PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds I'm hanging on the wall

Chapter 1050 Don't cry, idiots will laugh

The laboratory of the Life Foundation is very large, and there are naturally many security personnel needed. When Duan Zilang came to the recruitment site, he was a little stunned.

There were hundreds of people who came to apply for security guards, densely packed.

"Made, isn't he just a security guard? As for so many people coming to snatch it?" Duan Zilang looked at the applicants and couldn't help but cursed. He thought he would be selected 100% of the time.

"The salary package of the Life Foundation is considered the best in San Francisco. Naturally, many people want to join it." At this time, the super cheat system said.

"cut!"

Duan Zilang sneered, and said, "Didn't the venom be used as dessert in the end, tsk tsk, it's bloody!"

The super plug-in system hesitated, and asked: "Why do I feel that you are very happy?"

"Is there? No, as a human being, how can I be happy to see my own kind being eaten." Although Duan Zilang strongly denied it, the smile on the corner of his mouth still betrayed him.

It is true that they are all human beings, but for him, the only kind of people of the same kind are Huaguo people, and other people... hehe...

Duan Zilang explained hypocritically, and then asked: "Can you find the whereabouts of the symbiote?"

The super plug-in system said: "No, it should be that the main plot has not started yet."

Duan Zilang curled his lips and said, "Okay, it seems we have to wait."

At the beginning of the movie, the spaceship crashed, and the Life Foundation brought back some symbionts.

However, transportation takes time. It should not arrive yet, but it is estimated to be soon.

After all, he only has three days in total, it is impossible for three days to pass, the main plot has not even started!

"You'd better think about how to successfully apply for the job!" the super cheat system reminded.

"In my eyes, everyone else is rubbish. I'm so good, how could I not get the job?" Duan Zilang said with a sneer.

The security personnel recruited by the Life Foundation are nothing more than looking at close combat strength and marksmanship, and for these two, he thinks everyone present is rubbish.

If someone as good as myself can't apply for the job, is there any justice, is there any law?

however……

Before Duan Zilang could finish his thoughts, he heard a person say loudly: "How can there be yellow people here? We only recruit white people and black people. Yellow people are short in stature and weak in physical strength. They don't meet our standards at all."

Grass mud horse!
Hearing this, Duan Zilang scolded directly in his heart, just after he finished pretending to be cowardly, you fucking slapped me in the face, right? Believe it or not, I will cut you?

Thinking about it, he turned his gaze to the person who spoke.

It's just that the strong men who came to apply for the job were all over 1.8 meters tall. Standing in the crowd, Duan Zilang was indeed a bit short... As a result, he couldn't see the people who spoke clearly.

"A bunch of barbarians, they are tall and useless, I will still abuse you." Duan Zilang cursed in his heart.

"Hehehe..."

The super plug-in system sneered a few times.

Just at this time, a voice suddenly spoke, saying, "I'm not convinced, why can't we yellow people apply for the job?"

"This is racial discrimination and we demand the same treatment and an apology to us."

"That's right, you must apologize to us."

In the entire recruitment venue, it is naturally impossible for Duan Zilang to be the only one of the yellow race, and there are many other people of the yellow race.

When they heard that they were not even qualified to apply for the job, they immediately refuted and demanded fair treatment.

"I don't discriminate against you, it's just that we are recruiting for special positions, which require physical fitness, marksmanship, and fighting. You are not good at this, and you will only waste time." The voice at the beginning spoke. It is still a lofty tone.

"If you say we can't do it, we can't do it. You can test us. If we can't do it, we will quit." Another man of yellow race said.

"Okay, I'll give you a chance. You pick three people. As long as you can beat me, I will allow you to have the same job opportunities as whites and blacks." The voice spoke.

Immediately afterwards, the crowd began to surge, and almost all the people of the yellow race came to the front, naturally including Duan Zilang.

In fact, the number of yellow people is not very large, only about a dozen or so. Compared with whites and blacks, the number is already very small.

Duan Zilang originally thought he could see his compatriots, but after looking for a long time, he realized that he was the only Chinese... The other people were either Korean or Japanese... After thinking about it, he still kept some distance from them.

Laozi is a noble traveler, and even a noble Huaguo. He is just the same as you in the skin, and no one else is the same.

Soon, three people with strong physique were selected from the yellow race, and they looked like Lianjiazi at first glance.

After the three of them stood up, a space was opened in the recruitment site, and the person who had spoken before stood up.

At this time, Duan Zilang discovered that the person in charge of the recruitment was actually the boss of the security personnel in the movie, the one with the bald head, the one whose head was bitten off by the heroine in the end.

I saw his face full of arrogance, looking at the three selected yellow men, he hooked his fingers and said, "Let's go together!"

"court death!"

The three yellow men were enraged by the bald man's actions, and they didn't care about other things, so they attacked while drinking.

Their offensive is very fierce.

However, facing their offensive, the bald man actually had a sneer on his lips and said: "Two taekwondo masters and one karate master... But you are all rubbish."

After saying that, the bald man did not retreat but advanced, without any fancy moves, he kicked a person with a side kick.

His strength and speed were good. The Korean who was attacked didn't even have a chance to resist, so he was kicked out and flew several meters away, unable to get up for a long time.

"Army Fighting Technique!"

Facing this scene, Duan Zilang became a little interested.

The bald man uses military fighting skills, and compared to taekwondo and karate, military fighting skills pay attention to efficiency, using the smallest attack power to cause the greatest damage.

So he didn't make any extra moves, every move was a trump card, and the purpose was to kill him.

And the bald man's attack just now has actually been merciful, otherwise the kick will probably be useless for that Korean.

Next, there was no suspense, and the whole process was not even considered a fight. The bald man killed the remaining two with one kick.

"Now, do you still think you are qualified?"

The bald man sneered, and glanced at the yellow people off the field, including Duan Zilang of course.

"Haha, these yellow guys just don't know themselves. With their small bodies, I can hit three of them."

"Hurry up and get out, you may be okay in other aspects, but the profession of security is really not suitable for you."

"These yellow people are here to make a joke. They swore to play, but they didn't even last ten seconds."

The other whites and blacks who applied for the job couldn't stop ridiculing after seeing this result.

And the yellow people who were full of confidence just now lowered their heads in embarrassment, unable to lift their heads in shame.

"Don't bow your head, the crown will fall off, don't cry, idiots will laugh... This is true at all, there are really a group of idiots laughing." Duan Zilang spoke at this time, looking at the three defeated people, couldn't help Said: "You guys are still disappointing as always."

After saying this, he stepped forward and looked at the bald man.

The bald man's head is very smooth, like a large marinated egg. When the hostess eats his head, does it feel like eating a marinated egg?
"Bald-headed braised egg, I'll meet you." Duan Zilang suddenly realized that this title was very appropriate.

"you?"

The bald-headed brat frowned, then sneered and said, "You yellow people have already lost, so I don't need to compete with you again."

"I'm different from them?" Duan Zilang said.

"What's the difference?" the bald-headed marinated egg asked.

"If you use a dog as a metaphor, the three of them can be regarded as Chihuahuas at best, and you can be regarded as Tibetan mastiffs." Duan Zilang said after thinking for a while.

"Then what kind of dog are you?" The bald braised egg asked curiously.

"Uh... I only said that you are dogs, but I didn't say that I am a dog." Duan Zilang paused, grinned and said: "Of course I am a human being who tamed your dogs."

PS: Second update yesterday...

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