I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 253 You were a badass in your previous life!
"I am back."

The door of the ward was pushed open, and Zuo Lan walked in carrying a plastic bag.

Not long after I came in, I heard her with a lolita look, sitting on a chair with disgust and peeling the egg skin.

Xin Zhao asked her to buy it.

Wu Xia was beaten so badly by him that her eyes were turned into panda eyes.

Eggs seem to be quite useful when watching TV dramas.

Xin Zhao just wanted to feel the charm of eggs for promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis.

Life is all about experience.

Standing in front of the window sill, Xin Zhao looked at the world outside the window, listening to the sound of the egg skin being peeled off, and also heard Zuo Lan's small mouth couldn't stop complaining.

"I really suspect that you have a problem with your mind now."

"Sister Wu Xia said that she is the second person in charge of the Jiangnan Division of the Dao League. Could it be ordinary people who can hold this position?"

"You still provoke her!"

"Provocation is fine, even if she hits you, it's just to frighten you."

"You fight back?!"

Xin Zhao, standing in front of the window sill like a statue, coughed, raised his hand and touched his nose.

I'm going to beat him up!
Is he the kind of character to be slaughtered?
And he is also the kind of hands-on conditioned reflex, who knew that just as soon as he grabbed Wu Xia's wrist, she was really angry.

A thunderbolt elbow followed by a Kabuda super shoulder throw.

It was an inch punch to his eyes.

This set of combo attacks is lightning fast, and anyone who hits Xin Zhao is stupid.

After being sanctioned by justice, there will be a picture of Xin Zhao just now, like a good baby, who can only speak quickly in his heart behind his back.

"Well, here it is for you."

Zuo Lan, who had peeled the egg, came up.

Xin Zhao tilted his head to look at the sauce-brown egg in Zuo Lan's hand, and then looked at her small face.

"Are you sure you're thinking okay?"

"What's wrong with me." Zuo Lan stared, "There are only tea eggs sold outside the hospital, where can I buy normal boiled eggs for you?"

"Then what is your other hand doing?"

Zuo Lan also has a tea egg in his left hand, and Xin Zhao only needs the caress of an egg in one eye.

"I ate it myself." In front of Xin Zhao, Zuo Lan took a bite, and raised her eyebrows happily, "The skin I bought specially is broken, and it's quite tasty."

Xin Zhao reluctantly took the tea eggs over.

Tea eggs are tea eggs.

Zuo Lan had already given him face by not buying him a hillbilly egg.

"How is it? Is it easy to use?" Zuo Lan, who stuffed an egg into his mouth, said vaguely.

"It's not bad." Xin Zhao shrugged, "It's just a little scratchy."

"Who made you insist on looking for trouble when you have nothing to do? If you tell sister Wu Xia obediently, will she beat her?" Zuo Lan curled her lips contemptuously, "I don't have that ability, and everyone has thought of two tricks."

"Hit you!"

Xin Zhao made a fist with his left hand and waved it twice.

It's already miserable to be beaten, and you have to be educated by this little loli who hasn't graduated from high school.

"You are as good as I am." Zuo Lan pouted, "If you are really powerful, you can tell Li Daoyi what you said, and you will be chopped into flesh and blood with two knives."

"Hey, Zuo Lan."

Just mentioning Li Daoyi here, Xin Zhao has always been curious about swordsmen.

"Does your family use swords?"

"Isn't what you said nonsense?" The disgust on Zuo Lan's face grew even stronger, "A sword is a gentleman of a hundred soldiers. There are many people who use swords in the world. Can my family not have one?"

"Are they good with swords?" Zhao asked.

"It feels quite powerful." Zuo Lan pondered for a while, "It's not particularly bad. Yes, I just want to tell you, just with your brashness, you have to be careful when you meet someone with a sword in the future. .”

"Why?!" Xin Zhao was puzzled.

"Young man, Teacher Zuo Lan will teach you a lesson!"

Follow Zuo Lan's explanation.

There is an unwritten rule in Jianghu, the main martial arts cannot be refused when challenged, just like when Liu Yan went to Baihemen to pay homage to the mountain before, he could not refuse!
Maybe you are on the street, and you know that there are people from the rivers and lakes mixing in the secular world.

But you can't see their weapons.

You can't be sure of their identity.

Swordsmen are different!
As a swordsman, the most basic thing is to never leave the sword.

