I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 661 You gods like to spy on the screen, don't you? !

If Xin Zhao was a straight man, he would admit it!

He is indeed too lazy to think about so many small thoughts between men and women at certain times, why do he think so much, don't he feel tired and panic?

Life is already so difficult, why bother to think about those intricate emotional entanglements.

Just say what you want to say, is it so difficult? !

Maybe, it's hard.

A woman's mind is always so elusive.

Don't say what you want directly, and let others guess.If you can't guess it, you don't understand her, but how can you let others understand if she doesn't say it.

Xin Zhao can't read minds!

Shaking his head silently and sighing, Xin Zhao walked alone in the dark night with only the moonlight.

Anyway, he definitely didn't know what Bai Yu wanted, even if he invited him to live with him at home, he wouldn't think about it.

The only thing he has some concerns about is...

Where will Bai Yu live in the future? !
Really imitate Bai Chi and sleep on a bench in the park, or imitate the worldly expert to dig a hole in the mountain and live the life of a wild crane?

Inexplicably, Xin Zhao sighed.

In fact, this kind of life is not bad.

Anyway, he has done everything he should do, and Bai Yu doesn't need financial assistance, so forget it.Anyway, she is also a lord of the underworld, and he, a mere mortal, shouldn't have to worry about accommodation.

This is like a bunch of others living at the bottom with two thousand salaries.

I just want to feel sorry for those stars with a salary of 8000 million.

Cerebral palsy is not cerebral palsy! ?
Wouldn't it be nice to give your parents a greeting call when you have the time, and think about how to make money to buy them some nutritional supplements as a filial piety?

Noon the next day.

A good day starts with watching gossip.

Xin Zhao sat in the gazebo and watched the gossip in the Tianting group.

Mmm, peeping screen!

He's not the bubbly type.

He prefers to be a voyeur, unless he has to.

How exciting.

The impact of diamond rings on the heavens has declined slightly these days, but some people still mention it occasionally.On the other hand, the engagement between Erlang Zhenjun and the Third Princess of the West Sea was aroused, and it seemed to be a done deal.

During this period, there was another breaking news.

Fairy Chang'e's hair color is on the hot search list in the heavens!
Heart of beauty in everyone.

These gods who have never been exposed to hair dyeing are full of strong interest in Chang'e Fairy's hair color. That's why, chatting about the wind direction, the feeling began to develop in a strange direction.

Dianmu: I asked Fairy Chang'e, she said it was hair dye.

Peach Fairy: Hair dye? !

Dianmu: That's right, Chang'e said it was dyed for her by the Unnamed God.

Fairy Peach: When did it happen?

In fact, there is nothing to do here, although Xin Zhao dyed the hair of Fairy Chang'e when the electric mother broke out, but these are within the acceptable range for Xin Zhao.

He always does some miraculous things in the heavens, and he has long been familiar with the gods in the heavens.

The problem is what she said later...

Dianmu: I heard that a few days ago, Wuming Shangxian went to Guanghan Palace to dye Chang'e. Fairy Chang'e and Wuming Shangxian have a very good relationship. They have been dating in private for a long time, don't you also know?
Fairy Peach: Chang'e told me good things about the nameless immortal yesterday.

Baihua Fairy: @嘉娥仙子, sister, you really like Wuming Shangxian, you two... hehehe...

Fairy Peach: After a while, do you want to drink the wedding wine of the fairy and the nameless immortal?

Electric Mother: Not impossible.

Mother Dian: Chang'e's clothing business was started by the nameless immortal. Last time she even asked us about some styles.

Baihua Fairy: Stop!withdraw!
Baihua Fairy: Something is wrong!
Baihua Fairy: @电MU, sister, I sent it to the wrong group. This is not our group.

brief silence...

The electric mother retracted a message.

Fairy Pantao withdrew a message.

Bai Hua Fairy withdrew a message.

Thanks to the quickness of the three of her hands, all the messages sent were withdrawn in an instant.It's a pity, sometimes it's not because she withdraws, it's useful, don't look at the few bubbling in the group, there are a lot of peeping screens!
Master Siming Xing:? ? ?
Growth King:? ? ?
Marshal Canopy:? ? ?
Rolling shutter general:? ? ?
Canopy Marshal: @结扫大将, junior brother, you are very active these days, don’t you need to guard the door?
Rolling shutter general: @天形marshal, brother, you are very active during this time, don’t you need to eat leftovers?

!!!

