I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 1432 Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear

In the sixth level of the fairyland, the fairy clouds are misty.

Above the clouds, countless heavenly soldiers guarded with solemn expressions.Under the clouds, it is the territory of the demons after the invasion of the underworld in the fairyland. If the demons intend to invade, the sixth heaven will be the first battlefield to be attacked. Almost [-]% of the troops in the fairyland are guarding here. Just in case.

"These demons live well in my fairyland."

Clairvoyant wearing a silver battle armor exuded a fierce aura. Standing on the copper platform overlooking the territory of the Six Heavens, he sneered coldly. When he turned his eyes back and turned around, he heard a bang.

"fertile……"

The exclamation came from the ears of the clairvoyant, and in an instant, the sound of ding-ding-dong-dong and the clanging of the bronze platform of the armor collision machine were heard.

Under the bronze platform, the immortal general, who was also wearing silver battle armor, fell to the ground in all directions.

"You are blind!"

"Shun... Shun Feng'er..." Standing on the bronze platform, Clairvoyant, who still looks like a general, stretched out his hand as if in a daze.

His hands trembled as he touched the handrail, and the steel boots under his feet clattered on the steps.

"Shunfeng Er, is it you? Where are you?" Before Qianliyan could finish his words, his steel boots stepped on the top of Shunfeng Er's head who was just about to get up, and forced Shunfeng Er's neck to shrink, causing him to stumble and almost fall to the ground. Fortunately, he grabbed the armrest and muttered, "Why is there an extra pillar?"

After the words fell, Qianliyan stared and shouted.

"Who told you to pile them up on the copper platform?!"

"Thousand-mile eye, you step on my head!" Shunfeng'er yelled out with his eyes wide open, after hearing the voice behind him, Qianliyan stretched out his hand blankly, touched Shunfeng'er's head twice like a blind man touching an elephant, and then patted the scriptures and made a thud The sound of thumping, "Shunfeng ears, how does this sound sound like a watermelon is ripe, the watermelon has become fine?"

"Take your hand away!"

Shunfeng Er pushed Qianliyan away, although he could hear Qianliyan's mouth moving, but he couldn't hear what this guy was saying.

This pair of immortals live in their own world, and communication is very difficult.

"Thousand liyan, you should really treat your eyes well." Shunfeng brushed off the dust on his body, slapped the battle armor with a thud, and then stared at Qianliyan and frowned, "The immortal is coming to the fairyland, he said your position If there is a problem, come here to relocate."

"Impossible, my clairvoyant positioning has never been wrong!" clairvoyant shouted.

"Do you dare to scold Immortal Venerable?"

Shunfenger stared at Qianliyan's face, pointed at Qianliyan and scolded him angrily.

"You are so courageous, how dare you scold the Immortal Venerable?!"

"Who scolded the Immortal Venerable?" Qianliyan said angrily, "I said, my position cannot be wrong, which word did I mention the Immortal Venerable?"

"what?"

Shunfeng Er put his hands on his ears again, frowning and listening for a long time.

"I'm the Immortal Venerable licking the dog?! Fuck your mother, Clairvoyance, don't mess around here, I am a brotherhood with the Immortal Venerable, even if I am willing to work for the Immortal Venerable, it is not as ugly as you say. "

"Who said you were licking a dog?" Clairvoyance was annoyed when he heard that, "I didn't say that!"

"You said it!"

Shunfenger has been staring at Qianliyan's mouth, using his lips to discern what he said.

"Aren't you brothers anymore?!"

"I..." Clairvoyance's heart seemed to be burning with a raging fire, and he clenched his fists and said angrily, "I think it's time for you to treat your ears, because you can't understand the words, I'm your father, you seem like a Cerebral palsy, like a deaf person."

Immediately, Qianliyan stared and yelled hoarsely towards Shunfeng's ear.

"I am your father, your father, I am your eldest father, do you hear me clearly?!"

"Ahhh..." Looking at Qianliyan's fierce expression, Shunfeng Er also nodded, "I heard clearly, I heard clearly, wouldn't it be right to say that earlier."

"What did you hear clearly?"

"Ah? When do you think the Immortal Venerable will come? I don't know when I will come. Anyway, I have invited them all. I guess I will arrive later."

"I……"

"What are you saying? Please speak louder, I can't hear you clearly."

