I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 669 The Tragic Day of the Maoshan Veteran

"fragrant!"

Inside the dilapidated Taoist temple...

The old Maoshan Taoist grabs the greasy chicken legs and eats it.

"I thought it was a big fish, but it turned out to be looking for trouble." The old Taoist priest gnawed on the chicken leg and muttered, "What are you doing to me? Do you want a refund?! The spiritual stone that went into my pocket still wants to get out, what an idiot! "

"Moral Quality?!"

"How much is morality worth? Can you be full if you have quality?"

"As long as I don't have quality, morality can't kidnap me. If I have morality and quality, can I eat roast chicken here?"

Suddenly, the old Taoist Mao Shan who was sitting on the ground frowned.

Xiannian lock? !
He stood up suddenly from the ground, put the roast chicken into the space of all things, stared at the surroundings of the dilapidated Taoist temple, and counted with his thumb on his fingers.

"not good!"

The old Taoist who was standing on the spot flipped a few meters forward, and immediately saw a giant log falling from the beam of the Taoist house.

rumbling...

Before he could stand still, the entire Taoist temple began to crumble.

"How did it work!"

The old Taoist ran outside like crazy, and his feet kept slipping as he ran.

butter!

I don't know when there will be an extra pile of butter on the ground of the Taoist temple.

"Oil!"

Obviously the Taoist temple was about to collapse, but the old Taoist took out a small shovel to scrape up the butter on the ground, took out a broken glass bottle and sprinkled it in, and kept his eyes on the Taoist temple.

click...

"Last shovel!"

After scraping a shovel, the old Taoist tapped his toes and shot out with a whoosh, hitting the haystack outside the Taoist temple.

Boom! ! !
The Taoist temple collapsed into ruins.

The old Taoist who managed to pull his head out of the haystack silently watched the Taoist temple collapsed into ruins.

"My Taoism."

"Where will I live this damn girl in the future? Fortunately, I scraped off two shovelfuls of butter before I came out. Hey...wait a minute, where's my oil?"

Looking closely, the bottle containing butter fell to the ground.

The few spoonfuls of oil he had worked so hard to get were spilled.

"oops!"

The old Taoist patted his thigh vigorously.

"A sin!"

"Who, who did this? Curse the old Taoist. The broom star? I have no relationship with him in the future, and I have no hatred in the near future. Why do you harm me?"

"..."

Suddenly, the old Taoist froze in place.

Could it be that big fish looking for it just now? !
I have some contacts.

"Oh, it's a pity, just this little luck spell is useless for the old man!" The old man looked disdainful, bit his teeth and drew a few strokes on his eyebrows, "Break!"

In an instant, the old Taoist was surrounded by red light.

"It's a joke, I can cheat if I'm really an old Taoist. How can I hang around for so long if I have no skills?" Rolling his eyes wildly, the old Taoist grabbed a chicken leg from the space of all things and swaggered towards the outside of the Taoist temple.

The Taoist temple was destroyed, and it was impossible to live there.

He didn't bother to repair it, it was already broken to such an extent that it was not worth resting.

the most important is……

He doesn't have that spiritual stone repair either.

Full of nostalgia, he glanced at the Taoist temple behind him, took off his hat and bowed deeply.Anyway, I have lived here for more than half a year, so I am a little bit reluctant to leave suddenly.

"You and I are not destined."

Shaking his head and sighing, the old Taoist no longer had any nostalgia, and walked out with his sleeves flicked.

"Um?!"

"Still locked on me."

I saw the old Taoist drew a circle on the ground with his toes, and suddenly raised his chest, exuding a sense of righteousness from his whole body.

combat team.

Shun Feng Er (Minister of Intelligence): Report, targeting has been erased.

Broom Star (Chief Wizard): Report that the target's bad luck has been broken.

Sitting in the gazebo, Xin Zhao frowned slightly, watching the news from Shunfenger and Broomstar.

Xin Zhao (Operation Commander): What's the situation?

Shunfeng Er (Minister of Intelligence): The target has a very high level of anti-reconnaissance capabilities. Clairvoyance has located him just now, but the other party noticed him and erased his traces with a mysterious method.

Broom Star (Chief Wizard): My mold curse was also broken.

Oh hoo? !
The old Taoist priest has some skills.

It seems that he is quite emboldened as an old man.

