I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 885 Double Marriage, Double Happiness

What the hell? !
Yao Xian'er actually likes to stay with the beautiful young lady. She is happy when all the women belong to her. Why does Xin Zhao leave a bunch of men behind?
what? !
With his extremely normal orientation, he really couldn't do such a stupid thing.

"What's the matter, isn't my distribution very reasonable?" Yao Xian'er pursed her lips and frowned, "Actually, the ratio of men to women is quite balanced in the world, and neither of us will lose to the other."

"Sister Yao Xian'er, can you be normal?" Xin Zhao sighed softly.

Where is the problem.

Why does Xin Zhao always feel that the people he knows are more or less abnormal.Is this like, all rich people have some special hobbies, and martial arts masters all have some neuropathy?

"What's wrong with me?" Yao Xian'er said seriously.

"Forget it, let's get down to business." Xin Zhao, who didn't want to get entangled in this kind of topic, whispered, "How do you want to cooperate?"

"Let's not talk about cooperation first, you tell me what's wrong with me, and you explain it to me." Yao Xian'er refused to let go.

Xin Zhao glanced at her silently, and a marriage book suddenly appeared in his hand.

The marriage book was opened.

A red thread was held in his palm.

"Can I talk now?"

"What is that you are holding?" Yao Xian'er frowned slightly, and Zhao Xin snorted softly while pinching the red thread, "Since you know that I am the Son of Heaven, you should also know that I... am a trainee Yuelao."

Gudong.

Yao Xian'er's throat surged inexplicably upon hearing these words.

"you you you……"

Yao Xian'er pointed at Xin Zhao as if thinking of something, a little tongue-tied.

"Eh? Your hand...dare to point at me?" Xin Zhao stared at Yao Xian'er's white fingers and frowned, "Yao Xian'er, it seems that you want Lao Yue to arrange your marriage? You should know, right? Lao Yue will take care of you. You will never be able to get rid of your marriage in this life. Hiss... Who do you think it would be better for me to tie you up with? What do you think of Lu Zhanyi from our school?"

Lu spread his wings? !

That school's famous jerk?

In fact, if Xin Zhao brings her a handsome guy who looks thin in clothes and has muscles in his body like a domineering CEO, she doesn't mean that she can't accept it.

She prefers a good-looking younger sister, but it doesn't mean that she hates all men.

But if it's Lu Zhanchi...

Yao Xian'er inexplicably imagined that 'beautiful' picture.

"vomit……"

For a moment, Yao Xian'er couldn't hold back the turbulence in her stomach and sat in the car retching.

"Don't spit in the car, washing the car is quite troublesome." Xin Zhao snorted softly, "If you think Lu Zhanchi is not good, there seems to be a phoenix in our school, Meng Aoxiang, how about I take him with you too? "

"vomit……"

Yao Xian'er retched even worse.

She hates it.

Why did she think these two people were interesting at the time, and went to see their photos on purpose. If she hadn't seen them, they would not have appeared in her mind.

Most importantly, she was still looking at ugly photos!

Lu Zhanchi and Meng Aoxiang hung over her heart like a shadow.

After retching for several minutes, Yao Xian'er forcibly covered the scene in her mind with a white cloth. Holding the seat with one hand, she was panting heavily. She looked up just in time to see Xin Zhao's face full of teasing faces. Face.

"you……"

Yao Xian'er clenched her fist.

"Hey, don't clench your fists. I'm a very timid person. You are the King of Mount Tai, and I am just a mortal. You scare me so much!" Holding Yao Xian'er's red thread, "If I really tremble, I will lead you three together..."

"What are you talking about, you want to bring them both to me?" Yao Xian'er stared suddenly.

"Hmm, double the marriage, double the happiness."

"Death to my old lady."

Yao Xian'er was really about to vomit.

If you lead her with one, she will probably jump off a cliff. If you lead them both, she might be a ghost... Oh, no, she is actually a ghost now, and she thinks she will have to work hard.

"Ok you Xin Zhao, threaten me."

Yao Xian'er stared straight at Xin Zhao's face, squinting her eyes.

"You want to scare me, do you really think I don't know? Your trainee Yue always masters the marriage in the fairyland. I am Yan Luo from the underworld, and I am not under your jurisdiction. Besides, Lu... vomit... Meng... vomit ..."

Lu Zhanchi and Meng Aoxiang:? ? ?Feeling offended.

After retching for a while, Yao Xian'er propped up her arms and pressed the car window to breathe in the turbid air in the early morning.

"Both of them are mortals, and they are not in the scope of your duties."

"Oh? Are you sure?" Xin Zhao smiled, "It seems that you have a lot of information, so you should also be very clear about who has the final say on Xianghuolin Palace."

silence.

Yao Xianer pursed her lips and stared at Xin Zhao.

Xianghuolin Palace.

Xin Zhao counts!
"Yuelao, leave the marriage to you?"

"No, I am under the jurisdiction of the fairy officials of the fairyland." Zhao Xin spread his hands, "I actually have no threat to you, so you can be disrespectful to me, or you can threaten me. In fact, everything I do now is posturing To tell you the truth, this marriage line is all fake, it is not yours at all."

Xin Zhao squeezed the marriage thread in his hand and shrugged, and soon he took out another marriage thread.

Just when the two threads were about to be tied together...

"stop!"

Yao Xian'er stretched out her hand and yelled, grabbing Xin Zhao's hand, with a charming face, and a little crying in her voice.

"I'm wrong, I won't dare anymore. Please, don't take me with those two beasts. From now on, you will be my big brother, and I will be your little brother."

"what?"

