I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 1533 Jokes

"well said!"

Sword Spirit applauded loudly.

Don't care if you can understand these words, anyway, it seems to be very philosophical, so it's not wrong to cheer.

"It's a good head."

Xin Zhao slapped Sword Spirit on the back of the head with a slap. This slap almost made him lie face down on the ground, and his head buzzed even more.

Covering his head with his little hands, Sword Spirit pouted and looked aggrieved.

Regret!
The current sword master is not as gentle as before, this slap almost knocked his soul out of his body.

"Come on, can you explain to me what's the point?" Xin Zhao frowned slightly, and the sword spirit, who was standing still and covering the back of his head, pondered for a while, "Well, well..."

"talk."

"It probably means that the central idea is..."

"You don't know it just by looking at it, but you know it's rambunctious." Xin Zhao raised his hand again, covering the sword spirit's head in fright and took a few steps back, staring straight at him.

"Would you like to see again?"

Seeing that Sword Spirit's eyes seemed a little dissatisfied, Xin Zhao raised his fingers and lowered his eyebrows, "Are you dissatisfied or something, and want to take action with the sword? Boy, if you look at me with that look again, believe it or not, I will directly Run away. After I return, I will contact Lu Ban to forge an immortal weapon for me and buy a sword spirit in the Upper Immortal Realm... Weapon spirits should not be rare in the Immortal Realm, right? Don't talk about upgrading, I won't need you in the future. Believe it or not?"

"Yeah, I was wrong, sword master, why did you do this!"

Sword Spirit stretched out his small hand, trotted up to him, and knocked Xin Zhao's leg flatteringly.

"Sword Master, Sword Master is wrong."

"Who was wrong?" Chao Xi glared.

"I!"

The sword spirit pressed his small hand on his chest, knelt on one knee as if holding the red sun rising from the east with both hands.

"I am in a hurry to save a word, the sword master is not to be blamed. The sword master is wise and powerful, and his skills are unrivaled. It is the honor of my life to be the sword spirit of the sword master. The sword master... What a hero!"

"Pfft."

Seeing this scene, Ling'er couldn't help laughing.

"Doggie."

"What do you woman know?" The sword spirit, who was flattering just a second ago, became very fierce when he looked at Ling'er, "I admire the sword master from the bottom of my heart, and I respect the sword master's heart, the sun and the moon. Kejian, you actually said that I am a dog's leg... Yes, I am, and it is my honor to be a dog's leg for the sword master!"

"Shameless, flattering and flattering at a young age, will it be okay when you grow up?" Ling'er curled her lips.

"I am willing!"

"You would like to eat farts and collapse yourself two miles away. There is an old fool in two miles away who will take off your pants... son..." Ling'er, who was pinching her waist with her hands, suddenly covered her mouth with her hands.

Sword Spirit's face glowed green when he heard this, and Xin Zhao couldn't stop laughing.

"Ling'er, you... where did you learn it?"

"I... I don't know either." Ling'er blushed, her cheeks were hot, and she bit her lips tightly as she held her face in her little hands, "Maybe I saw it on the Internet."

"Hahaha……"

Xin Zhao couldn't help laughing out loud, especially when these words came from Linger's mouth, it made him want to laugh even more.

"It's all your fault!"

Ling'er, who was ashamed by Xin Zhao's smile, walked over and slapped Jian Ling on the back of the head.

???

This slap made Sword Spirit's eyes straight?
what's going on!
He was scolded in jingles and even slapped. How could such a thing happen? What kind of justice was it? !
"You are too bullying!" Jian Ling stared angrily, Zhao Xin frowned, "Ling'er is a girl, you give her a little bit, she has the demeanor that a man should have. Alright, this sword master will show you something Chance, if you kill the enemy bravely this time, I will continue to use you in the future, go sharpen your sword."

"Got it!"

As soon as the sword is sharpened, the sword spirit comes to life.After answering, Sword Spirit's small hand turned out a sharpening stone, twin swords appeared in his hand, squatting on the ground, he sharpened the sword vigorously.

He has to sharpen his sword, wait and perform well!

Stretched lazily,

Xin Zhao lowered his eyes and glanced behind him.

That's where the supervisors killed by Tite died. The prison was destroyed by the spiritual energy released by Xin Zhao just now. There were gravels everywhere, and those supervisors were also crushed by huge boulders. Blood was flowing out along the cracks in the stones. .

Only where Tite fell did not a single stone fall.

"Eh."

Walking a few steps in front of Tite, Xin Zhao raised his hand and patted his face.

"Wake up, don't pretend to be dead."

Tite, who was slapped on the face by Xin Zhao, didn't move at all, but his throat moved up and down, as if he was pretending to be dead now.Seeing this scene, Xin Zhao squinted and smiled, and coughed.

"It turns out that you are dead. As long as you were not crushed by the stone, then I will give you a punch myself."

"Don't..." Suddenly, Tite, who was lying on the ground and pretended to be dead, jumped up, "Ato...uh, a human expert, I have no intention of being your enemy."