Xin Zhao (Operation Commander): The mission is going to be cancelled?
Monkey King (Conquering the Generalissimo): The mission continues, and the three-eyed monster and I have found him.

Outside the dilapidated Taoist temple...

The old Taoist priest who had erased his traces wobbled and bit the chicken leg with a contented expression. Before he could take two steps, the hairs on his arms stood on end.

Glancing behind him, he saw a rolling shadow falling down.

"Eat my grandson!"

Depend on!
Fight against the Buddha Monkey King!
Let alone the entire heaven and the underworld, who dares to say that they don't know this golden stick.Back then, the Monkey King relied on this stick and all his abilities to make troubles in heaven and hell.

If it weren't for the presence of the Buddha in the Buddha Land, I don't know how much trouble it would have caused.

This ancestor is definitely placed in the old Taoist of Maoshan, who cannot be provoked at will in this life.

Why is he here! ?
"Great Sage, have we misunderstood something?" The old Maoshan Taoist, who was able to dodge the stick, shouted towards the void before he could stabilize his feet. Immediately afterwards, he heard another violent shout from the void, "Growling!" Tengu, go!"

Above the void, a big black dog with a long tongue was biting towards him like a dog rushing towards the sun.

Heavenly Court God of War Erlang Zhenjun? !
what's the situation!
The old Taoist was dumbfounded.

Hasn’t the bad luck curse of the broom star been broken, why are the two ancestors chasing him and beating him?

Is there any more?

Can't the 28 Constellations also come?

He is a good man.

After coming to heaven, he abides by the law and obeys the law. Even if he occasionally collects some IQ tax and earns some spiritual stones to make a living, he will be arrested and eaten in prison. Why send them here like a crusade against monsters.

"True Monarch, Great Sage, there is some misunderstanding between us!"

The old Taoist yelled towards the void, and immediately saw the Great Sage in golden armor and Erlang Zhenjun in silver armor with his sky eyes opened standing on the void.

"Misunderstanding?! The brother who cheated my old grandson, court death!"

"Hit me, Yang Jian's brother, I'll give you the skin!"

"Uh... woof woof..." Xiao Tiangou bared his teeth.

???

Inexplicably, the old Taoist thought of the message that the big fish he blocked just now sent him.

he……

Hey, my big fish, did you know these ancestors and said it was no good?

The situation is not good, the wind is blowing!
If he spends any more time here, he will not be beaten to death.

The old Taoist bite the bullet and turned around in a circle and disappeared without a trace.

"You still want to run?!"

Ten minutes later...

Boom!
The old Taoist priest, whose nose was bruised and his face was swollen after being beaten, grinned like a toothless grin.

"True Monarch, Great Sage, let's talk and discuss. I really didn't know that he was your brother. If I knew...give me [-] guts and I wouldn't dare to cheat him, or you can see it like this." The old Taoist priest Glancing at the roaring dog next to him, who was staring at him with big eyes, he pursed his lips and looked up at the sky, "Let's discuss it. If it's easy to discuss, I'll pay him back at the worst. I'm a good citizen of the heavens." , although guilty, the crime does not lead to death, right?"

"Run, aren't you good at running?" Zhenjun Erlang snorted coldly.

"Don't run away, don't run away." The old Taoist wiped the blood from his mouth with his sleeve, and spat out a tooth on his hand, "Look, we really misunderstood. I still...I'll trick you two brothers , go back, okay?"

"My brother, you dare to bluff, I will smash the head of a stick for you." The great sage stared at him holding the stick.

"Don't, don't, don't!" The old Taoist took two steps back and kicked his legs, "What a misunderstanding, I pay double... triple, okay? I will pay, give me a chance."

The Great Sage and Erlang Zhenjun looked at each other, and immediately heard Yang Jian snorting coldly.

"Shoutian dog, bite him."

"Wang Wang Wang..."

The Xiaotian dog bit the old Taoist's thigh, staring at him with wide eyes and a threatening voice.

Ding dong.

A beep sounds.

combat team.

Erlang Zhenjun (conquering Generalissimo): Brother, that old Taoist has been caught, he applied for self-atonement, and he wants to compensate you three times the loss, what do you think?
caught? !

As expected of the Great Sage and Erlang Zhenjun, they are worthy of trust.

Xin Zhao (Operation Commander): All right, let him add me.

Ding dong.

In less than half a minute, Xin Zhao received a friend look.

Maoshan Laodao requests to add you as a friend.

(End of this chapter)