I collect waste in heaven
Chapter 196 A Wonderful Training Method
Chapter 196 A Wonderful Training Method
On the way back to school.
Qiu Yuankai and the others gave Xin Zhao a thumbs up.
Xin Zhao pursed his lips and smiled, but he didn't take what happened just now to his heart.
It was really the guy who smoked too much.
Knowing that Wang Yan's mother had a respiratory disease, he deliberately sprayed smoke on her face, jokingly calling her disabled.
This kind of scum, it's good if he didn't kill him.
"What are you guys going to do, go online?!" Xin Zhao tilted his head and glanced at his roommates.
"I'm not going." To Xin Zhao's surprise, Qiu Yuankai and the others shook their heads vigorously, "We are going back to the dormitory to practice and absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth."
"Huh?!" Xin Zhao was stunned.
"Old Five, you should join us too." Liang Zhixin looked at Zhao Dao Dao with piercing eyes, "Don't you dream of becoming a martial arts hero?"
"How many of you are possessed by evil spirits?"
Xin Zhao looked at them with a frown, Qiu Yuankai and the others also frowned.
"What bewitched us? We've come to our senses." Qiu Yuankai breathed out deeply, "We played the game for a few hours last night, and then learned from the pain. There is no comparison between games and martial arts heroes. We I have decided not to go online anymore and to practice seriously to realize the supreme path."
"That's right, we also want to become people like the Masked Heroes." Bi Tianze straightened his chest and raised his head.
"you……"
If there is no accident, the roommates will be like this, probably because of kicking the hall.
It's just that he didn't expect the impact of kicking the stadium to be so great on them.
Seriously practice? !
Evidence is supreme?
Are they trying to become immortals?
"We stayed up late yesterday and read more than a dozen martial arts novels about cultivation. Everyone has roughly summarized a set of cultivation techniques. If you come, Lao Wu, we can teach them to you for free." Bi Tianze said.
"Fiction?!" Xin Zhao was shocked.
"There are also comics." Lang Gaoyuan added, his eyes sparkled, "I've read a total of [-] comics!"
"Aren't you afraid of going crazy?" Xin Zhao asked with his eyes wide open.
"We have thought about this." Liang Zhixin patted his chest, "When we practice, there will be a basin of water in the dormitory. If anyone breaks out, we can put it out with water. As long as the fire is not burning, they will not become possessed."
"Extinguished?!"
Xin Zhao was really dumbfounded by them.
"Where did you see this?"
"Comic." Lang Gaoyuan raised his hand, "I read it from a comic last night."
"Lying! Slot!"
shocked.
These few roommates of theirs were really scary, hearing what they said, Xin Zhao felt his scalp tingling.
"I just don't have time during this time. If we have time, we plan to go climbing, jump off a cliff or something." Liang Zhixin said, "According to my research, nine out of ten novels will get martial arts cheats, masterpieces, etc. Inheritance or natural treasures, panacea."
"Then there is another one?" Xin Zhao asked.
"All of them!" Liang Zhixin said seriously.
Looking into the glowing eyes of his roommates, Xin Zhao could feel that they were not joking.
"Don't make trouble, you really believe in such things." Xin Zhao looked at his roommates with a worried face, why didn't they find out that they were so secondary? !
"It's better to believe what it has than to believe it doesn't."
Qiu Yuankai, the eldest brother in the dormitory, took the lead in messing around, and said sternly.
"You want us to get real martial arts cheats, where can we get them. All you have to do is to explore, besides, are you sure that the person who wrote the novel is not a martial arts hero?"
"Very likely, those cultivation methods are useful!"
!!!
I really have you, brother Kai.
You can think of such a genius logic, which is not at all like you who used to have strong limbs and a simple mind.
"The school didn't announce what cultivation or non-cultivation it is." Xin Zhao frowned and comforted, "You can't just think that you can really become a martial arts hero just because you kicked the hall and your head is hot."
"Old Five, this is your short-sightedness!"
Bi Tianze touched his hair, his eyes shining with wisdom.
"One step at a time, one step at a time. If we wait until the school announces it before we start, it will be too late!"
Got it.
It seems that there is probably no way to persuade them.
Xin Zhao didn't mean that he deliberately didn't want his roommates to practice, martial arts is inevitable in the future, and he also wanted his roommates to go further.
It's just that their thoughts are too scary!
"Then practice, don't jump off the cliff! Remember, don't jump off the cliff, as long as you don't jump off the cliff, you can do whatever you want."
If this is true according to the books they read, they will jump down the cliff.
Go directly to reincarnation!
What else do you practice?
Cultivation still needs to pay attention to rules and regulations.
