I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 665 Fire! ! ! !

Wu Gang? !
The Guanghan Palace felling the tree?
I remember one time when I went back to Guanghan Palace, Xin Zhao wanted to steal his ax, but the ax was so heavy that he couldn't take it away at all.

When Han Xiangzi fired the map cannon and all the immortals retreated, he dared to stand up.

Zhao Xinjing is a man!

I just don't know how Han Xiangzi will respond.

Palace of Eight Immortals.

Han Xiangzi stared at the message on the screen.

Question mark? !

Among the thousands of fairy families in the heaven, no one dared to question him, from the Daluo Jinxian to the fairy palace boy.

provocative.

I have disdained all heroes in heaven for thousands of years, yet I am still afraid of you, a lumberjack.

Han Xiangzi:?

Wu Gang:?
Han Xiangzi:?

Wu Gang:?
On the screen, a series of question marks swiped the screen in the group.

Those who are watching the screen can't help but sigh. Although this is a verbal text message, the feeling given to the screen viewers is not much worse than the real gun confrontation between the Great Sage and Yang Jian.

On the contrary, the atmosphere of the impending war is even more intense.

These question marks are like the calm before the storm, that is, the artillery ignites the fuse, and the moment the artillery roars, it will instantly detonate the audience.

Han Xiangzi: You little carpenter, how dare you make a mistake in front of me?

Wu Gang: I have no time for you.

Wu Gang: @无名肖代, you are watching the screen, come out and see.

Han Xiangzi: Do you deserve it? !

Han Xiangzi: After chopping for thousands of years, I still can’t understand a tree. Holding an ax is like a sequelae of cerebral thrombosis. Be careful yourself, don’t get sick while chopping. The ax falls and your toes are chopped off.

Han Xiangzi: You said you have a big head on your neck.

Han Xiangzi: It's like the remnants of the ancient demons.

Han Xiangzi: Seeing that you are disabled, I feel pity for you, and I don't want to poke your sore spots, so I quickly backed down and kowtowed to my Eight Immortals Mansion to admit my mistake.

Han Xiangzi: Otherwise, I will use the Great Compassion Mantra to save the souls of your ancestors first.

……

Xin Zhao looked at it in a daze.

He really deserves to be the number one troll in the Heavenly Court, can he speak so confidently?Judging by the frequency of his messages, I guess he didn't have time to speak, but he was just falling out.

Wu Gang:?
Han Xiangzi: A stroke has damaged your brain, so you will send a question mark?
Han Xiangzi: It seems that you are also a wimp. You can’t read a basket of big characters, your head is full of paste, and you don’t have any vocabulary. You can only lift your trembling fingers, and you have to press your right hand out with your left hand. Punctuation isn't it?
Han Xiangzi: Come on, shake your head to my rhythm, can you hear the sound of water?

Han Xiangzi: It is estimated that if you raise a fish in your head, you will have a litter in the spring of next year.

Wu Gang: I don't have time to talk to you, what are you doing?
Han Xiangzi: @lvdongbin@兰caihe@tieguaili@caoguojiu@张国老@中立 Quan

Han Xiangzi: All of them, slogan!
Uncle Cao Guo: (confused)

Zhang Guolao: Huh?What's going on?
Zhong Liquan: Hiccup...

Lu Dongbin, Lan Caihe, Tieguai Li: ...

Han Xiangzi: I'll let you shout slogans, @铁品李, you start.

Tieguai Li: The best guardian of the Wuming Immortal, the best Wuming Immortal, is the idol I adore, madly calling for the Wuming Immortal, yeah yeah. (Bixin, Scissorhands, Memeda)

Lan Caihe, Lu Dongbin, Zhang Guolao, Uncle Cao Guo: 【Copy】

Zhong Liquan: [Copy] hiccup...

???

Xin Zhao is stupid!
What's the matter with this meow.

The Eight Immortals are crazy!

Han Xiangzi: Did you see it?

Han Xiangzi: I am the chief speaker of Wuming Immortal Venerable, and I will deal with you little ones on his behalf.Don't make fun of yourself, raise your hand to feel if your big head is leaking, and go back to replenish the air.

Wu Gang: @无名肖生, I want to duel with you!
Han Xiangzi: You, a disabled person, seem to be fighting a duel with an immortal, and you don't care how much you weigh yourself.The big black dog at Erlangshen's gate was torn to pieces by your crotch, are you worthy of a duel?