This point is vividly demonstrated by Xin Zhao from Li Daoyi. Even if he goes to the bathroom to take a bath, he will still take the sword in his hand.

holding a sword.

It's a signal that you are a man in the rivers and lakes.

Naturally, swordsman is also the most challenged profession in the arena.

If you lose the challenge!

He is not qualified to hold a sword.

"Among the people who use swords now, as long as it's not those young masters who think swords are more handsome, or those who want to be handsome, those who dare to use swords have real skills." Zuo Lan reminded, "So in the future, don't Mess with those with swords, it is very likely that they are experienced generations."

"There is such a saying!"

Xin Zhao frowned and raised his hand to rub his chin.

This is also his habitual action for many years. Whenever he thinks about a problem, he will subconsciously touch his chin.

"Then if someone challenges maliciously, such as a wheel battle, what should we do if the senior challenges the junior?" Zhao Dao said.

"How can there be such a thick-skinned person!" Zuo Lanbai gave Zhao Xin a look, "Jianghu is very particular about morality, challenges are generally challenged by peers, or juniors challenge seniors, how can seniors shamelessly challenge juniors, Have you ever seen an adult bullying a primary school student?"

"I have seen!"

Xin Zhao replied seriously, he not only saw but also saw a lot.

Say nothing else.

As far as those outside elementary and junior high schools ask students for money, aren't they all adults or high school students, who specifically bully children.

"There is no such person in Jianghu." Zuo Lan originally wanted to answer absolutely, but after thinking about it, not everyone in this world can be called a person, so he changed his mind, "There are very few, if you do meet, Just refuse! He is the one who shames me!"

"Then if you are defeated, there must be people who are shameless and still use swords."

"You were a brawler in your previous life!" Zuo Lan wrinkled her nose and frowned unhappily, "I remind you kindly, why do you keep flirting with me?"

"I'm just stating the facts! Do you dare to say that there is no such person?"

"I'm too lazy to talk to you!" Zuo Lan seemed really angry, and raised his hand to snatch the tea eggs from Xin Zhao's eyes and stuff them into his mouth, saying vaguely, "Then you'll mess with those people in the future, and you'll be beaten when the time comes." I don't care about you."

"It's useless to care about it, you can't beat me!" Xin Zhao muttered.

"You!!!!" Zuo Lan pouted immediately, seeing his appearance of eating people, Xin Zhao raised his hand and touched her little head, "Okay, don't be angry, I was wrong! In the future I will choose Sexually pretending to beep, don't worry!"

Seeing that Zuo Lan was still angry, Xin Zhao leaned forward with a smile.

"I invite you to drink milk tea."

"Pearl milk tea, less pudding." Zuo Lan muttered with a wrinkled face, Xin Zhao ordered a cup from his phone, and said with a smile, "It's ready!"

"It's your acquaintance."

Not long after, Zuo Lan's tense face softened a little.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xin Zhao also rubbed his hands.

"Zuo Lan."

"You must have swordsmanship cheats at home."

"Yes, what's wrong?" Zuo Lan raised his eyebrows, and Xin Zhao suddenly felt happy, "Then can you give me a set? I also want to experience what it's like to be a swordsman."

Xin Zhao grabbed the broom in the room and made a pose that he thought was very handsome.

"Yes you can."

Without any hesitation, Zuo Lan took out his phone and clicked a few times, and Xin Zhao's phone received a message.

So open? !
Why was it sent to him on his mobile phone? Could it be that cheat books are so up-to-date now that they don’t need to be bound into books, but can be consulted on the Internet.

It's possible to think about it, now that technology is so advanced.

Today's comics are actually just like bound books in ancient times.

Raising his hand and pinching Zuo Lan's small face, Xin Zhao excitedly turned on the phone.

"(ノへ￣、)"

Xin Zhao silently looked at the message from Zuo Lan on his phone.

What she sent herself turned out to be a comic, which was still being serialized.

"What are you doing! I want the secret book of swordsmanship!"

"That's what it is."

Zuo Lan shrugged, pointing to the comic she sent to Xin Zhao.

"The author of this comic was drawn by a swordsmanship master in our family. People in our family must read this comic if they want to practice swords."

"You will be charged after twenty chapters."

"Any creation is the product of the creator's hard work!"

"Remember to support the original version."

(End of this chapter)