I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 989 Young man, keep a low profile!
Don't underestimate this question mark.

question mark.

It represents the beginning of civilization.

is an interactive signal.

The moment he saw this question mark, Xin Zhao was ready to go to the battlefield and become a pianist.

Xin Zhao:? ?

Simple test.

In the case of mutual respect, Xin Zhao is a very polite person.He knew that when a stranger came to contact him, some people would subconsciously send question marks to ask the other party's identity.

Or use this to expand the topic.

Xin Zhao gave him a chance to turn over a new leaf.

hope,

He was able to seize this opportunity.

As everyone knows, Lu Ban is sitting in the gazebo of Xingjun Mansion at this time.

???

Question mark!
It's also really funny.

Ever since he came to Xianyu, rebuilt the Lingxiao Palace, and won the name of the Craftsman God, no one dared to ask him a question mark when talking to him.It has always been him who sends question marks to show his identity and status.

I have never seen anyone answer his question mark.

Suddenly, Luban lost his temper.

Celeste didn't look at it either.

Holding the communicator in his hand, he clicked on the screen with his finger, and then stared at the screen.

Craftsman God Luban:? ? ?
He wanted to see how Xin Zhao would respond to him.

unfortunately,

Xin Zhao didn't give him any face at all.

Xin Zhao:? ? ? ? ?
Craftsman Lu Ban:? ? ? ? ? ?

Xin Zhao:? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Craftsman Lu Ban:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Xin Zhao:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
The entire screen was filled with question marks from Xin Zhao and Lu Ban.Although this is a simple question mark, there are murderous intentions hidden inside.

Don't underestimate these question marks.

The appearance of each question mark, and the increase of each question mark, indicates that the flames in the hearts of the two are burning hotter.

"Insanity!"

Luban, the god of craftsmanship, shouted loudly.

It's fine to send him a question mark, but he dares to send one more question mark than him every time.

What is he arrogant about? !

Isn't it just a month old, do you really think that you are invincible in the fairyland?

Luban, the God of Craftsman: How dare you disrespect the God of Craftsman, just as old as you are.

laugh!
Xin Zhao burst out laughing.

Moon old?
It seems that Big Dipper Lord must have told Lu Ban, the God of Craftsmanship, about his identity as Yue Lao.

Xin Zhao: Otherwise?

Xin Zhao: Believe it or not, I will connect you with the flower pig at the south gate of the East Village of Sanchongtian, and let you have a heart-wrenching love between man and pig?

Xin Zhao: Do ​​you want to?

With such a few simple words, Lu Ban stared at the screen stiffly and did not dare to respond.

He did not want!

Whoever has a brain problem would want to fall in love with Zhu Tai.

The entire fairyland,

Marshal Canopy is probably the one who can do this.

Let him be a craftsman and fall in love with pigs? !

Xin Zhao: Still a boar.

puff!
Lu Ban was so angry that he spurted out a mouthful of painstaking effort.

"Lu Ban Shangxian!"

Seeing this scene, Beidou Xingjun rushed to meet him. Lu Ban pushed him away, wiped his sleeves on the corners of his mouth, his eyes were red, and his fingers were like a pianist, leaving line after line of text on the screen.

Craftsman God Luban: You dare!
Craftsman God Luban: Try it.

Craftsman Luban: Immortal Venerable Wuji, let me tell you, don't think you are Yuelao, if other immortals in the fairyland are afraid of you, I will be afraid of you.

Craftsman God Luban: I let you lead, I admit it!
Craftsman God Luban: But you have to remember, I, the craftsman god Luban, swear by the law of heaven that I will be your enemy in this life.

Xin Zhao: Huh?

Xin Zhao: Are you sure?

Craftsman Luban: That's right!
Luban is really annoyed now.

He dared to insult him like this, how could he be humiliated like this.Even if Xin Zhao really let him combine with the pig, he will deeply remember that Xin Zhao is his sworn enemy.

For the rest of his life, he will spare no effort to make Xin Zhao regret it!
Xin Zhao: Are you sure?

Facing Lu Ban's categorical answer, Xin Zhao still kept that indifferent tone, and he even put a row of joking expressions behind the message.