Xin Zhao didn't think that the way those novels and comics were put together could really allow them to practice successfully.Moreover, among his former roommates, Liang Zhixin once revealed that his physique has changed to some extent.
Others may not know what 'Qi' is.
Most of them can't be broken.
Then let them do whatever they want. Anyway, according to Xin Zhao's estimate, they will have to give up in a few days.
"Lao Wu, are you really not going to come with us?" Liang Zhixin came up and opened the memo on his phone, "Look, this is the result of my studying all night. I have marked the steps. If you come, I will share it with you. you."
"Forget it, I'm already a hero." Xin Zhao said with a wry smile.
Of course Qiu Yuankai and the others knew what Zhao Xin said, and curled their lips.
"At this time, it's a bit too much to pretend to be a masked hero."
"I really am!" Xin Zhao frowned, "If you believe in me, please be careful with me, maybe I can give you a set of cheats, pure cheats, the kind that can really become a hero after using it."
"Ha ha."
Several roommates immediately hugged their shoulders and walked towards the dormitory, shoulder to shoulder.
"Let's go."
"It seems that the fifth child doesn't believe in our wild ways."
"But it doesn't matter, if we really succeed in cultivation, we will definitely come to give you a hand." Qiu Yuankai turned his head and raised his eyebrows, and immediately hugged the other roommates, "Go back to the dormitory and start our first step to prove the supreme road. Build the foundation!"
"Building a foundation, what building a foundation, is to refine Qi first." Liang Zhixin said.
"Body training!" Bi Tianze said.
"What do you think, you should wash the essence and cut the marrow first, and then condense the pill." Lang Gaoyuan frowned.
"Shouldn't fighting energy turn into a horse?" Zhou Muyan said weakly.
"Your one is a fake pirated version."
"Your is the pirated version, mine is absolutely the best."
"Okay, then let's practice separately and see who of us succeeds first."
"Separate, separate, who is afraid of whom!"
Xin Zhao stared at his roommates dumbfounded. A second ago, they hooked their shoulders and draped their backs like they were wearing a pair of pants, and now they parted ways.
Tired!
Can't help but raise his hand to cover his face, Xin Zhao silently thought about his punching technique.
Looking at the backs of their roommates who are still arguing.
Obviously, you should practice boxing first.
Pooh!
A bunch of bootlegs!
(End of this chapter)
On the way back to school.
Qiu Yuankai and the others gave Xin Zhao a thumbs up.
Xin Zhao pursed his lips and smiled, but he didn't take what happened just now to his heart.
It was really the guy who smoked too much.
Knowing that Wang Yan's mother had a respiratory disease, he deliberately sprayed smoke on her face, jokingly calling her disabled.
This kind of scum, it's good if he didn't kill him.
"What are you guys going to do, go online?!" Xin Zhao tilted his head and glanced at his roommates.
"I'm not going." To Xin Zhao's surprise, Qiu Yuankai and the others shook their heads vigorously, "We are going back to the dormitory to practice and absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth."
"Huh?!" Xin Zhao was stunned.
"Old Five, you should join us too." Liang Zhixin looked at Zhao Dao Dao with piercing eyes, "Don't you dream of becoming a martial arts hero?"
"How many of you are possessed by evil spirits?"
Xin Zhao looked at them with a frown, Qiu Yuankai and the others also frowned.
"What bewitched us? We've come to our senses." Qiu Yuankai breathed out deeply, "We played the game for a few hours last night, and then learned from the pain. There is no comparison between games and martial arts heroes. We I have decided not to go online anymore and to practice seriously to realize the supreme path."
"That's right, we also want to become people like the Masked Heroes." Bi Tianze straightened his chest and raised his head.
"you……"
If there is no accident, the roommates will be like this, probably because of kicking the hall.
It's just that he didn't expect the impact of kicking the stadium to be so great on them.
Seriously practice? !
Evidence is supreme?
Are they trying to become immortals?
"We stayed up late yesterday and read more than a dozen martial arts novels about cultivation. Everyone has roughly summarized a set of cultivation techniques. If you come, Lao Wu, we can teach them to you for free." Bi Tianze said.
"Fiction?!" Xin Zhao was shocked.
"There are also comics." Lang Gaoyuan added, his eyes sparkled, "I've read a total of [-] comics!"
"Aren't you afraid of going crazy?" Xin Zhao asked with his eyes wide open.
"We have thought about this." Liang Zhixin patted his chest, "When we practice, there will be a basin of water in the dormitory. If anyone breaks out, we can put it out with water. As long as the fire is not burning, they will not become possessed."
