PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds I'm hanging on the wall

Chapter 1113 Single Dog

The taxi driver was a middle-aged man with a beard all over his face. When he smiled, he had yellow teeth, which should be due to his frequent smoking.

However, this is not the most disgusting thing. The most disgusting thing is that the taxi driver's face is covered with pimples.

And this taxi driver should pick these pimples when he is free, so many pimples are broken... Other pictures are not convenient to describe, readers can imagine by themselves.

"Uh... I'd better pay your fare!" Lin Shi'er smiled coyly, unable to accept it in her heart.

"Why is it okay to kiss that young man, but I can't? Do you dislike my ugliness?" the taxi driver said angrily.

What the hell!

This brother is very self-aware!

Unlike some people, even if they are ugly, they don't know it.

"No, no..." Lin Shi'er quickly waved her hands and said, "It's just that I don't know you well, so it's not convenient to kiss you."

"It took more than an hour for you to get in the car and get off the car. We should be considered acquainted." The taxi driver should be an old driver, and he said one thing after another.

"This……"

Lin Shier was speechless.

I have to admit that Lin Shi'er's temper is really good. If it was someone else, she would probably have scolded her long ago.

But it was precisely because of this that when she faced this situation, she was a little helpless and didn't know what to do.

So, he could only look at Duan Zilang for help.

Duan Zilang naturally wouldn't refuse to help, after all, Lin Shi'er is an artist under his company, that is, his person... He is very protective of the calf, he can be bullied by himself, but others will never let him be bullied.

"let me!"

Duan Zilang gently pulled Lin Shi'er away, and then asked the taxi driver, "Are you as handsome as me?"

The taxi driver said: "No... But she said just now that she would give her a kiss to thank her, so it should be."

Duan Zilang said: "She was trying to take advantage of me, may I ask...you are so ugly, does she want to take advantage of you?"

The taxi driver said angrily, "How dare you call me ugly!"

Duan Zilang said: "You are not as handsome as me, then you are ugly... Do you dare to say that you are not ugly?"

The taxi driver said: "I'm ugly!"

Duan Zilang said: "Then what I said is the truth, am I wrong?"

The taxi driver said, "Whether ugly or not is my business. I can say it, but you can't."

Duan Zilang pointed to Lin Shi'er and said, "Whether to kiss or not is someone else's business. She can kiss whoever she wants, can you control it?"

Don't look at the taxi driver arguing with Lin Shi'er just now, but in the hands of Duan Zilang, he lost a complete mess, and he didn't even have any ability to refute.

Seeing that the taxi driver stopped talking, Duan Zilang took the fare from Lin Shier and threw it into the car.

Then, he said: "There is nothing wrong with being ugly, but it is your fault if you are ugly and have so many demands at the same time... If you really want to find someone to kiss, you can go to Miss Xiao. If you are ugly, then you can buy a dog and let the dog tian you, that thing has a long tongue, it should feel good, when you are single, it is a dog, collectively called a single dog... Also, I will give you a piece of advice, in the future When you come out to work, you'd better wear a mask, it's scary."

The taxi driver was so damaged that he couldn't speak, only his eyes were burning, and he looked like he was about to explode.

Of course, he only dared to do this, and he didn't dare to really fight Duan Zilang.

Because he saw clearly just now, the young man in front of him put his hand on the car door, and the car door was sunken.

He couldn't beat him again and again, and he wasn't as handsome as anyone else, so he could only be humiliated!

After Duan Zilang had finished talking, the taxi driver left.

"Thank you, you helped me again." Lin Shi'er thanked.

"Don't thank me!"

Duan Zilang was taken aback, covered his face with his hands, and looked at Lin Shi'er warily.

This female pervert is not going to do her old trick again and wants to kiss her, right?
snort!
This time I protected myself very well, you can never succeed.

"Oh, I just said it was a misunderstanding, what are you afraid of?!" Lin Shi'er blushed, looking very pretty.

"I'm not afraid!"

Duan Zilang said: "From now on, let's stop kissing carelessly, look at that taxi driver, he asked for such a perverted thing just because of you kissing carelessly."

Lin Shi'er sighed: "I didn't expect to encounter such a thing. When he asked me to kiss him just now, he was shocked."

