I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 1486 Master, did you fry the furnace again?
Tears of the Dragon? !

It does sound like a holy medicine.

It can heal internal injuries and eliminate the residual poison of the elixir. It has no side effects and is completely beneficial and harmless.

But who knows the truth?
Fortunately, Xin Zhao's social circle is wide enough, and there is no one who dares to compete with the Taoist Tianzun Taishang Laojun in alchemy.

"Master, are you looking for the Supreme Lord?" Ling'er asked in surprise.

"If you don't look for him, who else is more professional than him in alchemy?" Xin Zhao squinted his eyes and chuckled, and Ling'er also nodded with a smile, "That's right, then... Master, isn't Immortal Domain right now? It's a mess, can Taishang Laojun get back to you in seconds?"

"Hey……"

Xin Zhao smiled without saying a word, put his hand on the table and tapped the table lightly with his fingers.

"Three, two, one..."

Ding dong.

Almost at the moment when Zhao Xin's voice fell, there was a ding-dong sound in the sea of ​​consciousness, and in the chat box of the virtual screen, a bright red "1" appeared in the dialog box of Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun: Say it!

Linger, who was staring at the screen, had a look of surprise in her big eyes, and Xin Zhao smiled and pouted towards the virtual screen as a matter of course.

"How about it? Give him the countdown of three counts, and he will have to stop bubbling when I count down. Maybe he won't care about others. If he dares not reply when I send a message, then he is really daring."

From the news of Taishang Laojun through the screen, he could see his impatience suppressing his anger.

With a slight smile, Xin Zhao dragged the virtual screen in front of him, tapping his fingers rhythmically on the screen.

Xianyu 33 Chongtian Tushita Palace.

At this moment, Taishang Laojun was sitting on the futon in disgrace, his eyes fixed on the bombed-out pill furnace in front of him.

The fryer is up!
It can be said that Taishang Laojun has been immersed in the alchemy path for tens of thousands of years, and the number of times he has exploded the furnace is very few.After becoming famous and ranking among the Three Pure Ones, the number of furnace explosions is even rarer, and it only happens when refining high-level elixirs and magical elixirs.

Just now, the most basic Guiyuan Pill he refined actually exploded?
Unprecedented, unheard of!

Taishang Laojun himself was a little dazed, wondering what was going on, how could such a thing happen to a panacea that was not even an elixir.

Could it be that it has been too long since alchemy is unfamiliar?

and……

That thief boy Xin Zhao appeared out of nowhere, making Taishang Laojun's mood even worse.

"Master, don't pay too much attention to it. Frying furnaces is actually very common." The boy Yinling comforted softly, "We often fry furnaces too. It's such a normal thing. Let's not be angry."

"roll!"

Hearing the relief from the Yinling boy, Taishang Laojun suddenly became furious.

"Who sent you here?"

"I... I heard your sudden bang, and I didn't want to come and see you... er, to see if Master is still alive... Uh, I..." The silver spirit boy said for a long time, but also I couldn't think of a decent word.

The Taishang Laojun who was sitting on the futon was also full of energy and blood, and the blood vessels in his neck burst out.

"piss off!"

"Hey, come on, Master, I'm used to things like frying furnaces, so don't let it get you. If you need some experience in frying furnaces, you can come to my disciples. I dare not say anything else. Frying furnaces …Among my brothers and sisters, they definitely have the right to speak." The silver spirit boy slapped his chest, not to mention how proud he was.

Look at that proud look.

Taishang Laojun only felt his blood pressure jump up in a jiffy.

Fryer, is it an honor?
How the hell was he so blind back then that he accepted such a thing as his apprentice, and the fryer was one of the best among his fellow apprentices, so he was quite proud.

"You... hurry up and get out of this deity!"

This made the Taishang Laojun angry, he didn't even need the sunglasses, he pulled them off and threw them at the Yinling Boy.The silver spirit boy standing in front of the door of the alchemy room deftly moved to the side, and reached out to grab the sunglasses.

"Thank you, Master, for the reward."

The silver spirit boy shouted, put on the sunglasses in front of the Taishang Laojun, turned around and held up the communicator, gestured with scissors, and framed the Taishang Laojun and the pill furnace that was blown up behind him.

"Come on, Master, shout with the disciples, Eggplant!"

"I'll poach you..." The Taishang Laojun in front of blowing up the alchemy furnace was so angry that he almost broke his vows, and immediately grabbed the futon below and threw it towards the silver spirit boy.

With a clicking sound, a photo freezes.

In the photo, the silver spirit boy is wearing sunglasses and smiling with scissors hands, Taishang Laojun is so angry that his face is like black charcoal, and the futon in his hand is frozen in the air flying to the silver spirit boy.

When the filming was over, the futon also slammed on the top of the Silver Spirit boy's head with a bang, knocking him straight down.

Feeling the rage behind him.

The silver spirit boy didn't doubt that he was there, respectfully and respectfully, he greeted the Taishang Laojun as a master and apprentice, and then ran out. On the way, there were many senior brothers who dared to come this way, but they were all stopped by the silver spirit boy .

"Don't go, Master is in a fit of anger."

"Ah?" All the boys leaned forward and stared at each other, "What's wrong with Master, Brother Yinling, your sunglasses are usually worn by Master, right? Why are you here?"

"I don't know, it's the tuition my master gave me."

"tuition fee!"

"Look at you like this." The silver spirit boy hooked his hands towards the boys, and the boys also bent their ears to stick to it, and then heard the silver spirit boy say, "Master, the furnace was blown up just now!"