Han Xiangzi: Do you deserve it?
Han Xiangzi: The big yellow chicken at the gate of Nantianmen, I tease it with a rice in my hand, is three points higher than your fighting power.

Wu Gang: Is he worthy?

Wu Gang: Fairy Chang'e becomes a Taoist couple, so does he deserve it?
Han Xiangzi: Immortals are not worthy, do you deserve it?

Han Xiangzi: Why is the fairy not worthy? The fairy is high, top, perfect, and full of 98K. With a quadruple lens, one shot will smash your big head.

Han Xiangzi: Stop beeping and beeping here, and touch the reality if you don't accept it.

Han Xiangzi: You see, if I stick it or not, you will be finished!

Wu Gang: @无名肖代, you come out!

Wu Gang: @无名肖代, you have the ability to come to the Moon Palace, you have the ability to come out, don’t hide from the screen and keep silent, I know you are watching.

Wu Gang: Come out!

"..."

This guy must have taken rat poison, why is he so excited?

They are all admirers of Fairy Chang'e, and I have never seen other fairy families so angry like him.Having said so by name, Xin Zhao couldn't bear to watch Han Xiangzi fight alone in the group.

Xin Zhao:?
boom!
Chaos in heaven.

Wuming Shangxian actually erupted.

Immediately, many gods in the entire heaven began to call for friends, and the circle of friends was updated like an explosion. Reporters from all walks of life came one after another, all hiding in the dark to watch the screen and continue to pay attention to the results of the battle.

Wu Gang: You still dare to come out, I thought you didn't dare.

Han Xiangzi: Master Xian, what are you doing here? I can hit him four times with my toes on this big head. You don't need to do it yourself.

Xin Zhao: Heh.

Wu Gang: What are you doing?I want to fight you!

Erlang Zhenjun: Let me see which bastard is going to duel with my brother?Brat, I'll give you ten seconds to withdraw, or I'll skin you.

Monkey King: @吴刚?

The two gods of war in heaven also appeared.

The people who eat melons are completely excited, which is too exciting, and they will definitely be selected as the top ten melons in the annual Heavenly Court.

This melon is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot!

Seeing his two brothers also come to help out, Zhao Xin felt his head warm.

Xin Zhao: @二郎真君@美猫王

Xin Zhao: It's okay, Xiaoxiao doesn't need the help of the two brothers, he is not qualified at all.The green grassland above my head, if I were him, I would probably die of shame, and still have the face to shout in the crowd.

Xin Zhao: Still harboring evil thoughts about Fairy Chang'e?

Xin Zhao: Old Wu, are you worthy of your wife who gave birth to three sons for you?Ah, I'm sorry, I guess it's not yours, so can I do some DNA for you to help you verify whether it's your own?

Xin Zhao: You are the strongest in Qingqing Grassland, cutting trees is not like a bald strong.

Xin Zhao: Nothing!
Xin Zhao: I'm too lazy to pierce your heart, so just be honest with me.

Xin Zhao: Also, let me say one last thing, what is the relationship between Fairy Chang'e and me, and what is the relationship with you guys? Even if we form a Taoist couple, so what.One by one, I eat salty radishes and don't worry about it. I really like to have the ability to confess my love. What's the use of adding me as a friend?

Xin Zhao: You still have to follow the fairy net to bite me.

Xin Zhao: Huh? !
Wu Gang: I will kill you! ! !

Xin Zhao: Hurry up, hurry up, come and kill me, if you don't come, I will be your ancestor.

Xin Zhao: Chop down your tree well, recognize your own status, if a toad wants to eat swan meat, you don't look at your own virtue.

Xin Zhao: Little brat, are you the only one who wants to kill me?

Xin Zhao: You better hide it for me, maybe one day I will go to Guanghan Palace again, catch you and break your dog's leg, so that you will live in a wheelchair in the next life.

……

Han Xiangzi: Why do I feel that the Immortal Venerable is more eloquent than me... Uh, to be reasonable.

Qunxian: Me too!
Roaring Sky Dog:? ? ?None of my business? !Who are we dogs bullying? We are good friends of humans and we are not allowed to bully dogs.

(End of this chapter)