"Extinguished?!"
Xin Zhao was really dumbfounded by them.
"Where did you see this?"
"Comic." Lang Gaoyuan raised his hand, "I read it from a comic last night."
"Lying! Slot!"
shocked.
These few roommates of theirs were really scary, hearing what they said, Xin Zhao felt his scalp tingling.
"I just don't have time during this time. If we have time, we plan to go climbing, jump off a cliff or something." Liang Zhixin said, "According to my research, nine out of ten novels will get martial arts cheats, masterpieces, etc. Inheritance or natural treasures, panacea."
"Then there is another one?" Xin Zhao asked.
"All of them!" Liang Zhixin said seriously.
Looking into the glowing eyes of his roommates, Xin Zhao could feel that they were not joking.
"Don't make trouble, you really believe in such things." Xin Zhao looked at his roommates with a worried face, why didn't they find out that they were so secondary? !
"It's better to believe what it has than to believe it doesn't."
Qiu Yuankai, the eldest brother in the dormitory, took the lead in messing around, and said sternly.
"You want us to get real martial arts cheats, where can we get them. All you have to do is to explore, besides, are you sure that the person who wrote the novel is not a martial arts hero?"
"Very likely, those cultivation methods are useful!"
!!!
I really have you, brother Kai.
You can think of such a genius logic, which is not at all like you who used to have strong limbs and a simple mind.
"The school didn't announce what cultivation or non-cultivation it is." Xin Zhao frowned and comforted, "You can't just think that you can really become a martial arts hero just because you kicked the hall and your head is hot."
"Old Five, this is your short-sightedness!"
Bi Tianze touched his hair, his eyes shining with wisdom.
"One step at a time, one step at a time. If we wait until the school announces it before we start, it will be too late!"
Got it.
It seems that there is probably no way to persuade them.
Xin Zhao didn't mean that he deliberately didn't want his roommates to practice, martial arts is inevitable in the future, and he also wanted his roommates to go further.
It's just that their thoughts are too scary!
"Then practice, don't jump off the cliff! Remember, don't jump off the cliff, as long as you don't jump off the cliff, you can do whatever you want."
If this is true according to the books they read, they will jump down the cliff.
Go directly to reincarnation!
What else do you practice?
Cultivation still needs to pay attention to rules and regulations.
Xin Zhao didn't think that the way those novels and comics were put together could really allow them to practice successfully.Moreover, among his former roommates, Liang Zhixin once revealed that his physique has changed to some extent.
Others may not know what 'Qi' is.
Most of them can't be broken.
Then let them do whatever they want. Anyway, according to Xin Zhao's estimate, they will have to give up in a few days.
"Lao Wu, are you really not going to come with us?" Liang Zhixin came up and opened the memo on his phone, "Look, this is the result of my studying all night. I have marked the steps. If you come, I will share it with you. you."
"Forget it, I'm already a hero." Xin Zhao said with a wry smile.
Of course Qiu Yuankai and the others knew what Zhao Xin said, and curled their lips.
"At this time, it's a bit too much to pretend to be a masked hero."
"I really am!" Xin Zhao frowned, "If you believe in me, please be careful with me, maybe I can give you a set of cheats, pure cheats, the kind that can really become a hero after using it."
"Ha ha."
Several roommates immediately hugged their shoulders and walked towards the dormitory, shoulder to shoulder.
"Let's go."
"It seems that the fifth child doesn't believe in our wild ways."
"But it doesn't matter, if we really succeed in cultivation, we will definitely come to give you a hand." Qiu Yuankai turned his head and raised his eyebrows, and immediately hugged the other roommates, "Go back to the dormitory and start our first step to prove the supreme road. Build the foundation!"
"Building a foundation, what building a foundation, is to refine Qi first." Liang Zhixin said.
"Body training!" Bi Tianze said.
"What do you think, you should wash the essence and cut the marrow first, and then condense the pill." Lang Gaoyuan frowned.
"Shouldn't fighting energy turn into a horse?" Zhou Muyan said weakly.
"Your one is a fake pirated version."
"Your is the pirated version, mine is absolutely the best."
"Okay, then let's practice separately and see who of us succeeds first."
"Separate, separate, who is afraid of whom!"
Xin Zhao stared at his roommates dumbfounded. A second ago, they hooked their shoulders and draped their backs like they were wearing a pair of pants, and now they parted ways.
Tired!
Can't help but raise his hand to cover his face, Xin Zhao silently thought about his punching technique.
Looking at the backs of their roommates who are still arguing.
Obviously, you should practice boxing first.
Pooh!
A bunch of bootlegs!
(End of this chapter)
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