"what?"

Immediately, all the boys turned pale with fright.

"Master, fryer?"

"That's right, the furnace is blown up." The silver spirit boy nodded concentratingly, and the boys around him also whispered, "But, isn't Master's alchemy furnace a pill furnace that has been psychic, and the layout of the room is also the same?" In the Daji room, there are still shock objects, and the room is also decorated with fire essence ingots, this... can still fry the furnace?"

"When did senior brother lie to you?"

While speaking, the Yinling boy directly took out the photo he took just now and showed it to all the boys, "Look, is this a fryer?"

All the boys stared intently, their eyes filled with astonishment.

"Did you see it?" Yin Ling boy snorted softly, "Now you know why I am still a senior brother when I fry the stove every day, are you all still junior junior brothers with plump and round pills? There is no such thing as getting started sooner or later, but... my fried The furnace is personally passed down by the master, we Taishang alchemy, we pay attention to the two words 'frying furnace', only by learning how to fry the furnace, you can become a qualified grand master, understand?"

"Shut up for me!"

As soon as the Yinling boy finished speaking, an afterimage suddenly appeared in front of the boys, and there was a loud bang, and the Yinling boy took off with a whoosh, turned into shining stars and disappeared into the sky.

Even so, the voice of the silver spirit boy came from the void.

"Master, this disciple is preaching for you!"

Seeing that the silver spirit boy seemed to fly out of the sky, the boys around him all lowered their heads subconsciously when they saw the unkempt and scorched face of the Taishang Laojun.

"Master... Master..."

"Master!"

The boys all bowed their heads in greeting, and the Taishang Laojun glanced at them.

"Everyone go back to alchemy. When the Immortal Territory fights the demons in the future, we must ensure that the pills are well stocked. Don't listen to your brother Yinling, do alchemy well, and don't blow up the furnace while pursuing efficiency." Taishang Laojun whispered Whispering, he immediately looked at the boy in the golden robe, "Golden Spirit."

"The disciple is here!"

"During this period of time, all the alchemy rooms in Tushita Palace will be rearranged. Due to the invasion of the demons, the overall Feng Shui of our fairyland has been broken. The previous auspicious rooms and earthquake objects are no longer suitable for the present. You go Investigate Fengshui, sit west and face east on 33 Chongtian, re-build the alchemy room with spirit stone bricks, spirit crystal bricks and sycamore wood, and lay the floor with golden silk wood scraps, and two thousand alchemy rooms must be built within a week ,Any questions?"

"no!"

"You are not like Yin Ling, you are more stable, you do things, you can rest assured as a teacher." Taishang Laojun nodded gently and smiled, "If you are short of manpower, go to the Jade Emperor to borrow heavenly soldiers."

"Yes, Master!"

"Go back to alchemy, be careful during this time."

All the boys bowed their heads and retreated, but Jin Ling boy still stood in place and did not leave. The Taishang Laojun who noticed this scene frowned.

"What else?"

"Master, I have something else to ask." Jin Lingtong whispered softly, and Taishang Laojun said calmly, "Just speak directly."

"You...really fried the furnace?"

In an instant, Taishang Laojun's face turned ashen, and he walked towards his alchemy room silently, and Jinling Boy followed closely behind Laojun, chattering endlessly: "Master, is the furnace fried or not? You have to Tell me, so that I can record the loss of the fryer! Don’t just go to the alchemy room without saying a word, don’t you say you want to go back to alchemy? Don’t, let the apprentice help you test Fengshui, or else Frying furnace...a Spirit Crystal Alchemy Furnace is expensive to build, and our Laojun Pavilion is a little tight financially during this time."

"Stay where it's cool."

"Master, this disciple is in charge of our Laojun Pavilion's finances, so the disciple must do his duty. The current situation does not allow you to blow up the alchemy furnace again!"

"If you want to accompany your junior brother, this deity will help you."

"I……"

"Go away!"

After saying that, Taishang Laojun grabbed Jinling Boy by the collar, raised his hand and threw it towards the void.

"Master!!! We can't blow up the furnace!!!" The voice of the golden spirit boy who was thrown out still came from the void. Taishang Laojun glanced coldly and clapped his hands, and waited until he could hear it no more. He couldn't hear Jin Lingtong's voice, and he looked happy, "It's finally much cleaner this time."

Walking back to the alchemy room with head held high, Taishang Laojun also started to tidy up the alchemy room behind the explosion.

What he said just now was not aimlessly, deliberately finding steps for himself.The fact is that there was a problem with the feng shui of the alchemy room, which turned the alchemy room into a murderous room.

Otherwise, based on his many years of alchemy, how could it be possible to say that the fryer is just the fryer.

As long as the shock objects in the alchemy room are changed later, and the layout is changed a little, the problem of the fryer will naturally be solved.But I didn't want to, the ding dong sounded beside my ear at this moment, making Taishang Laojun's complexion suddenly darken.He raised his hand to light up the screen of the communicator, and there was a message from Xin Zhao on it.

The moment he saw the news, Taishang Laojun's face turned livid again.

Xin Zhao: Are you busy?
Xin Zhao: Seeing that you are a little angry, is this an alchemy furnace?
creak!

Seeing this message on the screen, Taishang Laojun smashed down the entire wall of the alchemy room with a loud bang.The deafening sound resounded throughout the 33rd Heaven, and all the boys who heard the sound looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Master, this is... the furnace is fried again?!"

(End of this chapter)