Duan Zilang said: "Facts have proved that you have too many variations in Korea...a Kim Ki-duk, a Lee Sung-ho, and that taxi driver... oh my god, we only met three people today. It's a perverted thing."

"..."

Lin Shier was speechless.

Although as a Korean, she felt very uncomfortable hearing this, but she really had nothing to say, because what she saw today was beyond her imagination.

……

……

When Duan Zilang and Lin Shi'er returned to their residence, it was only afternoon. Gu Liangxin was still competing at this time, and there were only the two of them in the whole house.

The moment the door was closed, there was an ambiguous atmosphere in the whole house.

Of course, the mood of the two people is different.

Duan Zilang was nervous, and while Lin Shier was nervous, she felt a little happy.

"Langshen, are you hungry?" Lin Shi'er took the initiative to strike up a conversation and asked.

"Didn't you eat barbecue in S.M Company?" Duan Zilang asked in a daze.

"I... don't feel like eating it." Lin Shi'er said shyly.

Under the circumstances at that time, Duan Zilang naturally ate without any worries, but Lin Shier was different.

She thought she would be like Duan Zilang, able to have nothing to worry about, but when there were people standing around, she found that she couldn't eat at all.

So, she hardly ate anything that day.

"It's just right, don't you celebrities pay great attention to body management, and you will lose a lot of weight if you don't eat a meal." Duan Zilang said.

"..."

Lin Shi'er doesn't know how to swear, if she could, she would definitely give the three letters 'MMP' to Duan Zilang.

I'm a girl, I didn't eat, shouldn't you take me out to eat?
You even told me to pay attention to body management?
Am I fat?

But Lin Shi'er has such a good temper, she even felt that what she said made sense...but her stomach kept protesting.

goo...

Seeing this situation, Duan Zilang said helplessly: "Okay, let's go to the supermarket and buy some ingredients."

Lin Shi'er was taken aback for a moment, then said embarrassedly, "I don't know how to cook."

Duan Zilang glanced over and said, "Did I tell you to cook? I'll cook."

After graduating from university, Duan Zilang lived alone. In order to implement the word "thrifty", he cooks by himself most of the time, so he can cook naturally.

Korean barbecue is really too expensive. It costs a lot of money to eat a meal, and you can't eat too much.

With this money, it is better to buy ingredients and cook for yourself.

"You know how to cook?" Lin Shi'er asked in surprise.

"Is it unusual to know how to cook?" Duan Zilang asked back, and said earnestly: "Handsome guys...have to eat too."

"Well, beauties also want to eat, let's go to the supermarket quickly!" Lin Shi'er said happily.

There is a supermarket near Lin Shier's residence, but maybe because of noon, there are not many customers in the supermarket.

The two pushed the shopping cart and began to choose their favorite ingredients.

However, Duan Zilang found that the prices in South Korea are really too high, and ingredients that are very common in China are several times more expensive here.

In line with the principles of 'no waste' and 'no extravagance', Duan Zilang just pushed the shopping cart, and when he found that he liked ingredients, he directly used the virtual space ring to smooth them out.

Although this kind of behavior seems a bit immoral, Duan Zilang thinks he is not wrong.

You know, not long ago he asked Lee Sung-ho several billion won less, which is equivalent to saving South Korea billions of won. If you order something, you Korean nation should not be stingy.

In this way, the two pushed the shopping cart around several times, and finally only bought a bottle of chewing gum.

After paying the money, the two walked out of the supermarket, Lin Shi'er was holding the chewing gum with a dazed expression on her face.

"Didn't you say you want to cook for me? What about the ingredients we bought?" Lin Shi'er asked.

"Yes, I want to cook for you, but the things in your supermarket are too expensive." Duan Zilang nodded.

"You...don't buy it, don't you cook it?" Lin Shi'er was a little disappointed. She was disappointed not because Duan Zilang was stingy, but because she couldn't eat Duan Zilang's food.

"That's not true. After thinking about it, I feel that it is more cost-effective to create something myself." Duan Zilang said.

"Changing...is it the same as the magic trick you performed that night? Can you even change the ingredients?" Lin Shi'er was taken aback and asked, "Are you Doraemon?"

"I'm not..." Duan Zilang thought for a moment, then seriously replied: "I'm a handsome guy."

PS: Chapter 1...

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