"Did you recognize me?" Xin Zhao asked with a smile.

Tite shook her head like a rattle.

"Don't pretend." Zhao Xin took out a bottle of Shennong Baicao Liquid from his arms, and threw a large pack of Lingshi in front of him, "Whether you recognize me or not, this bottle of Shennong Baicao Liquid is for you. A small sip of your strength can heal your injuries. These spirit stones are probably enough for you to be cool for a lifetime, don’t stay in the Taka Kingdom, take your family members to other countries to hide your identity.”

Tite stared straight at the Lingshi on the ground.

It is roughly estimated that such a large bag must contain tens of thousands of spirit stones, and the quality is excellent, which is much higher than the low-quality spirit stones.

With his current salary, it is indeed enough for him to earn for a lifetime.

He kept swallowing his saliva, looked at the Lingshi on the ground and slowly raised his head with a wry smile.

"Monsieur Athos..."

"Look, didn't you still recognize me?" Xin Zhao snorted, Tite also scratched his head and said, "How do you know?"

"I didn't pay attention to you when I came in. How did they die?"

Xin Zhao pouted at the supervisors who were crushed by the boulder, and Tite also smiled.

"I read you right, are you covering for me?" Xin Zhao smiled and said, "Although you are a demon, you are also loyal enough. I am a person who will repay my kindness. You too That's stupid enough, you killed them all, and you just pretended to be dead, do you think the demons can let you go?"

"I... didn't think about it that much. They said at the time that they would close the seal on the door again, so I was in a hurry..."

"Take the spirit stone and go." Xin Zhao whispered, "Before the army of the demons arrives, you go back through the back door of your city supervisor and take your family and leave from the royal city. If you are in the demons I can't get along anymore, if I'm still alive, you can go to the human race to find me."

"Monsieur Athos."

"Don't call me Athos, I made up this name, my real name is Xin Zhao."

"Zhao..."

Suddenly, Tite's eyes widened, looking at Xin Zhao dumbfounded.

Xin Zhao's name is very popular in the royal city.

"Scared?" Xin Zhao grinned, Tite shook his head, "No, I just didn't expect you to be Xin Zhao. Mr. Zhao, you let me go, do you want to stay here?"

"Correct!"

Xin Zhao nodded slightly, looking at the broken gate of the city watchman.

"I'm going to wait here."

"Mr. Zhao, don't blame me for talking too much. Although you have killed all directions in our city supervisor, you have also killed many royal guards. But none of us can represent the cutting-edge combat power of the royal city." Tite lowered his eyes and said worriedly , "Aside from other things, the personal guards in the royal inner city, and the guards of the second battle group, they are the forces that really deter foreign enemies in the royal city of Taka."

"You think I'm not their opponent?"

"I didn't mean that. Mr. Zhao's hands and eyes are open to the sky. I just... remind you a little bit."

"I'm determined." Xin Zhao sighed softly, then took a long breath and said, "No matter how powerful the person who comes is, I can't leave. I have an account to settle with King Taka. No matter who you are, you are a monster or a monster, I will take care of you."

"Mr. Zhao has courage!"

"Stop complimenting me here. If I were you... now take this bag of spirit stones and run away quickly. When the demon army really arrives and surrounds the city prison from front to back, you can pretend to be dead." Can't tell."

"This……"

Tite pondered for a while, staring at the bag of spirit stones, and finally hugged the spirit stones in his arms.

"Thank you Mr. Zhao for your reward. I'm right here... I wish Mr. Zhao the best of luck."

"You really are a demon." Xin Zhao shook his head, "You sell your country so happily, you tell the enemy that the flag is triumphant, aren't you a traitor?"

"Hey, we are not from the Kingdom of Taka, we just come here to ask for a meal."

"Let's go."

"Then...Mr. Zhao, am I going to leave?"

"Ah."

Xin Zhao watched Tite running towards the back door of the city supervisor with a large bag of spirit stones in his hands. Ling'er wrinkled her nose and walked up to look at Tite's back with a look of disgust.

"Master, why don't you kill him directly."

"Why did you kill him?" Xin Zhao was a little puzzled, and Linger said displeasedly, "His behavior is traitorous. I saw the early history on the Internet, and it was because there were many people like him that..."

"It's all for food."

Xin Zhao smiled nonchalantly, "Besides, he is not my compatriot. If my compatriot did this kind of thing, then I would definitely kill him with a sword and spit him! If he is not a compatriot, then it doesn't matter. What can this kind of thing have anything to do with me, not to mention that I am the buyer to him."

"Anyway, I just don't like this kind of guy."

"Ling'er, anyone exists for a reason. If the enemy's country has more such talents, it would be great. If it's all made of iron, it will be a real headache." Xin Zhao raised his hand and touched Ling'er With his little head, he said, "Okay, don't be sulking because of him anymore, you can enter my sea of ​​consciousness, I can feel that the demon army is very close."

After a long silence, Linger uttered a question from the depths of her soul.

"Master, are you really going to fight the demons to the death?"

(End of this chapter)