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Chapter 1101 So it's the second child

"..."

At this moment, Gu Liangxin covered his head and fell silent.

The scene in front of me is different from what I imagined. Shouldn't the captain smile, pat himself on the shoulder, and praise himself for his good performance.

"Captain, if you do this, won't you be afraid that others will think you have a small stomach?" When Gu Liangxin was talking, he glanced at Lin Shier next to him, constantly hinting.

"Hmph, do you think I'm the kind of person who cares about other people's eyes?" Duan Zilang snorted coldly, and said nonchalantly: "To be a person, you must have a true temperament. If people are one way ahead and others are behind, that is hypocrisy, hypocrisy and True temperament, you choose one?"

"True temperament!" Gu Liangxin said after a moment of hesitation.

But he really wanted to say, isn't he talking about a small belly?How did it become true?
However, he still didn't dare to say this sentence in the end, and could only surrender to Duan Zilang's coercion.

Seeing this, Lin Shi'er next to her covered her mouth and laughed.

Immediately afterwards, he stroked the place where Gu Liangxin was beaten, and said softly: "You played well, Langshen and I watched the whole process carefully, and he even praised you."

"Ok!"

Gu Liangxin's face turned red and she became shy.

Apart from his own mother, this was the first time he had such close contact with an opposite sex, and she was such a beautiful woman, let alone how excited he was.

At this moment, it reminded him of the movie "Red Cliff" that he had seen, in which Xiao Qiao played by Zhiling and Zhou Yu played by Tony Leung watched the mare give birth together. When the foal was born, Xiao Qiao said softly: "Mengmeng, stand up."

Those five simple words became popular all over the Internet and were often mentioned by people.

Of course, he was not Zhou Yu, but the foal that had just been born.

As for who Zhou Yu is, hehe... the three of them are already obvious!

"Duan Zilang!"

Just as the three of Duan Zilang were about to leave, a voice suddenly stopped him.

Duan Zilang stopped, turned around and looked over, and found that it was Li Nitro who led the other three members of the NASA team over.

Li Niji walked up to Duan Zilang, glanced at Lin Shier, who was wrapped all over, and then looked at Duan Zilang again, "Be careful, I won't let go of this global solo king competition." over yours."

"Who are you?"

Duan Zilang asked a question, and then said apologetically, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not very smart, and I can't remember some unimportant people clearly... Who are you?"

"Captain, it's Sister Nan's excuse that her brain is not working well, can you use it?"

Gu Liangxin said something in his heart, but he still reminded him, and said: "Captain, they belong to the NASA team. This is the captain Li Niji, the Asian steel gun king, who is very strong."

Hearing this, Duan Zilang curled his lips and said, "How strong is it? I seem to be number one in points at the moment. It can't be stronger than me, right?"

Gu Liangxin said: "The No.2 of your three games, the second... think again."

"So it's the second child!"

Duan Zilang looked down on purpose, with a playful smile on the corner of his mouth, looked at Li Niji and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't call you...Second, I called you this time, you can talk now."

"..."

Li Nitro and the other three members of the NASA team were speechless for a while.

They can figure it out with their toes, Duan Zilang did it on purpose.

"Duan Zilang, don't be too crazy. This is South Korea, where we belong to the Korean nation. You'd better be careful." Li Niji suppressed his anger and lowered his voice, with a hint of threat in his tone.

"Korea... the Korean nation, was it still called Goryeo before?" Duan Zilang scratched his head and asked.

"Well, it was indeed called Gao Li before!" Gu Liangxin explained.

"Call Dad!"

After listening to Duan Zilang, he looked at Li Nitro and said.

"what?"

"Duan Zilang, you are courting death."

The four members of the NASA team were completely shocked by Duan Zilang's jumping thinking. Why are they called Dad?
Duan Zilang is a well-educated and very generous person. Seeing that the four members of the NASA team didn't understand, he immediately explained: "Korea used to be a vassal state of Hua, and almost all ancestors paid tribute to the Celestial Dynasty. Your emperor of Korea is in front of our emperor. Claiming to be the son emperor is equivalent to our emperor's son... The emperor is the emperor's son, so you naturally have to call me father... The Korean nation, hehe..."

Gu Liangxin said at this time: "Captain, that was before. Now it is called South Korea, and it is no longer our vassal country."

"Oh, I almost forgot this. You have changed your father in Korea... However, your breed seems to be different. When I think about it, in terms of address, this kind of father should be called a stepdad... But no matter how you change, your real father is still the same. I...our country..." After Duan Zilang finished speaking, he said earnestly: "Your father will always be your father, and it cannot be changed...do you have anything to add this time?"

Duan Zilang looked at Gu Liangxin.

Gu Liangxin squeezed her chin, thought for a long time, nodded vigorously and said: "The captain is right!"

Duan Zilang smiled when he heard the words, looked at Li Niji again, and said, "Hurry up, call Dad... If Dad is in a good mood, he may give you a red envelope."

If the black short fat man was by his side at this time, he would definitely have the urge to accept Duan Zilang and Gu Liangxin as his apprentices. The two of them sang together, and the match was so tacit.

Hearing what the two said, the four members of the NASA team were full of anger, looking like they were about to kill someone.

Duan Zilang, on the other hand, raised the corners of his mouth slightly and sneered.

MMP!
Want to pretend to be aggressive in front of Lao Tzu, can you guys do it?

Even if I don't do anything, just opening my mouth will make you speechless.

"Duan Zilang, you are too deceitful!"

Li Niji no longer wanted to refute, and said fiercely: "Duan Zilang, originally I planned to let you go, but now you are seeking death, so don't blame me for being rude... I just called my cousin, People on his way, I can't guarantee what he will do to you when the time comes..."

"Do you still want to say next time, if you want me to let you go, just kneel down and kowtow to me, and I will consider letting you go." Duan Zilang said before Li Niji finished speaking. .

"How do you know?" Li Nitro asked in surprise, what he really wanted to say next.

"There is a kind of literature in Huaguo, called Internet Literature, which records all kinds of plots that pretend to be embarrassing. You don't know how many times this plot of yours has been used. It is not unusual." Duan Zilang shrugged and said.

"Internet literature, pretending to be aggressive, what the hell are they... Duan Zilang, you... apologize!"

Li Ni basically wanted to tell Duan Zilang to kneel down and apologize, but Duan Zilang said this just now, so he can't say it again, right?

But at this time, Duan Zilang continued: "Don't blame me for not persuading you. This kind of pretending to face is basically unsuccessful. I advise you to run away in disgrace, otherwise wait a while." You're going to be miserable."

(End of this chapter)