I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 696

Han Xiangzi's transformation plan.

A long way to go.

Liao Mingliang, who had been successfully "brainwashed" by Xin Zhao, had a serious face and full of energy throughout his body.

"Let's test his level of cerebral palsy first." Xin Zhao whispered while holding the phone, and Liao Mingmei nodded in approval, "It really needs to be tested, it's my guess, it's probably mentally handicapped."

"For some reason, I also have this premonition."

Xin Zhao involuntarily smiled wryly, looked at the message Han Xiangzi sent him, and typed a one-line reply.

"You don't know where you went wrong?"

Xianzun didn't reply for a long time, and every minute and every second was a torment for him.

Ding dong.

The sudden notification sound made Han Xiangzi stare at the screen instantly.

Where is it wrong?

It's not that Han Xiangzi doesn't know how to reflect on himself. After receiving the news, he immediately thought about everything between him and He Xiangu.

Feeling, nothing wrong.

Han Xiangzi: Immortal Venerable, please make it clear.

"This symptom is indeed a bit serious." Xin Zhao couldn't help grinning, and Liao Mingmei curled her lips with a knowing expression, "From the few words he said at the beginning, I am the result."

"Do you have any suggestions?"

"No, you can do it yourself."

This seems to be a rhetoric to put down the pick, so Xin Zhao can't help shaking his head and smiling bitterly.

Okay.

She just needs to promise not to hinder Xin Zhao from matching Han Xiangzi and He Xiangu.

Xin Zhao wanted them to be together so much, but it was actually selfish.If he really relied on his own strength to make He Xiangu and Han Xiangzi reunite, then he would be their half benefactor, and it would be relatively easy for him to ask them to do things in the future.

the most important is……

In a short period of time, he matched Zhenjun Erlang, the third princess of Xihai, Han Xiangzi, and He Xiangu. Maybe he could set up a golden signboard in the heaven.

In the future, if any god has a marriage problem, he will come to him.

Regardless of whether it is secular or celestial, marriage is bound to be a big problem.As long as his signboard can be erected, do you still have to worry about no gods coming?
At that time, he will be able to eat more freely in the heavenly court.

Even if one day, his mortal identity is really exposed, he can have nothing to fear.

It's all about long-term considerations,

Man, you have to be far-sighted.

This is like ordinary people in the world who choose to maintain some seemingly useless interpersonal relationships.Maybe it is really useless right now, for example, to make friends with a doctor, what is the purpose of getting to know him, is it because you hope your family members will get sick?

of course not!
No one wants their loved ones to get sick, but this kind of thing doesn't happen if we say it won't happen. If it really happens, knowing a doctor will save a lot of unnecessary trouble.

Don't say anything, a doctor with medical ethics will treat everyone equally.

Is it possible? !

Ask yourself, is it possible?

There will still be far and near!

Moreover, knowing the medical staff is more for the convenience of seeking medical treatment. When encountering some questions that you don't understand, you can ask someone who understands them to understand them better.

Or rather, meet a lawyer.

The same is true!

When you encounter legal issues, having a lawyer friend can save you a lot of trouble.

There are some things that cannot be done temporarily.

The real problem is that you don't have any contacts in this area, so you can only worry about it. At this time, you will be in a mess if you ask people to make connections.

What Xin Zhao is doing now is planning for the future.

No one can guarantee whether these gods will be used in the future, even if they are not used, there is nothing wrong with forming a good relationship with them.

ding dong...

Just when Xin Zhao was about to reply, Han Xiangzi, who was a little impatient, sent another message.

Han Xiangzi: Immortal? !
Han Xiangzi: Why are you silent?

"Look at his anxious look, it's obvious that he still cares about He Xiangu." Xin Zhao chuckled softly, "Although he may have a lower EQ, at least his love for He Xiangu is sincere."

"Yes." Liao Mingmei replied with a heavy nasal voice.

"brat."

After touching Liao Mingmei's little head, Xin Zhao replied with a frozen face.

Xin Zhao: Do ​​you still have the face to ask me?
His purpose of doing this is very simple, to make Han Xiangzi feel his dislike for his bad behavior.

Han Xiangzi: Immortal, I... I really don't know.

Xin Zhao: You still don't know?

Xin Zhao: Han Xiangzi, I really want to know what is going on in your mind. Let me ask you, what do you want to use this diamond ring for?

Han Xiangzi: To please He Xiangu.

???

Isn't the idea quite clear?