At this moment, Clairvoyance is in front of a pixel world, and Shunfenger's expression cannot be seen.However, just listening to him was enough to make him feel tired.

When the two of them communicated, it was always the opposite.

After yelling for a long while, my throat felt a little dry. I touched a bottle of spiritual water from the space of all things, poured a sip into my mouth, and screwed the bottle cap a little bit before screwing it on. I sighed helplessly.

"Please, go get your ears fixed."

"Ah?!" Shunfeng Er shouted in confusion, looked at the water in Qianliyan's hand again, frowned and pondered for a while, pointing to the water and said, "Let me drink water? No, no, no, I'm not thirsty..."

"you……"

Qianliyan was so angry that he trembled all over, coughed twice and shouted.

"Can you understand people!!!"

"what?!"

"What are you, it's really hard to talk to you!"

"What? You can't hear me louder!"

"I am your father!"

"Ahhh, your eyes are not good, let me hold you... Then give me your hand, and I will take you there. Hey, you said that your eyes can't see anything in front of you, what kind of clairvoyance are you ah."

"You are the one, you are your uncle's ear!"

"Ah? What did you say?"

As everyone knows, at this moment in the sixth level of the Immortal Realm, Zhao Xin, who accepted Shunfeng'er's invitation, has already arrived here, and beside him is Ling'er, who has transformed into a human form.

When Xin Zhao just walked out of the space door, he was frightened by the scene in front of him.

The towering copper platform.

There are countless heavenly soldiers in strong and sharp clothes.

This……

It's like a barracks in the fairyland.

Just when his heart was shocked, the roar of Clairvoyance reached his ears, and at the same time several heavenly soldiers also walked towards Xin Zhao.

"who?!"

Several heavenly soldiers looked unkind, if they hadn't sensed that Xin Zhao's aura was human race, they might have directly attacked.

"Oh..." Xin Zhao smiled at them, "I'm Zao Wou-ki, Shun Feng Er and Clairvoyance invited me to come here for a gathering."

"Wuji, Wuji Immortal Venerable!"

The Heavenly Soldiers were all shocked when they heard the name.

They are all soldiers of the Immortal Realm, so naturally they don't know Zhao Xin, but the name Wuji Immortal Lord is really like thunder, and no one in the Immortal Realm knows it.

"Exactly."

Xin Zhao nodded with a smile and took out the marriage book from the Space of All Things.

"Is that enough proof?"

Everyone in the fairyland knows it.

Wuji Xianzun, a disciple of heaven, was also given the position of trainee Yue Lao, who was in charge of the marriages of the immortals in the immortal realm.As soon as he took office, he burned all the red ropes in the Marriage Pavilion, which caused a wave of divorce in Xianyu. The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor both left.

If Tianbing didn't know Zhao Wuji, but when he took out the marriage book, it was enough to confirm the authenticity of his identity.

"Immortal Venerable, I have offended you so much just now, and I still look at Haihan." Tian Bing apologized with a smile, Xin Zhao shook his head and didn't pay attention to Qianliyan and Shunfenger, "What are these two brothers doing, don't you care?"

"You said these two immortals."

Tian Bing shook his head helplessly, looked at Clairvoyance and Shunfeng in the distance and smiled wryly.

"We are all used to it, and we can meet dozens of times a day. We wanted to take care of it before, but the gods didn't let us take care of it, saying that we were laughing at them for their physical defects. As time goes by, there are no heavenly soldiers to take care of them." , just let these two immortals quarrel, and when their throats are dry, it will be almost over."

Immediately, Xin Zhao thought that these two buddies were indeed flawed.

Or it should be said that the evolution is too ruthless.

Thousands of miles away, you can see everything in the world, and you can hear the enemy's movements from thousands of miles away, but those who are all in front of you can't see it, and the voice behind your ears can't hear it clearly.

"Xianzun, do you want me to inform you?"

"Don't bother, I'll just go there by myself, you guys will train well here, and it depends on you to guard the fairyland." Xin Zhao raised his hand and patted the shoulder of Tianbing.

In an instant, the Heavenly Soldier seemed to have received a shot of chicken blood, and his back instantly stood straight.

"I will never live up to the high expectations of the Immortal Lord!"

Immediately, the Heavenly Soldiers stared at the few Heavenly Soldiers beside them.

"There are all of them, turn back, run [-] kilometers with a load, and set off!"