Craftsman Lu Ban: I, Lu Ban, have always kept my word.

Xin Zhao: Huh?

Xin Zhao: Swear to God?

Craftsman Luban: Yes!

In an instant, Xin Zhao burst out laughing.

Xin Zhao: Bro, do you know who I am?

Craftsman God Lu Ban: You are just a new moon, don’t think that you can run rampant in the fairyland just because you are in charge of marriage. There are many hard-headed immortals in the fairyland, and you can’t be the king.

Xin Zhao: Do ​​you dare to scold me in the sky?

???

Who are you scaring?

Lu Ban sneered when he received the news, and put his finger on the screen to swear.

rumbling...

Above the void, thunder suddenly broke out.

The strong coercion made Lord Big Dipper tremble, and then he saw a thunderbolt above the void struck Lu Ban's head with a bang.

"Lu Ban Shangxian!"

Just as Mr. Big Dipper was about to step forward, a bolt of lightning suddenly landed on Mr. Big Dipper's feet.

The purple-red thunder and lightning passed close to the tip of Beidou Xingjun's nose.

Gudong.

Immediately, Big Dipper swallowed his saliva, and then saw the message on the screen.

"..."

Mr. Big Dipper understood everything.

After bowing his hands towards the void, Mr. Big Dipper retreated a few meters away, recalling the content of the conversation between Lu Ban and Xin Zhao in his mind, and looked at Lu Ban who was almost chopped into coke.

Should!
Lu Ban Shangxian, why do you say that you have nothing to do to provoke the Son of Heaven?

Are you still swearing to heaven? !
Do you know what the relationship between Heavenly Dao and Wuji Immortal Lord is?
Still want to scold him? !
You'll be fine if you didn't kill him.

While muttering in his heart, Mr. Big Dipper also understood the weight of Xin Zhao in Tiandao's heart.No way to fight, no way to say, anyone who dares to provoke him will be lighting a lantern in the latrine...

Find shit!

Lu Ban definitely felt that he had a long life.

"Uh……"

After a full few minutes, Lu Ban who was hacked moved his fingers slowly, his whole body was numb.

he……

How was it struck by lightning?

Mobilizing the immortal essence in his body, Lu Ban, who had recovered a little bit of strength, touched his long hair that had been scorched by lightning, and then touched the communicator, and a message just caught his eyes.

Immortal Venerable Promise: Hi, Immortal Luban, are you alright?

Wuji Immortal Lord: Hiss...

Immortal Venerable Promise: I haven't replied for so long, could it be because I was struck by lightning?Do you know what this means? Master Tiandao is telling you, don’t pretend to beep, you will be struck by lightning!

Immortal Venerable Wuji: Young man, keep a low profile.

"I'm going to the uncle!"

Lu Ban was so angry that he trembled when he saw the news and cursed, just when he was about to send the message.

Boom! ! !

Click!

A thunderbolt precisely landed on his celestial cap.

Purple-red electricity jumped up and down in Luban's body like a thunder snake. Luban, who fell to the ground, twitched and began to foam at the mouth.

The Big Dipper in the distance shuddered.

Split like this? !

They are all foaming, so they can't be hacked to death.

About a few minutes later, the twitching Lu Ban gradually regained his sanity, seeing that he wanted to do something again, this time Lord Big Dipper couldn't stand it anymore, he rushed forward under the risk of being struck by lightning, and smashed his body The communicator was snatched.

"Luban Shangxian, do you want to die?"

"Give me the communicator!" Lu Ban yelled with red eyes, and was struck twice by Lei inexplicably. Now he is very angry.

It must be that Zhao Xin practiced sorcery.

Otherwise, why Tianlei stared at him and hacked.

"You don't want to die?" Beidou Xingjun scolded angrily, "Do you know the identity of Immortal Venerable Wuji, and you still want to scold him?"

"Isn't he just a broken moon?"

"He is the Son of Heaven!"

"sky……"

All of a sudden, Lu Ban was speechless, staring at Big Dipper Xingjun with his eyes, and kicked him up.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier, do you want me to die?!"

(End of this chapter)