, and there will be a Group A game next time. I don't know how many points he can get this time."
Hearing this, G God and Shroud fell silent at the same time. They were both curious about how Duan Zilang would perform in tomorrow's game.
PS: Chapter 1...
(End of this chapter)
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