Xin Zhao: You know you are trying to please He Xiangu, and then she gave you 300 million spirit stones and you still took it?Can you tell me about your mental journey?

Han Xiangzi: I...

Han Xiangzi: I didn't think too much about it, but He Xiangu said she would give me the spirit stone, so I accepted it.Is there any problem with this, she offered it to me, why can't I accept it.

"what!!!"

Another groundhog emoji was posted.

so horrible!

This man's brain circuit is indeed very strange.

Xin Zhao: Dude, think again, your diamond ring is to please He Xiangu, this is your gift to her!

Han Xiangzi: Yes.

Xin Zhao: You give gifts, but you also charge for them?

Han Xiangzi: I didn't charge for it.

Xin Zhao: What happened to the 300 million spirit stones!

Han Xiangzi: Aunt He Xiangu gave me a gift in return, shouldn’t there be a gift in return?Isn't her 300 million spirit stones a gift in return for me? What's wrong with that?
"call……"

Xin Zhao scratched his hair, he actually made Han Xiangzi speechless.

A return gift from God Meow.

He was able to take all of this as a gift in return.

Wow!
This dude is out of ideas.

Han Xiangzi: Master Xian, is the problem with the 300 million spirit stones?
I take the exam? !

Woke up?
Xin Zhao: Do ​​you still need to ask, why do you accept these 300 million spirit stones?Han Xiangzi, your family's return gift is to return the spirit stone, shouldn't the return gift be a gift?
Xin Zhao: Is that 300 million a gift in return?That is the spirit stone that He Xiangu bought a diamond ring from in your hand.

Han Xiangzi: No, I told him 4000 million for the diamond ring, and she only gave me 300 million, which is not enough.

thump.

Xin Zhao threw the phone onto the hospital bed immediately.

There's nothing to talk about.

"Why, give up?" Liao Mingmei raised her eyebrows slightly, "If you give up, then I'll be in."

"you?"

"Yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with this? Why don't you let me try?"

"Try it."

Xin Zhao has indeed left Han Xiangzi speechless now, with an inexplicable anger in his heart that he wants to vent and doesn't know whether to vent, he needs time to calm down now, if Liao Mingmei has a way, he is willing to let her try.

"Look at me."

Liao Mingmei pursed her lips and grabbed the phone with her small hand, a wicked smile suddenly appeared on the corner of her mouth.

Seeing her smile, Xin Zhao felt that something was going to go wrong.

Immediately, he saw...

Xin Zhao: Do ​​you want to lose face?

Xin Zhao: Huh?Let me ask you, do you want face?

Xin Zhao: You still licked your big face and said it was a gift in return, and you also said that the diamond ring was 4000 million spirit stones?What's the matter, are you really going to take 4000 million from He Xiangu?
Xin Zhao: Before, I thought you were pretty good, knowledgeable, talented, and affectionate.

Xin Zhao: Now that I look at it, aren't you just a fool?

Xin Zhao: I'm not going to tell you now that you don't return gifts. You are a big man who wants 300 million spirit stones from a woman. Are you still quite at ease?
Xin Zhao: Let me ask you, is that right?
Liao Mingmei has been upset with Han Xiangzi for a long time, and now she has the opportunity to spray him. She doesn't care what Han Xiangzi thinks when he sees this, she has to spray it first to feel comfortable.

"Xin Zhao, how many spiritual stones did he buy from you for the diamond ring?"

"Uh..." Xin Zhao looked at the message on the screen and licked his lower lip, "I gave it to him for nothing, I didn't ask for the spirit stone."

"No spirit stone?!"

"Ah."

"Then he still has the nerve to ask for He Xiangu's 300 million. His character is really bad!" Liao Mingliang's face turned green with anger, and she tugged on her sleeves and was about to fire.

"Uh...that..."

Seeing this scene, Xin Zhao licked his lips and said.

"Mingmei, let's calm down a little bit. He's also an Eight Immortal. Besides, Han Xiangzi is a famous troll in Heaven. If we get angry at him, we probably won't be able to beat him by typing."

"Famous trolls in Heaven?!"

A sneer of disdain suddenly lingered on Liao Mingmei's small face.

"Then I really want to meet him. I have been with my parents for five years in Zuan. People gave me the nickname Canyon Beethoven. I was born Liao Mingmei. Eternity is like a long night. Every student in Los Angeles High School counts as one." Who dares to call out in front of me, Liao Mingmei? I want to see what kind of abilities he, Han Xiangzi, has!"

"I can't spray him to death!"

(End of this chapter)