Zhao Xinxin snickered, but on the surface he still pretended to be puzzled.

"This is not the marriage rope between you two, this is..."

"Okay, I know." Yao Xian'er covered Xin Zhao's big hand with her small hand, "Can we not explain some things? I believe you, but I'm convinced. Xin Zhao... Son of Heaven, Lord Yue, I have convinced you as King Taishan, and you will be my brother from now on. If you let me go east, I will never go west. If you let me beat dogs, I will never go west, okay? I was wrong!"

If Xin Zhao persisted, Yao Xian'er would never believe it.

Rather...

He suddenly changed the subject.

This sudden abandonment made Yao Xian'er panicked.

fake?

The marriage rope in Zhao Xin's hand definitely belonged to her and Lu Wu... Even if it wasn't, she wouldn't dare to bet.

She is a person with good looks. Even if she and Lu Zhanyi fall in love for only a second, it will be a huge stain on her life and she cannot accept it.

Xin Zhao knew that Yao Xian'er would think so, so he did that on purpose.

red line? !
It is indeed false.

These two red lines, Xin Zhao was completely pulled out from the marriage book, he didn't even know the gender of the two gods, so he didn't look carefully at all.

hiss……

The identity of this month's old man is really useful.

No wonder Yuelao has such a high status in the Immortal Realm, if he grasps the fate of marriage, he grasps the lifeline of a person.Anyone has a weakness for marriage.

You want to get married, okay... I won't let you get married.

You like A, okay... I prefer you to tie the knot with B.

what?
You said you don't believe in love.

That's great, what the boss said this month will let you feel the sweetness of love, and then separate the two of you ruthlessly when you are the sweetest, so that you can feel the pain of love again.

Young man, this is the fate of provoking Yuelao!

"It would have been better if I had done this earlier, I have to use my trump card." Zhao Xin sneered coldly and threw the marriage line back into the marriage book, then suddenly raised his hand to look at Yao Xian'er, "Don't try to grab my marriage book, or Don't think about doing anything to me after I put back the marriage thread, the marriage book is Yuelao's special magic weapon, the marriage thread... I can make the two threads come together with my thoughts."

"Brother Zhao, how dare you say what you said." Yao Xian'er said in a delicate tone, she thumped Xin Zhao's chest with her little hand, and even cast a wink at him.

"Clever."

Xin Zhao raised his hand to touch Yao Xian'er's head, and hooked her chin with his fingers.

"What are you doing? Are you playing me like a dog?" Yao Xian'er's eyes turned cold suddenly, "Respect each other, I will give you face, and you can give me some."

"Subconsciously, I couldn't hold back."

Xin Zhao grinned, retracted his hand and shrugged.

"Shall we talk about cooperation?"

"How do you want to cooperate?" Yao Xian'er whispered, "I can do something for you within the scope of my ability, but as the Taishan King of the Underworld, I can't interfere too much. At most, when the demon from the Gate of Hades comes out, I will do my best. I can do my best to ensure the safety of Luo City. Otherwise, I may not be able to help."

"This is enough."

Xin Zhao never thought about asking Yao Xian'er to open up territories for him.

With the strength of Yan Luo in her underworld, it may not be a problem to destroy the entire Luo City in a snap of her fingers.Yan Luo Wang Bai Yu, General Bai Chi, they all have very high strength, but they all live the lives of ordinary people in the world.

It's a form of self-restraint!
If they don't restrain themselves, the world will be in chaos.

Yao Xian'er is willing to act when the gate of the underworld is opened, which is already very rare in Xin Zhao's view.

"You should have follow-up plans." Yao Xian'er leaned on the seat and took out her phone, whispering while replying to the message.

"Have."

"Can you tell me?"

"There's nothing to say." Xin Zhao shrugged, "Even if I say it, you can't help me. Is there any point in telling you?"

"Wow, you are too ruthless." Yao Xian'er curled her lips, "Abandoning me ruthlessly without any use value, heh, man, there really isn't a good thing."

"Why don't you find your good sister to talk about love?" Xin Zhao said helplessly.

"Hey, that's right, Xin Zhao." Yao Xian'er's eyes lit up suddenly, and she said with a twisted expression, "You said... we two can be regarded as good brothers now."

This sudden flattery made Xin Zhao frowned, thinking that this matter was not simple.

"what?"

"Look..." Yao Xian'er took out her phone, "Look at these guys, can you connect them with my red line, and when I succeed, you can get their red line Separate from me. Anyway, you are Yuelao, how about we make a dirty deal?"

"roll!"

"what?"

"roll!!!!"

Xin Zhao reached out and pushed the car door open, pointing outside.

"Hurry up, don't force me to do it."

"Hey, no, let's discuss it. I can bribe you, and I'll share a few of you, all of whom are top-notch in Los Angeles." Yao Xian'er yelled, and Xin Zhao pushed her out without listening. .

Yao Xian'er stood outside the car window and kept tapping the car window.

"Discuss and discuss."

Xin Zhao didn't even bother to look at her and stepped on the accelerator.

Really don't waste the resources around you.

Thinking of using Zhao Xin's Yuelao status to pick up girls for her?
If you succeed, you have to give her the thread and untie it.

Let her take advantage of all the advantages, and he is responsible for all the blame. Where in the world can there be such a good thing.

all of a sudden...

???

Xin Zhao, who was driving, parked the car on the side of the road for no reason.

He seems to have missed something?
At that time, Yao Xian'er seemed to have proposed a deal with him?
transaction?

"hiss……"

Xin Zhao gasped inexplicably, turned the steering wheel and turned back.

(End of this chapter)