Tread, step, step...

The uniform footsteps gradually drifted away, Xin Zhao stood there silently watching these heavenly soldiers, shook his head wryly, and walked slowly towards Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear.

"I didn't say breakfast!"

"Ah?! You've fallen in love with Fairy Qingluo, good boy... I've seen you flirt with Fairy Qingluo for a long time, if you like it, go after her."

"You are deaf, I didn't mention Fairy Qingluo!"

"Luluo also likes it? Dude, aren't you a little too greedy, you want to accept flowers from your sisters, you're having fun."

"Fuck your mother's fart!"

"Bailuo?"

Listening to Shunfeng Er's nonsense, Qian Liyan was so angry that he only felt the blood rushing up in his chest, dizzy, and stretched out his hand to hold the person.

"Clairvoyance, stop arguing with him, he can't hear clearly."

At this moment, a whisper that made people feel like a spring breeze came from Clairvoyant's ear.He turned back blankly, subconsciously reached back and touched Xin Zhao's face with both hands. He rubbed it for a long time as if pinching his face, and even raised his hand to knock Xin Zhao's head twice.

"The head is quite round. Listening to this sound, there must be a lot of water in the head. Who are you?"

Xin Zhao stared in astonishment, and Shunfeng Er followed the movement of Clairvoyance.

Wait until you see Xin Zhao...

"You're crazy!" Shunfeng Er pulled Clairvoyance away, "This is the Immortal, what are you fumbling about there, you still knocking on the Immortal's head?"

Shunfeng's ears and heart trembled, and the idea of ​​cutting off justice with Qianliyan came into his heart.

Who dares to touch the head? !
Still have no less water in your head?

court death!

"Immortal Lord..." Shunfeng'er, who pushed the clairvoyant away, said with an apologetic smile, "The clairvoyant is sick and his eyes don't work well. Don't be surprised."

Xin Zhao stood up straight. He was really stunned by the way the clairvoyant met.

It seemed that he had been insulted!

He couldn't help but knocked on the head twice, and then looked back at Ling'er.

"Is there really a sound of water at my end?"

"Immortal Venerable, spare his life!" Shunfeng Er grabbed Xin Zhao's arm, "Although clairvoyance is a bit blind, don't you still need him to locate him, so that he can make up for it."

"what?!"

Xin Zhao stared blankly at Shunfeng for a while.

"I didn't say anything, did I?"

"Liuyu! No, no, no, no, no need to alarm Liuyu about this!" Shunfeng Er shook his head vigorously. Xin Zhao frowned and looked at him for a long time, "I didn't mention it..."

Got it!
I guess this guy is starting to make assumptions.

Xin Zhao didn't want to follow him like a clairvoyant and yelled all the time, so he clicked on the virtual screen, edited a message and sent it to Shunfenger.

Immediately, he nuzzled towards the communicator on Shunfeng Er's waist.

"Communicator?!"

Shun Fenger asked tentatively, and when Xin Zhao nodded, he quickly took out the communicator and saw the message from Xin Zhao.

Immortal Venerable Wuji: Are you sick?

Immortal Venerable Promise: I didn't say a word to you from the beginning to the end, can you stop imagining that, are you hysterical?

Shunfeng'er was embarrassed when he received the news, and scratched his head with a dry smile.

"I can not hear clearly."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xin Zhao pointed his mouth at his communicator again and looked down at Shunfeng Er.

Immortal Venerable Wuji: Don't yell if you can't hear clearly.

Shunfeng'er suddenly raised his head, covered his mouth with his hands, and did not make any sound.Immediately, Xin Zhao saw Clairvoyance groping around in the air again, then he coughed lightly twice towards an open space, straightened his clothes and bowed deeply.

"Immortal Venerable, clairvoyance is so offending, I still look at Haihan."

however……

The side he prayed to was completely empty, Xin Zhao looked helpless, Shunfeng Er hurriedly grabbed Clairvoyant's arm and said in a low voice.

"Who do you worship? The immortal is here!"

With Shunfeng Er leading the way, the clairvoyant suddenly groped over slowly with his eyes distracted and bowed deeply.

"Immortal Venerable!"

Standing opposite Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Er, Zhao Xin looked at the two brothers silently, feeling inexplicably tired in his heart, communicating with them...

What a waste of time!
(End of this chapter)