I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 802

Are all people nowadays so awesome?
Can pinch count?
Last time Liu Ge was like that, and now Liao Mingmei is likewise.

"Ah?" Liao Mingmei frowned slightly, "What are you talking about, why is there a fairy on me?"

"I became old when I was granted the title." Xin Zhao said with a serious face, "You are right, it is the old moon who was given the imperial seal, but he is just a trainee moon old, and he is in charge of the marriages of all the immortals in the heavenly court."

"Xin Zhao, stop making trouble."

How could Liao Mingmei believe this.

"If you don't believe me, take a look!" Xin Zhao flipped his hand and took out the marriage book from the space of all things, "Have you seen it? This is Yuelao's magic weapon, the marriage book."

"Marriage book?"

Liao Mingmei stared at the thin red book in front of her with staring eyes, and Xiao Qingli, who was immersed in playing games, also stretched her head and moved closer.

Ju Liujiu, who had been lying on the blanket and waited for his father to call him after being ignored for a long time, also walked unsteadily.

"Is this the marriage book?"

"Hmm!" Xin Zhao was noncommittal, opened the booklet, and pulled out a red thread, "Look, this is... the red thread of the electric mother."

Looking at the display on the marriage book, Xin Zhao almost threw up.

what happened to him?
How did you have sex with the electric mother?

"Wow, it really shows." Liao Mingmei blinked at the text displayed in the marriage book, and immediately frowned, "Uh...is Lei Gong so green?"

"You can't say it's green, at least Dian Mu hasn't developed any substantive behavior, it's just ambiguous."

"Isn't it still green?!"

Liao Mingmei spread her hands.

Isn't mental derailment considered derailment?

In her opinion, mental infidelity is actually worse than physical infidelity.Moreover, as long as the spirit cheats, the physical cheating will happen sooner or later.

"You also find Lei Gong's marriage rope."

"wait."

Xin Zhao threw Dian Mu's marriage rope into the book, and took out Lei Gong's marriage rope.

"..."

"The two of them are really a match made in heaven." Liao Mingmei blinked, "They're both quite dishonest."

To be reasonable, Xin Zhao was also a little confused.

When Lei Gong took him to Xianghuolin Palace, he looked quite honest.

When Xin Zhao saw so much involvement in Dianmu's marriage, he felt unfair for Lei Gong.

Now it seems that half a catty is really right.

Fifty steps with a hundred steps.

"Tut tsk tsk... this couple is absolutely perfect." Liao Mingmei looked at Lei Gong's marriage rope with her chin raised, raised her eyebrows slightly and looked at Xin Zhao and said, "Could it be that this is the legend of each playing their own way?"

"possible."

Xin Zhao shrugged slightly, thinking of Lei Gong's state when he was threatened at that time, the relationship between him and Dianmu didn't seem to be the same kind of relationship.

"Can you still watch other gods?"

"sure!"

"Then show me Han Xiangzi's."

Zhao Xin heard the words and took out Han Xiangzi's marriage rope.

Han Xiangzi.

Marriage: He Xiangu
It's very simple and clean, not even an ambiguous object.

"See, Han Xiangzi only has He Xiangu in his heart."

Looking at the display on the marriage book, Xin Zhao couldn't help sighing, he was really afraid that when he took it out, he found that Han Xiangzi was a sea king.

If that was the case, Liao Mingmei would explode immediately!
"It really is."

Liao Mingmei bit her lower lip.

With the comparison between Lei Gong and Dian Mu, Han Xiangzi's sincerity made his image much taller in Liao Mingmei's heart.

Zhao Xin took out He Xiangu's marriage rope again.

He Xiangu.

Marriage: Han Xiangzi
"You still take my elder sister Xiangu, do you think my elder sister Xiangu is a bad woman like Mother Dian?" Liao Mingmei bared her teeth angrily.

"It's no big deal to take a look."

Xin Zhao threw the marriage rope into the marriage book, Liao Mingmei looked at Xin Zhao angrily for a long time, and then her gaze changed.

"You have really been conferred the title of Yuelao."

"Of course, do you think I'm lying to you?"

"Then what did you say just now that the Jade Emperor is afraid of you, Queen Mother..." Liao Mingmei looked suspicious, and Xin Zhao kept nodding, waiting for her to say the next thing.

Unexpectedly, Liao Mingmei changed the subject after a brief hesitation.

"I still don't believe it!"

I'm looking forward to it.

Xin Zhao waited for Liao Mingmei to express her doubts, and then let him confirm with a firm tone.

Oh, don't believe me!

Do not believe pull down.

"Xin Zhao, then you said that Han Xiangzi has no one else in his heart, so why are you still angry with Sister He Xiangu?" Liao Mingmei's small head was filled with great doubts.

"Blame me."

"What does it have to do with you? Did you get in the way?"

"I... I burned all the marriage ropes of the immortals in the heavenly court."

"what?"

Liao Mingmei stared in surprise.

"Didn't I be named Yuelao by imperial edict, so I went to Xianghuolin Palace. The red threads in the marriage room were all tied up, and I ordered them all in a fit of anger." Xin Zhao spread his hands, "I'm back At that time, the Queen Mother was still seeking a divorce from the Jade Emperor."

"My god!" Liao Mingmei exclaimed, "You were not beaten to death."

Click on the marriage of the immortals in the marriage room.

This thing sounds outrageous.

The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor were about to divorce, so the Jade Emperor didn't slap him to death?
"Does he dare to hit me?" Xin Zhao said indifferently, "Do you really think I'm joking with you? The Jade Emperor is afraid that I'll die, so as soon as I raise my hand...he has to cover his head."

"Don't brag too much, okay?" Liao Mingmei was speechless, "It's fake if you brag too much."

"alright."

Xin Zhao shrugged slightly.

"The Jade Emperor was indeed not afraid of me to that extent, but I didn't brag to you, he really didn't dare to touch me." Xin Zhao said seriously, "You can probably see this, if he dares to touch me, As long as I ordered the marriage room, there is no way he would let me go."

"That's right."

Liao Mingmei bit her lower lip, then frowned and looked at him.

"But you are just a mortal. Isn't the Jade Emperor the Lord of the Immortal Realm? Why would he be afraid of you, a little mortal. Is there some big person behind you?"

"You're too smart, Xiao Mingmei."

Xin Zhao raised his hand and pinched Liao Mingmei's face.

"you listen to me……"

Immediately, Xin Zhao told him everything about the time he went to heaven.

"Climbing the fairy ladder, cranes, big red birds, unicorns, real dragons? Immortal bells...what the hell?" Liao Mingmei frowned, then shrugged and said indifferently, "It doesn't matter, anyway, you are in the heaven for a month now As we get older, our operability becomes richer.”

"What operability?" Xin Zhao raised an eyebrow.

"Earn merit." Liao Mingmei looked at him with a look of disgust, "Can you take care of your own affairs, why do I have to worry about these things. You are in charge of marriage in heaven, and Tieguai Li's marriage is not good. Is that what you did with your hands?"

"reasonable!"

Xin Zhao licked his lips and found Tieguai Li's red thread.

"Who is the fairy he is going to marry?"

"What are you doing?" Liao Mingmei pressed Xin Zhao's hand, "Don't tell me, you are going to help him tie it up now."

"Questions?"

"It's a big problem!" Liao Mingmei said seriously, "Aren't you stupid? Now you have the final say on the marriage in heaven, so you can't maximize your interests."

Xin Zhao stared blankly at Liao Mingmei and nodded slightly.

"Then... what trick do you have?"

(End of this chapter)