This f*cking peeping screen eats a melon, and even eats it on his own head? !

wait? !
It seems that there is still a melon?

Bajie and Drifting are both choking?

Another glance at the group chat.

Marshal Canopy:? ? ?
Rolling shutter general: Don’t ask questions, if you don’t accept it, do it for a while.

Marshal Canopy: Heh!

Marshal Canopy: [Map] Hurry up, I will look down on you if you don’t come.

What is this for? Brothers who learn scriptures are falling apart.

Is there a live broadcast?

Probably not, Xin Zhao silently exited from the chat box.

Senior Dai Yi, if you have a spirit in heaven, don’t blame the younger brother. It’s not the younger brother or a human being. It’s all the fault of the sister-in-law who is too obsessed... Ah, bah, it was the sister-in-law who took the initiative...

It seems that something is not quite right.

Xin Zhao couldn't help scratching his head as he bowed his hands to the sky.

It does not matter!

Anyway, Fairy Chang'e and I are absolutely innocent.

absolute!

Look at my firm and righteous eyes, I will never tell you, senior, that I have seen Chang'e Fairy without any clothes, and there are photos of Chang'e Fairy in disheveled clothes in my mobile phone.

I would never say that.

Regardless of whether Senior Da Yi has heard it or not, Xin Zhao's current situation does not seem to be very good.

Among the many male immortals in heaven, Chang'e Fairy is a goddess.I don't know how many immortals have a little bit of unreasonable thoughts on Fairy Chang'e. If they can form a Taoist couple with her, they can die immediately.

Xin Zhao's situation is a bit embarrassing for Dianmu's revelation.

Ding dong.

Ding dong.

Ding dong.

Friend requests are on the rise.

The Monkey King, Erlang Zhenjun, and the three princesses of Xihai all sent messages, and even the Taishang Laojun sent him a question mark. Obviously, these great immortals were all spying on the screen, and they all saw it.

Master Erlang:? ? ?
Erlang Zhenjun: Congratulations, brother, when did you and Fairy Chang'e happen? How about we get engaged together.

Master Erlang: (smiling expression)

……

The Three Princesses of the West Sea: The person Chang'e always talks about is you! (gossipy face)
……

Monkey King: Brother, there is something (a row of smirking expressions)

Looking at these messages and the expressions of the friends in the friend list that were growing all the time, Zhao Xin felt really dizzy.

Click to open Taishang Laojun's dialog box...

Xin Zhao: Master, save me!
Taishang Laojun: I don't have time to take care of you, so please ask for blessings.

Xin Zhao:? ? ?
Taishang Laojun: When did it happen? (curious)

……

Co-author, you always come to eat melons.

After all, he is also a Sanqing, how can he still like gossip so much at such an advanced age.

After exiting directly from Taishang Laojun's dialog box, Xin Zhao heard the ding-dong-ding-dong notification sound and had a splitting headache.

Ding dong.

Just then, another message popped up on the chat box.

Han Xiangzi: Master Xian, so you and Fairy Chang'e are a couple.

I rely on!

The Eight Immortals know about it.

How many gods in this group are watching the screen.

Xin Zhao: The two of us... can't say that, Fairy Chang'e and I have a better relationship in private, if we have to say we are a couple, anyway, we are still good friends now.

Han Xiangzi: Got it! (A row of clever expressions)
Han Xiangzi: More than friendship, less than lover, Immortal Venerable, I understand this feeling too well!
Xin Zhao: You can give me a break.

Xin Zhao: How are you and He Xiangu doing now?
Han Xiangzi: It's still the same, Xianzun, how long will it take for your side of the diamond ring to heal.

Xin Zhao: Come on!
As soon as the news came out, Qingli and Ju Liujiu, who were lying on their stomachs in the courtyard, meowed twice, and immediately saw Zhao Xiyue coming in from the door, squatting on the ground and touching Qingli and Ju Liujiu. small head.

"Xiyue, why are you back?"

"I came back to pick up something, just in time..." Zhao Xiyue took out a small box from her pocket, "Wang Qing asked me to give it to you."

Wang Qing? !
Really, what did you say? Han Xiangzi was talking about the diamond ring, and this diamond ring came.Xin Zhao hurriedly ran over to catch the box, but Zhao Xiyue pursed her lips and licked her lower lip.

"This looks like a diamond ring?"

"Correct."

"You...who did you buy it for?"

boom! ! !
In an instant, Xin Zhao seemed to be shocked by five thunders.

Death question, here we come!
(End of this chapter)