I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 444 In one step, beauties buried together?
O man!

Not long ago, I swore that there was no need for quick-acting heart-relief pills.

He kept saying that he had antibodies against beautiful women.

Now, no, I'm still fascinated by my best friend.

Standing outside the coffee table, Song Keke murmured in her heart, she was already familiar with this kind of scene, and vaguely recalled when she and Xiaoyue first met, even if she was a girl, her soul would be taken away.

When I go out for a walk, I often encounter sudden symptoms ranging from a white-browed grandfather to a young boy in love.

She is used to this kind of scene.

Just ...

"Little uncle, can you restrain yourself a little bit, I'm really embarrassed by this!" Song Keke clenched his fists with both hands and shouted.

"what?!"

Xin Zhao slowly turned his head like a zombie who had lost his soul and lost his ability to think, and he could vaguely see the crystal liquid hanging from his mouth.

"Didn't you ask me to come here for a blind date? I'm very satisfied? Hehe!"

Boom!
Song Keke's head hit the table hard.

It’s not wrong to call it a blind date. Song Keke brought Zhao Xin and Qingqiuyue together because she wanted her little uncle and her best girlfriend to get to know each other.

But don't say it so bluntly, okay? !
Even if you are here for a blind date, you must always pay attention to your image.

Raising his head to reveal his red forehead, Song Keke smiled a little apologetically at Qing Qiuyue, and then pulled Xin Zhao, who was still giggling, to lie next to his ear.

"Little uncle, can you wipe off your drool on a blind date?"

"Huh? Am I drooling?"

Xin Zhao quickly raised his sleeve and wiped the corners of his mouth, and Qing Qiuyue, who was opposite, saw this scene and thoughtfully brought up a tissue.

"Stop wiping with your sleeves, use these."

"Hey, it's okay." Xin Zhao looked like a pig, and wiped his saliva hastily, but also took the facial tissue that Qingqiuyue handed over, carefully folded it and put it in the inner pocket of his clothes, "This paper I You have to keep it well, Nephew Ke Ke, do you know anyone who mounts paintings, frame this paper for me, I want to hang it in my living room!"

"Ah?" Song Keke was stunned.

"That... beauty, why don't you write something on the paper?" Xin Zhao held the paper in both hands, Song Keke raised his hand and pulled him back, suppressing his voice, "Uncle!"

"What's wrong?" Xin Zhao frowned.

"Can you be a gentleman? The first impression is very important." Song Keke said anxiously.

"Isn't it said that you have to show the most authentic side to each other on a blind date? This is my most authentic side." Zhao Xin spread his hands, and immediately grinned and returned to the face of Brother Zhu just now, "Beauty, if it is not convenient to write, print A lipstick mark is also fine."

"Little Master Uncle!"

Song Ke really couldn't help it.

There is no such thing.

When other people see beautiful women, if they really want to show themselves, they will try their best to give full play to their advantages.When she came to her little uncle, how did it become a moron meeting?

"Hey, sorry girl, I haven't introduced myself yet."

"My name is Xin Zhao, Ke Ke's uncle, and the author of "The Bright Moon Thinking of You". I heard that you like my painting very much."

Xin Zhao was immersed in his world, staring at Qing Qiuyue with a smirk and drooling.

"Yes, I particularly like that painting of yours. I've always wanted to see you since I knew you were Keke's uncle." Qingqiu Yue whispered gently.

"Do you like me?"

"Huh?" Qing Qiuyue was stunned by the question.

"do you like me!"

"I...I admire you very much, your picture..."

"Don't mention whether you admire me or not. If you like me, marry me. My conditions are not bad. I am young and promising, with a nine-figure savings. I am a young artist. I will win the youth creation competition this time, and I will gain both fame and fortune." Xin Zhao His mouth was rattling like a machine gun, "You don't have to do anything after marriage, just give birth to me, and I will give you 1000 million if you give birth to one."

"Little Master!!!"

"What's the matter, am I doing this wrong? Isn't a blind date a one-step process?" Xin Zhao was puzzled, and immediately said with a clear expression, "Understood."

Song Keke looked at Xin Zhao anxiously, not knowing what her little uncle understood.

"Beauty, please bury me together!" Xin Zhao stretched out his hand with firm eyes, Song Keke raised his hand to cover his face, covered Xin Zhao's mouth and pressed him on the chair, "Little uncle, please be normal." , or I will take my best friend away!"

puff.

Qing Qiuyue, who was sitting opposite, laughed, and the moment she smiled, the world was overshadowed.The men in the coffee shop seemed to have been enchanted by her, their eyes were glazed over, and their mouths were drooling.

"Quick!! Give me a quick-acting heart-saving pill!"

Xin Zhao, who is at the center of the charisma distribution, also suffers the heaviest charm attack.He exaggeratedly stretched out his hands, stared, kicked his legs, as if he was going to pass without taking the medicine.

After waiting for half a minute, Song Keke didn't come to feed the medicine.

"Without conscience, I want to watch your uncle die." Xin Zhao sat up, snatched the Jiuxin Pill from her hand and threw it in his mouth.

"Can you be a gentleman?" Song Keke frowned.

"What's the use of being a gentleman, don't you think a man has to pretend to be a gentleman to be a good man?" Xin Zhao said, "Let me tell you, such a person is not a good guy, maybe he will encounter something A beast in clothes."

"You are really unreasonable."

In fact, Song Keke also knew that Xin Zhao was right.

Many sanctimonious beasts also like to pretend to be gentlemen to deceive women.

The problem is, there are fake gentlemen among gentlemen, but there must also be real gentlemen. A person like Xin Zhao with an idiotic face, no matter how pure his heart is, no one will be willing to contact him from the first impression.

"Little uncle, I specially found a coffee shop for you two to date, just to hope that the impression of both parties can be better."

"What did you say, a date?" Xin Zhao raised an eyebrow.

"That's right, that's not it. If it's just to meet, I can't find anywhere." Song Keke nodded.

"It turns out that the purpose of coming here is really a date." Xin Zhao hugged his shoulders and sighed, "I thought I was wrong, it was a tea party for the three of us. Since it is a date, you are still doing it here. Well, if you touch your own big [-]-watt light bulb, don't you feel that you are still dazzling here?"

"I……"

Song Keke was stunned by the words, and looked at Qingqiuyue with her lips squirming.

"Ke Ke, this uncle of yours is actually quite interesting. I think he's so nice and real!" Qing Qiuyue smiled gently, "I like this kind of honesty."

"See, it's very good, very real!"

Xin Zhao stared at the two big eyes, and knocked on the coffee table with a look of disgust.

"What do you understand, young man?"

"Nothing!"

(End of this chapter)