I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 66 Brother Helps You Capture the Fairy's Heart
watt? !
Did the Great Sage take off Zhenjun Erlang's pants?
I took pictures and sent them to the group.

Xin Zhao clicked on the group without thinking and looked through it frantically.

Yang Jian's father: Come here, show everyone a good-looking one, female friends, respect yourself!
Marshal Tianpeng: Hahahaha!Brother Monkey really has you!

Thor: Hahaha!

Flat Peach Fairy: Rogue.

Nine Heavens Profound Girl:? ? ? ?What are you doing?

Electric Mother: Pfft.

Barefoot Immortal: Amitabha.

Erlang Zhenjun: @杨珊的父亲, I will go to your uncle, monkey, you will die to me!
Erlang Zhenjun: Withdraw it from me.

Yang Jian's father: Hahahaha, my son, seeing that you are so healthy, my father is relieved.

Yang Jian's father: Damn, Yang Jian, are you crazy? You can find clairvoyance to find me, and you are willing to give up a hundred thousand spirit stones once.

Erlang Zhenjun: I will die to you!

Yang Jian’s father: Isn’t it okay if I withdraw?
Yang Jian's father withdrew a message.

Erlang Zhenjun: I will die to you!

God of Wealth: Yang Jian is really popular, and that's not how he joked!Great Sage, you have really gone too far.Cough cough, I saved the picture just now, if you haven't seen it, you can find and buy the picture, five hundred spirit stones.

Erlang Zhenjun: @财神, you also wait to die!

God of Wealth:? ? ?
God of Wealth: True Monarch, I was wrong, I was just joking, you may have set me a bit too far.

Erlang Zhenjun: I will die to you! (furious)
From the news in the group, one could feel Zhenjun Erlang's outrageous anger.

With his never-ending character.

He was able to spend 20 spirit stones ruthlessly to locate the Great Sage and the God of Wealth.

Silently quit the group chat, when he left, the group was still discussing Erlang Zhenjun's private photos.

Looks like God of Wealth has been hammered.

In the group, he posted a short composition to repent of his bad behavior.

"Condolences."

Xin Zhao clicked on Zhenjun Erlang's dialog box to send a message.

"Brother, my life has been ruined by that monkey!" Erlang Zhenjun said angrily, "The image I have built in Tiangong for so many years has been completely ruined!"

Are you sure you have an image? !

Although Zhenjun Erlang is quite pitiful, Xin Zhao couldn't help complaining.

The last time I abducted him for Baicaoye.

Isn't the image already collapsed?
"Then you are going to..."

"I will never die with the monkey!" Erlang Zhenjun scolded angrily, "I know, it was the monkey who asked you to talk to me, buy him some time, right. Tell him, it's useless! I want to wash their Huaguo Mountain with blood, don't even Alive!"

Bloodbath in Huaguo Mountain.

For some reason, Xin Zhao doubted the authenticity of Erlang Zhenjun's words at all.

Xin Zhao can feel it through the screen.

He is really going to do it!
"Zhenjun, it's not that serious." Zhao Xinxing panicked.

"It's not that serious!!!" Erlang Zhenjun, standing on the auspicious clouds, grinned, "He has ruined my life, and I will destroy his world."

"Why did you ruin your life?"

"If I ask him to send out photos like mine, how will I be able to date fairies in heaven and those goddesses in the future!"

ha?
Seeing the message he sent, Xin Zhao was stunned for a while.

He thought it would have a great influence on Yang Jian.

Fairy?

Goddess!
"Just for this?!" Zhao said.

"Isn't that important?"

It seemed that typing could no longer affect the anger in Erlang Zhenjun's heart, so he directly sent a voice message.

I go!

These gods can also make voices.

Xin Zhao clicked the voice button and put it to his ear.

"Dude, do you know how out of balance the male to female ratio is in Heaven now? 4 to 6 females, 4 males to 6 males! I'm not the same as that dead monkey. He wants to be a bachelor for the rest of his life, but I don't want to be alone for the rest of my life."

"He made such a move just now, how can I mess around!"

"I stripped all my pants, I will be a laughing stock in Heaven from now on!"

Uncle Qing.

It sounds quite magnetic.

From the voice sent by Erlang Zhenjun, one can more intuitively feel the anger surging in his heart.

Speaking of which, Tianting feels similar to Xin Zhao.

The male to female ratio is out of balance.

Now here I am, the ratio of young men to men is tens of millions more than women.

The Great Sage treats Xin Zhao very well.

In fact, if the Baicaoye incident is not included in Erlang Zhenjun, Zhao Xin thinks he is quite good.

These two great immortals are really going to fight to the death over this matter.

Xin Zhao really couldn't bear it.

"Do you have that photo, send it to me, and I'll see if I can fix it." Xin Zhao sent a message.

"How do you want to remedy it?" Zhenjun Erlang frowned.

Even though Zhenjun Erlang asked, he still sent the picture to Xin Zhao.

Pictures received.

From Xin Zhao's point of view, it's not a big deal, even if the underlining is pulled down, there is no dew point.

"Look buddy, take it off for me like this!"

"Yang Jian, my buddy told you that this is all a small problem. You are afraid of being single in the future, buddy will help you capture the heart of the goddess!"

After pondering for a long time, Zhao Xin sent the message.

He has roughly thought of a solution.

"Really or not?" Erlang Zhenjun said.

"Believe me or not!" Zhao Xin said.

From Xin Zhao's words, Yang Jian seemed to feel his confidence.

"I... I believe it!"

"Then you go back to the mansion now, take off your upper body, and then make a picture that can show your masculinity and send it to me." Xin Zhao replied.

"what?!"

Master Erlang was dumbfounded.

Their Tianting is still very conservative so far, showing their arms and calves is too much, and Xin Zhao actually let him take it all off.

"You believe me!"

"Row!"

In less than 3 minutes, Zhenjun Erlang sent another picture.

Show off your biceps.

She has eight-pack abs on her belly and strong muscles in her legs.

Xin Zhao pursed his lips and saved the photo, and the one-click retouching made Erlang Zhenjun's edges and corners more distinct, and his eyes were a bit more seductive.

Send pictures.

"Brother, what kind of magic are you doing?"

In fact, this is also the first time Erlang Zhenjun has had his face retouched. The last time he wanted to reshape his face, he used Xin Zhao's Baicao Liquid.

"This is a retouched picture." Xin Zhao replied, "You send this picture to Moments."

"Damn! How could I post such a picture?"

Zhenjun Erlang admitted that this picture looked very manly, but it was too indecent.

"Trust me, send it! If there are little fairies or goddesses who take the initiative to ask you out, just don't forget my kindness." Xin Zhao grinned.

What girl doesn't like that kind of masculine man.

Even if you say you don't like it.

When you see someone showing off their abs, you have to take a sneak peek and maybe even drool.

Yang Jian was originally a heavenly general.

The muscles of the whole body have been developed to the extreme, the lines are obvious, the outline is sharp, and the size is relatively moderate, not the unacceptable bulk of a bodybuilder.

Such muscles are the easiest to get favored.

Goddess is also a woman.

Xin Zhao didn't believe it, they wouldn't like it!
"Dude, this is really not good."

Zhenjun Erlang is still a little embarrassed, if this picture is sent out, he will definitely be beaten as a pervert!
Xin Zhao shook his head in disdain, and replied with a half-frowned brow.

"Trust me, send it!"

"If something goes wrong, it's mine!"

(End of this chapter)